/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Evening boongs

Gave in and ate half a Christmas pudding with custard and tea. Can't sleep now, poor decision.

Been watching 'the message' and feeling guilty about wanking

On the negative xp

Didn't reply to several people's texts. I rang my aunty twice but she was on another call,  so I text her Merry Christmas and hope you have a nice day or something and she replies 'thank you I'm pretty depressed to be alone', then called three times. I didn't answer.

Got a rock hard erection. Going to brush my teeth and go to bed.

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I didn't text my Mum today. Didn't see anyone except the guy at maccas and the guy at the bottleo
Oh shit I'm feelin it

Nuro must be getting ready to go to sleep on the cold, hard bathroom tiles right about now.

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Disgraceful lack of crownies.

Two more choofs. 
Need to have a couple dry days next year 

morning bros

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Dry July will be a few. No need to worry.

 >>/792395/
Good morning NEET.

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Hope everyone enjoyed christmas

 >>/792395/
mording

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Morning NEETs. Up early. Might go to the goldy today weather pending.

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wtfiwwyn? (what the fuck is wrong with you neets?)

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Why must you lie all the time ? I stayed at one of my parents many spare rooms. Comfy as fuck. Popped a Valium. Ham croissants for breaky

The fact I unfucked myself and patched things up while you are barely existing at the dregs of society is taking a heavy toll on your brain, you are acting delirious and should do the right thing and KYS

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forgot the other image

 >>/792406/
Trust the plan.

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If trump drops out of the race, who becomes the republican nominee for president?

 >>/792409/
Vivek

 >>/792409/
That based pajeet
Both would run with that stupid woman as VP

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> stupid woman as VP

It's falling out of me.

It's raping day today.
The one day of the year where the police can't stop you

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I thought that was Australia day?

 >>/792414/
Who are you going to rape first?

need to turn my life around today

 >>/792415/
I would like to point out that boongs do other things than just steal, murder and rape. For instance, they used to set entire forests on fire.

 >>/792417/
efil ym

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OK NEETS, TIME TO GET TO THE BOXING DAY SALES, RUN!

I farted in the choppah

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Tendies on your mind?

Tuesday I got tendies on my mind

gotta eat some fruit and vegies today neets, before it's too late

I didn't open my Christmas bottle yesterday.
I think I've only drunk 2 (two) bottles this year.

SEVEN
SEVEN
SEVEN

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I want to believe.

 >>/792422/
You're walking next time.

 >>/792432/
We have gas mask protocols for a reason.

THE RASH IS ON THE BUM
I REPEAT BUM RASH IS A GO

BIG JIGGLY POSSUM TIDDIES

BIG STINKY NEET CHOPPAH

OLIVE'S PUSSY SWIPING MY NOSE LIKE A CREDIT CARD

BUM RASH

YELLOW HIGH HEELS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

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