/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

fuck me
I'm home again and you mongs still haven't made a new thread

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Great now we have two new threads.
I'M ABOUT TO GO CRAZY!!

Bloody Jehova's Witnesses trying to hand me a pamphlet.

 >>/1017553/
kek

Postin here. Lets fill this shit up.

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 >>/1017622/
Hop in NEET.

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We lost Cruisey on the way to the new thread.

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I don't know what any of them are saying.

 >>/1017622/
There was a young asian guy at the bus station earlier, eating a banana. What does it all mean?

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 >>/1017632/
It could mean one of several things or maybe nothing at all. Don't jump to conclusions.

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Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.

 >>/1017641/
My bus was approaching anyway. Had to make like a banana and split!

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 >>/1017651/
I wonder if you can even buy a banana split any more? They may no longer exist outside of their meme joke value.

 >>/1017659/
I haven't eaten one since I was a kid and my sister decided to make them for us for pudding one night. She was to lazy to cut the bananas, so she just snapped them into bits with her unwashed fingers. Made me feel ill.

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Woolies have the best-tasting bananas. Their supplier must be the best.
You would think they would all be the same but there are distinct flavour differences across all stores, independent of ripeness.
I only eat Woolies bananas.

 >>/1017661/
When I visited Teh Big Banana in Queensland, they had a rope attached to a weight that was the same as a banana bunch and I was the only one there who could lift it. I did it one handed just to piss off the boomer blokes just that little bit more.

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 >>/1017662/
Sounds awful.

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 >>/1017664/
You mogged them. Those osteoporosis boomers were jelly.

 >>/1017667/
You have a good fridge, NOOT.

 >>/1017659/
Guess you'll have to find an American style restaurant, or DIY.

 >>/1017668/
True but the pidser rolls and tendies probably should be in the freexer.

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Dudley Dursley ate a dessert called a "knickerbocker glory" once. I didn't know what it was.

 >>/1017672/
I like the fresh tendies at the supermarket if I'm making wraps. There's not much in it compared to frozen, obviously, but there's a psychological difference.

 >>/1017663/
Lady finger or Cavendish. Which is better?

 >>/1017673/
ice cream, mock cream, berries, wafer, parfait glass

 >>/1017676/
LF

 >>/1017676/
The Cavendish. Length over girth.

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 >>/1017678/
> mock cream
I'd send it straight back!

Going to get some cheap cigars and maybe a banana or two.

 >>/1017684/
Get banana-shaped cigars.

Cruisey HSBC text me they are closing!

 >>/1017622/
I doubt I could be lifted tbh

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 >>/1017690/
There are better options.

 >>/1017659/
Without a banana, how can we remember Floyd's last transaction?

 >>/1017680/
Hot!

 >>/1017698/
His dancing showed he was a man of immense soul. RIP to a real one.

 >>/1017696/
Such as? I need zero foreign transaction fees and no monthly account fees.

 >>/1017701/
ING Orange everyday. You get 1% cashback on utility bills too.

 >>/1017704/
Thanks NEET 💖

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CUM SPLASH

BUM RASH

FIN.