He couldn't control his hunger any longer and he wouldn't. He wanted her guts and tonight would be the night he would finally get up in them. He dawned the disguise of a local pizza delivery boy and knocked at her front door. She, not expecting anyone this evening, cautiously crept to the door and standing there in the moon light was that of a strange human form. The silhouette haunting her doorway motioned slowly as a pizza box manifested from it's darkness. Ashley was captivated by the creatures piercing eyes and pointy white teeth, both as bright as the full moon. The figure spoke to her in a strange accent asking, "Did you order a sausage pizza and a Pepsi?" Ashley thought to herself for a moment. Did she order a sausage pizza and a Pepsi? She couldn't remember. In fact, she couldn't remember anything. Everything suddenly felt fuzzy and she fell to the floor as the creature entered her home, the door slamming behind them. Ashley awoke on the couch to a pizza box sitting on the table before her. She slowly sat herself up and there standing in the corner of the room, concealed in the shadows was the figure she had encountered at her front door. It had not been only a dream or was it? Was this still a dream? Was she suffering from the sleep paralysis she had read so much about? The very thing she had feared for so long has finally come true, but no, the thing was sobbing as it stared out the window into nothing. Ashley hesitantly asked, "Are you going to hit me now?" The monster began crying even louder, "That's what you would expect me to do, isn't it? I do admit that I did come here with the intention of taking you for myself but I can no longer. Your cuteness is so overpowering. I could not bear the grief it would cause me to give into my dark desires." Ashley sat there silently for a moment and then replied, "Oh, well that's nice." The creature sniffled into a tissue. "Ashley, you just don't know how hard it is for me. Everywhere I go, people treat me as if I'm some beast. When people see me walking towards them on the sidewalk, instead of greeting me, they cross the street. It's so hard being a black man in America with all this racism." Ashley looked winth herself to find a final solution. "Why don't you go back to Africa?" The monster quickly turned it's head towards Ashley. It's face full of blood lust and rage. Then like night into day, it's face changed. A smile appeared and the monster said "Why, Ashley, what a superb idea. I need to go back to be with my own kind." The monster glided across the floor towards Ashley on her couch and shook her hand then said with a shout, "Thank you, dearest Ashley and peace out!" Then a great typhon of smoke appeared that smelt of weed and out the door went the monster...taking with him Ashley's bicycle and tv. Ashley ran to the door and cheered the monster on with glee. "Someone help, call the police!" as the monster drove down the street. For it was then that Ashley realized the monster had taken her wallet, her phone and even her car keys.