/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Cruisey I wanna Gold card!
> For years, the McGold Card has been the stuff of Macca’s myth and legend. A-listers have been spotted with it. The internet has talked about it. And now, Australia can get in on it. The legendary McGold Card is coming to Australia for the first time ever, giving eight lucky winners the ultimate prize: free Macca’s for life.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/au/en-au/mcgold.html

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 >>/1024560/
> eight lucky winners
This is almost enough to promote everyone to executive.
In the NEET commune we will all be gold card'd and VIM'd

10k i wanna play this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vv5BrF-gVuc

 >>/1024559/
I had the start of kidney stones about 15 years ago they did a bunch of tests then.
Sweating heavily all day and taking rehydration salts and then drinking heavily at night is not good for them.

 >>/1024562/
Fark, that is the first vidya ad in years that's got me
I wanna play too!

 >>/1024561/
The Execs could eat their fill then return and regurgitate the maccas for the skellies like a mother bird.

 >>/1024561/
> In the NEET commune we will all be gold card'd and VIM'd
🙏

This is just like that time he stole that boat off me.

 >>/1024563/
was it painful?

 >>/1024565/
I am not going to eat another NEETs vomit.

 >>/1024568/
I had an ache in my side and a bit of pain starting a pee.
They gave me some stuff to drink for a few weeks to flush them out.

Was peeing very dark too

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Went for a long waddle to hungry jacks for dindins. Ordered my favorite, a double smoky angus meal. They screwed up the order. Also the girl there had the coof, I only realised after I'd started eating the meal she'd handed me. And it just tasted dull.
I think me and miss fast food are finally done. We've had a passionate but stormy relationship for decades now, where I keep vowing it's just going to be this one time, then I'm never seeing her again, but this time I'm done. If I ever want another binge I'll get some mince and cheese from coles and fry that up, cheaper and tastier and no concerns about dirty brown hands handling my burger and chips. Done.

 >>/1024570/
I probably wouldn't notice minor stuff like that. I have vague aches and pain a lot, don't think about them.

 >>/1024573/
I was ignoring the ache but the peeing pain worried me.

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 >>/1024572/

If the stones get bigger they blast them with sonics and then you have to pee bits of sand which apparently hurts.

are there any healthy low effort desserts a neet can get or make? I'd consider pre-made fruit salad but it all seems to come from china these days

 >>/1024572/
>  no concerns about dirty brown hands handling my burger and chips. Done.
Home made pixxa era when?

 >>/1024577/
Fruit and yoghurt

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Good night.

 >>/1024564/
> tfw it's not a real game

 >>/1024580/
Good night

Either iga is posting on the other board or Cruisey is hiding from the cops for some reason

 >>/1024581/
Bugger

 >>/1024579/
yeah I was thinking of some greek yogurt with canned black cherries

I actually figured out what's going on.
Since they forced age verification on facebook in Australia, the kids there are flocking to Endchan. And since it's an Anglo school, they only learn about trans rights, they don't understand numbers and fail to solve the captcha.

 >>/1024585/
Cruisey is an old fart though

 >>/1024576/
Depending what sort of stone, if it's from uric acid they will put you on Sodibic tablets to dissolve them or if they block up a kidney and stop them from working  they will put in a stent.

 >>/1024577/
I've got a baking tray coming so I can make some coconut slice.

 >>/1024586/
yeah but he's not that bright and has been held back in class quite a few times

 >>/1024547/
The design is very human. Very easy to use. I bet its AI.

 >>/1024557/
Nice cuy.

 >>/1024587/
In Deadwood they poke a metal tube up his knob and bash the stones

 >>/1024591/
People pay good money for that.

Might have a feed and watch Twin Peaks

 >>/1024592/
It's a horribly painful scene to watch

 >>/1024580/
Night fella.
This one is a good video for once.

 >>/1024593/
Say hi to The Man from Another Place for me.

 >>/1024580/
Good night Pidge. xx

Got signed up for my Ls today. I am going to do an online course for it and then I'll have my learners permit. I should be working on that now but I'm being a boong and drinking instead.

 >>/1024572/
I fried up 500g of mince with an onion and built up some gravy around it with some garlic and chili flakes. I had it with pasta, peas and red kidney beans. I had three bowls of it back to back before passing out in a food coma.

 >>/1024598/
Well done neet.

falling asleep

cobbee time

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 >>/1024599/
Well done neet.

Diet wagon tomorrow. This time for real. No more excuses.

 >>/1024604/
We want to believe.

 >>/1024598/
Good job NEET.

 >>/1024599/
Sounds nice.

need to eat again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2qmoXhFm-tk

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 >>/1024600/
Thanks neets. I am doing the online course now. I am finding it pretty fun even though it is all obvious stuff so far, such as not driving while stoned.