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Good morning cum skins 
Just did a zoom interview with a recruiter. Was hoping she could place me in a warehouse by Monday but she said she'd have to send my resume out to the clients. Gay as aids.
















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Woke up distressed and out of sorts. Having a black instant and a big glass of water with two hydralyte tablets dissolved in it. Feeling the pressure, need to go for a jog soon, the temperature is rapidly rising.























































































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I think if Cruisey reports inaccurate Chinaman results it would be because he has deceived himself first. The losses are repressed by his brain as soon as they happen. He actually believes that he wins.














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IGA was once a high flying NEET dining on the finest tendies and bottled goons, he even had aspirations to owning an eeb! but then his life was struck down by the curse of scratch and win gambling and he degenerated into the loathesome wretch we know today.
Take heed of this moral tale NEETs, alwats wear a condom when gambling and tip your hat to Dan.
























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 >>/775481/
How were you betting? 
What machine? 
I went on a random one this morning 50 in and went through about 30 before getting the feature which iirc was just back up to 40 odd, then slapped the dynamite guy around and left with 75 out, then this afternoon 20 in did the lucky train one and got the feature first spin but only on 50c bet and there was 30c change still in the machine. I think that's bad juju. Got to 40ish but then put it in the high stakes one (has 20 free games and can get free games in free games but low normal wins - I've had around 80 consecutive free games) and lost it.








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 >>/775498/
Played the golden dragon one. 50c spins, 5 lines. Still not sure how that works entirely. 
I got $11 from the feature and gambled. Could have sworn I pressed black and it was black. Somehow lost still. Might have chosen a suit accidentally.











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 >>/775506/
You want to do the first on the top row and the last on the bottom row. 
Lines (bottom row) are how many ways you can win. Each line costs however many credits you are betting on the top row. 
So 1c bets, on 50/max lines = 50c a spin. 
That's better than betting 10c on only 5 lines but I've seen people bet like that and win. 
A person I know usually bets 10c on 30 lines, that's $3 a spin though.



































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Can't stop scratching my balls. I will often fondle my neetstick or balls a bit whilst sitting at my computer before going back to typing as though nothing happened. I at least have the decency to wash my hands after wanking though.















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Steven Assanti is 800 lbs. Some of them are so big they can't get on a scale. I saw one where even the special industrial grade fat cunt scale wasn't enough because he was too damn big. Dr Now speculated he was one of the heaviest alive.

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Could one of the NEETs bring an extra large pair of vernier calipers to tonights meeting please, because all attendees will be checked to make sure they have not been pre-gaped before admittance.










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he got kicked out of the hospital because he was abusingthe staff and he kept ordering pizzas which they said was contrary to his weightloss plan. He was meant to continue the program from a nearby apartment his dad set him up with but he instead was rapidly gaining weight because he kept buying fast food and he didn't seem to understand that juice contains energy. Dr Now cracked the shits with him because he developed a painkiller addiction and he told his black nurse Princess that he was thinking about getting more off the blackmarket. Dr Now wants him to go to drug rehab before he starts losing weight.























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He had a special hospital bed in the medical campervan thing they were moving him in but it went over a bump and he full on broke the bed. They had to prop it up with besser blocks to finish the journey. The nurse was amazed. I wonder how big the biggest mong cruisey has ever wrangled has been.











































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I didn't make a return trip to the chinaman. Their ATM was out of order or something so I just went home. 
The mong doc prescribed me mirtazapine, off-label as a sleep aid. Naturally I don't want to take anti-depressants for sleep (or anything) but I'll give it a go, at least for a little while.




































































































































































































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Fuck me just read this post.....
> He likes to use the board for escapist fantasy. 
Dont we all ?
He can pretend he is some successful normie with a job, a gf, lots of friends and money etc. 
I have a job, dont need a GF, and i have friends and money
> IGA reminds nuro of what he himself is.
No IGA is a piece of shit
> This is more or less what he admitted in the open love letter to IGA. 
No the whole point of the letter was to say with all my skills and intelligence and luck  i barely made it out of the NEET clusterfuck, and you with all all failings are just fuckjed. You will never amount to anything thing. Get used to the bottom pal. 

also fuck NOfun with his univesity masters bullshit, he is still in scholl and thinks he is better than everyone too
fuck that chinkoid uni arsehole..begone

















































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 >>/775878/
You know there has never actually been any evidence that IGA was there...
You and tiffin have convinced yourselves he lives there but have never actually had a reason for it beyond your own HUMILIATION at living in a PUBLIC TOILET.



















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Well he hasn't had a woman smile at him in more than TEN YEARS so no wonder he is desperate. Nuro and IGA are like that pair of penguins that were put together but otherwise isolated and turned homosexual due to their solitary lives.
















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I think he has given up on escaping bosslady's toilet and is instead trying to create the illusion of wealth by buying fast food and op shop cds.
Milkcrate man is a mentally ill squatter cooking on a gas stove from bunnings and he is still financially better off than nuro.

















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Nuro's open (love) letter is still one of the most EMBARRASSING things he has ever done. Even compared to the obese tv reflection, pan shitting incident, or heart attack, that was the worst. He just confessed the reason he hates IGA is because IGA shows to nuro what he could've been.






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That latex glove comment still makes me chuckle. 
He must be angling his trotters deliberately like he does his food and desk trinkets in an attempt to pass it off as ironic. It isn't working. 
The husky helicopter dunny man








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Yeah, when you consider all the sodium from the fast food, his collapsing veins from the drugs, and his heart being fucked from the heart attack and lack of exercise it is no wonder that his hands are so puffed up.
His face is the same way. It makes him look like he has been stung by bees all over. Very sad to see.




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I've started butter my bread in the french way where you get a big chunk of butter on the knife put it on the bread and then bite it off. It is much better and easier than trying to spread it.


























































































































































































































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> "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum"

Tomorrow night on ausneets is They Live (1988) the story of an unemployed homeless guy who discovers his country has been infiltrated and taken over by an evil alien race who hate the locals and are ruining everything. Directed by John Carpenter and starring some scottish wrestler.

Then on Sunday, the murder mystery Knives Out (2019) - when a bestselling author is found mysteriously dead, Daniel Craig is brought in to investigate.









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4 microwaved butter and vegemite crumpets down the breakfast hatch.
The microwave is better for crumpets than the toaster.
You put the four crumpets down on a dinner plate then add a generous spreading of butter. Microwave for two minutes on high (no paper towel).
Butter will now be melted and crumpets moist and soft. Then you add your vegemite. The heat of the crumpets makes dabbing it on very easy.
Eat crumpets by tearing large pieces off. Do not forget to use crumpet pieces to soak up any excess melted butter on the plate.
Thank you.








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> On Thursday, a man began stabbing children in the city center outside a school prompting five people to end up hospitalized. 
> The stabbing led to riots all over Ireland, as it is believed that the man who stabbed the victims was an immigrant from Alegria.
In Australia nobody would riot and instead the news would be filled with shit about the evils of islamaphobia and racism and how diversity is our strength.


















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I left the bins only half cleaned. It was too hard. I will give them another cleaning on a hot day. It was a mistake to do it today, there is mud everywhere and the sun is not out to dry them quickly.
What I really need is a pressure washer, there is some very difficult brown slurry stuck to the inside of both bins.
I will have to get the big bad scrubbing brush out next time. Real elbow grease required. The overnight soak had very little effect.



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I have worked out why they only gave me 8 Wicked Wings instead of 10.
Whoever picked the order used the wrong size box - it was too small. So only 8 fit in it. But instead of transferring them to a bigger box and adding the other two this bitch just said "fuck it" and sealed it up with eight in it.
It wasn't a mistake. It was a malicious act. I should have complained.
I will mourn those two lost wicked wings for some time longer.


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Have been messing with the settings for one of my new subs, the new settings I tried have given me scary amounts of low bass, the only problem I have is I have to unhook it and bring the amp inside to connect to my pc to make adjustments. With the two dual voice coil 15 inchers I already had and one more of the new ones to setup I think I finally have enough bass.




































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Walked from the Myer centre to the foyer of the next job and my chest is heaving and I can’t catch my breathe and every inch of unclothed skin is covered in sweat. I must look a right spectacle.










































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Two young ladies knocked on my door to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ.
There was an attractive brown one (pacific islander maybe) and a horrible white one.
I told them I was not interested then the horrible white one told me she was sorry for waking me up. I have been up since 8am thank you. Rude.

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I really should stop answering the door. Nothing good ever comes of it. If I am not expecting a delivery or a visitor I may as well just ignore it.
I can't see who is there from any of the windows. I have to open the door which is very poor design.









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