/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1034347/
You did well NEET. A big success.

 >>/1034375/
The old bat might be quite happy to see webby go somewhere and catch up with people he hasn't seen in years.

 >>/1034378/
Cheeky winks every single day.

Only now an hour before bed do I finally start doing the programming stuff I keep meaning to work on all day. Why am I such an idiot.

Never been interested in Elvis before, but the last days of his life are speaking to me lately. Perhaps its some foreshadowing.... woe

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0HqnqUI2sY4

 >>/1034381/
My mummybot is an elvis fan, she used to try and stop my binge eating by telling me how I was going to die like elvis did from too much junk food. Didn't help.

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 >>/1034369/

> His final toxicology identified numerous pharmaceuticals, including codeine, morphine, meperidine (Demerol), diazepam (Valium), methaqualone (Quaalude) and barbiturates. A medical review reports 14 drugs, with codeine reportedly at around ten times its therapeutic level and methaqualone in a toxic amount.
He was living his best life. Thriving.

 >>/1034381/
Monk?

 >>/1034384/
What about the constipation?

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 >>/1034383/
I suspect webby doesn't really want a job, he just goes because he enjoys the verbal humiliation from the karens at APM and can't afford professional dominatrices anymore.

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He is smiling and thriving

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 >>/1034386/
> His final weight is commonly reported as over 300 pounds
> There were several overlapping problems: obesity, hypertension, diabetes, an enlarged heart, severe constipation, and extensive prescription-drug use.
> ...½ pound of butter for three sandwiches. The bread was fried in the butter until it had absorbed essentially all of it. Langston recalled that Elvis specifically wanted the bread to become saturated with butter...
> a hollowed-out loaf of bread stuffed with approximately:
>     a jar of peanut butter
>     a jar of jelly/preserves
>     one pound of bacon
> Estimates put one loaf at roughly 8,000 calories.
In other words, Elvis was basically one of us.

 >>/1034389/
Our true execs are all fatter than Elvis ever was. Even Monk got fatter than Elvis.
It was the drugs that killed him.

 >>/1034389/
He would have won Nurgle.

 >>/1034389/
My apron at the front.

 >>/1034389/
He was thriving!

Guilty about that cheesecake now. You guys should've stopped me.

 >>/1034394/
You never listen to us.

Having potato paprikash with sausages and pickled jalepeno.

 >>/1034388/
> proof of android

 >>/1034395/
Strict diet starting tomorrow. No more cheesecake shops, no matter how sad and lonely I get. I'm not going out like elvis.

 >>/1034396/
> pickled jalepeno
Those are Mexican aren't they?
Has traditional Hungarian paprika culture been changed by recent foreign influences?

 >>/1034397/
> tomorrow
Sounds do-able NEET. This time it will work.

 >>/1034398/
It's factory made. If I have to guess probably G*rman.

 >>/1034396/
Android politician that will never age.

> G*rman
It's actually from Turkey. Close enough.

 >>/1034399/
I believe in him.

 >>/1034402/
I've seen jalapenos from there, but I don't trust jarred food from turkey or egypt or similar places.

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 >>/1034385/
no no dig but he has no real understanding of pharmacology
 >>/1034389/
this is his final toxicology screens, they look like mine but with out the quaaludes.....

 >>/1034397/
I’m starting after the long weekend next week

 >>/1034402/
Had a nightmare about Turkey last night.

 >>/1034404/
It's quite good.

 >>/1034407/
Big burds.

 >>/1034407/
Big bird?

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 >>/1034407/

 >>/1034405/
Most of the drugs he was on weren't even at fatal levels.

 >>/1034387/
He needs Gertie.

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Good night NEETs.

 >>/1034413/
> he doesn't like me
smart Kevin

 >>/1034413/
Night fella.
Hopefully Kevin be all right. If we can believe to the other pidge lady pidges form strong bonds.

 >>/1034405/
You need to get on the peanut butter and jam and bacon filled bread loaves.

 >>/1034413/
Night.

 >>/1034411/
 >>/1034416/
the screens were not testing for garlic bread levels. thats what got possum... god rest his soul

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fuck too much cheesecake...I never learn

 >>/1034419/
Hope you saved some for tomorrow.

> ...how the Veda introduced
the white-complexioned friends of Indra from the north-west, and how the Vendidad brought the noble Aryan from a cold country, where there were only two months of summer, and which apparently lay closer to Sogdiana and Bactria, to the Jaxartes and the Oxus, than to any other part of ancient Iran. And so it was that the Roof of the World, the tableland of Pamir, and the valleys that seamed its skirts, came to be looked on as the cradle of the Aryan race...
This sounds promising

 >>/1034406/
> next week
Sounds do-able NEET.

 >>/1034413/
Good night Pidge. xx
It is cruel that they bond the pidge to themselves and then abandon it for long periods.

Strong winds currently.
I feel a bit scared.

 >>/1034424/
I will hold you.

 >>/1034425/
Enough propulsion for two?