/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1027068/
play double dragon, mortal kombat, and daytona for me plz

"Get out of here with that shit. Fuckin' gronks."
"The cops are coming"
"You're on camera m8."

 >>/1027066/
Post your elbow.

 >>/1027067/
> progressively larger holes
Sums up my toilet journey too.

 >>/1027068/
Looks nice and warm.

 >>/1027068/
Play the NBA Jam.

 >>/1027076/
SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

 >>/1027073/
Its thick and leathery. Like Grandpa's tobacco pouch from 1926.
My hidden shame.

 >>/1027078/
> Like Grandpa's tobacco pouch
is that what he called it?

 >>/1027079/
The lights were off I don't know what it was!

 >>/1027078/
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 >>/1027036/
> waited too long, and blew the building and himself apart when he lit the match
You have shared this beautiful story before. It made me smile.

 >>/1027052/
Very fashionable. Stunning.

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step 2

might go on lex fridman

 >>/1027084/
This looks like a complex operation. Good it is done.

 >>/1027085/
Isn't he jewish?

 >>/1027086/
it wasn't too difficult
just need to wait for it to stop bubbling so I can put the lid on the jar now

 >>/1027088/
I would be covered in paint.

 >>/1027086/
i bet he just wanked into the jar

ok, garn buy a pour over coffee maker, would you neets like anything while I'm at the store?

 >>/1027028/
Hope you have tomato sauce

I miss cat

 >>/1027091/
more guinness please

 >>/1027093/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tl4nGY5yDEU

 >>/1027095/
That's vile. Going to call Pete

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 >>/1027093/

Had a wank and feel no energy again. I'm not very smart, and I don't learn

 >>/1027101/
It is like that 
I've had to stop masturbatory activities to preserve what little chemical balance I have

 >>/1027102/
I literally haven't fapped in about two years. The alcoholism has kill my libido.

 >>/1027103/
Impressive, I think
now just to get on top of the alcoholism

 >>/1027095/
bizarre

might try and pretend i'm a father whose entire family has died on father's day. might get a free lonch.

 >>/1027107/
Doesn't sound great read out aloud 
What about your father?

 >>/1027108/
he is dead

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 >>/1027103/
Another successful case study. My medicine works!

 >>/1027109/
Did you get lunch?

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

Kitchenware place didn't have pour over coffee things. FFS. I've had enough of this. I'm forsaking the hot coffee jew and going to try cold brew coffee, the way my ancient viking ancestors brewed it before setting forth to conquer europe.

 >>/1027111/
dont think so that day

==COLD VIKING COFFEE=$

make a thread you fat fuckin fart walruses

fucked that up sorry neets

 >>/1027116/
your a walrus

fr*g stealin black cunts

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE POO ITS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT

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MONK'S HOT FIX

CUM SPLASH