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 >>/806494/
This whole "other home" thing is obviously a lie. The man boasts about being able to afford plonk that is $7 for 7 standards. Obviously he is going to boast and post pictures of his house. He is still sleeping in the public dunny lol. No wonder he envies IGA so much who at least gets a proper three bedroom house made of brick.















 >>/806515/
I know. It's hilarious. He even posted a photo of the empty toilet and a story about how he 'sometimes' stays back drinking and can't drive the van home. 
His whole identity is some warped online persona, and I'm not sure he even knows whats real anymore. Just wrapped up in so many lies that he's started to believe them. 
It's like his whole 4chan Trump thing. Actually posting his Alex Jones pills as if they make him seem cool or something, or wearing the pepe button on his laptop bag. He must have no sense of embarrassment. Total pillbrain.























Schizo power hour on here tonight. Smells like warm flat beer. The stench of cum sweat and farts after a long weeeknd bender on the dunny airbed wanking to discord e-girls and watching Alex Jones 'little dark age' mixes











 >>/806558/
I don't think he has been here since he was banned. The only one that brings him up anymore is nuro. around 2:35pm every day there is another post talking about him for no reason.




















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Rene Lacoste was a famous French tennis player who was nicknamed 'the crocodile', apparently for the tenacity he showed on the court. In 1933, he formed a partnership to distribute polo shirts embroidered with a crocodile design.

Crocodile International has been using an identical trademark since 1947.




















 >>/806584/
Pat Rafter or some other Aussie tennis doer was too pov to have real Lacoste shirts as a teenager, so his mummybot would sew little crocodile badges onto his Big W or Target polos.













Cut my big toe nail too short a few days ago. Been an annoying dull pain since when I wear my shoes, when I walk on a strange angle. 
Just clipped it with the fridge door and let out a vile shriek.



 >>/806598/
Because the good advice tends to be boring advice that is harder to stick to. Why avoid getting blitzed out of your mind each night when you can just pop a few Alex Jones pills to counter the effects?











 >>/806627/
I can't post that I like Bonbi's boobies because some other twat here spammed them with boong porn. The range in question is 2001.44, so I think they've basically globbed a shitton of IPv6 space.


 >>/806628/
It's worse than that. 3 or 4 major ISPs all consumed each other with successive take-overs and some of the range bans take out huge chunks of their customer base across several states.
Mobile phones are even worse because Telstra and Optus are using /8's for address space nationally.














"I love dropping a room clearer when I'm at work, I'll do it ahead of a customer then move on to the next aisle. I take enjoyment in those fuckers walking through my WWI-tier fart cloud. I hate customers so much it's unreal." - Anonymous Colesworth employee








 >>/806650/
lol yeah there used to be a joke when I was a younger boy about 3 women of questionable virtue sitting in a bar talking about how horny they all are
the first says she was so horny she could take a 600ml coke bottle in her vagene
the second says that's nothing, I could take a 2 litre coke bottle
the third doesn't say anything, she just slides down her stool
not particularly hilarious now that I think about it, but the sort of thing that would amuse 14 year old boys in the 90s


















 >>/806528/
Is this trolling? You're mistaking the bare cinder blocks from Keegan's infamous shit-in-a-pan pic/vid for Stanley's residence. Those pics were taken in a sharehouse not long after the pillbrained idiot was evicted for being a literal piece of shit harrassing a roomie.












4chan captcha broke about a fortnight ago. It just does a spinny thing and says cloudfare. I still look at the catalogue but now this is the only site I visit other than YouTube.





 >>/806565/
John was literally Rambo compared to the dunny dweller, or his Discord pedo butt-buddy.

Tiffin goes innawoods for dead timber. John went there hunting deer with a chainsaw and nothing on but a pair of pink silk panties.


































































I still want to get a dog or a cat and call it beans. Also I want to own a small farm and have chickens that give me unlimited eggs. Also I want to grow my own tobacco and weed and magic mushrooms and trade them for other shit.






















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https://www.youtube.com/@Angelikatosh
https://www.instagram.com/angellika00/
Can someone who isn't a faceblind autist tell me if the girls from these two profiles are the same? Attached are two photos from the instagram account in case it doesn't let you see it.














What did you do to Trey in that pool? Why did you have multiple intervention orders against you and all those court visits? Why does your family not have any contact with you? Why are you so interested in Tor?



> 806791
> did you even pass year 10 ?
Did nuro drop out in year 10? And without having a trade or something to go into? Haha, pretty decent by the standards of learning difficulties.











 >>/806804/
That's alright. As I said the other morning, don't fall for the small channel about that book/videogame series. Her main social media channels have like half a million followers.








Almost every night I see high altitude flying objects going north. 
Perth to/from Sydney would be east to west. 
They leave their lights on too, it's like they want to be seen.











I really need two different youtube accounts, one subscribed to tech stuff for daytime study, and one with subs to history and paranormal crap to help me fall asleep during the evening.



 >>/806827/
I recently had that exact same though. The recommendations work too well on me. I'll spend weeks stuck in a recommendation rabbit hole until I move onto a new topic and that becomes the main subject of my feed. I should do a webber and just use an incognito window for it.





















Sulk
verb [sʌlk]

1. be silent, morose, and bad-tempered out of annoyance or disappointment.

After repeated brown snake bites, Weber sulked for a period less than 24 hours.

































50 in, 100 out
As I was going for the door, old biddie said she was leaving and I could have her machine.
Put 50 in, went down to 20, then up to 60, then took the 50 out


























https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/andrew-okeefe-found-guilty-of-degrading-attack-on-woman/news-story/597cbea3d4b97b875070892bb943985e
Off scot-free again.
























Cruisedog:
Where's a good place to get a Vili's style breakfast in the CBD at 7am on a weekday?
Don't say Vili's in Mile End.
I want snosages and bacoon and fried eggs and toast and stuff no vegetables or girl stuff.






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 >>/806909/
"Vandalism" was adding today's court finding and pointing out that jail time didn't eventuate because the O'Keefes are part of a protected ruling class -- his father being a former NSW Supreme Court Judge and ICAC Commissioner.





https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/cant-even-make-a-full-meal-womans-fury-at-37-coles-bill-backfires/news-story/ddd225d43df2811b6ff508324d42a3f6
lol wat a dum bich










Do you ever clean the flyscreens in the windows neets? I haven't done it in the 6 years I've been living here, did it today, they're black with dust and it takes 20+ sheets of paper towel to get them clean. Must have been filling my place with dust whenever I had the windows open.


















Got a small pixxa, was discounted down to $5 because it was after 4pm. Had some doubts, but ate it anyway. Only time will tell if the pizza of discount will give rise to the poo of regret.














I can't believe there are some neets on here who actually wash their trackies. They're really letting the side down. Not mentioning any names.




















Triple Bondi Burger with 'extremo' chili, chips, 2 chiggen strip things, 5 churros with caramel dipping sauce, box of leftover doughnut sugar, bottle of shiraz. Starting to feel human again.










































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Friday night on womboflix will be a double feature of Australian movies: 
Malcolm (1986) - the story of an autistic tram loving mechanical genius who joins forces with a bank robber. I haven't really seen it myself, but it won some award back in the 80s.

There's Something In The Pilliga (2013) - a horror found footage about a proper aussie truckie called Jay, his doggo, and his mate Dylan. They pick up a couple of proper aussie pub slags, drive out into the bush and get eaten by a yowie.

On the weekend will be the crime epic Blood In Blood Out (1993) and the racing film Race For Glory - Audi vs Lancia (2024)


















What's appropriate Australia Day food? I wanted to do the schnitzels + chips + gravy things webby had, but I don't think schnitzels originate from here.


 >>/807063/
The sideboard (Grandmotherbat's) they're sitting on is full already with glassware and Royal Doulton and the like.

When I get time to furnish it, I'll get one of those spirit cabinet world globe and trolley things and put some in decanters and put the rest away somewhere.



 >>/807067/
The brick work was mostly fine and no crack was through both rows of bricks (it is a double-brick house). Most of the problem is just shit internal render. The cracks in the brick work follow the brick mortar rather than the actual bricks being cracked.









Every NEET needs some cauliflower bake with nutmeg and spices with minimal cheese and a zucchini and eggplant parmigiana. 
Served with meat on different days. 
You all eat too much cheese.





 >>/807082/
Yeah, Bill did a good job fixing the internal render there. You'd never know it existed. I did have to buy a massive concrete screed. You'll also recall the mess the meth addict Air Tasker brickie did actually bricking the hole.




 >>/807088/
What? Two rows of bricks were laid in line with the existing bricks, and then plaster applied on the internal brickwork over successive days until it was level with the existing render.













 >>/807100/
It's better, but it's a bit messy and the oil spits.
I've also done them in a trail with some oil in the middle of the weber, but you have to keep an eye on them otherwise they end up looking like nigger toes pretty quickly.
If you're going to that trouble, slice up some baby taters into thin discs and shallow fry them, rather than using commercial frozen chips.















 >>/807072/
 >>/807073/
Underclass scum sour grapes. No job, no money, doesn't know how to get in, hangs shit on workers. 
They think they're tough but a lifetime of vapes, xannies and getting fingered in the bum by their stepdad doesn't set them up very well.










 >>/807123/
What the fuck are you talking about? The internal wall looks like one smooth wall. You'd never know there had ever been anything there. There was no framing to remove. Just raw brick. The fucking ill-informed experts that crawl out of the woodwork here are fucking astounding sometimes.











Some of these NEETs do not understand the art of light hearted banter.
They are aggressively dumb and opinionated instead.
Online social skills as bad as irl.
Low quality NEETs.









 >>/807142/
The silver fox has to wire up his speakers to the house's defense mechanism, so if anyone breaks into his house and tries to play a poor choice in vinyl records the entire place will self destruct. Haven't you ever watched The Mechanic?



















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 >>/807163/
You know i have nothing to hide i am running a very [public facing business, its been that way for two years. Your idol threats mean nothing. You are flat broke got no friends no family no references and no one is going to believe a word you say or a finger you will ever point. 

Die. Die a little bit.














 >>/807125/
I wasn't calling you a savage or anything, just reflecting on the European buildings that have been standing for hundreds of years vs the shite here that is falling down after a few decades











 >>/807181/
Good haul. I'm thinking of buying some fancy cheese tomorrow. Do you think it is worth buying nicer cheese if you are just going to have it in a sandwich with nice bread or does that defeat the point of buying nice cheese?
































































Feeling sad looking at photos of my suburb back in the 1940s-1980s
They have taken so much from us with their degenerate Bauhaus modernism. There must be vengeance.








The highest civilization and culture are found exclusively among the white races; and even with many dark peoples, the ruling caste or race is fairer in colour than the rest and has, therefore, evidently immigrated, for example, the Brahmans, the Incas, and the rulers of the South Sea Islands. All this is due to the fact that necessity is the mother of invention because those tribes that emigrated early to the north, and there gradually became white, had to develop all their intellectual powers and invent and perfect all the arts in their struggle with need, want and misery, which in their many forms were brought about by the climate.

Good morning neets. We got to get out of this heat.


























What is the appropriate number of meat pies for a meal? Back when I used to have friends, they'd get two meat pies each from the bakery, plus something sweet for lunchtime dessert. They were also all fat just like me






Neibourhood snitch is on some truly putrid shit today. 
Sold drugs to a child who he's grooming, then grassed up the child, then comes to me for protection.
Also brings heat into my house and tries to grass me up

 >>/807294/
Smart play would be to apply as a regular candidate, not to declare disability, approach dsp agent and get a kickback. 

From dsps point of view someone actually getting a job is a miracle, they can sign you up before you officially get the job offer to claim a free tard bounty, and they'll make sure you get the adjustment in order to claim the bounty.

I would argue your more likely to get a job as a John doe applicant then as a dsp snowflake candidate

> but I'm not employable
Tards underestimate how unemployable most other applicants are. You're more employable than a junkie












 >>/807302/
All job providers do that.
What more can anyone do than line you up an interview.
I dont reply to agencies because if an applicant cant even organise that for themselves, how are they going to do anything?








Might set up an NDIS Drive-Through Mong Washing Business, where I cover them in snow foam and then blast them clean with a pressure washer.
















































Is there any truth to the rumour that nuro started having coffee enemas after getting anal probed by the greys? Or did I just imagine that?





















> Aussie cricketer tests positive for covid
> Still allowed to play
> Can't make physical contact with teammates
> Can touch ball which is often hit into and handled by the crowd



Neets, nuro and iga are about to be drowned by a massive hurricane. If you have any last words you want to say to them, do it this thread.



 >>/807389/
Nogga today is sunny so is tomorrow. Weekend Mong be a little wet here after it breaks. Even my 95 year old grandmommy in Mackay swho still lives at her house with big mango tree ain’t sweating.





























































What are some bargains on AliExpress I should buy?
I just ordered some earphones. I won't say which ones I don't want to be pecked to death by negativity.






















https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/anonymous-message-reveals-thing-men-get-wrong-in-sex/news-story/9fc13963c83281336cc1d6afa38266e3













https://www.news.com.au/national/reema-sondi-first-victim-of-phillip-island-drowning-tragedy-identified/news-story/d706d8eefb17766815cbd3b5eefb5818
lmao


























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