/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1036417/
 >>/1036418/
Makes sense.

 >>/1036420/
Australia is a big country but the camp grounds are packed these days.

Reminder to NEETs that the clocks go forward an hour tonight.

One of the NEET-specific irrits of vanlifing it is interacting with Very Much Well Off Normies. While they'll recognize a man of culture capable of a conversation that isn't about footy/their Dodge RAM/OLD PEOPLE SHIT and seek you out, you're stuck gritting your teeth while they describe their property portfolio and how they're Living The Dream making poor neets back in the city pay for everything through rents.

One guy I've met was a former NSW Liberal Party speech writer. tbh, he was a decent-enough to chat with, and he even took the fun I poked at him. Poor guy was hit hard by the housing crisis. He had sell one of his houses and only has 5 left.

 >>/1036423/
> He had sell one of his houses and only has 5 left.
kek many such cases.

 >>/1036423/
Ask for donation from them.
Make a static webpage with donation options. Don't tell on imageboards you did that tho.

 >>/1036425/
As PostieNEET I used to get free beers all the time. Not any more :(

Home.
Motherbat made me a cup of tea and gave me a magnum ice cream.
Put Outlander BoMB s02e03 on for her.

 >>/1036427/
> a magnum ice cream.
The almond?

 >>/1036422/
Not in Bestern Australia

 >>/1036427/
Did you have a good time?

 >>/1036428/
Just the original type

 >>/1036430/
It was alright. Very noisey.

 >>/1036422/
If only MonkAI could do it for me.

What was that Magnum-like icecream with the GigaChad mascot character? I thought it was Maxibon, but searching doesn't show it.
I never wanted to have one.

Want some chocolate. Already ate a tub of caramel ice cream this afternoon, but longing for chocolate now.

 >>/1036435/
Stop that.

Thanks again for watching this entertaining piece with us, fellas.
I wasn't entirely sure what to expect, but it turned out to be real fun.

 >>/1036435/
big boy

 >>/1036437/
Thank you.

snaptik_76... mp4
(5.88 MB, 720x1280 h264)

Good night NEETs.

 >>/1036440/
Night fella.
Battery operated slutty pamela.

Also. Soap dispenser that needs electricity to work sounds retarded.

 >>/1036440/
Good night Pidge. xx
What tasteless decor!

 >>/1036440/
I bet she sticks her face underneath the pidge and has it poop all over her face. Women are the worst.

 >>/1036444/
kek I can imagine.

ffs, not tired now that i have to go to sleep

Tomorrow I will learn how to use ai for productivity, become like ai neet. Turn my life around.

 >>/1036447/
> Turn my life around.
Sounds doable NEET. Another full 360. That dizzy feeling will be the change happening in real time.

Should've bought some turkey slices for a before bed snack.

I bet some of you scrubs don't even know what lightsaber form Obi Wan used. You're casuals.
Its form III: Soresu, btw. Personally I use a more aggressive form that suits my personality. You wouldn't last long against me.

 >>/1036450/
It looked like kendo in the first moofie

 >>/1036451/
> It looked like kendoll
No private parts. I see what you mean.

 >>/1036449/
You keep your eyes off the deli counter girl!!

Transitioned 
Might have a fishing go tomorrow morning

 >>/1036454/
Night fella.

Also clocks go forward 1 hour at 3am

 >>/1036454/
Use bits of turkey as bait. Not the Aldinga, the fish won't touch it.

How on earth do neets fall asleep? Is it all just goon and seroquel?

 >>/1036458/
I have a specific fantasy I run through my mind that puts me in the right zone and then sleep happens.
If I do not think of this specific thing - play this specific movie in my mind - I will not fall asleep.
You must train yourself.

 >>/1036457/
Just going to use a blood worm soft plastic.

 >>/1036455/
Night xx

 >>/1036460/
> a blood worm soft plastic
Mine has been compared to one.

 >>/1036461/
Not the jerk shad?

 >>/1036355/
> Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe, 18, has been charged with three instances of dangerous driving occasioning grievous bodily harm, three instances of negligent driving occasioning grievous bodily harm and three instances of cause bodily harm by misconduct, according to court documents viewed by the ABC.
Good Australian name

Watched resident evil at the kinoplex. It was fantastic. I laughed and screamed multiple times.

 >>/1036464/
I am glad you had a good time NEET.

Been wearing my footy shorts all day. God it feels good to show off my muscular chad legs. Having a goon.

Is vanNEET nuro?

 >>/1036467/
postieneet

 >>/1036466/
Your photo didn't upload.