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she's drinking jack and coke
she's getting a buzz before watching people drink drive
i am god's strongest drunk driver
i can't tell you
Good.
> Free-trade talks between Australia, EU stall over prosecco, parmesan, mozzarella, feta naming rights
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-11/free-trade-talks-stall-over-prosecco-parmesan-feta-naming-rights/102451712
 >>/712817/
Weber disobeying Motherbat: oh what harm is a few little sweets after dinner... motherbat needn't know
Weber 30 minutes later: ohhhh my tummy hurts, oh motherbat was right again..
 >>/712947/
Thanks for saving the second one. Wew, if I wasn't going to the gym tonight I'd have cum buckets by now. I love her hips.
She is really pretty in the first one too.
NEETs I don't like the police but I don't like derro scum that engage in crime and anti-social behaviour either.
How do I reconcile these seemingly opposed viewpoints?
 >>/712979/
> How do I reconcile these seemingly opposed viewpoints?
you don't 
and never will
if you want to remain relatively sane, all you can do is to think about them separately 
or better yet, not thinking about them at all
I don't know why some NEETs find it necessary to make hostile and stupid posts to anyone they see with a different flag. But it really isn't acceptable.

Word Salad mentally ill NEET you are very close to being banned. I have warned you twice in the past and you seem to be getting worse. If you want to be banned just say so and I will ban you. Stop shitting up the board and filling the mod queue with pointless reports.
Took Motherbat on a drive before lunch.
Got caught by a Police officer with a radar as I was driving along the river front at Goolwa for doing 58 in a 50 zone. Expiation notice was delivered via email before I was even home from lunch.
 >>/713004/
It seems we are back to the old ways of rules being inconsistently enforced. Rule 13 can be openly violated and we are just meant to accept it.
 >>/713011/
He let me off with a caution after asking me how much I had to drink and when my last speeding offence was and going back to his car to check some things. He couldn't breatho me as his device needed to be calibrated or something. The expiation notice says $0 .
 >>/713032/
Yep, those cunts wouldn't hesitate to shoot you dead if they were told to do it. They select for a very particular temperament and it is one of autistic obedience to the law. Part of why they are so keen on getting the women in is they will enforce whatever rules there are without asking why they exist or even understanding what they are.
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 >>/713048/
A premium subscription service that lets you put a spinny wheel around your avatar and use different emojis. I guess it is a better use of his money than getting a hacker to fuck with this site like he said he would.
 >>/713052/
Do you still talk to him? I was in his little poofter server with Tiffin for a little, before Tiffin went schizo at me then he blocked me and Nuro went NPC with looping responses.
 >>/713056/
No. I told him it was unwise to persist in the shit stirring after beau's warning but he ignored it of course.
He is probably better off without the board. It seemed to be very stressful for him.
Very conflicted about attending fight club today. Might just open a sauv blanc and get it over with.
 >>/713094/
Complaining about industry practices. 
I said good luck with finding anyone apart from Mable who does less than a 2hr minimum engagement. 
They went on about how NDIS said it can be as little as the client chose. I said fairwork makes me pay workers a minimum of 2hrs.
 >>/713096/
It is tough to deal with these unhappy and mentally ill people. They try and get a bit of power back in their powerless lives by doing stuff like that.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-11/australian-geographic-nature-photographer-of-the-year-sa-museum/102460898
 >>/713112/
Depends on what you meant by contractors. 
If I send a worker to shift, I need to pay them 2hrs. 
This can be avoided by having them go to two different clients,  so billing each one 1 hr.
But.. if either client cancels, or moves their times then I can only bill 1hr, but I'm still obligated to pay 2.
I pay $30 something an hour (+10.5% super, after tax) and can only bill $62.17. So having a worker there for 1 hr, will cost me to roster them there if I need to pay for 2.
The clause in question is from NDIA who state that a client can request a XX min shift (15min etc) and should only be billed for that. Which is easy for them to say because they don't need to deal with casual staffing issues. 
Let's see them find a worker who will accept a 15min shift.
 >>/713110/
They'll get the same from the other company they're with. 
If they ask to come back when they realise I don't charge admin fees or establishment fees, and I am the cheapest option (apart from Mable/HireUp etc..  Which are all gay and hard to manage because theres no admin team and they're directly liable for their own requests), I think I'll tell them to get fucked. 
They said I was rorting the system. 
I'm following the system, which is a rort but I'm not doing anything underhanded or trying to milk it for more than its worth. 
I bill what I get told I can bill and pay the workers about $8 ph above award. 
And then this shit happens and I wonder why.
 >>/713135/
I think the costs in the system are so outrageous - the participant's money is sucked up for so little return - that you can't blame them for being unhappy.
Unfortunately you are the closest person they can reach to express their unhappiness, even though the way the system works is not your fault.
But it must be difficult for the participants seeing their NDIS money being raped.
 >>/713137/
I understand that and I agree with it. 
If I could charge $25 ph, and pay $20 ph I would but it's all a joke and it stems back to everyone thinking higher wages is a good thing. 
Deflate the dollar. Revert to the gold dinah. Houses for $50k and no incentive for foreign investment. 

Fuck the Jews.
Really bad knotting my tumtums. Not good. Not sure what is going on.
Don't need to poo yet.
Probably caught something off that gypsy.
 >>/713143/
> stems back to everyone thinking higher wages is a good thing
they are a good thing if you're a worker and haven't seen a real raise in living standards in a couple of decades
that's the reality in australia
 >>/713152/
> Probably caught something off that gypsy.
I'm clean
> Don't need to poo yet.
don't defecate in your own mouth when you poop aussie
in europe we don't have that problem because we're not living upside down
 >>/713156/
No. That's wrong as well. 
I want a legally enforceable amendment that says a worker can accept 30 min shifts and only get paid for that. 
It would be a good deal with all the transport and med shifts that only take 15 mins, and you could do 3 (or more if they live together) in an hour. 
I was told by an ex union boss guy that there was a "negotiable working hours" contract. Which could allow 12hr shifts, without a break, as well as those 30 min shifts, if the worker agreed to it. 
Instead of how I would do it now, which is two shifts with two workers because I'd get slogged overtime rates, if it was just one worker. 
It works for some workers, and I've done it before. I didn't know it was illegal.. For two consenting adults with qualifications and clearances to agree on working conditions. 
There was one worker at a previous company I worked at who did 60+ hr weeks and loved it. There wasn't any overtime, it was just a flat rate. The alternative was limiting her to 38, more like 35. So missing out an at least another grand. None of us got paid super either.. which is illegal but we were all told. Most of us anyway. 
Negotiable working conditions isn't real.
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Fun fact - Zulu was written by a journalist named John Prebble, base on a magazine article called 'Slaughter in the sun'. His son, Simon Prebble, is my favourite audiobook narrator, and I have 20+ audiobooks read by him. It's a small world. Womboflix will be streaming Zulu (1964) in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we will be playing some tasteful australian music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/713162/
The cost of living has increased as well as devaluation. They're two different things though. Getting more money from work doesn't make things cheaper. 
If I get made to pay workers more, I will increase the cost of my goods. 

Potentially, that could work the other way. 
Stop asking for more. 
A house could cost less, but not if each person gets 70k to make my cardboard hut and the transport uber faggot has to be paid against some award that justifies $26+ph.
 
Minimum wage shouldn't apply for menial tasks. 
Lolly pop council cunt doesn't deserve $46ph.
Everything costs way more than it should because people demand to be paid more than they're worth. 
So we'll never be able to complete on a global market in anything but base resources, and that's just ours through luck.
 >>/713170/
> Which could allow 12hr shifts, without a break
Instructing an employee to work that long without a break would make you personally liable, if an employee killed a mong in an accident. You should never tell an employee not to take a break.
 >>/713179/
That rule also applies to passive shifts. 
The workers already get around it by working for more than one employee. 
I had one worker years ago that only slept at home two or three days a week and just did passives the rest of the time.
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 >>/713091/
That was careless, (You) are a bit of a silly sausage. were they white?
 >>/713175/
Zulu means zero in affrikans, its supposed to be a bit of a rip on the bantu blacks because they have no concept of mathematics outside of one, two, three and many.
 >>/713190/
> The ancestors of the Zulu migrated from western Africa into southeastern Africa during the Bantu migrations from 2000 BC until the 15th century. 
That's an appropriate frog. 
What a dumb dumb. 
I thought they were nilotic or. 
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-021-22207-y

Had to look up. 
I thought they were 'khoe-san' 
The gods must be crazy people.
Went for a walk. Helped a very small amount with my stomach. I hope it goes away before I need to lift.
I want to abduct a NEET, make him do a 48 hour fast then leave a bag of goon in his cell. Then I'll just sit back and observe it.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12176011/Why-single-30s-Jana-Hocking-new-relationship-energy.html
> I've figured out why I'm still single at 38, writes JANA HOCKING
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the coffee cup i use is big and requires three teaspoons worth of coffee to fill it up fully, so one cup equals the equivalent to three cups
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-12180303/Prince-Harry-leaves-thank-present-air-steward-taking-flight.html
> Beaming Prince Harry poses with flight attendant as he jets back to the US - and even leaves a copy of his tell-all memoir Spare as a gift!
 >>/713235/
i'm not a numbers person, i used my normal size cup and 3 lots of water form it fills up my big boy cup. the normal size cup takes 1tsp of coffee
 >>/713224/
 >>/713226/
$16 from the local. 
Potato bake and roast pumpkin from the salad bar.
Sea food extender and pasta salad while you wait. 
Some do soup too. 
Big serving of fruit and jelly afterwards.
 >>/713240/
What are you going to cook tonight? 
Bet it costs at least $10, and you have to do all the work. 
I just had two wraps with salami, cheese, a pickled onion, cherry tomatoes and mustard. Going to need two more and they're shit compared to that roast from the pub. Costs close enough to that.
Client just called back and asked for the shifts to be reinstated. 
Good thing I hadn't contacted the worker.
What is about the best value thing on their menu? I'm craving some chips and some sort of hamburger.
I have put myself to bed. She came and knocked on the door and said “if you need a shit during the night, get up” and walked off. She then came back and said “have you got a torch?”.
 >>/713314/
I don’t really pay any attention to it, sorry. If the Crows or Port make the grand final and I have nothing better to do, I might put the tv on at low volume, but I make no guarantees.
 >>/713321/
The torch related to fishing I think. Earlier she was going on about having a heart attack and falling in the water and also not taking my credit cards because somebody might rob me.
finding it harder than usual to fall asleep, probably due to the white monster on top of all that coffee
even though I've never  used illegal drugs the fact is I've been a junky, with caffeine, amphetamines, junk food....even if I don't have liver failure like some neets, I must have fucked myself up somehow
All done at the gym. Quads are fucked. Definitely should not have put it off that long.
On the train home now.
 >>/713382/
Yeah, cheers. I just find it hard to go when my lifts are so low now. I'll go tomorrow to deadlift and overhead press. I'll try to get back into my old habit of lifting four times a week.
I got up to do shit (rather than shid the bed) and she got up because she thought I was going fishing
 >>/713430/
> Elliot Page reveals he never felt like a girl growing up and tried to teach himself to urinate standing up aged 4
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12183051/Elliot-Page-reveals-never-felt-like-girl-tried-teach-urinate-standing-up.html
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> ANZ chief executive Shayne Elliott says Australian companies have an outdated view of India, an attitude he wants to change as the bank looks to allocate more capital to its institutional business, which lends to those trading in the world’s most populous nation.
https://www.afr.com/companies/financial-services/anz-will-invest-more-in-india-shayne-elliott-says-20230609-p5dfck
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12182943/Dr-Anthony-Chaffee-warns-60-Minutes-interview-vegetables-trying-kill-you.html
I looked at trending news.
Tom Brady hits drone with ball off $1b yacht.
These are the things that people are concerned with.
Ted was a CIA puppet who got mk ultra'd.
You cant trust people who willingly engaged them then had buyers regret.
The only fans of his are those that have been over exposed to electronics and take polital cues from memes like revert to monke.

He also writes like the hungarian. Drawn out word salad about how he has no time to explain in full detail.
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Ok, tonight, to mark the holiday womboflix will be showing The Odd Angry Shot(1979), a war comedy about the Australian SAS killing communists and drinking fosters in vietnam. 7pm AEST.

On Wednesday we will be screening the first episode of the superhero tv show The Boys, and on the weekend we will have The Karate Kid 2(1986) and Chinatown(1974). Then next week we will be watching the tv series Cobra Kai
 >>/713472/
> You cant trust people who willingly engaged them then had buyers regret.
That happened at college, where he was admitted at 15 instead of 18 or 19 like normal teenagers
 >>/713472/
He also willingly, and knowingly participated in and subjected his own students to their pattern recognition studies.
Hiding in a shed doesn't excuse him of that.
FBI knew that he had sent the packages but let it go on because fear = more funding.
Useful idiot. A high IQ didn't stop him from being a retard.
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 >>/713475/
> He also willingly, and knowingly participated in and subjected his own students to their pattern recognition studies.
from what I could tell, during the sessions he knew the cia niggers were trying to ridicule him and his worldviews into oblivion, but autism kicked in and he continued attending just to prove them wrong 
> FBI knew that he had sent the packages but let it go on because fear = more funding.
I highly doubt that; they were, are, and always will be incompetent
 >>/713472/
> those that have been over exposed to electronics
so you mean everyone alive, except for a few mongoloids who are too busy fucking rabbits somewhere in siberia? 
also, here's a rarer picture of him
Good morning NEETs. Looking forward to Weber bringing home the catch. King George Whiting for breakfast.
My subreddits have started going dark. Protest against reddit api changes. Really annoying. Fuck them all.
Took Motherbat to Coles.
We went to the bakery in the main street (knowing our usual one would be closed today) and that one was closed too. Plan B was Subway, but that was also closed.
Returned home in disgust. Will probably have a ham sandwich or something equally shit.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/australian-porn-star-megan-james-shocks-fans-with-major-backflip/news-story/733c7a3c4b789c72f3b37b98627724e3
> An Australian porn star has quit the adult industry so she can find a “high value man”. 
lol
 >>/713504/
If by "high value" she means "rich" then she's probably right. Hot women have no reason to commit to relationships until the wall approaches
Headed down to the beach on my day off to help council with a controlled detonation of a demon thatd been spotted in the surf. Of course he's gone and I end up accidentally exploding a French backpacker getting his snorkeling in so now there has to be an inquest.
 >>/713508/
You're scared to win, scared to lose
I've heard the war was over if you really choose
The one in and around you
You hate the heat, you got the blues
Changing like the weather, oh, that's so like you
The Santa Ana moves you
35 minutes ago she asked if I wanted my lunch and I said yes and she still hasn't started making it
 >>/713519/
I feel this pain. 

I haven't done anything I have wanted to do today but all the things I have left to pile up. Changing Internet Account to my name as they want to use a SMS code to authenticate each login now. Bunnings and other various small jobs.
Did some more cleaning. Body is exhausted. I vacuumed the carpets but I wasn't satisfied with the results. The dog hair sticks to it and resists being sucked up. I think I will get better results running a damp paper towel over it. Later when some energy returns.
I keep a towel in the kitchen over the back of a chair to mop my sweaty head now. Executive life.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/photo-of-man-in-picnic-chair-exposes-australian-sporting-bombshell/news-story/ec114492bfe2973dd5102c507fc9b2f9
> ABC’s Four Corners will on Monday night air incredible details about an investigation into a secret series of deals Australia’s biggest sporting organisations have struck with global betting agencies. 
> The AFL, NRL and Cricket Australia have all been named in the report, which has uncovered details of the multimillion-dollar agreements that allow corporate bookmakers to offer exotic betting markets in live play. 
> The most shocking detail in the report is a revelation Football Australia has been receiving a cut of betting revenue
and this is another reason why Monk shouldn't be placing exotic bets on the footy
 >>/713524/
> The dog hair sticks to it and resists being sucked up.
Do you have a vacuum head which uses a spinning brush?

Those pick up most dog hair.
 >>/713527/
> The ABC reports the AFL also raked in between $30 million and $40 million through its betting agreements. 
> Football Australia said the agreement allowed the governing body to better protect the sport’s integrity
lol how cheeky bringing up integrity in response to taking money from bookies
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> The dog hair sticks to it and resists being sucked up. 
use pic rel or a half wet mop 
I ran into the same problem whenever I tried to clean the carpet of cat hair, and these were the only solutions I could find 
getting rid of the carpet works even better
 >>/713531/
If you're vacuum supports it or if a generic version is available, something like this head with brushes will help when picking up dog hair. 
https://vacuumspares.com.au/accessories/turbo-heads/
Morning all
Feeling nice and sober after another week of gooning has ended and fight camp has begun. 
I take it no fish were caught.
He did a poo at 3am and spent a further 30 minutes phone posting here and then was too tired to get out of bed when his alarm went off.
I have downloaded the first episode of The Last Kingdom and am giving it a watch to see whether it is worth downloading the rest. It is currently too early to say.
Another day, another handful of "kek"'s and "well bantered"'s. Such is the life of a top-tier poster.
 >>/713600/
not really
most of my wanks are short miserable affairs.. fleeting feelings of horny followed by self loathing and a hatred for women in porn immediately afterward
now it's the same just without a wet patch in my trackies and porn on the computer
even the wet patch isn't guaranteed as I usually dribble piss on myself half the time when I go to the toilet
There's no reason mental illness would come up in general conversation unless it's used as an excuse.
 >>/713520/
Is it an Australian or a European one? Piping shrikes are not magpies. Don't bring them up 👆
I've been told that most of the ones we see are actually European magpies. Australian ones are slightly smaller not as small as a piping shrike, have a narrower beak and head and have less pronounced colours (sometimes more gray and the lines on their feathers are more shaded).
It's hard to tell them apart because European ones kind of look like that as they get older.
 >>/713613/
Just did a trip into town. Picked up my retard pills and groceries to make breakfast burritos and bacon fried rice. Both of which will be meal prepped.
Gym tonight.
 >>/713502/
I went to 4 pubs in the copper triangle and none of them were serving meals. 
I think the HJ's was open but drove back without eating in disgust. 
Tourist towns with nowhere to eat, on a public holiday when it's full of tourists seemed a bit dead, but whatever 
The wombat hotel had the $17 specials board sign leaning against the wall inside. I felt my face get warm and I had to stop for a second.
roast pork tenderloin and taters and gravy for dindins
custard tart and pitted cherries for pudding
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we'll be watching The Odd Angry Shot (1979) a movie about the adventures and misadventures of the SAS in 'nam, starring Graham Kennedy, John Hargreaves, John Jarratt, and Bryan Brown. 20 minutes before that we'll be playing some 1970s australian rock, including redgum. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
Eventually overcame the sads and got some things done. Cleaned the entire kitchen, washed sheets, sickled some weeds.
Taking a break for migoreng, after that I'm cleaning the bathroom with bleach.

The biggest achievement of the day was removing the vile pile, which was unspeakable. Now people can enter my flat again.
 >>/713689/
I'm going to leave it in the fridge for a week out of the wrapper. 
Needs to sweat too but it has a shit casing, looks like plastic.
In the cupboard would be better but it doesn't have a hook for it to hang on and I don't want grease everywhere. Could attract mice too. 
Hope it hardens up a bit. 
85%roo 14 beef, and spices so will taste cool 
The last Roo mettwurst I got was like that too, all mince and not solid. Couldn't cut thin slices.
 >>/713480/
There was a moofie about the FBI hunt for uncle Ted. They are retards and the incompetence of the ZOG should give encouragement to any lone wolves who would strike back at the target rich environment that is industrial society.
 >>/713695/
Walaroo chockie shop
Rum and raisin dark slab 
Honey bears
Klinkers 
Raspberries and blackberries 
$18 with a bottle of old fashioned portello
Then no pub open 

There's two rub and tug places there. 
One was getting renovations and had a piece of paper inside the glass door that said 
Hong Schlong - Call Sally and the number.
 >>/713706/
The last one (mt pleasant) had pork I think. 
The meat is too lean and doesn't harden. 

I think this will be the end of roo mettwurst saga. 
I want to find camel.
I think the kitchen floor is going to need me down on my hands and knees with a scrubbing brush. I don't think a simple mopping is going to get the job done.
 >>/713699/
 >>/713701/
It's in the past now, I'm moving on.
 >>/713725/
Wet mop, then dry mop.
Far faster than just dry mopping over and over. 
 >>/713718/
Camel milk smells like camels, and claims about its health benefits are a cope because the determinant here is usually what you feed the animal not what kind of animal it is
 >>/713733/
You can use a mop in several ways. The first is to simply soak up spilled liquid, the second is to push around soapy water as if it were a broom, the third is to use it as a scrubbing brush, like how a pirate would mop a ship. 

The advantage of pirate mopping is that it loosens and dilutes the grime, the downside is that you've got to soak up the excess water afterwards. This however is still faster if the floor is fucked, because dry mopping alone will just spread the grime in an even layer.
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Thanks to everyone who came to see The Odd Angry Shot tonight, a movie that was supposed to be screened on anzac day. There aren't really a lot of Australian war movies, and this one was based on an autobiographical novel rather than a holywood written script, so feels more like a series of anecdotes than a hero's journey.
I'm sure people in the 60s thought all the sacrifice was worth it to keep the asiatic hordes out of australia
That is the premise of a woody joke.
Rabbi tells his wife that she is 'not opinionless' and she agrees.
getting woed reading r/ausfinance
i'll never be more than a stupid peasant 
they are laughing at people who say if they get paid more then they'll just pay more tax but i'm struggling to see how that isnt true 
mong life
The deeper joke is about the suffering of man. 
We want God to bless us with free will but direct us like we don't have any.
 >>/713768/
A lot of people don't understand how tax brackets work in Australia. Income is taxed at different rates. If that's what they are talking about.
He'd then become neurotic about whether God is directing him to question free will or if that student on the Brooklyn skyline art exhibition was a test. 
Then end on some statement about how he's thankful that God blessed him to be an atheist so he wouldn't have to be concerned about it.
 >>/713779/
Western (Greek) myths place you as one of the Gods or heroes in the story. 
Morality lessons based on empathy for the character. Seeing yourself as them. 
Jewish theatre is being thankful that didn't happen to you. Fuck being Gideon.
Mettwurst is much better than I thought. 
The spices are a bit weak but the texture and firmness is pretty good.
lowest number of kill in counter strike like usual 
useless. not good at anything. burden on everyone around me.
 >>/713737/
At the chink restaurant we'd just splash water directly on the ground (no wet mop) and then push it around with the mop, wringing it out heaps until the floor was dry. I've never seen anyone mop that way before but I must say it worked there which was good as the floor would get fucking filthy. Probably way overkill for normal stuff.
They had some weird practices though. They had this machine that food waste was dumped into. It would separate the solids from the liquids, and then the oil from the water. The water went into the sewers, the solids into the bin, and the oil was meant to go into these big drums to be picked up by a truck. The chinks stopped paying due to being chinks and so we'd collect the oil in buckets, leave it to solidify, and then use a paint scraper to scrape it out, dump it in plastic bags, and put it in the skips out the back. I dread to think what happened to those bags during the day when the oil no doubt melted again.
 >>/713804/
the transilvania dispute aside, your country has nice prostitutes 
here almost all the escorts are fucking filthy gypsies (the white women have jobs because they are not willing to degrade themselves to that point)
6am. Can’t sleep. Mind keeps racing obsessing about what a loser I am and what a miserable wasted life I’m gonna have 
You know what that means. A day of wanking, gooning, watching Ukraine war footage and shitposting 
Fight camp status: delayed!
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yeah, I woke up around 3 or 4 and couldn't get back to sleep, kept having anxiety about all the stupid stuff I did in the past and how I'm surely going to die soon
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> Italy's scandal-hit former PM Silvio Berlusconi dead at 86: Billionaire tycoon famed for notorious 'Bunga Bunga' sex parties dies after leukaemia battle
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12185085/Italys-former-PM-Silvio-Berlusconi-dead-86-Italian-media-reports-claim.html
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Real story
> What were Silvio Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga sex parties? - A look inside Italy's former controversial PM's notorious parties from prostitutes to exotic dancers
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12185795/What-Silvio-Berlusconis-Bunga-Bunga-sex-parties.html
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Tomorrow night on womboflix we'll be seeing the first episode of The Boys, a superhero series set in a universe where superpowered individuals are recognized as heroes by the general public and work for a powerful corporation known as Vought International that markets and monetizes them. Outside their heroic personas, most are corrupt and self-serving. The series primarily focuses on two groups: the Seven, Vought's premier superhero team, and the Boys, vigilantes looking to bring down Vought and its corrupt superheroes. 

On the weekend we'll be seeing The Karate Kid 2(1986) and Chinatown(1974), and next Wednesday will be Cobra Kai
 >>/713818/
same, actually 
the only ones I'd trust would be the high end escorts who know all the politicians in the country and get regularly tested
but those cost a fortune, and tend to be highly selective with their clientele
Dad called me to say Gday and tell me a bloke he knows had died. 
He was 70 and a lifetime gooner. 
Quit a year ago because the doctors told him to. 
Blokes son is about my age but I can't remember going to school with him, the older brother used to give me daggers because his ex would chat me (and everyone else). 
Wasn't sure what I was supposed to say. I think dad thinks the lad about my age is a good mate.
That was a bit awkward.
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Looked up his facebook company page. Wouldn't have even recognised him. 
His dad, the guy that died, I was told was one of the best boners in SA. 
His mate (my mates grandfather) offered to line him up to teach me how to butcher sheep but I never took him up on the offer. 
I'd only talked to him a couple of times. 
One was at a party in his back yard where he yelled at me to get off the trampoline because I was trying to get a root. 
I also dressed like a emo poof so he didn't seem to like me for that too.
 >>/713830/
va zic pentru a mia oara, nu sunt australian 
baga-mi-as pula sa-mi bag in voi de schizofrenici ce sunteti, ca nu vreti sa intelegeti 
 >>/713831/
not everybody lives in burgerland my friend 
at least here, I never heard of anybody with genital herpes, let alone hiv
21.6 acquired. Mongster and a block of milky bar for breakkay

Fresh PJW vid just dropped
Lets get this party started
 >>/713835/
> he yelled at me to get off the trampoline because I was trying to get a root.
You were trying to root the trampoline? Was there a hole in it?
Misso commented that it was interesting. 
She'll now watch it with her Ben Shapiro and Candice Owens reaction videos.
 >>/713857/
Do you follow UFO news? I've seen it become a topic recently but haven't looked into it. 
What about these rock formations in the US that look deliberately manufactured with no explanation of how they'd be moved just like the pyramids? 
How do you think the pyramids were made? Ancient autism?
 >>/713859/
The ones in Yucatan and Peru were poured, they're made out of something similar to roman concrete (natural lime i think that expands when water gets in the cracks).
Some bloke built some stones near Aswan out of lime and basalt iirc. 
Or it's acoustic levitation but I'm not convinced.
I want someone to make a bronze coil, with a enclosed cylinder around it, full of ionised mercury.
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This is some interesting tinfoil.
Didn't see anything mentioned about the natural f# resonance of the structure or the waterways beneath it. 

There's also a thing about 20 men with ropes and pulleys. 
I thought the consensus was that when Khufu's pyramid was allegedly built, pulleys hadnt been invented and they didn't understand mechanical advantage. 

Like most schizo ramblings, it's only half truths. 

http://www.impacttectonics.org/Archeology/Giza/
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-13/mental-health-mistreatment-calls-for-redress-apology/102468454

> Victorians who suffered "gross human rights violations" during mental health treatment against their will should be offered financial redress by the state with a full public apology from the government, a special report commissioned by the Andrews government has found.
> Some people who had a mental illness were subjected to compulsory treatment that included seclusion, restraint and coercive treatment including the use of induced comas.
> "On average, those within Victoria's mental health system may lose 30 years of life due to the medications they are forced to take.
ok, I'm already tired of this shit 
I admit I'm iga with romanian ip
I deeply apologize for what I've done 
now, can you guys leave the past behind and pretend I'm a real romanian?
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coworkers took me out to dinner out of guilt since my mom died a month ago
felt good while I was with them but now I'm home and drinking alone and the loneliness is really hitting
I'm leaving this town in a month to go somewhere more affordable while I work on my degree, it was a nice send out but I don't feel any less lonely
this next shot's for you neets
 >>/713888/
We're rooting for you neet. At least they pretended to care.
How far are you headed with the move, and has the situation put you at least in a decent financial position to grind out the courses?
 >>/713889/
thanks lad

 >>/713891/
pretty fucking far. about 1700km
I'll be going to a new place where I don't know anybody which is exciting in it's own right
I'm scared of not having anybody though, even acquaintances to talk to
a chick I've been crushing really har on is one of the ones that came to the mini party and it just made things worse I think
I bet some neets don't even have an entire room they use as a rubbish bin, and instead just have a pathetic little bin under the sink or something.
my split personality threatened me by tell me he knows where i live and he's going to come and kill me
i notice how everything is oriented towards kids, women, families, 50+ year olds but not people like us
 >>/713902/
no it's just a little college town 
I feel like it's a fitting place to be while I work on my degree before moving back to the state I'm in (florida)
You can't ctrl+click on a youtube thumbnail to open it in a new tab anymore. At least for my experience of their blue-green ops magic. Very disappointing. The web moves closer to touch centric, eyeball focused user experiences with every passing day.
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 >>/713915/
texas was actually one of the states I considered moving too but there's too many africans (blacks) there

 >>/713917/
software engineering
I'm gonna be focusing more on graphic design and illustration though which is something I've always been more passionate about
soft eng is just a stepping stone
Is family tragedy NEET actually American? Very hard to believe. A half yank sperg I could buy into but sheeeesh

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