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Do you neets have a fixed warm up routine for lifting? I always do warmup sets, starting with just the bar, along with some dynamic stretching which mostly involves me spazzing about and going by feel.
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I do some casual stretching (basically just lift my arms up and out and other very basic moves) then I start with the empty bar and then I go to my full weight. Nothing in-between.

I don't have the patience for anything else.
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I used to use this: http://warmupreps.com/
Although as you start to lift decent amounts, the warmup sets become a workout on their own almost.
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I've done some amateur repairs on my glasses after bending them out of shape during a goon slumber. Managed to get the lens to sit right only when the the screw holding the lens seat thing is completely undone, they were that fucking bent. 
Will go to specsavers tomorrow to see if they can fix them properly, surprisingly they have some pairs as low as $39 on their site. Hopefully I don't need another eye test, its fucking gay how they can't just copy the prescriptions right off the lens you bring in. Jewish medicine, all of it. Probably would have been fine if I never got the first pair.
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I got one done like a year ago. I'm sure it hasn't changed that much 

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https://www.specsavers.com.au/glasses/huntley?sku=32365870
I actually think this might be what I'm wearing now
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Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
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Three cups white rice, half a bag of black and gold veggies, assorted onions, 250g bushed
Budget bacon marinaded in hoi sin sauce, 5 spice, red oil. 

Huge fried rice.
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Crunchy zinger burger is shit. Didn't realise it had corn chips on it, but not just that there was some sickening nacho powder shit. Nah
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His mind reels as he is flooded with memories, Oink Oink the Pig Man has resurfaced to bring terror back to the city
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> AGSVA conducts the following external checks as part of the vetting assessment process:
> Digital footprint check
Yikes. Not applying.
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Mozzie season has started. I've also been sweating enough to clog the auto-spin thing on my scroll wheel
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Last fortnight I declared my working hours but no pay, because I hadn't been paid and didn't know how much it would be. 
Should I just declare the pay and no working hours this time to balance it out? 
Need a handler for these things
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Spent $140 between coles and aldi. Doesn't feel like much.
I had a footlong sub today, with a 600ml coke zero it cost over $20.
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Good evening (morning), fellas!
Gonna stream Grand Prix (1966) on Endchan's 8th Bday, on December 21st at 1pm AEDT.
On Endchan Movie Corner: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Gonna post reminders.
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Every man associated with that film is dead now. Three of the women are still alive. Probably because they were young floozies when it was filmed while the men were established actors.
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Good morning NEETs.
I have the home NEET outfit in the washing machine.
Wearing the out NEET outfit inside for the time being.
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Monster energy drink was created by an actual jew. Why am I not surprised? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Sacks
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Seems post is now using boong names for their parcel centres.
> Boorna Wangkiny Mia, which culturally translated means ‘Home of the Message Stick’
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It is very important for a neet to have lots of naps in the day so he has enough energy for his main sleep at night.
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Yes I noticed that on one of mine several months ago.
It is so stupid to try and make us have place names that are not in our own language. We can't even say them right and they do not roll of the tongue.
Abo names have a ludicrous and cringe element too. Flubbawubbajuba. Embarrassing. I won't say them.
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In many Aboriginal languages, -ba is a suffix that roughly means 'at the place of'. And every Koori knows that mum – which rhymes with 'vroom' – is the local word for 'bum'.

/vroomroom/
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You caffeine NEETs need to be careful.
I gave up the coffee several months ago and have noticed I feel better and ironically am less tired and sleepy during the day.
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Feeling much better after the 10th cup of coffee. Like I've reached a high score and have unlocked a power-up bonus. Recommend neets drink more.
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It is awful when you finish up after a shit and then immediately need to piss. It feels wrong to flush the toilet twice like that.
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i have to go to the bank and pull more money out for him
he'll effectively get a free day's wage as he's not showing up on sunday
i think i'm going to get somebody else to finish the job... I'm up to about $20,000 outlay for some gray paint and a few patched cracks
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Bill may not be perfect but the tradies these days are absolute cock heads and you are lucky if you can get one to return your calls let alone do a decent job for you.
Stick with Bill he will get the job done.
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Weber would feel better if he started using a CPAP. There is a strong link between poor sleep and depression.
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What's the best sort of pasta to get from real italian places? Should I just order spaghetti bolognese because that's what I eat at home and I know I like?
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'And it is also said,' answered Frodo: 'Go not to the neets for counsel for they will answer both no and yes.
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Wings on for later, just added heaps soy sauce and some water, I'll just let it simmer now and serve with it rice vermicelli.
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> permabanned
Eh, their return has been allowed for so long the permabans are defacto retracted. I said in the beginning that tiffin needed to be banned too.
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I am pretty sure the 24 hour ban from shibs the other day wasn't even  IGA. nuro just said it was because it was critical of him and only IGA would dislike nuro...
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Think I'll give this one a go bros

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/aliens-versus-predator-2-gold-edition-bgc
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114.1kg on the scales this morning. Had a chilli tuna sandwich for lunch, a fibre one caramel brownie and a snacksize pack of red rock delis sweet chilli chips. Had one of those low calorie icecream tubs from aldi that I was saving for dessert but unfortunately I got stuck into it. Already logged salt and pepper squid with tartare sauce and one of those premade salad bowls for dinner. 1640cals for the day.
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Had to try a couple of the wings, I'll just thicken a bit of the cooking liquid and use that as a sauce for the vermicelli.
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Never Say Never Again is on 9GEM tonight. That's the Connery one that he made 12 years after his last performance and was not made by EON.
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Tomorrow night on womboflix, Sylvester Stallone and not-too-old Sharon Stone star in The Specialist (1994), with stallone building bombs and blowing people up for various reasons.

Then on Sunday, The Mission (1986), a period drama film about the experiences of a Jesuit missionary in 18th-century South America. With Bobby De Niro, Jezza Irons and Liam Neeson.
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I don't believe the books make mention pidser, but I have a sneaking suspicion Bond would decry it altogether (with some racist quip) or would say that only one particular type like a Margarita would be acceptable subject to being prepared in a strict manner.
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lol no
all of the keys to the corvette
I put them somewhere safe a month or so ago then probably got drunk and erased all memory of having done so
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Watching Split Second (1992) with Rutger Hauer, it's a terrible horror b-movie that somehow has a lot of good moments anyway.
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The 'banana' prawns I got were on sale $14/kg. And that's about as cheap as you'll get at Colesworth. Got half a kilo yesterday. Going to de-vein them and poach in boiling water. Then I'll freeze them for later use.
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Rutger Hauer is constantly smoking, eating chocolate and sugar and drinking coffee in this movie. And is diagnosed with severe anxiety and inability to get along with others. A neet role model.
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I'm concerned about low-data neet. One of the other neets who lives in the same city should visit him and take him a hamper of internet data
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I miss the good old days when I'd sneak into my parent's before christmas and peek at my presents.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GilmoreGirls/comments/18inqmv/this_scene_made_me_cringe_so_hard/
This woman used her phone to film her laptop playing Gilmore Girls, and then took screenshots on her phone. Is she just retarded or does netflix or whatever have DRM that prevents you from taking a screenshot?
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Bouritos improve significantly with pork, chipotle sauce, rough salsa verde, BEANS. Still in two minds about cooking the onion.
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Every single night, for as long as I can remember, I've fallen asleep by lying on my bed watching youtube videos
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Bought some pink moscato. Had a chat with an old lady there about moscato. She said she sometimes buys rose by accident because she doesn't read the label she just looks at the bottle. I find this rather sweet for some reason. She had similarly povo tastes to me lol.
Back on the Gilmore Girls.
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 >>/787856/
Yeah, she said her husband bought her a $50 bottle of moscato last Christmas and she told him she'd rather have ten $5 bottles. Absolutely NEET tier.
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And that was March of last year. Have we seen any improvement in behaviour since then? No, of course not. He's been acting this way for well over 5 years now and isn't about to change his ways anytime soon.
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This popcorn is delicious. Finna watch License to Drive (1988), with Heather Graham in her absolute prime. Directed by YuriBRO.
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 >>/787864/
Bans, even rangebans, are generally ineffective on imageboards due to VPNs. The user can spin up a new IP, blend in and keep posting. The thing with nuro though is that he only comes here for the attention. He needs to identify himself to get this attention at which point he can be banned.
If the effort to ban him is sustained and there is a prohibition on interacting with his posts (dickriding/provocation) other than reporting them, then even he will eventually give up and move on to discord.
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 >>/787866/
You can't really blame nuro because he's a retard, the problem is actually that neets keep feeding him. 

We could forcibly disappear him, by word filtering his name, banning neets who refer to him, and creating a nurospam filter
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When my last real ban on him was successful, I also regularly deleted his bike/mexican/record pics and his spergout posts. He quickly lost interest after that. 
He comes heres at a predictable time most days, just one big attention grab. 
His other hugboxes probably don't give a shit about anything he posts so he has to get his fix on multiple forums
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-24YGCTEis
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One troll here is so massively cringe that the other users put flags in their posts so they aren't mistaken for they/it. Normal NEETs dont want to reply to anonymous shitposts in case they give this faggot a (You). Overall this board has cancer that no one wants to stir up.
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ChrisFix has 10 million subscribers and releases 5 YouTubes per year (the December one doesn't count as he is just selling Amazon clicks).
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Is Australia Post not opening all their post offices on Saturday this December like they have been doing in past years?
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Just updated my running tally.
This bullshit has cost $23,293.68 so far. Of that, Bill has cost $11,806.45:  9 installments of $1300.00, plus $106.45 for one time when he actually bought some paint during the week. Food and drink is probably another $500.
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This article is misleading 
> ‘Boycott’: Online fury at Froth Brewery Perth’s no-cash rule
>  >The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission states “businesses do not have to accept cash” and can choose which payment method they prefer. 
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/boycott-online-fury-at-froth-brewery-perths-nocash-rule/news-story/737131d896554b3f889f47c7dd6b7235

I can imagine this happens:

> Card surcharges
>  >In general, businesses can charge a surcharge for paying with a credit, debit or prepaid card, but there are rules around what businesses can include in calculating these costs.
>  >If there is no way for a consumer to pay without paying a surcharge, the business must include the minimum surcharge payable in the displayed price for its products.
https://www.accc.gov.au/business/selling-products-and-services/payment-methods
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I'd have thought cash would be better when it came to their obligations around responsible service of alcohol. You can only carry so much cash after all.
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They cant seize cash if its in your pocket. Digital currency can be simply switched off and converted into UNbux without your consent or under coercion. 

Back on the conspiracy podcasts.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6qfF9Xi6HNCn/ [Embed]
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12868355/Terrifying-moment-Ukrainian-politician-lets-three-GRENADES-council-meeting-seriously-wounding-26-people.html
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This says more about the grenades (probably homemade firecrackers) than warriors.
You're right though, they're onto women and thirteen year old boys now, as every man of fighting age has been obliterated. Zalenski still wont pick up a gun though.
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> In 1989, in the small village of Miyakoji, Japan, primary school teacher Yumi Tanaka made a peculiar discovery as she looked into the toilet bowl – a floating black shoe. Investigating further, she found a man's body in the sewer tank outside.
> The body was removed and found to be in an unusual position, somehow the man managed to squeeze through the 14" diameter septic opening. It was later determined that he had entered the waste tank, likely attempting to peer up the toilet when women were using it.
> After meticulous cleaning, the body was identified as 26-year-old Naoyuki Kanno. He likely passed away from hypothermia.
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I’m now loitering outside a Kmart while Bill tries to return or exchange a doll or a toy or something that wasn’t even purchased at that particular store and that he has no paperwork for.
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> Southwest encourages passengers to purchase extra seats in advance to help the airline plan for the number of occupied seats and to "ensure we can accommodate all Customers on the flight for which they purchased a ticket and avoid asking Customers to relinquish their seats for an unplanned accommodation," the policy says.
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Bill stormed out of KMart after 20 minutes of not being served. We then went to Red Rooster and they didn't put lettuce on his chicken and mayo roll. A girl came in with knitted gloves and wearing ear muffs. I think she was an autism.
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The mower sounded like it went through gravel and then cut out. I don't have any gravel. He is now hitting it.
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> Bill stormed out of KMart after 20 minutes of not being served.
Christmas time is the worst time to be there. I would do it after Christmas if he can and say it was a Christmas present.
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Had the AI created coke. 
There's a very recognisable flavour that I can't pinpoint. It's sort of fruity, reminds me of one of the mongster etc flavours. 
Not getting it again.
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Bill has given himself an early hour.
He also pointed out a hole in the ground with European wasps nesting, so that's one more thing to worry about this week.
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Two of /ausneets/ most prominent posters, IGA and nuro, are now in mortal danger from a massive cyclone that is currently destroying queensland. Who wants to start a betting pool on which, if any of them, will survive?
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/pornhub-pushes-gay-transgender-videos-convert-straight-men

It's all so tiresome
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> TMDNWU

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/155vsra/what_does_tmdwu_stand_for/

Still don't know what it means. 
Something about trans walnuts.
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Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile broke a wheel
The Joker took ballet
Can't remember what I did yesterday let alone when I was in single digits
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I hate termite inspection cunts. What a rort. $250 twice a year for them to look at, and occasionally replace, a stick in a hole. 
It doesn't even stop them, just gives an indication that there's 'activity', which just means give the faggots more money.
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Its a well known grift, nobody respects them. Bore drillers, termite guys, solar installation,2 stroke mechanics, none of them actually do any work they just exploit legal bullshit
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You have a modern house. Mine has holes cut in the floor boards in each room so they could spray the joists and footings.
That was done when they were expecting me and the hose blew off and sprayed the room that was to be my nursery/childhood bedroom.
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Wasp nest is hilbilly work, there's no sure fire way of doing it and it's risky. So you really just need a dab hand. 

I wiped out two and a mudwasp nest this season but they were still small. Used a can of mortien duct taped to a painters pole. Wore a hooded hat and thick clothing, stupid but it worked. 

You can't usually burn them out in Australia because total fire ban coincides with wasp season, but you can still gas them with the petrol fumes, use a solvent, or an insecticide.
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Ah. I've seen that a few times, I thought it was an opening to crawl space or something. I think the old house had them.. Which sucks, I paid for them to make holes around the outside. 
The new house hasn't got them, there's supposed to be some warranty on the treated wood.
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This is almost certainly a European wasp nest, so there is a big risk trying to do anything to it. They usually have a second exit, but I haven't spotted that yet.
Would be fun to put some acetylene down there and ignite it and pretend they are vietcong.
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I tried that and it didn't work, gas burning creates a vacuum and puts itself out. Vacuum doesn't help the wasps but it doesn't seem to reliably kill them. 
Petrol works because it actually absorbs into the soil so the fumes spread through the dirt. 

If the nest is underground the sensible option is reducing their numbers with bait.
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When I was a kid we put 2l coke bottles full of sugar and chicken liver and the wasps just lobster potted inside it. Then just throw the wasps in the rubbish bin. Or we would get the electric fly swat and play cricket. 
The trick is that the wasps are usually docile, it's only when you disturb the guard wasps on the nest or crush a wasp that they get agro.i never actually got stung, motherbot used to pay me a cent for every one I killed
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I wiped out the neighbourhood wasps by finding their nests and dusting them. It comes in this handy squeezy bottle that allows you to blast it from a distance. Two squirts and the nest is destroyed.
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didn't cleopatra or some other historical tart have a glass dildo filled with angry wasps or something
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I stuck my cock in a bee hive and started punching the tree and screaming to make them angry.
Then after I was finished fucking the bees and went and buried my cock in an ants nest and they went crazy for the honey.
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you really should come and live here
you can still have a few drinks each night, but you'll be off the couchbed at 5am come hell or high water 7 days a week
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Monk has all this time to be a mentally ill alcoholic but not to enforce a ban on certain nordy neets.
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Bill ought to outrank Monk. Bill should get the couchbed, monk can go under the floorboards. Any Queensland refugee neets can go live with the wasps.
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> Imagining a movie about max employment sending the neets into the wasp nest after losing contact with the colony at webber's house. Some dick head lieutenant would insist that couldn't use guns for safety reasons, and it would instead be 'flame units only'. Only once we descended to the deepest level of the nest would we find bill's cocooned body, impregnated with scores of wasp eggs, that begin chewing their way out of his living flesh.
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Ah. I've seen that a few times, I thought it was an opening to crawl space or something. I think the old house had them.. Which sucks, I paid for them to make holes around the outside. 
The new house hasn't got them, there's supposed to be some warranty on the treated wood.  >>/788068/
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> .ad 
Huh. 
They're sweet thang burger may be worth trying.
They do it all, breakfast, grill, schnitzels, burgers. I think all the slow cooked stuff must be frozen portions.
Does not look promising.
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It just occurred to me that nuro and iga both living in Coolum beach is extraordinarily unlikely. I initially thought the idea of them being the same person was ridiculous but I am increasingly convinced it is the case.
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Your NEETlore is poor. IGA is meant to live about a 30 minute drive inland from the coast in a very very low socioeconomic zone: like no local shops and only a servo for miles. Well thats if you believe his latest hunches. But given the cost of living near the beach it seems more than plausible.
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The evidence for that seems to be limited to one of nuro's unhinged rants. IGA may well be living in some holiday home or investment property that he squats in.
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I said that he squats in.
But it may well be the case that milkcrate-man is the dunny-dweller in which case we all know where it lives...
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Remember that time his Investment Property got flooded in the beginning of 2022 and he had to live in his car in the shopping centre carpark for a few days ?
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Evidently he doesn't live in a caravan park then. Meanwhile you're "domicile" floods every time a truck driver drops a mean ol' clogger.
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> uses windows 10 with google chrome
> has youtube premium
Hahaha, holy shit. Why am I not surprised...
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I only ever knew two neets who did, the first turned out to be a pedo and the second (who said "sup niggerfaggot" at every opportunity) was a beacon of virtue and morality. It can go either way.
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Monk can you please cite the original post number you are banning this NEET for evading  and what rules were broken to warrant a 12 month ban ? 

If you cannot supply this in short order  am going to be reporting this to endchan staff on IRC.
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What lifts were you doing? I've been neglecting it pretty hard. Had my IT band flare up pretty hard so I've stopped running and I've cut down on the squatting. I've mostly been doing the bench and deadlift but very haphazardly and without the discipline. I need to get back onto it and do it properly. Fucking neet life.
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Good job on you for going though. Just work up slowly. Doing half your workout is better than doing none of it.
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Arm day. Did shoulder presses and bicep curls. Cut it short after 2 sets of overhead tricep extensions. 
High intensity sets but could feel my mouth salivating as if I was gonna munt as I was walking to the car.
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Yeah, jumping right into high volume like that sounds difficult. It might be wise to do some lower rep compound lifts and ease back into it.
Slow and steady, you know.
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Alrighty neets, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
I'm going to be nordy and buy some Herbert Adam's pasties tomorrow as they are on special at Coles.
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Lots of coffee this morning neets. Need to turn my life around, and the first part of that is getting off the energy drinks, so lots of coffee.
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I had a nice comfortable sleep in a quality bed but I do feel sorry for those of us who cannot afford such luxuries.
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Can you get an AI personal trainer who will talk to you and yell at you to do stuff? Maybe a femdom one. I just need someone to remind me.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/17yearold-to-make-history-as-first-female-indigenous-qantas-pilot/news-story/f2ce867fdfc5ac28a702c7b04bd478d3
she'll probably make history as Qantas' first crash too
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If you read it, she's just enrolled in pilot's school, and has a long way to go before graduating. I suspect she's gonna drop out and that's the last we'll hear of it.
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I have a shitton of work to do this week. I will be on Woolies doorstep at 9am to get some exelpet and some stinky cat food to kill the wasps. Then I am going to pick a room and clean it.
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> They need to be prodded and condescended to be better people.
Some might react well to this, but others would do better if guided, inspired by example.
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You can set it in about:config (at least on firefox/palemoon) you can set it to not play , play only once or normal, if you set it to play once and you want to watch it again you need to open it in another tab.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/real-life/article-12862223/Jana-Hocking-reveals-incels-slimy-tactics-against-vulnerable-women.html
BANG has upset Jana lol
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12871017/murrarie-man-electrocuted-powerlines-brisbane-storm.html
poo is not a good electrical insulator apparently
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need to force myself to do something. Either watch some cringe anime that will shame me into doing some work or just do the work
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 >>/788294/
When I was at Dan's last night a tradie covered in plaster walked in and declared "aww this is fucked!" before angrily grabbing some whiskey.

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