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SA Best A.

How does he do it?

 >>/1012373/
Best is supposed to be all upper case.

anxiously obsessing over all the stupid stuff I've done to my body in the past

How?

Have to go to job search place soon

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 >>/1012374/
𝙝𝙤𝙬?

 >>/1012378/
It'll be a year next week since my first Cenno payment. That probably means they're going to try forcing me to see some job search lesbian. Like and subscribe for fun stories of making a dumb bitch cry, getting arrested at the office, refusing to jump through hoops, etc, etc.

 >>/1012381/
Just get on dsp NEET

 >>/1012381/
And compulsory attendance of job seeker courses run by a Church that'll try to convert you.

 >>/1012382/
signed. It's better than winning the Lottery.

 >>/1012383/
Well that's a separation of church and state issue I'll have to raise with my MP and a reason to not attend until resolved

there's probably a multitude of ways t bog the system down using their own lefty bullshit against themselves

 >>/1012381/
*clicks the bell icon*

just showing up looking and acting like Hando is probably enough to derail things

I still maintain none of the young scum I see running amok in Lizbef are participating in any jobsearch activities.

nor the drunk boongs everywhere

You're never too old to have a wank

 >>/1012391/
sometimes only a whisp of dust comes out

 >>/1012391/
You're sadly mistaken.
I'm in my mid-50s, and it's only like every 2nd day I get the urge.

 >>/1012366/
That frogs hand is in the chooks cloaca

 >>/1012352/
Theyre disease ridden vermin. Half have rabies. My dad was biten by one at his work. Had to have a dozen injections. 
The bulls especially need to get shot. They are no good for eating once their balls drop, same as goats and sheep. Thats why we slaughter them as lambs. Camels are feral and good for nothing.

forgot to get fucken hose clamps at bunnings
nevermind
will make motherbat buy them on the weekend

 >>/1012394/
That is how you keep them healthy. We told Cruisey.

 >>/1012386/
Sounds like a job

 >>/1012389/
Generational

 >>/1012381/
Do not make a spectacle of yourself there NEET.
You need to know when to bend the knee and accept a situation.
Just jump through the hoops as best you can.

 >>/1012397/
The dog was commissioned for that job

 >>/1012401/
That was a shameful situation.

 >>/1012400/
But why should I jump through hoops as a 'worforce ready White', when there are no such hoops for generational scum, boongs, niggers, shitskins, ragheads, etc, etc? They want me back in the system as quickly as possible so they can resume milking me for tax dollars to support the aforementioned groups.

 >>/1012389/
When i went to cairns the people there said the youth like to be in juvy or whatever it’s called because they have playstations and smoke pot in there and it’s basically a party

 >>/1012396/
doubtful she will know what those are

 >>/1012404/
yeah
that's youth, and perhaps understandable
but lizbef has 4th or 5th generation welfare now where nobody in the family has had a job since 1960

 >>/1012405/
I'll be there to guide her hand into her purse

 >>/1012406/
the 28 year old guy in the red sneakers in the centre challenging the centrelink security guard to come outside and fight him isn't being made learn how to format a resume by the woman with the shaved head and rainbow flag

 >>/1012403/
You are correct that it is an unjust system, but you need to accept that you are powerless to change it and therefore jumping through the hoops is the easiest way to navigate it.
You will have to go through the hoops one way or another.

 >>/1012403/
Because you know how to do arithmetic on even single-digit numbers.

I recently visited a roadhouse that was certainly owned by a local Booong Land Council (abo falgs, etc.) yet the employees were all 18 year-old backpacker white girls. Out the back were the boongs exited about the new land cruiser from the government for having brains not further evolved than a fish.

fucking anxiety won't die down, fuck

 >>/1012411/
We'll get you a government landcruiser NEET.

 >>/1012412/
lol
I'm working myself into a tizz too

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I am pop. I am culture. I am not reddit.

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 >>/1012412/
Something nice.

 >>/1012403/
That’s why get on dsp NEET. White men are the second most opressed group because we have to support all the shit skin invaders. Fuck that. I’m leeching the system and never paying tax. I’m going to sell drugs when i can work out how to on the dark web.
The most opressed group is gamers
because We LIVE IN A SOCIETY

 >>/1012414/
Very nice.

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 >>/1012412/
farmerspec please

 >>/1012417/
It came from Perth. I am pretending 10K lovingly wrapped it in bubble wrap and posted it to me.

Might get a mong job. Highest pay is like 30$ an hour and i’ll have like no obligations to actually work

The people that work in the job network centres do not design the system.
They do not even understand the system other than what they are required to make you do to tick off the boxes necessary to keep you in the bux.
Speeches on the wrongs of the system and your unhappiness with it will be completely wasted on them, and quite bad manners really. It is above their pay grade and above their understanding.
It is easiest just to do what they ask.

 >>/1012421/
AI is telling me how to make Human Rights Commission complaints about it.

 >>/1012420/
Move to the Territory. Knowing how to do arithmetic on at least single digits makes you unsackable even if you only show up for work once a week.

(cavet: there will be boongs in numbers you could never imagine before)

 >>/1012421/
> They do not even understand the system
oh they know enough to display their pride flags and pendants and work it fr their own benefit

 >>/1012422/
White men do not have human rights in this country.

 >>/1012425/
yeah it said to go above the AHRC and use the UN one

 >>/1012424/
You will not need to become gay to continue getting your bux.

RDNS nurse has shown up to wash the old guy's peanus across the road

 >>/1012427/
That is not what I meant and you damn well know it.

 >>/1012424/
No, undergrad uni students from Melbourne show that to them.

 >>/1012430/
they've been referred to as
> naarmgroids
the past two weeks on twitter

it's causing some small meltdowns

 >>/1012403/
You are the aforementioned group.

 >>/1012422/
Take it to the UN.

 >>/1012433/
Oh right. I bet I have a longer work history and higher education than yoursef.

 >>/1012427/
He is a gamer

 >>/1012435/
I'll give you a job. Theres still a small opening in the green bin compound if it doesnt work out.

 >>/1012435/
Do not take his bait. He is a low quality NEET.

 >>/1012437/
Give me a job then. Full-time. Minimum $120k + superannuation.

 >>/1012438/
Chuck it over the fence for the dogs

feel like there's some NEETs here that really want tech jobs for some reason and are a bit bitter about not having one

 >>/1012439/
6 month probation at $38, and if you meet kpis and no sickies, or retarded shit, you'll go up to 40ph. 
You have to actually work though, attending employment location doesnt justify a wage.

 >>/1012423/
kek

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 >>/1012440/

 >>/1012423/
> numbers you could never imagine before
Double digits?

do cultured wino neets ever get liver pain?

 >>/1012442/
cruisey i wanna take mongs to kfc and the moofies too for 40$ per hour

 >>/1012447/
It'll cost you $73

Tom isnt answering. Fucking clod engineer cunt. I sent two emails stating I want is overpriced software and he still wants a phonecall, then cant be available when he schedules the call.
230 is not a quarter to 3.

Their landline doesnt answer, just goes to a voice memo saying to not resubmit requests. 
These slack fuckers. Getting paid to show up rather than being able to do their menial liason role, which requires the competency of a goldfish to follow their fucking bouncy ball guideline cheat sheet.

The first job I'd get you to do is get some new green bins,

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AI generating cute kemono waitress girls. With lots of bikkies.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzDhmz6aKZQ cambodia, kampuchea if you will, is a massively underrated shithole where africa tier barbarism existed well into our lifetimes. total shithole.

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 >>/1012453/
have a bikkie

 >>/1012454/
nakadashi manko

cruisey is SIL housing good?

 >>/1012360/
Did you meet Jim?

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 >>/1012374/
How?

 >>/1012449/
 >>/1012450/
Monk will get back to you soon NEET.

 >>/1012457/
Yes actually. He seemed like a nice guy

Butter chicken with basmati down the hatch

 >>/1012461/
A good feed.

 >>/1012462/
kek

 >>/1012462/
mad that

There were no Olives to save.

 >>/1012415/
That could be turned into a nice technical.

 >>/1012420/
Do it NEET. Just having a routine can help.

 >>/1012462/
Free shower after hard workout.

Google AI believes you can build a thirty meter wide brick shed without support beams.

 >>/1012469/
But when challenged it now says:
> If you try to build a 30-meter wide, unreinforced brick shed, it will collapse.
When querying this it starts to talk like a reddit faggot
> Google AI may backtrack or change its tune when questioned because it lacks true comprehension and relies instead on statistical probabilities and your conversational input [cite: 1.1.4]. It mirrors your language, often assumes challenge implies error, and adjusts its output to please or appease the user [cite: 1.1.9].

 >>/1012470/
It's an autocomplete.

 >>/1012466/
Hopefully he's back soon.

 >>/1012471/
kek

i wish i had tim tams

 >>/1012471/
There's a special place in Hull for the inventor of autocomplete.

 >>/1012474/
iktf

 >>/1012474/
The double coat.

 >>/1012475/
Reasonably bantered.

 >>/1012476/
Cruisey I wanna one of these please

 >>/1012479/
shut up

Afternoon anxiety went away after a nap. Wish I'd been prescribed naps in the past rather than lobster pills.

 >>/1012482/
An afternoon cask can help with an afternoon nap

 >>/1012366/
God I miss her so much.

 >>/1012475/
Hehe

 >>/1012476/
Disgust.

Getting wigged wangs

fuck off

trying to sling some tabs so i can go get tim tams and NEET treats

 >>/1012488/
Good plonk shouldnt be in a can
Is that the post?

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pajeet deda

 >>/1012491/
He did not adjust to market conditions.

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 >>/1012490/
Every boong knows the best plonk comes in a bottle.

hopefully money coming in and i'm gonna buy tim tams with it

 >>/1012494/
Will you enjoy them individually or demolish the packet in a single sitting?

time to buy tim tams

 >>/1012495/
demolishing multiple packets in one sitting

 >>/1012497/
Space them out neet.

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 >>/1012497/
Everytime you wonder what you should do, just stop and ask yourself 'If clive palmer were here, what would he do?'

 >>/1012499/
But Clive is rich, I bet he could afford a pack a day easily.

 >>/1012498/
This NEET don't need no advice about how to eat timtams. Read the room cuz. That's tim tam NEET.

 >>/1012499/
👆💯

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Good night.

 >>/1012503/
Good night Pidge. xx
You could stick your beak in my cup any time you wanted.

4 packets of tim tams double coat
2 bottles of passionfruit soda
4 bottles of zero sugar lemonade

acquired

 >>/1012505/
Well done NEET.

> double coat
The best!

 >>/1012505/
Nice haul.

I'm going to take a shit and have a coffee. No idea why, but I feel compelled to stay up tonight.

 >>/1012508/
too many late afternoon naps

 >>/1012508/
Late night neet.

 >>/1012490/
I'm a NURSE born in AUGUST 
with five GERMAN WIRE HAIRED POINTERS
and a HUSKY
and your FINGERS were dipped INSIDE ME 
searching for HONEY 
that would not COME FOR YOU

 >>/1012503/
Night fella.
That's a chill video. I think you posted it some time ago. Unless they made a new one.

If I was a cereal killa
I would kill Indian women
The FBI Behavioural Science Unit would dub me
The Poojeeta Deleta

Ate almost a full packet of tim tams and a bootle of lemonade. Now sleepy

 >>/1012514/
Good work NEET.

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Do you NEETs keep getting recommended these two on YouTube?

 >>/1012505/
All dpuble coat?
Why no other flavours?

I'm craving Aldi-brand shortbread fingers.
No money until Friday.

 >>/1012508/
Have a poo

 >>/1012517/
He got the best. Why settle for less?

Aldi-flavoured shortbread.

Jusy had a blast hopefully early sleep tonight

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BoardNEET I saved this Pepe for you.

 >>/1012524/
Double coated ninja

 >>/1012525/
kek very well bantered.

I have begun watching the anime Bleach.

 >>/1012518/
Stand outside the shops and ask people for money.

 >>/1012528/
I am a NEET of enormous size and enormous dignity. I cannot stoop to begging.

 >>/1012521/
Would endchan’s codebase be a good start for a fork ojr would it be better to go with vanilla lynxchan and penumbra lynx?

We plan to customize the front to be an old style imageboard with no user created boards and I want to seriously beef up the moderation tools too

bad sleep again, keep feeling my heartbeat

 >>/1012531/
Time to try some breathing exercises NEET and oerhaps a smartwatch to check your heart stats