> "a neighbour heard a loud scream and when she looked out her window, the perp was seen to be running away from the scene naked and covered in purple paint, the victim was found round the back of the property with an entire GameStop's inventory lodged deep inside his anus, that's not even the worst part, the killer made sure to file down the victims fingers all the way to the second knuckle, so even if he tried to scoop out the game cartridges he would have been unable to, there's more to it than that though, look at how his mouth is contorted in that way, the first responders said that when they attempted to resuscitate a ball of shit rolled out and they noted that the smell was so not there that it was confusing that shit wouldn't smell, that was when they noticed they no longer had noses, the killer actually stole the first responders noses the night before, they think to confuse them when they saw said shit and, if you look here at the victims feet, they've actually been replaced with kitchen benches, who would do such a thing?"