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The goal of psychic development is the self. There is no linear evolution; there is only a circumambulation of the self. Uniform development exists, at most, at the beginning; later, everything points toward the centre. 

Old Thread: >>/752038/
I tried making a thread several times but couldn't.
Took Sweetie for a walk.
Back hurts.
Will go to Waitpinga shortly.
 >>/753114/
> It said ambulances also had to recently race to a man with constipation, a 47-year-old with diarrhoea and stomach pain and a 45-year-old with shoulder pain that was categorised as “code 1 chest pain”.
> All these Victorians had phoned triple zero to request an ambulance.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/constipation-toothaches-emergency-system-wasting-paramedics-time-20230922-p5e6wm.html
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This week on womboflix...
There will be no Wednesday night tv. Instead, on Friday we will be streaming Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011). I'm also expecting Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning (2023) to be out on bit torrent next week, and we'll be watching it the same day it gets released.

On Saturday shibs will be introducing us to the wonderful world of Serbian anime or something. No womboflix moofie.

On Sunday the master thespian Steven Segal stars in Under Siege (1992)
 >>/753154/
Yeah. It's pretty beat up from that hail storm a couple of years ago but used to run alright. 
The battery is dead but is on the charge now (I never took the leads off). It turned over yesterday.
 >>/753156/
> It's pretty beat up from that hail storm
Are you stating this on the ad?

It might turn people off. If you say, sold "as is" then advise anyone who comes around to look at it of the damage.
7xl shirt I bought down to wear to lunch doesn't do up without the two halves gaping between the buttons
 >>/753165/
That might be it.

I know hail damage can also be an issue with insurance. I am not sure if it applies to third party in the same way, but it could be considered a "write off" because of it.
 >>/753197/
I'm not planning on sticking around once Mum and Sweaty have gone. Life is like a Womboflix screening: if you've seen half and it has been shit, you might as well close the tab.
 >>/753198/
> Life is like a Womboflix screening
I'm a professional, I have to stick around until the end, even if I'm falling asleep by the last 30 minutes.
a guy came around trying to give me an app he said was free and would help me monitor my electricity smart  meter, told him to go away
 >>/753199/
He should take Monk in like a pet, they would have endless fun as webby takes him for his daily walk and he could teach him to fetch a wine bottle and at the end of the day monk would curl up at his feet and drift off into sleep.
Foot long italian herbs which chicken terriyaki, salami, and cheddar. Toasted. Onion, lettuce, spinach, salt and pepper, honey mussy 
Blue flavoured V. Very filling but probably not worth 24 bucks. 
Got a haircut from the annoying woman. Thankfully she kept her pie hole shut. Shitty haircut as expected.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/give-overweight-people-free-plane-seats-says-influencer-jaelynn-chaney/news-story/0e6b5c83cd6088cc036c06b6292de2a4
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 >>/753291/
i duno if i like the new art, its kinda hideous like fake flowers or those horriffic dolls that look like newborn babies, but its got shock value combined with its prolific output and thats sure to get up the leftys and jew lovers like cruisey, so on balance its a good thing.
 >>/753314/
Maybe all the methane has caused brain damage? It would explain his memory issues although that is mostly all the drinking and drugs.
 >>/753313/
> banned
He is defacto unbanned as /ausneets/ no longer has rules it would seem.
Having heaps of fun triggering normies on reddit by posting about boong cannibalism 
Laughing for no reason
Fell asleep for an hour. Dreamed I said something racist at the table of brotherhood and made the former slave owners laugh
> in geopolitics India strengthening relations with Russia and China
> suddenly anti-Indian sentiment floods the internet like diarrhea
 >>/753414/
Chilli oil is a pretty standard continent, I make jars and jars of it. 

You can't use powdered spice because the hot oil will just burn it, and if your oil isn't hot enough you don't get an infusion. 
You really shouldn't use roasted chilli flakes either because even these can burn. 

I get whole bags of the Chinese style chilli flakes, but Indian ones are fine too. $8 will get you a shit load of the stuff. Ideally you want chilli flakes that aren't that hot but have a nice flavour. 

So no and no, and that's just because you'll burn any powdered spice.
 >>/753416/
I actually used a quarter tsp of msg, because there's no soya here it needed the salt, so msg was a good edition. 
Never bought into the MSG taboo, the problem is really culinary because when people first encounter a new seasoning many use way too much and put it in everything.
 >>/753414/
https://www.chinasichuanfood.com/how-to-make-chinese-red-oil/
Everyone makes theirs a bit differently, I omit sesame seeds because they're a common allergen and you can always garnish with them, Chinese cinnamon is sold as "cassia" in Australia, it's cheaper and comes in the pho mix bags from your local Chinese store. 

There's also no real reason you can't fry particular spices separately in order to strain them, specifically black cardamom and cloves because if someone gets a whole clove they're going to have a bad time
Tomatoes are mostly hydroponic so where they're grown doesn't really matter, and sauce is no place for snobbery.
The black and gold tomato paste is fine for most dishes, the supermarket brand passata is adequate, more expensive passata often isn't any better.
 >>/753433/
> where they're grown doesn't really matter
It is the hygiene and quality standards that are the issue. Who knows what  goes into a vat of chink tomato paste in the factory.
He said he didn't catch any, but later that day his clothes smelled of fried fish. King George Whiting. Lemon juice stains down the front of the 7XL blazer too.
 >>/753453/
no, I was driving around a city, then walking around my neighbourhood, and a class of teenagers schoolkids came walking in the opposite direction, and I looked down at my knee and saw I was limping and realised I was an old man.
 >>/753460/
Items rolling in off the back of trucks, stacked high in the corner of some truck bay, men carrying cans backwards and forwards, the mad rush for the last bag of rice, yelling, bossman on the intercom, supermarket is closing, silence.
 >>/753465/
Marzanos are very good, better than roma. The difficulty is getting soil grown tomatoes, even the ones which are theoretically soil grown are really no better they're still grown in the same bullshit potting mix
 >>/753474/
China have full automated hydro set ups that regulate humidity, wind flow and uv lights. Done in vertical pvc piping set ups. 
There's a huge hydro tomato green house out near Gawler river where most of ours come from.
Before the age of intensive farming and soil deficiency, humans would have been able to get their B12 by accidental ingestion of soil and manure in the same way as wild animals. It therefore appears that the most 'natural' way of consuming B12 is no longer applicable in the modern world.

A bit of dirt and poo makes you strong.
 >>/753452/
Morning. Didn't sleep, watched Q&A for ages and after smoking a cone I was daydreaming about getting called out on one of those shows and how I'd defend myself and portray my opinions. 
Mummybot has brought one of the mongs home during her herding shifts for some reason
> thinking about how the movie aliens and the video game franchise doom are basically the same thing, and that's why I like them both so much
The neet council has advised me that you can vote for your favourite womboflix movies at the referendum next saturday, just write the movies you want into the box marked 'yes'
> he doesn't know about the ASIO marsupial training experiments
This thing probably already has confirmed kills.
sweet they crashed a starship into poor ol moff's base after he broke the dark saber in a punch on with boca tan.
That "fandom" site is complete fucking cancer but there are no alternatives with many things. Frustrating.
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Mando has got a pretty sweet shack and nice space ship but I dunno whats with the assassin droid, that seems to be some kind of in house meme.
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Good morning NEETs 

So the lamb last night was revelation. Cooked it a bit differently to usual. Did not drown it in oil and garlic. Cooked it longer at lower heat and let it sit while I was riding  and then sliced it and recooked the slices 10 minutes.

Much more evenly cooked, and served with just hommus and a hash brown instead of drowning myself in chips. Digested it’s properly, had a good sleep and feel recharged today. 

LambNEET must of got a cursed sheep who raped and then undercooked and overate the serving.

TLDR don’t hate on lamb YMMV
 >>/753543/
I was thinking of buying some chips for myself as a neet treat, what do you want? Chocolate seems pretty expensive these days but icecream is often on special.
It is pretty ridiculous that nuro is allowed back despite conspiring to commit murder on a discord server as was revealed last year.
 >>/753553/
Why would I be scared? You know nothing about me whatsoever. Are you scared knowing that your name and address are public knowledge here?
 >>/753558/
> despite conspiring to commit murder
Nobody's perfect. It's the interaction between quirky characters that keeps the ausneets saga entertaining.
 >>/753571/
I really don’t get it. All I can see is Numo making the occasional low key post, while GOADneet is literally foaming at the mouth trying to start the shit show all over again.
How long have you played various games for on steam neets? Me - stellaris 480+ hours, deus ex mankind divided 240 hours
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I'm home again
didn't made too much of a fool out of myself 
but everyone was disappointed because I didn't knew romanian folk and gypsy songs (everyone is fucking romanian which baffles me)
https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/16wzdiq/roommates_bf_moved_in_and_the_hallway_is_becoming/
The NBN pajeet came and hooked up a diagnostic tool to the line and thence to the pillar in the street. Said that the line crew will come soon. Have I stumbled upon the dole equivalent for fresh off boat shitskins?
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/new-range-of-woolies-cakes-and-desserts-arrive-in-store/news-story/982227c5fb609b74c2311bff6ef9ca63
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Made too much ramen, had to put it in a salad bowl.
Red cooked pork, corn, egg noodle, red miso. Much better than yesterday
 >>/753687/
Seems expensive. The one with the lollies in it and the chocolate dome sounds like it'd be difficult to cut. Maybe they expect you to devour it in its entirety?
 >>/753607/
Congrats.
And now you know what they wanna hear. Romanian folk and gypsy songs. Perhaps that Sandru Ciorba stuff would have been a good pick...
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This Friday on womboflix, the action spy film - Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) -  Impossible Missions Force (IMF) is shut down after being publicly implicated in a bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his team to go without resources or backup in a life-threatening effort to clear their names. 

Then on Sunday, Steven Segal is an ex-Navy Seal turned cook and is the only person who can stop a group of terrorists when they seize control of a U.S. battleship. Also starring Gary bussy, Tommy Lee Jones and playboy playmate Erika Eleniak.
Got stung by a wasp on the finger i use to scroll on the mouse. still hurts but my hand didnt blow up like it used to.
Went to bed sober. Want to seriously cut back on all the shit I do. 
Feel like I have hayfever in my soul, itchy and jittery from the inside. 
I don't think I'll do it today.
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This video has almost everything 
> city
> violent black man (shocker)
> white affluent libtard zoomer that spent his life trying to uplift them (lol)
> white woman standing there doing absolutely nothing
 >>/753752/
I hate how the ZOG gaslights you that your getting up late with their "daylight savings".
we all know that the jew uses your savings to print money and lend it to themselves.
Got up too early on purpose. Going to be tired today so I can get to bed sooner and get up earlier. Hard reset, you know?
https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/nutrition/equalution-weight-loss-transformation-i-lost-30kg-eating-ice-cream/news-story/e5898c64065fb36a929b308226695556
 >>/753791/
it won't make any difference. We need to concentrate on doing stuff to develop our own lives instead, like wanking, playing vidya and binge eating
 >>/753795/
Much of politics and corporate goings on is obfuscated, mainly by gaslighting rather than secrecy. Wikipedia is a huge tool for this. You think it doesnt affect you because you just live your life but just about the entirety of what you beleive goes on in the world of news and current affairs is wildly distorted. Then it comes and knocks on your door, example the Vaxx and mass immigration. Search back through your upbringing and failures with women and connect the dots. breadcrumbs all lead back to the jew.
I went shopping early to avoid the normies but I was disappointed that a lot of the shelves were empty. They had not even put any apples out yet. No english muffins, no crumpets. The new specials price tickets weren't on the shelves yet either.
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NEETS I called to get out of this "STAR" training 4 week course at my JSP today (2 hours once a week) for resume building, job searching, interview attending etc stuff, I'm still feeling anxious about it and I got bad vibes from my job coach so I decided to switch to another one but stay at the same JSP for now. Do you think I should go? I have 15 mins to decide, I'm on the fence about it.

Also tbh its gonna be a room full of Arabs including the speaker I think so thats partly why I'm anxious though I didn't tell him thats one reason of course.

 >>/753803/
Carbs and artificial sugars

 >>/753799/
 >>/753804/

Yeah I'm wondering when it will hit the torrents, is that how you watch it? 

I actually like it believe it or not. Andor didn't look interesting enough to me to get into. I can't remember watching any of the other Star Wars series. This one seems the highest budget and best production value. Except that I watched the Mandalorian and I thought it was incredibly boring. This one actually has decent lightsaber fights, the stakes feel somewhat real, theres a cute White/Ukranian girl lead and nice lesbian angle between the 3 women, also the old-ish tall White guy is pretty cool tbh. Though I still feel a bit soy for watching it
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 >>/753798/
I commiserate with your observations that the jew is behind your trials and tribulations, I decry his unconscionable manipulating nature and how he has exploited (You) like a cow that comes into the barn every day to be milked. My cellars support the white man's struggle against his age-old enemy and thats why you wont find much Israeli wine amongst my extensive range. The jew is always jangling your nerves with his tricks so Why not come in and browse one of my cellars for something to calm down and enjoy life. A 1.5% discount for any of my valued customers with straight hair and a normal nose.
lol the ATO don't even require a warrant to search property
https://www.ato.gov.au/About-ATO/Commitments-and-reporting/In-detail/Privacy-and-information-gathering/Our-approach-to-information-gathering/?page=7
 >>/753833/
it's a commando possum, disguised as  a ninja possum. When you foolishly try and fight it using the ninja possum vulnerabilities it will destroy you
 >>/753845/
It is either bang on or way off with an actress when specified by name. The kfc girl there is meant to be Debicki but it looks nothing like her.
It keeps shoving negresses in as well. Absolutely Cruisey-tier. Eva Green, Alison Brie, Elizabeth Debicki, etc keep getting made into black chicks.
 >>/753768/
beers makes you fat and gives you hungover 
vodka ruins your organs and might give you hungover if you drink too much 
idk they both suck, but we need the medicine
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I am amazed how quickly these programmes have come along. I can't wait for the speech synthesis ones to takeover voice acting so video games can have complex dialogue trees again.
 >>/753771/
c'mon man 
those are entitled bitches that are shallower than a razer blade 
if a woman cares about you she will understand that the downs of life hit you out of nowhere, and she has to be there with you 
christ my dad was crawling around the house after drinking too much and my mom is still with him
my friend's mom is still with her husband after he got beaten fuck knows how many times, he cheated on her, and drank the last pennies on many occasions 
> our generation doesn't do that anymore
some still do it, but it's not common among people with money (most of the people you see on the internet)
 >>/753873/
> repelling liberal arthoes
Are you literally a homosexual? Romanian arthoes sound lovely. I love dark hair and eyes plus the retarded accents are cute.
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/multiple-voting-is-an-offence-aec-responds-to-backlash-after-viral-tweet/news-story/9500d61c9e6b24c506be1fec745444b2
https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/chinese-sailors-feared-dead-after-nuclear-submarine-gets-stuck-underwater-reports/news-story/f6ea0d7644e43915a4d176e5651f98cb
lol chinks got caught in their own trap
 >>/753876/
they are drama queens, lgbt supporters, and filled with "mental illnesses"
I've met some girls who attended art colleges without being arthoes tho
 >>/753880/
lul hell no
most people finish highschool without reading any international literature (if you choose to study letters then you might have to read some PASSAGES from the iliad, the odyssey, shakespear, and some russians but that's about it) 
I picked it up because it was in the /lit/ charts, and knew nothing whatsoever about all the modern fuss about it
I went and voted.
When I told her my address the old lady who gave me my ballot said "My husband lived there when he was a child."
I said, "What, on the street?"
She said "Yes and in the exact same house."
Pretty big coincidence. What does it point to? More evidence that we live in a simulation? Did the program briefly glitch?
I swung by KFC after voting. The wicked wings were excellent. Hot and juicy and fresh. The popcorn chicken and chips were less good. Popcorn chicken was stale and falling apart.
 >>/753907/
I've been home an hour, can't stand still because I've conditioned myself to think being at home means getting drunk.
Semi productive but agitated and unsatisfied. 
One little gulp and a lay down to watch iron chef is needed. 
Just need to get myself through a few hours wait, another shift then selling my old car. 
Life is struggling. Any alleviating coping mechanisms are just additional burdens in the long run. The cotton wool makes me soft.
 >>/753915/
Easy for him to tell others not to eat anything. Fat Buddha knew that the less others desire, the more he can consume.
Telling every cunt to be a vego while he eats ribeyes and bathes in lard.
 >>/753918/
Just try to be more like cruisey, He knows how to relax and focus on his goals, the levers of power and the increased levels of comfort that come from being a bigger snake head.
 >>/753929/
Are you the NEET who was dealing with that guy's parents in order to get the money back? That might be the best way to do it. Give his dad a call.
 >>/753932/
You might remember last year he borrowed $6,000 from me and repaid me in installments. Apart from one short period where he fucked about, he kept his word. Well, after he had repaid it all, he asked to borrow some more a few times in smaller amounts, and I stupidly let him. Last time he repaid anything was Dec 2 last year.

 >>/753933/
Yes, he had got his employer to pay his father each fortnight or month or whatever, and his father was paying me. I suspect that once the original debt was paid he reverted his banking.

His old man was a cop, so I'm waiting for the spineless cunt to run to police and claim I've threatened him.
 >>/753935/
> I stupidly let him
Why do you think you did that NEET? I let people take advantage of me all the time. Or at least I used to.
I have no confidence or self esteem. People can just walk all over me. Predators can sense that I am easy prey.
 >>/753940/
> Why do you think you did that NEET?
I don't know. Maybe because he had paid the other money back. Maybe because I thought he was a friend. Or perhaps thinking that one day when I need help people might do the same for me.

 >>/753944/
Worked together for quite a few years in our 20's.
 >>/753946/
He has three kids to two different women, both of whom divorced him, and owes massive amounts of child/spousal support which apparently keeps on accruing even if you end up out of work or whatever. I don't know what else. I suspect there was some gambling there too. He lives in Canberra now, so earns far more than I do.
I tried getting physical address details out of both ex-wives via LinkedIn messages, but they both left me on read. Despite having a common enemy, they probably see his debt to me as a threat to their support payments. Or they're worried I'll have their daughter's father maimed or killed or something.
Finished the bikkies. Not even 24 hours and I have devoured a family pack of arnott's assorted creams. jesus christ, I'm an animal.
Sorry. Lack of goon and impending wage has me snappy. 
I accepted mongaros twink fetish, this is similar and I should not pass judgement so heavily.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12590979/Aussie-woman-admits-cleaning-partners-penis-three-years-Triple-Js-Hook-Up.html
 >>/753979/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna
The wikipedia article mentions opposition to it but doesn't say anything about a replacement. Is there no widely agreed upon substitute? 
Would the image have originally been chosen because the details of the feather, hat and her hair make it easy to assess the image quality by eye?
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/aboriginal-sacred-wells-filled-with-concrete-by-vandals-in-regional-queensland/news-story/66890a42845c6de200bbc09b4958c490
 >>/753989/
I meant compared to Debiscuit, that's decookie. 
Just playing into the cruisey likes fat nuggers meme. 
Never mind, I am well overdue for a boonging.
I didn't make eye contact with anyone today, even though I interacted with a few people. I barely even saw what they looked like even though I talked to them.
What's the easiest way to get DSP? I've got to help a bad home neet avoid jsp, he's totally unemployable.
Pull dick out, yell at glass door, never had a haircut unwmployable.
 >>/754054/
Diagnose him with what? He's not disabled he's just a total fuckwit nobody would ever hire. He's got shrecks looks and lord farquads personality
 >>/754056/
You can't be succeful with the DSP on evidence provided by applicant or by people without who aren't recognised as 'medical professionals'. You either have the evidence to get the DSP or don't.
 >>/754053/

Get him to memorise some shit from 4chan x and save a 35 minute rant in his head  about how vampires from planet niburu are time lords coming to enslave the people of planet earth via psychic domination of the astral plane and how they’re bleeding gravity into our dimension to take over. That outa do it. (To a psychiatrist)

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