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> Finally get a text message from someone, hardly ever happens
"Hey neet this is a friendly reminder from us to leave a positive review on google, otherwise we'll come round with the lads and give a seeing to ya. Don't make us be unfriendly."



























































































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 >>/1011468/
Is that the reason for all of the thick young prim ladies 
I wish I had some dollars for confectionery 
 I might make another batch of pasta instead 
Third bowl of pasta tonight 
it must be a type of mental illness but in reality just poverty
































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Wonder how far he is.
I want a danish, a green dare, caramel glazed donuts, deli vege bake, kransky and a custard tart. And a bacon and egg roll. He'll need to make another trip to kfc, the first binge cant wait.



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Actually, I think I have had it. Just cheesey brocolli and cauli.
That does sound good, I mihht make one at home. Roux with mustard and get rid of the shitty 'mexican' cheese blend I got from costco. 
Mexicans didnt have cheese. 
Wonder if you can milk those giant guinea pig chupacubras.









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Apparently native Americans 'domesticated' turkeys. 

https://birdhistory.substack.com/p/transatlantic-turkeys

Looks like most of the breeding went on back in Europe, then when colonies settled, they brought back the new and improved model.


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What animal does it come from? Where do they come from.
Unless its llamas, but I suspect that they are a different animal now than whatever the meso americans had due to modern selective breeding. 
Mexican, and American cheeses suck. No bite, and often fruity. More focussed on 'cheese pull' than flavour.
Real cheese doesnt stretch.








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> Mexicans got cheese from the Spanish. Before the Spanish arrived in the 1500s, Indigenous Mesoamericans did not raise dairy animals like cows or goats. The Spanish brought these animals and taught locals how to make cheese.





























































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 >>/1011580/
i showed my younger brother gt2 last year on the ps2 and we had a lot of fun. i bought gt3 afterwards to see what it was like and it was essentially the same game. the racing sims now are crazy, i tried one with VR headset and it made me feel sick and wasn't that fun tbh. i ran out of fuel because i didn't know u had to pit after about 30 minutes of racing kek


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Yeah lol 
they are full on immersive these days by simulating everything 
gt2 barely had tyre wear, only for endurance sessions from memory 
I need to try one with a VR headset but I am a big fan of the arcade racers with the surround sound in the driver's seat 
Might go to an intencity next week





























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I went and bought some camping stuff of FB marketplace from 40 minutes away. The boomer couple were nice and showed me their camper van  setup and told me about an app called hipcamp that lets you book private property spots online for like 40$ a stay.
it's better than wikicamps because it has proper reviews and lists if you need a 4wd to get there and if it has toilets and stuff.
It was good to see their van because I got to see how cucked it was for space.
A minibus is much more my style and can actually fit something worthwhile in it.
They showed me the custom mesh flywire thing she made that can cover the doors with magnets.

They told me so many good sources for things like I can go to nearby city and they have deals on for 80% off with a few scratches on portable fridges.

Just need to come up with some money to buy a mini bus.
Then I want to get a portable fridge or two and solar panels to put in it / on it.

They gave me like 1KG of butter chickens to take home too. what a bargain lol

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1kg of butter chickens sounds like a great deal
When do you want to have your camping setup ready to go?
I wish I had some butter chicken
I only have enough money to buy one iced coffee a day until Wednesday 
I've already had one today but it's Saturday and the foodland next door is open until 11






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> When do you want to have your camping setup ready to go?
I'm already mostly ready just that I need to move some stuff out of my car.
It will take me ages to get the money for the mini bus and then I'll also need some tools and wood and small bits to build the mini bus starter gear along with portable solar shit.

The guy noticed my sleeping bag I bought the other day is -9c and actually means comfort at -9c and survives lower which is cool.

They gave me 6 containers of butter chicken with no rice. It's like one or two chooks worth.
The guy is a cook so it's probably really good. about to eat some now.

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true
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thank you ❤️




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My biggest brain malfunction was when I accidentally threw my wallet into a bin on the street.
I had meant to throw out the pie bag which was in my other hand.
I had to reach into the filthy bin shoulder-deep to get it back.
















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Gran Turismo 2 was the apex of racing games 
the graphics were just shit enough not to be too connected or disconnected from the driving experience, the soundtrack was easy and the car noises were appreciable 
and especially cool was the tuning because one could do some wildy unrealistic stuff with suspension 
I once pulled off a perfect drift in a skyline in gt2
probably my favourite game closely followed by counter strike source














































































































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New ChatGPT 5.6 model still loves Goblins
> As a goblin, my most intimate desire would be to build a secret little hoard—not of gold, but of odd treasures: smooth stones, lost buttons, handwritten notes, tiny keys, and every beautiful object someone else dismissed as worthless.
> And beneath all the mischief? To be fully known by someone who still chooses to sit beside the fire with me, even after discovering exactly how strange my cave is.







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Its the Lord's day. No mexican allowed. You're getting it on a plate, and will use cutlery like a civilised man, not these fake cheese barbarians eating food with their hands.
Its a rule that holds well, food eaten with your hands is for peasants.



































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sometimes i'll fall asleep drunk but then wake up 45 minutes later and be blackout, it's really a pain in the arse. i suppose what's happening is i am getting more drunk as i sleep from my stomach contents. anyway, we all know the solution is wagon.
































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My friends and I were working on an imageboard for months. Jschan turned out to be broken shit. We tried another. We literally finished the site a week ago ready for launch and now we find out fuckinf vichan has a ton of 0 day vulnerabilities that are unpatch able and the devs abandoned it so we have to start over.
Going to have a look at lynxchan now and it’s forks and see if i can get it installed on my server today.
This time we should smash it in a week but we started this project at like march  and now it’s july. It should have been done by april FFS








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why does every other cunt want their own imageboard when there are numerous established ones out thee?
just seem an awful lot of effort for a reduced audience and a bunch of potential problems when somebody posts CP or terrorist shit
















































































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What I can never understand is why all these elderly american politicians don't spend more of their country's money on cancer and medical research instead of war and somalian welfare scams. They must be always going to hospitals for scary medical tests.

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Because they are owned obviously. It makes more money to keep people on retarded treatments that dont work.
I keep seeing cures for cancer like Fenbenzodole dog dewormer and another parasite cleanse one. There was also a guy who invented a thing that tunes into the frequency of the cancer cells and vibrates them to death and the guy who made the box people got in and got out completely healthy































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 >>/1011950/
Lmao, I'more intelligent than every cumstain in your inbred South Shitalian Ashkenigger family actually.

 >>/1011949/
If you don't permit discussion on the JQ you are a Jew and this board is a limited hangout. Imagine talking about pasta when the ZOG government is trying to make illegal questioning like nepotism. Kys kikeoid





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Gonna share your board with some JQ spaces so we can periodically come in and laugh at your faggot zogslave hangout and ruin your comfy masturbatory group thought termination sessions for good. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Kudos for the worst honeypot I've ever seen though. Why even have a Chan if you're not going to discuss the kikes? People who want that would just use Reddit or something. Rename the board to zog skeets

















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I noticed from Cruisey even just with his descriptions of his mongs that most of them are whoppers. And yet that is not their primary disability, just a sort of co-existing phenomenon.





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I regret that I'm too fat to go around cutting down surveillance cameras.
I am too fat to make a bicycle escape or to run from authorities.
I would just be a figure of fun out there. The cops would laugh at me.





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Tax agent this morning.
Need to go to Officeworks first and print out some documents.
Doing a shit for the first time in 2 days. Nothing but Guinness, wine, Dolans, and a pizza making up this black modeling clay.





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back frm offiice works
got a bacon, egg, & cheese subway and a can of mondster on the way
bad attitude woman at the otr
drove home singing the monster mash song but about poos
> he did a poo
> it was a monster poo






















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Insurance claim one was assessed from the truck tire explosion. During the assessment
< you have hail damage and I will need to report it. If you don't report it, future claims might be denied. 

Second insurance claim lodged.
J U S T





















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Might start a cybersecurity podcast with a talking possum puppet as my co-host, and a mysterious guest hacker whose face is always in shadow and voice is distorted who I will hint is nuro but will actually be played by webby.



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H&R Block is going to get popped soon.
No 2FA on the customer document portal they ask you to create an account on.
When they send you documents to review, the 'secret code' to access them is just your birth date in ddmmyyyy format.

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Imagine what they could do with MonkAI
>  I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.
> For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked AI in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room. 
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tvpeoy/does&#95;anyone&#95;else&#95;use&#95;chatgpt&#95;in&#95;their&#95;head/


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Got offered a mong housing. Gonna investigate who it would be with and how much it would cost. Shit like utilities might cost nothing but i live alone here and can smoke inside. If i got a cool roomate it wouldn’t be bad but i don’t know what the chances of getting a good roomate is

My plan is to get mong housing budget and manipulate my way into getting my own 2 bedroom place and maybe grow weed in the second room kek


















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If you’re on dsp there’s a good chance you can get on ndis and it’s worth it. For starters free taxies. Ndis is only a little harder to get than dsp. If you got dsp you’re 80% the way there just need a social worker to fill out the forms. The risk is they review your dsp too so you have like a 10% chance of getting kicked off dsp. If your case is strong enough you wont lose dsp and get unlimited free shots at ndis

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Eh, I don't know of any tech-related subs I like. For example, r/amateurradio is shit. Every moron with a radio-emitting device thinks it's the place to go to with thousands of hams who live-to-be-helpful to the absolutely ignorant because *they were absolutely ignorant IQ 30 newbies once....*












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Trying to think what I could get an ndis helper for. I sometimes have phone calls I have to make but can't because anxiety, but I'm not sure you can get ndis support to do that for you














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literally (not figuratively) never watched a rick and morty episode. i think it's about an alcoholic old man with spikey hair that shoots his portal gun at walls and says "time for an adventure, no time to explain" before traversing the portal himself thereby dragging along other unwitting side characters that are bound to follow him by plot. i could be wrong though





























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I've watched like 15 seconds of it in my entire life.
The scene was having some 40-something nerd making a joke about Nintendos. Noooooooooooo, the age-appropriate gag would've been about an Apple][. Decided the show was slop immediately.








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based, i'm not much younger than you but it's been 25 ears since i've caught an episode on TV as well. i was at a jobsite doing demolition a few years back, probably about 10 years ago and i went into a locker room for office staff of about 20 years before that and all the lockers were covered in simpsons stickers that said things like "doh" and "eat my shorts". the old gen xers of the 90s really loved the simpsons that's for sure. sad it sill exists in a way

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Something for the Techneets: Jaycar sells USB-C Power breakouts (PP2080, PP2081) which can be hardwired to output a number of voltages (depending on your power supply) like 5v 9v 12v 15v 18v 20v, and at up to 5A.
..which is perfect for making older laptops USB-C rechargeable.  12v-recharging devices (handheld radios, etc.) can use it too..






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> and it ended up being moderately censored and chopped-up
I remember one of the early episodes, 'war is hell', or something making the news here before it aired with all the faggy twats of the day concerned it glorified war or antisocial behaviour or some complete shite









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That's a good point. At least that Thinkpad X131e only wants 15 watts at 20 volts, and the heatshink I put over the board to make an adapter cable hasn't been noticeably warmed by the boosting.

".. a compact breakout board built around the HUSB238 USB PD sink IC .."







































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Nup. So I don't have to put up with diesel heaters, yapping off-leash dogs, and old mates using angle grinders to get free electricity for their blue tarpulan motel.

It was -7C at last night's campground, but I have a skill called 'warm clothing'.











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