/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1011302/
or better yet, which neet is the highest? I bet it's the tomato grower

 >>/1011309/
Monk would have to be my guess 😬
 >>/1011306/
woah where approximately, don't dox yourself but you probably win
 >>/1011307/
true but then theres the torment of always having an eyeful of peng ting i don't have the social skills to seduce 😟

 >>/1011310/
> torment of always having an eyeful of peng ting
some stretches of coastline here are full of old wrinkly people waiting to die
holiday periods can be another matter

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fuck i hate jeet tube sometimes

my steppe nomad ancestry is calling me to RAPE

 >>/1011313/
wrap it before you attack it

garn more alcohol

 >>/1011295/
I am sorry to hear that NEET.

 >>/1011315/
peanuts please

 >>/1011315/
Grab me a pack of jerky please, and some burger rings, and a big pack of salt and vinegar chips.Oh and 6 longnecks VB.

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> 1000 calories burnt today
> 2500 due to be consumed during tomorrows binge
wish i hadn't done the maths on all this tbh

 >>/1011299/
Overpriced tbh, and looks like its ttying to cater to what they think Aussies eat. 
< 4 chevapis
> $22
Yeah, nah. Probably Serbs.

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 >>/1011314/
no need to wrap it when the target is (you)

 >>/1011320/
yeah, I wasn't particularly excited by the pricing of line items
only plus was 8am opening, cos where can you get bbq meat at that time of day?

 >>/1011319/
Not to worry NEET
just think about the eventual sweet release from your mortal coil

 >>/1011323/
> sweet release from your mortal coil
sweat release from your rectal coil

 >>/1011324/
Indeed 
nature did well proximally locating our shit hole and our prostate

Might go to the tuggers for a quicky

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 >>/1011313/
Go forth and conquer my little aryan warrior

 >>/1011327/
get me a kebab while you're there please, not white sauces

 >>/1011327/
you will feel shame when u have to put your clothes back on and walk out of the door with your hoodie up

Might go to the mobile Christian soup kitchen for a free meal tonight

 >>/1011293/
Looks like some weird mix of South Slav and Mexican.

 >>/1011330/
 >>/1011330/
he will walk out with his zipper down and dick held high

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 >>/1011221/
1. One ship turns sideways in Suez can block the canal for weeks. Or as long as it is needed.
2. One valve in Israel can control the gas from the whole Middle East.
Solving problems.

 >>/1011332/
The chevaps point to slavs (Bosnians/Serbs/Croats), but they're not enough on their own to justify opening a business. Hence the other shit I guess.

 >>/1011081/
Judging by that pic related something sexual.

 >>/1011330/
I'm shameless. I could walk out naked with a hard on and feel no shame

 >>/1011337/
Post the picture please.

 >>/1011338/
I might record some audio and see if I can get them to moan or cum and post it for the boys

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postie delivered a nice bottle of whigsy
only got it because I didn't realise the whisky club opt-out deadline was 23:59pm in the night time on saturday instead of sunday
tassie whigsy aged in barossa sherry casks
$400-500 when it hits the shelves, $150 for club members' pre-release

 >>/1011337/
we should be allowed to do this. men are the beautiful gender and it would do wonders for the birth rate if women got to see naked and un-governable men out in public

 >>/1011334/
> One ship turns sideways in Suez can block the canal for weeks. Or as long as it is needed.
I still wish the first ship captain out after that accident had done the funniest thing ever

 >>/1011341/
it would make their stinkholes throb and release pungent spores

 >>/1011340/
Very nice.

 >>/1011344/
Cruisey would insist on mixing it with Pebsi or Pasito.

> Plumb cake, roasted nuts, and fudge
Just like a certain gay NEET's weekend

 >>/1011340/
god i love whisky so much. probably the best spirit. tequilla and rum are obviously the worst

 >>/1011347/
> rum are obviously the worst
you fucken wot m8

 >>/1011335/
> Serbs/Croats
the 'kajmak' they list on all their boigs points to this too

basically a cheese that came out a goat's arse

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

> there isn't even a thread to go to

 >>/1011352/
We're doomed.

=DING DONG. REGISTER 3 PLEASE.==

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 >>/1011358/
nope some other thread beat it

For the lost NEETS
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