/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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 >>/1013325/
The new tracksuit looks good NEET. The parachute pants.

 >>/1013322/
2 snosage, 1 chiggen pattie, 2 egg, bacon, toast, tropical fruit juice, mondster

 >>/1013326/
💖

 >>/1013327/
Excellent.

 >>/1013329/
I gave Sweetie two bites of snosage and two bites of chiggen pattie.
Second cup of tea steeping.

decided I'm going to have a poo and a shave and a shower while she walks Sweetie this morning

 >>/1013299/
YouTube deletes my comments about her passing

 >>/1013331/
Bat might not like part of this surprise

 >>/1013333/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/1013333/
I told her about my plans.
She opened the windows and reminded me where the poo coat hangar is.

 >>/1013335/
She is a kind woman.

 >>/1013336/
she is lecturing me about alcohol and derryn hinch now

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 >>/1013337/
He enjoyed a drink too

 >>/1013338/
yes she was going on about him having both cirrhosis and tumors on his liver and my "visceral fat" and how I could get oesophageal cancer too
then pivoted to my head scabs

 >>/1013339/
> then pivoted to my head scabs
Did you tell her its just dandruff?

 >>/1013340/
she knows its not dandruff
if I used the Nizoral more than twice in the past 12 months it would probably be fixed

 >>/1013314/
what actually happened to your car?
I know you said a passing truck blew a tyre

 >>/1013341/
You should try this when it's on special, it is not too strong and can be used twice daily
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/163879/cerave-hair-2in1-anti-dandruff-hydrating-shampoo-and-conditioner-355ml

The zinc used to be stronger in ZP11 but they canned it. I found a replacement but that got canned. Then recently found it.

Some of those Anti-Dandruff shampoos are too strong to use with an frequency.

 >>/1013343/
thank you, I will check it out
when I saw a doctor a year ago about it he said to use nizoral I had bought 3 times a week for 3 week and use head & shoulders the other days
problem is I'm a grot and a shower dodger and need to commit
really need that detol bath threat that was leveled at the other dirty neet a couple of days ago

 >>/1013342/
I was sitting on 100km/h with cruise control engaged. Truck overtook, I heard a noise as the tire was unfurling, truck kept overtaking and the tire exploded into fragments. The truck kept driving.

The second repairer said the front and back doors will both need to be painted to colour match as well the whole front of the car. He estimates about $5k in paint work and probably two to three weeks to fix it all. Could be more if the under body of the car needs to be fixed or lights need to be replaced.

I have a feeling the first repairer will fix the spots only, as I needed to tell them where all the damage was. I clearly specifically in my call to lodge the claim I wanted the car assessed. If they will not accept a "request for quote" from the second repairer to ensure all damage is covered in the claim, I will be lodging a complaint.

 >>/1013345/
> tire was unfurling
To clarify it was the tire tread. The wheel still had something on it but there was no tread.

Also heavy trucks are speed limited to 100km/h which I highlighted to my insurance company.

 >>/1013344/
i used to use that chemical shite, the best thing for your hair is a raw egg. rinse out with cool water so as not to cook it. you will make fun of me until you try it, it solves everything scalp and hair related

 >>/1013347/
a tour bus operator told me they (and the trucks) get the vehicle calibrated with different wheels/tyres (bigger or smaller, can't remember) and then swap them out so they can go faster

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 >>/1013327/
I am going on a diet for the rest of my life of low saturated fat.

not sure if I've slept enough, will take a shower and assess the situation

 >>/1013350/
What about sugar, bro?

 >>/1013350/
You may die from the shock. Be careful NEET.

ok turns out i've been using anti dandruff like regular shampoo rather than leaving it in for several minutes, which is why it never really cured my dandruff. Just another lifetime of mistakes by a mong

 >>/1013349/
Could be. He didn't give a fuck, he should be checking his mirrors frequently and to not see or hear it all would be laughable to hear. I am still annoyed he didn't pull over, as I may still need to pay the excess to get it repaired until they can determine who accepts liability (driver or company).

 >>/1013344/
> threat
Treat*
I'd pat your red nose dry

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 >>/1013357/

Instant hangover from wisgey. Dehydrated, couldn't sleep, headache, still got nightmares. 
Going to check the authenticity of the bottle

 >>/1013348/
And you get a portable breaky.

Fix captcha plezsd

 >>/1013349/
Thats illegal!

 >>/1013354/
Put an egg on it

 >>/1013359/
iktf, noticed my ability to sleep is falling off regardless of wagon or binge as i age.

My cock, Weber. My cock!

 >>/1013364/
At what cost!

noticed my thumb and the side of my finger has some callousing and skin damage, suspect it's from years of grabbing hot containers heated in the microwave without proper protection

 >>/1013366/
Wear a condom

Stuck on phone with herder. Want a goon.

 >>/1013368/
What about a cheeky tug or visit with the Etho?

The pretty girl was late and didn’t smile at me and she had a couple of pimples so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Going to Coles and Liquorland now.

Called the insurance company. A request for review was made and will be started on Monday when that Team returns.

 >>/1013370/
> so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Likely.

 >>/1013370/
don't take it personally, remember that other people have moods just like you and there's only a 25% chance both you and her will be in a good mood upon encountering eachother

 >>/1013369/
My life is not just a series of meme call and responses.
Had a choof and a wank

 >>/1013370/
What a cunt

Fix captcha