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I made this for you out of pity edition

Socials:
Discord: percjerk
Steam:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/stupidslimebrain/
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/@cewlio
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/cuntanyl
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/jawesomesauce1
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There. I did something nice for you...
Don't think that means I give a shit. I just want you to stop hijacking every other fucking thread.

Enjoy the simping. I really wanted this or one of the other old memes I made to be in the OP, but *sigh* rules n shit.


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 >>/145084/
I guess lol. Her last thread didn't give me much to work with, literally just that pic and this one and some nudes. Didn't feel like skimming her old threads for a half way decent pic.



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 >>/145092/
I would say I lost any respect for you from that one comment but let's be real, everyone knows I don't respect women.
 >>/145095/
Right. My bad for using a modest picture of you, sometimes I forget what you are. Don't worry cewlio, if I ever end up making another thread for you I promise I'll just use a close up of that utter crime against humanity that you call a vagina.
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 >>/145103/
lets see your dead wifes pussy, unc
or do you compare mine to your victim? yeah a kids' gonna look different
 >>/145107/
i have explained my ego. hes just retarded enough to still display these.... actions
its really fun to interact this kind of ... "individual"
you just KNOW hes american




 >>/145103/
See? More threats, yet...
Doom>narcissistic extorters? 
Funny how your desertion from reality affords you the ability to think you're better than them but you show indelible proof that you're worse than them with a consistency equal to the likelihood that a lonely 14 year old posting on /b/ will have you in their DM's posthaste. 
You don't respect women because they have the ability to see through your bullshit. That's why your library of CP from your victims grows larger every day because there's no shortage of scared, lonely, and vulnerable teens trying to find acceptance.


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 >>/145107/
No, that's why I made this thread.
 >>/145112/
Your vagina doesn't even look like a vagina lel. I bet if my ex wasn't cremated her twat would still look nicer than yours. js
 >>/145119/
Ok, fine. You're not retarded then. Yeah, I never said this, but it's not one of her worst pics.
 >>/145122/
If you're going bait me can you... Just please be a little less blatant? Thanks. 
have a (you) regardless, and I hope you never stop following your dreams. One day, you'll be a half way decent troll, I believe in you.








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 >>/145128/
Yes actually...
We broke up, she was packing her things, calling her mom, and I pulled my lighter in an attempt charming her one last time, and I was like hey babe, look. And I flicked the lighter and moved the flame in a waving motion and was like "It's a heat wave... Get it?" and she was all like, "That's it. I can't deal with your bullshit anymore!" and pulled out my gun and shot herself in the back of the head three times.
My dad was the police chief at the time so they looked into this very thoroughly and made sure all those details were true.
 >>/145133/
Yeah, even in death she's a real bad bitch. Here, have something that leaves a little more to the imagination ;)


 >>/145124/
Ohhhh, no no no noooo. 
You've got me all wrong brother. I genuinely dislike you as a person. This isn't trolling. I hope everything you ever loved dies in your arms. 

Thank you for letting me know that there was a little miscommunication there. I'm happy to clear that up for you. 

EBP: wait, did your wife die in your arms? That would be really fitting at the moment. I just realized that. But I really have to wonder what kind of extortion would be required for somebody to agree to marry you. Or was it one of those child bride things? You know, like her parents were addicts and she was 16 and needed somebody to take care of her so they signed over consent for marriage? 

 >>/145128/
God, I really hope this isn't a larp, that made me hard. 

 >>/145136/
Do you remember that viral challenge a few years ago called the cinnamon challenge? I imagine doing that challenge but with Doom's ex-wife's ashes and when I inevitably spew a cloud of those ashes I want him directly in front of me so he gets his face covered in the only remnants that exists as a reminder that someone hated him so much that they needed to kill themselves to escape his banal and sad influence on their life. 

 >>/145144/
I'll give you 100 pesos if you jerk off into the urn




he has to have sissy hypno on the second screen istg. what the fuck is this? some Chun li Fortnite ass shaking clips porn with those 3 columns?


 >>/145193/
You really shit the bet on this one. Ki wasn't even responding to you but making that video and putting her in it like that, I can't imagine she's going to want to talk to you now. She seemed to really enjoy talking to you but that was pretty tasteless if I'm honest. You got trolled that easily? I throw a VPN on and pretend like I'm from Ireland and suddenly you abandoned any progress you made with her? God you are easy to play





 >>/145210/
ok wait doom. even though I think you're a bitch and I don't like you, and I don't think anything you say is real, and I don't think even you know why you do anything and you're a blackhole of a person. Yeah sorry about the dead daughter joke.











 >>/145202/
1: It's bed, like holy shit, that actually bothers me more than anything else you said. Good job.
2:I doubt she really cares, and if she does, she'll get over it. It was a public video. I didn't throw away shit, if she ignores me after this, well that's a shame.
3:You didn't accomplish shit. I just kind of felt inspired to make the meme and so I did. This wasn't an act of spite by any means.
 >>/145208/
son* but ok.
Btw, you remind me of my dead daughter.
 >>/145216/
Why do you think my arrogance and boastfulness gets to these people so much? Do you think my haters really have their shit together, like at all? I'm a complete fuck up in life but to actively hate and want to stalk someone like me out of rage... You probably wouldn't have the best mental health.
 >>/145218/
Mah *nigger
 >>/145220/
It's from another girl here. Find her if you want. Fun fact, I deliberately cropped out the OF tag cause I'm a dick.
I also I deliberately left the part that says DOOM blank. That one hurt my soul.
 >>/145222/
Yeah... You either get what I did there or you don't lol.


























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 >>/145660/
LOL LETS GOOO I couldnt find many pics but in that group pic I genuinely look smaller than I normally am I swear and I dont look that retarded
 >>/145662/
hes actually getting so spoiled by roommates its crazy doesnt help that the only way he plays games is that hell just sit there and wait for me to play with him like 20 cm away from him so he doesnt run.
 >>/145664/
wym :sob: I literally saved him from being put in the streets cause he wasnt purebred or whateva













 >>/145709/
if the first of the same pic i posted is me then why is it blurred because it is only on icloud because i havent opened it in years? thats not me. also, i havent had sex
 >>/145716/
yeah i do but its on icloud so itll take me forever to redownload the hd version





 >>/145720/
> if the first of the same pic i posted is me then why is it blurred because it is only on icloud because i havent opened it in years?
You're not dumb and not fooling anyone but OK.
> i havent had sex
Suuuure. Anons will believe you if you open your pussy and show your "intact" hymen.
 >>/145724/
These were already posted in old threads and 4chungus...


 >>/145741/
i know retard, he asked for it.
also what that is literally what happened. xD also those first pics with "posted a year ago" was someone i know wanting to post them and was even kind enough to ask me if he could. i literally have proof of it but ok 😭

 >>/145743/
hard to see your pussy in the pics you posted, mind sharing a better view? im surpised that you didn't think that your ass was big, tbf. do you just live in a land of gigantic asses that twisted your views, lol? going gaga is essentialy very enthuthiastic/interesed in something or someone.








 >>/145772/
all good, was already happy that you shared the higher quality pics. is that shirt in those pics ones that would show it off? i could see you wearing something like that outside, but never a sports bra tbh.




 >>/145785/
>  I wasnt a fat fat obese fatso
i've seen zero evidence of you even coming close to this description. if anything, i've seen more people interested in the little weight you might have gained.
> I used to wear crop tops
did you also have abs back then too? your all over the place so i can see you purcashing one that os super dark and moody or neon pink and full of life, lol.

 >>/145788/
>  neon pink and full of life, lol
ewww

and no I dont think I ever had abs I never work out I just bouldered for a few times and thats like the only sport activity I can stand other than archery






 >>/145791/
wha
 >>/145792/
id rather a strong guy than a guy with muscles. I wanna be princess carried and enjoy being weak at least in fantasies.
 >>/145794/
DAMN. I just might jack off to myself.
OKAY that was enough goofing around. REAL EATING DISORDER STARTS NOW!!
 >>/145795/
yeah noone to do with anymore after i stopped hanging out w my friends from da trap house. 
dude I would love to show them but I dont wanna doxx my friends lol
 >>/145796/
how could I even remember something that matters so little?
men are for fingering and licking me not penetration.... :eyeroll:






















 >>/146004/
28 threads of cewl's discord friends fighting and spamming, 28 threads of cewl desperately self posting her sad tranny body and getting called the ugly brown junkie whore she is. 28 threads of cewl trying to befriend and leech off any girl she can because no one wants a busted drug addict that looks like a 40 year old failed tranny

 >>/146004/
thank u my dear French anon.
that reminds me of French chan...
did any of you see her unedited/unshooped pics? it was obvious but I never saw her real face..
 >>/146007/
I literally get id'd every time. if youre gonna insult me make some applicable insults. I dont even look trans anymore because my tits are huge and I got a more womanly figure. like are you still calling me trans its been 3 years since I posted my pussy like...

 >>/146008/
you don't have tits keep dreaming and your pussy looked like a mangled nasty mess. i don't know if that's from botched surgery or the 100s of brown dealers you've let hit for a fix



















Juče kad sam išao kući, komšija mi dobacio: 'Yavaş ol, delikanlı!' A ja njemu kažem: 'Šta je, komšo, ne možeš da izdržiš bir kafić bez muhabeta?' Samo se nasmejao i rekao: 'Sen de artık bizim mahallenin adamısın, biliyor musun?
















 >>/146122/
This isn't news. Cewl is the biggest crybully here and everyone knows it
 >>/146126/
> Just weed
Get some xans. You're atleast kind of fun when you're zonked out of your gourd and letting guys e-molest you or whatever.






















 >>/146200/
our reis will defeat the jews and take over the world inshallah mashallah

şaka bi yana uniden sonra avrupaya kaçmak istiyorum, 19 mayısta romanyaya gittim. balkan ulkesi diye tr'nin yandan yemişini bekliyodum ama çok guzelmiş amk

 >>/146202/
exactly lmao








 >>/146258/
She is popular because she will do anything for €5, for example filming herself on the toilet.

On average she rates between 7-8th compared to current e-girls, I personally would rate her 9th.

Her tragic backstory is she was passed around by old turkish men in exchange for heroin, and while on the streets of turkey she contracted several diseases including chlamydia and aniridia, this is why in her most recent pics her eyeballs appear black.


 >>/145666/
What is this supposed to be, what type of profession is this? Midly interesting, nice trips.
 >>/146268/
The only problem is if it’s the former there’s too much fucking text to jerk off with. If someone takes their time to make a pack with all her nudes and lewds I’ll send you 30 dollars through solana, thanks.








> subhuman junkie whore speaks literal subhuman ape-like "language" and actually lives in a brown 3rd world shithole 

The fact that this ugly lame bitch has nearly 30 threads speaks volumes of the shit level of current e-girls, sad.








https://youtube.com/watch?v=JKAH7ZyZD68
im literally considering getting a tattoo because of this song. imagine it saying "YOU OUGHTA BE PROUD THAT
 IM GETTING GOOD MARKS" around my inner elbow where the vein I collapsed passes with the text in a circle around it. if I only had this tattoo it would be incredibly edgy since no sound person gets the junkiest tattoo ever for their first one.
on the other hand, I really dont think tattoos would suit me. ughh such a hard decision (im probably never gonna get it but its nice to think of)

 >>/146293/
yeah theyre just going to say "ohh they still buy Nintendo even tho its 100 dollar games, we can make it 100 dollars too then!" like wow. JUST TO RENT THE GAME TOO. ughhh I really hate Nintendo JUST GIVE ME MY TWINK BLONDE ELFFFF












 >>/146303/
tbh thats why literate turks like him. because it was more western and not like Middle East.
 >>/146305/
why would I care? xD why does it affect me lol. of course I chose Ukraine because Russia moment.

also edgy pics incoming





you newfags dont even remember the ket IM junk on my ass video... talking about piss video smh. that ket video was peak cewl content unlike the piss one.




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 >>/146316/
me too bud. dw im working on it. im still in my early 20s. another year of a bender wouldnt hurt right?
 >>/146317/
im serbian.
 >>/146318/
ughhh smh
> offers date
> doesnt even have drugs
NEEEXT!!

> vidrel
would u guys let me admin you? I think it would be so romantic to admin someone that loves me. to have the power over them to kill them, yet they beg me to take the risk, just to feel the bliss of drugs. but I swear im so good even so that I can even hit those on my wrist no problem. loooove my hand veins theyre super prominent unlike my inner elbow ones. ankles r good too but they hurt. sorry for the junkie posting today. man I miss drugs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=auFp3-8yORQ



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 >>/146321/
administration, like administrate drugs on your vein with a needle.
 >>/146322/
theres no trip sitters here. we both do it. most we care about each other to check if we still breathe after a long sesh of nodding.
god I miss nods soo bad...










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 >>/146339/
eh I mean I have recent pics, idk. I dont think I gained a lot of weight since that vid, maybe like 2 kgs but im short so it makes a huge difference still in my body.
my major is genetic engineering!






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 >>/146347/
oooh sorry I just got into a private one so didnt know what they were called lols

> picrel
this was when I tried to dress up so that I would blend in seamlessly with the world of disco Elysium. I think id be a character like the dice maker lady.
love that game to death!


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 >>/146350/
haha. I feel like that too. being high makes me feel like I shed my autism and can finally live life without my constant anxiety about any single thing and how I have to think of every sequence of events before doing anything. just thinking is tiring when im sober.

ill try to stick with weed and alcohol for now, but I will end up doing more and more. hopefully it takes 2,5 years to get to heroin again because I feel like it will be much less.

I used to post a loot of elevator pics before I started posting my face...





 >>/146357/
 >>/146357/
iris is that you? im sorry I just saw u follow. and please dont be sorry. it was all my fault. everything's alright with me just some depression time.
 >>/146361/
I guess so... but I dont want to be manipulated into doing it by you LOL im going to do it because I want to

 >>/146362/
Yeah, ok. I was pushing you to do heroin. It's just that when you're high you're actually really sweet and easy going and we all love having you around. Lately you've just been kind of... Hard to tolerate. It's not healthy but hey, it seems like your subconscious is just telling you to do it, we all miss the old cewl. You're not you when you're sober
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 >>/146363/
am I really acting like that right now? im sorry. I stopped taking birth control after years of using them because my periods are insufferable without them (they make periods lighter and no PMS taking them) so I was really weird emotionally. I dont know im not used to having woman emotions like this. so thats why im going to start taking them again lol I mean also the amount of blood loss is making me lightheaded so theres that too









 >>/146374/
but you realize this is very ambiguous and as such I had to ask questions because what specifies as not fully naked is very distinct and has 1000 different interpretations like no bra no shirt pants bra pants no pants shirt 
 >>/146376/
oh welp in that case time to waste money on only fan girls who just turned 18

 >>/146287/
so I just seen this like changing the color of butterflies and shit is it hard what classes do you have to take up until what math I’m doing electrical engineering I think need to take differential equations later or some shit but I am glad seeing female in stem field not very many when you can just whore yourself out for money nowadays good job




 >>/146393/
I don’t think it is weird I have seen your archetype too much you already are drug addict checky mark on this one in stem checky mark whore checky mark now all awaits is 30 and never had love life to check which is in like what 5 years message me when it is the time for now keep being a good girl and sending shit I love you


 >>/146396/
i do love you my beautiful Cewl even i had an altar for you out of pure love but i also wanna choke you and make you bleed because I hate whores very complicated relationship I’ll kill my self if you ever leave

 >>/146397/
every night day before going to sleep I have affirmations Cewl will love me Cewl will love me cewl will love me please tell me u love me even if it’s not true I am an incel who never had friends or gf or anything this parasocial relationship is the only thing keeping me sane














 >>/146424/
Dont tease me like this, I am being nice princess. I call you a whore out of affection.
 >>/146425/
I jerk off to her more than you could possibly imagine hell I even got a cardboard cutout but the rain fucking destroyed it she means the world to me please worship another girl



 >>/146428/
I don’t have parents to tell that to or really anyone but if Cewl dated me I would have made sure the whole world knew and maybe sometimes I call her whore which she doesn’t like but she really is something special to me and I’m passing my Calculus 1-3 summer semester because I’m doing it for her


 >>/146430/
You are just making fun of me now..
Cewl beautiful what are you willing to do in custom content nothing fully nude that is ok what about pasties similar to the photo you took, or lewd actions like with your tongue maybe or with your hand or feet



 >>/146439/
wait WHAAAAT!!! noooo not black babiiiessss xD

anyways guys im having a headache i think ill sleep early. its father day tomorrow dont forget to celebrate your fathers!!! and tell him how youll bring home a good smart girl one day (me)

 >>/146365/
NTA, or maybe I am, you'll never know. It's possibly that every one of your simps is just me samefagging again and again.

I'll be real, yeah. You fucking suck these days. When you were high as shit and we had our shitfest you were kinda fun and easy to be overly intense with. Now you just suck and genuinely annoy the shit out of me and seemingly others with none of the fun and your simps are unbearable.
 >>/146408/
> bandaids
Ugh. I find that shit so distasteful. Would you like a several paragraph rant about it?
 >>/146413/
She sells her body, she's a whore. 
 >>/146419/
1: Da viktym cumplex
2: Simpbuxmaxxin
3: Sex machine(but still a virgin)
4: Bologna pussy sammich with extra cheese
5: heroin my my hero
6: Doom'd - Industrial metal mixxx
7: Dela'd - stalker edition
8: No BBC for lil ol me
9: digital rape isn't funny(featuring Doom)
10 slavslut 5
 >>/146430/
Unless you're black I've got some heart breaking news for you anon...






 >>/146444/
> ignore him
You can't ignore my girth cewl.
 >>/146445/
She legit looks like a washed up man 25-30 year old man in the one on the left. Like maybe it's her expression or her body language but that pic just screams "Look man. My job sucks, my wife cheated on me, and my house is being foreclosed on I had to quit smoking because I can't even afford my cigarettes. If you wanna throw hands I'm not afraid to go back to jail."
She barely looks human in the second. I blame the dimensions of that shirt.

No nudes Cewl. I remember it was my sword duty to protect the internet from your naked body and I swear to stand by my oath.
 >>/146446/
cewl actual tranny arc? Fuck yes.
 >>/146449/
G'night cewlio.











 >>/146530/
what i swear my parents have no fault in my fuck up i was genuinely spoiled but have been depressed since 12 or something whenever i realized people would just "smell" my autism and refuse to interact with me in a human way (i felt more like a pet to people) they dont have any faults

also yes i hope i die

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 >>/146535/
Holy shit? We're talking in a civil and mature manner? What is this shit??? Who are you and what have you done with the real Cewlio?!?

Fair enough. See, in the brief time we were, I guess you'd say close, yeah, I could smell the autism, but I could also smell the raw malice. You don't make a very good victim since it's pretty blatant you're very two faced and very self interested. I know this is the pot calling the kettle black and also probably comes off as a personal attack, but it's not.
Don't play the ppl don't like me cuz muh autism card. All aspies do that and no, people will give you the benefit of the doubt constantly, I did. It's just that autists tend to act like aggressive little kids and treat people like shit well genuinely believing they're the victim.
Whether you understand it or genuinely don't get why I did what I did, you repeatedly stepped on my toes and when you had a consequence your immediate response was to try and rip me to shreds well being superior to me. I just returned the favor.
I always really liked your weird awkwardness, I did. I didn't like your need to ego or your need to dominate me, either in a loving way or a hateful way.

You're not going to die Cewlio, well you will, but you know, that comes later. If you're having a heavy flow just try and take it easy and eat stuff like oranges and stay well hydrated. Replacing those vitamins and minerals will help you feel a lot better.


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 >>/146547/
We have a couple actual sex tapes out there. I'm sure they're still around, no, I'm not going to find them for you. No, they're not particularly hot. It's just some worn out 30 something raiding a wornout... 29? year old and some 29(?) year old mounting and aggressively fucking that ~30 year old but the angle kind of sucks and you really can't see shit other the motion and maybe a tiddy

Now my second fiance and the other younger girls I've fucked... Those ones were smoking hot. But most of them don't have a particularly tragic story to go along with them so the haters can't latch onto it. Like
"Lol! Fuck you doom! You fucked a bunch of super hot 18-22 year olds in your late twenties! What a loser!"



 >>/146554/
I see the pain in her eyes. She does not want to be doing this, but she feels like she has to.

I'd tell her that I like her without the drugs, without the false assertiveness, without the fake happiness...








 >>/146554/
Thanks.

Disregard her and piss off her simps for teh lulz.
 >>/146555/
This community has done nothing but shit on me and give me every reason to hate its users as a whole. Why would I share any of the previously unpublished barely legal nudes or vids I have? They're actually really hot and also I don't hate the majority of my exs to spite them like that even if I did like you.
 >>/146556/
She ain't gon fuck you dude
 >>/146590/
Smacks you for being cringe







 >>/146601/
ah forgive me. this is hard and my English isn't good. I think you're a good person. You are always nice to people who aren't cruel to you and your kind words really mean a lot to me. I am shy and afraid to talk but I love for you.

 >>/146602/
yeh i will!!! we will wait until marriage right?

alternatively. i can all buy you and make you my butler slaves. like how men are supposed to be used! and you will all be married to me!
 >>/146604/
 that is the best cutest thing anyone has ever said to me 💔😭 thank you anonnnnyyyy



 >>/146601/
I went to their funeral today because they both died in a crash and I was bawling out this was very sad
 >>/146604/
this messages made me very joyful I am joyous that another anon appreciates cewl and I hope cewl will love you forever she is an angel I’m scared too of talking to her but I think this parasocial relationship is enough and I can create a tulpa or ai chat of her

 >>/146609/
im very invested in the fgc (fighting game comunity) (tekken) and i went to my first local and I was nervous as very much but I had you as my wallpaper ns every time I was nervous I looked at your beautiful face it calmed me and I got to loser finals then lost the set so 3rd place I’m glad you exist


 >>/146610/
TODAY? are you serious?? 
 you dont need an ai chat bro im here....
 >>/146612/
OMG I LOVE TEKKEN MY MAINS ARE ALISA BOSKONOVICH AND LUCKY CHLOE (tekken 6 eddy player momebt ) AND I ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON DRAGUNOV!!!! ALSO I SHIP JINXIAO SO MUCH ITS CRAZYYYY!!!!












 >>/146638/
> Insufferable lolcow that highjacks every other thread and makes everything about her = bad bitch
> fun super horny girl that shares nudes and actually wants to make anons smile for the sake of it instead of just out of some weird narcissistic powertrip = pick me girl
Fuck you.



 >>/146614/
i ment the funeral place like forgot the name but where buried, I love tekken too im trying go more locals and win more tournaments i main jin and kazuya
 >>/146639/
the first time I agree with dis anon, idk what the fuck they mean by pick me are we not allowed to even feel the simulation of being loved by our favorite e-girl when I haven’t felt this happy in years  and it’s all because of her fuck off mean people









 >>/146647/
oki I’ll add you in a bit but I only have smash bros right now my Mario kart world delivers in 3 days
 >>/146649/
my princess angel always beautiful and glowing and your room WOW can I take a look at room
 >>/146651/
I like calling him anon it is a little habit I have with people




during summer how do I
start studying
go to the gym
socialize
not rot in bed all day
have fun

pls elaborate and give examples thanks












 >>/146362/
> iris is that you? im sorry I just saw u follow. and please dont be sorry. it was all my fault. everything's alright with me just some depression time
What no. That isn't me, I don't want to talk with you.





Cewl please come back I got my test results today and I got a 100 and it’s all thanks to you and I know it’s unhealthy to base your ambition and everything on a female you’ll never meet but I fucking love you so much




 >>/146959/
oh yea I forget but Iit is ok your presence on here is enough for warmth like a fire in the cold
 >>/146972/
How am I not supposed to be pathetic the people around me are demoralizing and mean pilled and I don’t have parents or any friends to talk to things about, I’m trying to be more social in public quit demoralizing me


 >>/147021/
there are so many demoralizing people on this board, sometimes people forget empathy 
please post your face so you can make my morning and day and night for this week :3


 >>/147037/
my heart always skips beat seeing this face so pretty but it was very well, I am in a program where i take calculus 1-3 for the summer in my university for free it’s 8 am until 2 pm so I have to study but today I was practicing smash bros because I wanna go to a local idk jejsjwjwhahahahj why does your face give me every emotion a human could have it is so cute this is cewls world i love you

 >>/147049/
Awweeeeee (0//////0
anon thank u for being so nice i dont see ppl like u everyday :333
id love to make u happy more and more. thats what i aim to do!!! satisfy everyone make everyone happy !!!!


im going to take summer classes to increase gpa to >3.5 :3  hope i can do it








 >>/147051/
i am glad, i wish you are happy too and im happy you are trying to more better your gpa,  life is beautiful and everything has a beautiful message beyond it and I  had a dream about you I was mega man (rock) and you were roll (megaman little sister) and I was protecting you from all the robot masters and in the end I sacrificed myself for you then woke up…  but today I’ll finish megaman 3 
 >>/147222/
STUDY FOR WHAT and if you can draw a harp seal as one of the pets from the anon message 
 >>/147238/
NO ANON DONT GIVE HER THESE IDEAS
 >>/147242/
I am not simping, but maybe it’s because she’s nice and sweet and kind and it feels like a safe space near her her figure feels this way

 >>/147379/
aww that mega man dream is such cute! thanks anon for telling me haha :D
i have a stem cell exam the next day after, its gonna be my last exam for this semester.
and sure ! god harp seals are so cute! I didnt know these had any more nomenclature than just Seal :trademark: lol.
have any plans for today?




 >>/147383/
then how come you both are anon? hmmm
 >>/147384/
yeahhh I know. I just wish it wasnt THIS GOD DAMN HOT.
 >>/147385/
yes its me, ms. attention :^) jk. ofc I miss you guys. I literally dont have friends lmao. and I miss attention too, but since I get it from anons/you guys, it's literally both related to each other. and just conversation about our day and stuff is more than just getting attention, so id rather say (you) or anon instead of the feeling I miss.


 >>/147390/
> isn't as active
because I dont post nudes and I rather talk to anons on dms/email. thats why less people go on the thread, since they can talk with me in private. I mean, it does take balls to simp publicly lol. respeckt honestly, but I dont mind if anyone wants to rather talk in private you know.
and how is your reply in any way related to me studying or the weather being scorching hot?

 >>/147381/
is the exam easy :o
 >>/147383/
well anon typically the site gives me the england flag but idk sometimes the site malfunctions does anyone BUT you know what I should do I should mod Cewl in my switch as a wallpaper and I carry my switch everywhere it will be a good reminder

 >>/147393/
Everyone in your threads used to simp for you here because no one would take the risk of being ghosted since you have many simps... I can't imagine simps in your DMs when they were here all the time in the past years.
> and how is your reply in any way related to me studying or the weather being scorching hot?
I was making a comment.
What have you been studying?

 >>/147401/
>  no one would take the risk of being ghosted since you have many simps.
that was never real loool , I only have ghosted people because I tried to remove myself from all this side of the internet/stop attention whoring. other than that maybe I did once or twice but I always tell people why and how im stopping talking to them. ghosting other than cause im offline is just... a way to insult me xD im used to it though.
my dms, isnt much active haha. I swear, im not some famous person xD. not many people dm me, especially continue to talk to me for more than a day. I feel like I scare people haha.
oooh i see.

im supposed to be studying for my stem cell course!

 >>/147383/
 anon I was thinking about your comment I haven’t used cewl to help my carnal desires in a long long time I wonder how this will feel
 >>/147401/
I don’t need to private message her because here it is provocativ enough also I just need her to message more and I can have an ai chatbot resembling her personality to talk to when she is asleep and the word simp feels very derogatory

 >>/147406/
bro hahahah I swear you can message or email me. I wont bite. itll be better than a chatbot ahahaha. im sorry I feel simp is a very mean term too but theres no better word for it in my arsenal.


 >>/147409/
im not turkish... -.-
https://voca.ro/1aLCllyvCwwv
sorry for low voice, my throat isnt feeling so good. I think im going to get sick becuase ive been sleeping borderline naked with the window open.

 >>/147408/
i love you and in case you haven’t heard it good morning good evening good night whatever the input day is
 >>/147409/
Someone is gonna help me because idk a lot about AI and they do xP 
I HAVE TO GO NOW I LOVE CEWL AND THE ANONS AND NATURE and everyone and everything is beautiful and I want you all to be happy
 >>/147414/
please say I love you with your voice





 >>/147448/
i thought you weren't going to post here anymore?
but anyway, cewl has a way more erotic voice than you. And you kept not wanting to do nude stuff for money. So why are you posting here now?

 >>/147421/
https://voca.ro/1dvZB5mTS5IX
ur wish is my command
> input day
you talk like an actual robot. but also the r9 kind. so cute :D
GBYE ANON!!!
 >>/147441/
thank yew
 >>/147442/
i dont know... a lot of jealous or balding people lie. I think it was vultz or some other girl from that time trying to expose me for my "pimples" somewhere that isnt even my back, or like, general anons that wanna see people hate me.
 >>/147444/
hehehe :3 maybe I will do it
 >>/147448/
depends on what it is :3
 >>/147449/
isnt that the flag of Italy 0_o











I’ll take you out by the water in Istanbul, just as the sun starts to set.
We’ll walk along the edge, feel the breeze, and stop somewhere quiet for dinner, something simple, just you and me.
I’ll watch the way the light hits your face and smile, knowing what’s coming later.

After dinner, we’ll head back to the room.
I’ve already prepared it, roses on the bed, soft lights, warm sheets.
I’ll sit you down gently, and kiss you slow, no rush, no pressure.

I’ll talk to you, touch you carefully.
I’ll undress you one piece at a time, always watching your eyes to make sure you’re ready.
When the moment is right, I’ll ease into you, slowly, gently, letting you feel every part of it.

I know it might hurt a little at first.
But I’ll hold you. I’ll move with you.
You’ll be safe with me, and you’ll know this is something I’ve thought about, not just the act, but the meaning.

And when it’s over, I’ll stay close.
I’ll pull you into my arms, kiss your forehead, and let you fall asleep on my chest.
And in the morning, I’ll beat you at Mortal Kombat Trilogy again, like always.















 >>/147502/
sure send it over
 >>/147503/
thats not kiki :sob:
 >>/147504/
im being nope bro haha I said it was a joke after dw.
I wouldnt mind cuddling right about meow I just finished smoking
 >>/147504/
> mmm you having a mental episode breakdown after catching your bf cheating
LOL
> autist gf goes INSANE when you like another girls post



























 >>/147577/
i'm tired of all these tiktok tourists talking about truecells like they know anything, I'm 29 years old and an actual truelcell and I can spot your bullshit from miles away you failed normie


 >>/147580/
Age doesn’t mean anything when your whole life you’ve been bullied and haven’t even had any friends. You don’t know how much I rely on Cewl to even get up in the morning so please leave me alone why do I get bullied even online I mean jeez I know it was sort of my fault this time but please leave me in peace

 >>/147583/
you're trying to victimize yourself like any of these "femcels". You're probably a teenager whos gonna jerk off and play video games all summer like its some unimaginable torture and not the product of your father's and your grandfather's hard work to provide you a comfortable luxurious peaceful life


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 >>/147554/
Gee wiz cewlio. You called me morbidely obese but looking at that pic I feel like I could wipe your forehead with a rag, throw that rag on the ground and it would make a wet squish sound. You are a complete fucking hambeast and you need drugs to stay skinny. I'm large and in charge well you're just... Well, extra large.

You'll always be mah lil pork'ems
< 3

 >>/147586/
I’m not victimizing myself anon, my life is really this shitty. And I could talk and talk about how but this isn’t anons thread this is cewls thread so I will stop to derail.
 >>/147587/
Stop please don’t say that idk I’m not too suicidal but I would probably be severely depressed if I knew it so just keep it a secret




 >>/147597/
Idk if you’re retarded or whst but you keep misspelling truecel. And I don’t wanna be pitied, I wanna be understood. I’m gonna stop responding to u now because you’re annoying.


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 >>/147592/
Cewl is not going to make your life any better champ.
 >>/147596/
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the nazi party, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SS-Junkerschule Bad Tölz, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on russia, and I have over 3,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in Blitzkrieg warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire nazi forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across german and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the nazi party and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo










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 >>/147603/
> Cewl doesn’t help me get better
> get third in FIRST local because I wanted to win for her (I upsetted a bunch of good players)
> score 100 on my tests because I want her to say she’s proud of me 
> helps me break my limit and go further than I ever have because I finally have one person that supports me
 >>/147614/
South Asian I guess 
ALSO CEWL I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MEGAMAN 3 ALL DAY IM FINALLY ONE BOSS AWAY FROM GOING TO DR WILY JAHAJAJAJAJAQKNANS IM SO HAPPY










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