/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/821514/
I had some mong in a camry up my arse. Kept thinking about slamming on the brakes.

 >>/821514/
That kind of behaviour really makes you wonder about his home life growing up.

I just sneezed. One foot in the grave.

 >>/821516/
At 8am, he's probably going to work.

 >>/821517/
Bless you.

 >>/821517/
Sleep tight.

 >>/821518/
Ah, that explains why he drives like a nigger and throws rubbish out like one as well.

You can be a meth head bad home piece of filth and still have a job.
A lot of these tradies are absolutely fucked.

 >>/821475/
You just want to run the board yourself. Fuck off you homeless nigger.

I need to do the dishes and then go out to wash the windows.
Trying to get some energy with a black instant.

That interdimensional pussy has me acting up.

 >>/821524/
Sending some of my energy your way.

 >>/821526/
That's like putting diesel in an unleaded engine.

Pippa is such a dumb bitch. Real little sister vibes, probably why I want to strangle her.

fug, neighbouring flat is getting an aircon installed, whole building is shaking from the cutting and drilling that's going on, I'm sure the air is full of asbestos dust. Fug.

Might do some more java programming this morning neets. Seems like a good way to start the day, focus the mind.

If I just do like 100 sit ups every day and gradually increase them will I get rid of my belly and get abs?

She did! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

 >>/821532/
Can you actually do 100 sit ups neet?

 >>/821536/
I can maybe do 15

Cpu is coming today. Then gotta buy motherboard, ram and cooler and wait for those. I don’t know if it comes with thermal paste so I might buy some of that too.

 >>/821538/
I'll give you some thermal paste ;)

 >>/821539/
your paste isn't thick enough

 >>/821539/
Your arse needs thermal paste.

 >>/821541/
 >>/821540/

Poisoned some grass, been to the chemist and Craigs and a small load of washing is on, now thinking about feed.

 >>/821529/
While they aren't looking attach a bit of pipe from the ac to your place.

Neets can't handle my pipe

Is this guy satire ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kj0xVuP5x70

 >>/821532/
You will get abs but unless you go on a calorie deficit diet to reduce bodyfat you will not be able to see your abs.

 >>/821545/
Hot!

 >>/821538/
Very exciting. Keep us posted please.

 >>/821546/
I don't know. I closed the tab quite early.

I did the dishes and washed the windows. The windows aren't perfect - I could see some smears and spots and streaks. But they are good enough. No-one is doing a white glove inspection here.

Van: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lc9J96f4cDk

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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! RUN FOR IT!

 >>/821551/
I think trying to get windows perfect is simply not worth the effort especially they will have dirt on them again within the week

 >>/821553/
My thoughts exactly. It is still worth doing though. Years worth of dirt cleaned off. Very nasty-looking cobwebs removed.

Want Cruisey to take me out for Paris buns.

 >>/821131/
That shit isnt fit to eat. But fine for the likes of (You)

 >>/821557/
Those beans are going to kill you.

The anti-nutrients.

DILUTED ANUS METH

YELLOW HIGH HEELS

FREE THERMAL PASTE

THICC NEET CLAPPERS

GOYSLOP 4 LUNCH

BUM RASH

NEW:
 >>/821501/
 >>/821501/
 >>/821501/
 >>/821501/

CUM SPLASH

FIN.