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Avert your eyes Possum:
I saw a porno once in which a man held his cock in a woman's vagina whilst another woman stuck her hand into the woman's arse and rubbed her hand back and forth to stimulate his cock.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-30/ca27-sabre-jet-restoration-dareton-mens-shed-mildura-raaf-museum/102401908
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I wish women in customer service roles were neutral or rude to me, women being nice to me makes me want to die. Even when I know they're just being nice because it's their job.
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Things got so bad we had to catch mice and bugs that found their way into the house.
Each morning I'd jump out of bed and check the traps for fresh rats and roaches to nibble on and any leftovers we gave to the dog so he could generate more semen for us to eat.
Around this time everyone was in the same boat with over wanked dogs and empty bug traps and nothing would stop a hungry boy from jumping over your fence to suck off your dog.
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Reporting Pajeet to Jimmy Brings. Cunt asked to see ID and then studied it for a long time like he was trying to memorise details on it.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/small-business/victorian-maths-teacher-sells-education-business-in-35m-to-40m-range/news-story/f1c0f43cbdfdef268f499aa892307a30
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I have eaten nothing but two packets of two minute noodles both yesterday and today. Definitely need to get my arse! into gear and do some proper cooking.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/western-sydney-mum-loses-leg-after-whitetailed-spider-bite/news-story/2752d4c4af95bdf9a3112e899a092bb1
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Jesus Christ, Emma Dumont actually does work for amazon now.
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In Ovingham at the start of Churchill Rd, near where it connects to Regency or Torrens Rd, near the Bombay Bicycle Club, there's a church. I used to tell myself the road was called that because there was a church on the hill at the start of it. It's probably just someone's name.
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"If you want a well-written TV show now you have to pick something created in the short window of time between lead vapour levels dropping far enough that people could watch shows without laugh tracks & the point where the internet ruined all media."
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Going to have to go shopping again. Fuck me dead, three days in a row. Another excuse to see Dan though.
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10 rashers of bacon with 2 packs of microwavable rice. 8 heavily buttered thick cut cafe style raisin bread slices. One mongster. 
Spent my final dollars on goon, discounted mints and a block of chockie. Broke until cenno on sunday 
Time for the first cup of the day
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 >>/708037/
You've been with your mum long enough now that you have rights as a tenant and she'll need to follow the proper procedures to have you removed.
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 >>/708046/
Gross. I've been on the Banrock Station Moscato casks when the Banrock Station Pink Moscato bottles are too expensive but even the casks are a bit dear at $12 for 10 standards. I am spending just as much as I was when I was on the Golden Oak but I am drinking much less which is a good thing I suppose.
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 >>/708052/
That is quite dear. Beer prices almost. I would get back on the Sacred Oak but don't trust myself, I would probably polish of all 30 standards in a sitting like I have done in the past.
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Should I leave the damp clothes on the line overnight (no rain predicted) or bring them in and drape them over the backs of chairs?
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22 minute phone conversation with the old man. Mummybot told him that I'd been behaving anti-social and belligerent. 
That is true of course but I don't know what the normal way to live with other people would be, especially in this rainbow household. I'm almost 30, do they expect me to sit down and watch TV all night? I just want to be left alone 
No talk of moving out, but they both want me to do something like volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house
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 >>/708060/
> like volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house
A Tafe course might also provide free counseling which you could say is linking with mental health service. It will also take months to get an appointment.
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 >>/708060/
> I'm almost 30
The problem with using this argument for anything is they'll just turn it straight back on you with with the "when we were your age ..." or "why don't you act like it ..."
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 >>/708069/
Of course not 

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They want me to 'contribute' to the household socially

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Yeah a few local labouring or business admin type jobs, all got rejected. Didn't apply at Aldi yet, too much of a sperg for retail. Might apply at the abattoir
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> do something like volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house
Do. It is a good idea.
Also I suggest taking walks, especially if there is woods available. Check where are tourist trails and plan a small round. That other fella, who posted photos of his hike enjoyed it too.

If it was me I also told them they are the ones who failed as parents and I have to pick up the pieces. I would do that course, volunteering, and walk stuff ofc, but would push back, and show I do my own decisions.
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I am going to leave the clothes out overnight. Hopefully they are dry by noon tomorrow. I need to wear them. I only have one publicly acceptable outfit.
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 >>/708072/
> They want me to 'contribute' to the household socially
You need to put on a wine and cheese night and watch The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with them.
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I also told my Dad that if she called the cops to kick me out I would pull the tenants rights card and he laughed because he knows I hate that petty shit
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 >>/708079/
Also accuse the tranny of attempted rape and tell them your mum has a kilo of meth under the kitchen floor for a laugh. Just fuck their week right up.
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 >>/708082/
It's only true if you really are picking up the pieces. Otherwise just making excuses. There is a reason why they fucked up, so a chain of blame can be started, everybody ditching the responsibility.
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Horrible experience at Dan's. The girl asked me if I was sure I didn't want to sign up to be a Dan's member twice after I said I didn't want to.
Some deros yelled from their car at me as they drove past.
Stopped for a piss on the side of the road in a suburb. Too drunk to care.
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 >>/708100/
We don't ave such stores as Dan (as far as I know) for one can buy alcohol pretty much anywhere. Well not in furniture stores, or liek bakeries, but anywhere you do your groceries.
There are specialized shops like for wine, but those are small shops with specific mood where mascots rarely fit.
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 >>/708106/
We have tobacco products separated called National Tobacco Shops. With nice "18" warning which makes them look like National Porn Shops.
Coincidentally one can buy alcohol in these establishments.
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 >>/708168/
Two books. I went with the Australian Amazon, posting from an American warehouse, because it was cheaper than getting them by other means. Not sure I'll ever get them at this rate though.
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 >>/708180/
Also, he seems to have Asperger's? Or some form of autism. I mean I'm pretty much undiagnosed autistic ADHD, OCD. Mental health is ok, but I fear it will get worse once I get older and hit my 40's. Women wouldn't want to commit to an unemployed guy living in his man cave.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdmxBnwHEE0

So this dude, is 162cm, ethnic (indian?) and his hairline is pretty shit. Just his hairstyle is covering it up. Going to Asia it's still running betabux game If you're not a decent height white guy. Ive gotten Asian women in Australia because even though I'm an unemployed NEET. I'm still attractive enough to these Asian women being an above average looking white guy. Probably a 6-7.
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 >>/708183/
I was diagnosed as a child with ADHD, had a speech impediment and learning difficulties (was kept down, was in the ESL class LOL), yet never diagnosed with autism hmm
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 >>/708170/
> Not sure I'll ever get them at this rate though.
Amazon in burgerland is getting sued over prime and slow delivery practices that are very similar
https://www.valueaddedresource.net/amazon-slows-prime-delivery-times-faces-lawsuit/
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 >>/708199/
I recently made two identical orders due to stock restrictions on a sale item on Saturday. One order arrived the next day on Sunday and the next was due for delivery on Friday. They seem to treat newer accounts better in some instances than older accounts. I cancelled the second order. The newer account with the order received the next day was ordered later than the first order. Strange stuff.
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 >>/708190/
Unless you're getting a genetic test, which I have only come across once, they're only diagnosing the symptomology, not the disorder. 
It's like diagnosing someone as immobile, without acknowledging that they don't have legs.
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Did a big load of washing and hung it out. When I walked back inside I saw the mixing jug of washing detergent and water sitting there. I'd forgotten to put it in the machine.
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 >>/708226/
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.

RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.
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Awful sleep. Goosebumps and shivers from not sleeping enough, also the tax. 
Today is wagon day, right before the start of the month. Back to fight camp for 100 days. 
Up n at em
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 >>/708242/
Good luck NEET. I do hope you commit to the 100 days. Day one could be applying for that abattoir job if you want that job and no goon.

I look forward to positive developments.
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India everywhere. 
> sanctity of the cow, in Hinduism, the belief that the cow is representative of divine and natural beneficence and should therefore be protected and venerated.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/sanctity-of-the-cow
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Deleting gigabytes worth of trash,join me neets.
> redundent/ default media players
> third party connectivity programs
> legacy program versions/ data
> broken files
> redundent backup data/ program cache
> OS "features"
> hardware installers/cia backdoors
> browser cache/ history
The only thing I'm not deleting in sys32
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/mcdonalds-australia-brings-back-muchloved-burger-for-limited-time/news-story/668c0a0734632e3b11685648c1673968
The McFeast is back if any of you fatties are into those.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-31/spy-whale-moves-to-sweden-because-hes-lonely/102414374
poor cunt
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I'm gonna work on the running fitness this summer when my injury sorts itself out. The deadlift and bench I'm gonna need to join the local gyme. What are you doing to make the standards?
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Pretty sure I can already DL 140, given I weigh that much. 1 rep of 80 on the bench is probably still doable too.
Anything more than a waddle will kill me though.
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Bottle of moscato down the hatch. Having a study. Punctuating it with doing some housework. Very productive. Thank you, Dan.
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Projectionist neet here - there will be no womboflix this weekend as I'll be visiting my family. Maybe shibs will play some movies
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I went to Just Cuts for a hair cut. The woman at the desk asked for my mobile phone number to enter me into the system. I said I didn't want to give my number to them. She said okay but I could tell she hated me from that point on. Then she asked my name and I said John and I could tell she knew it was a fake name. She was radiating hostility to me now.
I had to wait about fifteen minutes and then she cut my hair and she was rude the whole time. She asked me if I wanted any "thinning" done and I didn't know what that even was so I said if she thought that would be best and then she snapped that it was my hair cut and my choice. So I said "yeah a little bit" and she was silent but rough with me while she did it.
It cost me $37. What a horrible ordeal. The haircut looks okay. Hairline is receding but I don't think I'm going bald.
I felt awful as I did my shopping after the haircut. People everywhere. Everything so expensive. I bought enough stuff to last me and doggo 42 days. I am not leaving the house except for walks until the 42 days are up. Its horrible out there. Fuck them all.
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 >>/708300/
Yes please. Make it a special drop. 
No alcohol. High protein, low carb diet. 20 minutes a day of brisk walking for you, gym and cardio for me. Weight measured each morning.
Performance reports required every 10 days.
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My auntie was just talking to mummybot. she's a hairdresser and often gets numpty's come in like just now she was saying this NEET comes in looking like a total slob and smelling vile like a homeless alcoholic all non- communincate and mumble this and that. She said he must have been one of these autistic man-children living in his bedroom watching cartoons and playing with star wars dolls. Said he got snappy and didnt tip even tho she was super nice and understanding that he's retarded. Had a kek at that because most of you are like that.
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> The woman at the desk asked for my mobile phone number to enter me into the system. I said I didn't want to give my number to them. She said okay but I could tell she hated me from that point on.
Based. Keep up the good work, white man.
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Using my apple magic keyboard again. 
New fight camp new keyboard. Just wish I had the tenkeyless one but they're good not enough to warrant buying it
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Oh Pajeet!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12142471/Police-hunt-man-Sydney-touched-two-women-walked-home-West-Ryde-train-station.html
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12142611/Adelaide-man-Thomas-Esposito-not-guilty-raping-friend-Atlantis-Bar-2021.html

#MeToo
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I don't think I am ever going to be able to live the normie life. Being out amongst them just makes me feel so bad and it takes me a long time to recover after getting back home.
I crave isolation.
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I had a dream that I was sexually assaulted by possum in a hospital toilet. I was taking a shit and his big marsupial skull appeared under me and his tongue grazed my testicles. It was frightening. I took his photo and he sent me a message, as he somehow already had my number. He wrote: "Do your worst. I am the licker, fool."
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I took a piss before and somehow the drawstring of my trackies got in front of my neetstick and I sprayed piss all over the wall.
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 >>/708396/
> sit down to pee
I saw a news story saying this, I dismissed it as Jewish poison. Is there any truth to it? Is it better to pee sitting down?
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 >>/708400/
Waiting for chicken kyivs to finish in the oven 
Going to sit at the rainbow table tonight and watch the gaybc to seem more social 
Just gone done teaching Mum how to move files between folders for the 8th time this year 
I also have $4.36 in my account and a $2 coin in the car, I could go deposit it at the smart ATM to make a minimum 5 dollar sportsbet deposit but I think I will refrain
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 >>/708410/
Wrong Emma. That was Watson, I'm talking about Dumont. Watson is the worst of all them Emmas. The heirarchy goes:
Watson <<< Stone < Roberts < Dumont.
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Possum trained me how to induce constipation so your shits end up rock hard so then when you go to drop one you can suck it back up before letting it slide back out and hitting your prostate each time so you can cum really hard without even needing to touch your neetstick which is helpful for execs that struggle to reach it once.
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Otherwise it would just stay up there.
Such is the curse of a neet, spraying liquid like a high pressure washer, or dropping blood-soaked bricks, never anything in between.
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I doubt Tech Shrek ever wrote kernel code. If he had that capability he wouldn't have being working for that annoying LTT faggot.
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I searched programming socks the other day on amazon and now every time I go back to the site it recommends them.
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John Wick 4 and the new mario film were the last two things I grabbed from there. I probably killed the site with my terrible taste causing the admins to shut it down.
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Hmmm, yeah. I would've thought they do that and try to fund a move to Asia or something.
Maybe it is hard to get donations for what is technically an illegal activity?
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 >>/708546/
I used to use tiktok for an hour or two before bed each night. I never intended to use it that much but the time would get away from me. I was horrified when I saw the hours logged over the last week in the settings and I've hardly used it since. That shit can be very addictive.
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No, I mostly used it for videos of cosplay girls. I'd get really into one and roleplay in my head that she was my gf. I found Olive during that little circuit. I started posting her videos here which is how she got established. I don't do the pretend gf thing with tiktok girls anymore but I still pretend I have a gf. I find it helps me with productive things. Like I won't be such a boong if I pretend she is watching. When I lift I pretend I am in the gym with her and impressing her or on her parents' farm doing some work and she is very impressed. I know this is sad and all but it keeps me going.
Post the duck memes.
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If I'm not actively trying to work up the courage to commit suicide then I consider my mental state to be comfortable. I know this isn't normal and perhaps not healthy behaviour but it is what I do and it works for me.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9&#95;de&#95;Balzac
> Balzac's work habits were legendary. He wrote from 1 am to 8 am every morning and sometimes even longer.
One of us.
Top kek at his name being "honour the ballsack". /lit/ said he would edge as he worked as this helped his productivity. Just think of what future ballsack is here at 1am having a cheeky little rub as he writes erotic neet fanfiction.
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> His preferred method was to eat a light meal at five or six in the afternoon, then sleep until midnight. He then rose and wrote for many hours, fueled by innumerable cups of black coffee.
Imagine the sloppy poos.
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 >>/708530/
One anime torrent site that did exactly that type of request. They closed down for a while and people thought they took their money but later returned.
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The millions the gov wastes on all these services, and in the end nobody cared.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-01/woman-starved-to-death-in-unit-after-police-check/102417764
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/sunrises-david-koch-shares-terrifying-details-from-lindt-cafe-siege/news-story/0a9b208b3482db6ee5b5f32a6bd9d00f
So the cops decided Koch's life was worth more than everybody elses' in the vicinity?
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I need to find a new walking route. I have been going too deep into the bad home areas. Pitbulls barking at me, one of them headbutting the fence trying to get at me.
There is a bad home that has trained their parrot to squawk out "fuck you". It even has the aggro bogan accent.
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Just finished insulating spare room. Having a break to look at reverse osmosis water filters then I'm going to the gym and have some quiche from last night for dinner. None of these activities involves non-whites or jews. 
O/
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My insulation is Reich™ brand jew hair and its for the ceiling and under the sleeping platform. I already have a triple stage carbon filter so I think I can just fit on a couple osmotic filters in the housing which would be pretty affordable plus I have lots of 5 mm Zyklon tubing leftover from another project. The plug and play filters are pretty pricey.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/study-finds-australian-garlic-kills-covid-and-flu-with-999-per-cent-efficacy/news-story/6e9dddf0aecf08e8d54f0c62242e6618
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Yeah they shouldn't have stopped at "it's a prank", anybody can say that after the fact. Should have rendered him completely immobile with head kicks.
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Starting to think that eating birds (including chicken) is a Jewish trick. 
Chickens were bred for cockfighting, not for eating. 
Eating bugs is the newest version of this.
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There's evidence of people breeding them for around 7000 years but only evidence of people eating them for a little over 2000 years. 
It's like how we breed budgies, just not for violence.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/dday-as-judge-to-rule-on-multimilliondollar-ben-robertssmith-defamation-case/news-story/e885faa5730e0fe7a6633fbc4c7bc270
Government has stepped in to stop the Ben Roberts-Smith judgement being handed down this arvo.
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That sounds awful. Having some tickets would give him something to do and he would feel productive and not have the anxiety about being busted for not having any work.
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How is it that I have the option of buying a $28 water filter housing with four payments of $7 to some e-jew? What kind of low IQ subhuman would select such moronicity? 
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You need to stop smoking the drugs and get with the SIG program m80.
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BRS lost each of the defamation proceedings:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-01/live-coverage-ben-roberts-smith-defamation-judgement/102420092
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He makes all these posts about fighting in Vietnam and Rhodesia, but the simple fact of the matter is he couldn't be trusted to get out of bed and have your back.
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I was looking out my window and saw some tatted up derro walk into my front yard and break off one of the roses from my rose bush.
I banged on the window glass and yelled "Fuck off!" and he said "get fucked" and just walked off with the rose.
I regret saying anything now. Nothing good can come from it and he might retaliate in the future. He looked like a real criminal individual. You can't win against them, they just don't give a shit.
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I've had idiots (besides the cops) climb over my locked gate and ring the doorbell. They act surprised when you react angrily. Some even ask that you unlock the gate for their exit.
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When/if the interior renovations are done, I might look at enclosing the front porch with another door so that they can't even get to the actual front door and doorbell.
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I slept from around 6am-2pm today

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It's about more than calories and you know it. You've tried low calorie diets and man shake type of shit and it hasnt worked 
I'll be waiting for the status update on Jun 10.
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This in itself exposes a massive flaw on the part of NDIS providers. Imagine if Defence put people in Top Secret positions while their clearances were pending.
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You need NDIS workers orientation, police check, and (depending on the company) 4 DCSIs. That is before industry compliance modules that relate to specific tasks.
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Police checks only get updated as requested, and last 3 years. 
So I could potentially get a job as a carer, then commit crimes that would make me fail it but retain my job until the next check. 
NDIS workers check is an active document that can get changed and doesn't need to be updated, three years later.
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They brought it in because herders were fucking up (in ways that wouldn't cause you to fail a dcsi) and just moving to the next company.
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Yeah, in the check I did they kept writing emails at each stage stating that if they required further clarification they would contact me. I'd have revoked the application if that had happened.
Even though I haven't committed any crime that would affect my professional interaction with another, I guarantee I came up on whatever lists of racists and anti-wokes they maintain.
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Every time I do something with regard to firearms or firearms clubs these checks get re-run. Knowing how keen they are to take stuff away, they probably just have a cron job re-running everyone's details each week or month.
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Your workplace can apply for them on your behalf. 
I used to do it for herders 3 months before they expired. 
DHS would email me before the herders. 
And I'd just take all their shifts away, then tell someone else to let them know that we were waiting for the checks to come back.
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Yeah today's email mentioned that disciplinary action at $EMPLOYER is now monitored. So it sounds like employers are CCing the vetting department in on happenings.
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> Your workplace can apply for them on your behalf. 
Your clearance is basically 'sponsored' (even if no money changes hands) by your employer or would-be employer.
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Other than DUI and exceeding a 50 zone by more than 30, proved is 100% NIL. That's where their lists of racists and useful idiots etc comes in.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/trolley-bandit-lets-loose-at-wa-shopping-centre-car-park/news-story/0222fcdc164377db8186755beba90240
NK you boong
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I try to, but she brought it up.
She's not having a good time of it, on account of her bung knee and the shit medical service down there. This is the sort of shit I get every morning.
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 >>/708572/
I'd watch it on Womboflix.

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That last line, kek

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> Six years before the siege, Monis had confronted Koch and other Sunrise presenters as they mingled with fans outside the Martin Place studios.
I wondered why they stopped that.

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Tab closed?

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JUST

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Make it a servants entrance. 

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Checked.

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How many kilograms will be cooked tonight?

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A wonderfully and whimsical chat.
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Going to take a huge shit. Seven coffees down and yet this is the first of the day. I'm developing a resistance.
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> Seven coffees down and yet this is the first of the day. I'm developing a resistance.
If they're short blacks or lacking in water, they don't contribute much to poops.
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You reckon they'll cross the white and gender divide at the same time? The nugget Mermaid is shaping up to be the biggest box office flop in a long time.
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Horrible tine. First log came out fine but the second one got stuck and didn't want to leave. Messy experience. Got poo on the toilet seat again.
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https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-organic-fairtrade-gold-freeze-dried-coffee-100g-7393433
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> Got poo on the toilet seat again.
How TF are you shidding exactly??? This should never happen. I have a busted arse and about five types of undiagnosed cancer and at no time to I get shit anywhere near the seat I am sitting on.
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Imagine Weber trying to use a German toilet with one of those poo inspection shelves they have. There would be much consternation as the schrecklich massiver mist refuses to budge.
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Shaved my jihadi beard. Used soap and shampoo for the first time in a while. Put sheets on the bed after going without for a fortnight. Vacuumed the office, washed my desk. Washing on. Socialised with mother. 
Gym after dindins. Fight camp under way. 

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I'll go
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I have one of Fatherbot's books on it. I have never used it. I worked with somebody who had previously worked for an optical lens place that still used it for lens grinding.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/jana-hocking-on-the-gross-type-of-man-whos-everywhere/news-story/bceaafe60fdb6c5596939f6af3cede42
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> the first thing I think of when I see Andrew Tate is, “Oh Lord, who hurt you?”
You notice these "Journalists" have never had an original thought between them?
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Nights like this I really miss the times during my mid 20s when I'd be just hanging out with my friends under my house on cold nights smoking weed and just chilling. All we'd have to say to each other was "chills?" and we knew exactly what we would get up to. I'm still glad I quit smoking.
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High IQ young men are less likely to have sex than people who are so low IQ that they're functionally mentally disabled.
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Do you want a thick cut Virginia ham, masadam cheese, cucumber and mustard with salt and pepper roll and two double dipped timtams?
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Gym complete. Awful. Lost a lot of strength. Look like shit, gut is visible again, man boobs popping out of the singlet, no size to my arms and shoulders. 
I deserve it
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https://approach0.xyz/search/
Hey Webby, you might like this site. It is a search engine for mathematics. It can understand LaTeX quite well.
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I had rump steak. The quantity was so large I needed to cook it in two batches. I ate the first batch standing at the counter while the second was cooking. I am overweight.
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I have been losing strength but I've been managing to go once every week or two which has been slowing down the decline. I need to get back to my old ways of heavy lifting thrice a week though. Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday.
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Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
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Shit myself a bit. 
I thought it was a fart but it was a wet bubble with yellow wad. Did a big squirt afterwards. Also had a lung vomit.
Fast tracked detox.

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