/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/823523/
What is it made of?

 >>/823519/
If not for being so introverted and alcoholic I'd live out of my car. Just imagine all the good scotch stuff you could buy with that extra ~$600 per month..

> ~$600 per month

I meant $1200. What a staggering amount. This is also taking into account electricity bills.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

 >>/823527/
G'night Maggie

Good morning NEETs.
I am up very early but when I got up to micturate I had the feeling that if I went back to bed I would not get back to sleep.

Yes I'm big. Yes I'm a fella.
No, you do not have the right to call me Big Fella.
Get 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 straight 👏🏻.

We need to add Freddy Got Fingered (2001) to the Womboflix playlist.

On Black Instant number two. Didn't have to boil the kettle again.

I will need to boil the kettle again for black instant number 3.
Yes I will do a little dance in the kitchen while I wait. What of it?

woe

 >>/823536/
Woe woe woe to you too boo boo.

This NEET just drive-by woe'd my fat arse.

Yeah, the NEET arse is FAT, but that doesn't mean you can touch it.
Hands off the merchandise.

Thinking with regret about all the women therapists I spilled all my emo bullshit to.
Vampire cunts.

Thinking about going to the cinema to see Dune today.
They will be mostly empty during the day won't they?

More turkey, Mr. Chandler?

 >>/823542/
People still go the the cinema?

 >>/823544/
The normies do. They still watch TV as well.
My neighbour even gets a newspaper delivered each morning.

Horny.

 >>/823546/
Good morning to you too.

"Therapy without philosophy just turns people into liberals."

https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/millions-of-aussies-to-set-see-welfare-payment-bump/news-story/af87b313679d26c3fcad3d6afdf13cdb

> About five million Australians on social security payments will receive a cash boost when indexation kicks in later this month.
> People on the age pension, disability support pension and carer payment will receive an extra $19.60 a fortnight for singles starting March 20.
> single JobSeeker recipients with no kids will pocket an extra $13.50 per fortnight.

 >>/823549/
What are they gonna do with all that dough?

 >>/823550/
Is the word "fortnight" well known and understood by Hungarians?

 >>/823551/
Sure. Why?

 >>/823552/
Americans do not understand it. They say "bi-weekly".

Back from first wage. Client had a bag of potatoes on the ground that must've been there for months. I went to move it and the liquid poured out. Smelled like that chemically smelling diarrhea. Stomach acid reflux scent and starchy fumes. Absolutely vile, then had to clean the carpet.

 >>/823553/
I don't think they don't. I bet I read it in some book written by an American.

Was going to get a mcchiggin mcmuvvin but was too lazy and everything from maccas is bad. Drove past a tugger but lights weren't on.

I do think they do like they do, but I do.

 >>/823554/
Rotten potato is one of the worst smells. I'm sorry you had a difficult start to your day.

 >>/823556/
> everything from maccas is bad
Truth. I don't understand its popularity.

2 hours and 45 minutes to get home.

 >>/823560/
Accident on the expressway?

 >>/823561/
Diversion to Sisterbot's to drop off bullshit.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/spanish-motorcycle-travel-blogger-allegedly-gang-raped-by-seven-men-in-india-as-husband-bashed/news-story/5f3b3ec279efbc12b5b2fc421f41e312
I bet she couldn't stop saying "ay papi1" and squirting.

slept poorly, fucking woe'd, gonna go get a white mondster even though I know it won't help

 >>/823554/
this is why I refuse to get a job

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CHOPPAH. FUCK IT.

 >>/823554/
It's called vodka.

 >>/823567/
Lol

 >>/823565/
I send another worker there every morning, not sure why they just left it. 
You can't find good help these days.

werebear

 >>/823570/
Some of them might have this sort of attitude:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-fnEge5lBtc

BUM RASH

DECOMPOSING SPUDS

WICKED WINGS

NOT YOUR BIG FELLA

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