/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I managed to find a few extra coins. Put it in the smart ATM. Came out to $11. 
Became a Dans member and managed to get a 2L cask. 
I'll start my real life on Monday, and get a job like that other NEET. 
The great dole bludger holocaust of 2024.

 >>/824540/
You're all a bad influence on me. Garn!

 >>/824540/
> I'll start my real life on Monday
Sounds do-able.

Seven big glasses of cordial. Typing up a cover letter.

 >>/824543/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/824540/
> I'll start my real life on Monday, and get a job like that other NEET.
You sure will.

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Night.

Hungry Jacks wants to know how many hours I want per week. Should I go for a low or a high number?

 >>/824547/
Best to always be truthful. Tell them zero.

 >>/824547/
one

 >>/824540/
> I'll start my real life on Monday
Sounds doable.

 >>/824546/
Good night Pidge. xx

*  Please tell us what makes you a great candidate to join the Hungry Jack's Team?
Neets, HELP.

 >>/824406/
Another trick if you have oil and spices is to cut bread into cubes and fry it up with spices. Tastes ok and is very cheap.

 >>/824552/
Tell them you like their burgers.

 >>/824552/
You are a robust, independent worker with superior time management, a thirst for knowledge, a passion for HJs product offerings, a practical, growth mindset and a bubbly personality. 
You do not intend to hit on any teenage girls. 

When I applied to woolies they asked me to do a video recording of myself btw. Didn't do it

 >>/824554/
Basically a toast sandwich. They are surprisingly good.

 >>/824556/
> Didn't do it
Didn't get it either?

 >>/824558/
You'd have dozens of posts about my wage woes, wage poos, and wage rage if I had

might buy a packet of freddo frogs tomorrow

 >>/824553/
Weber as a territorian

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I was searching Hungry Jacks on reddit to find some help for that NEET with his job application, and I found this video I hadn't seen before.

 >>/824560/
Fredo frogs are a gateway chocolate neet.

 >>/824553/
That guy is pretty dumb. Those kids are tiny there is no way it could have ended well for him.

Jesus, they expect me to fill out a roster already. Christ.

 >>/824562/
I am on the woman's side, I did not like the smug cunt filming. Stank of reddit.

 >>/824566/
The gross woman should be shot for coon booting it at a hungry jacks.

That reddit smell. It would cling to you like the smell of Pajeet from Monk's ubers.

 >>/824567/
> gross woman
That is a 10/10 in Queensland.

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 >>/824562/

How do girls in Adelaide look compared to Sydney and Melbourne? I've heard they're uglier.

 >>/824571/
Racist.

Thank you for applying for a position at Hungry Jack's® .

Your application is currently being processed.

You will receive a response within the next 14 days.

Regards,

Hungry Jack's Recruitment Team.

 >>/824571/
Whiter

 >>/824573/
You'll be flipping burgers in no time.

> Your application will be reviewed and if successful a manager will make contact with you to attend an interview.
In my granddad's day you'd put an ad in the paper and the jobs would chase you. These days they don't even tell you if they rejected you or not.
 >>/824575/
Living the dream. Maybe I can embezzle enough food to run the commune?

 >>/824575/
The first step on the long climb towards the exalted position of KFC drive through qt.

 >>/824573/
Good luck NEET.

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 >>/824577/
So NEET will have to transition.

 >>/824577/
He'll need bear spray to use on rambunctious NEETs asking him out.

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RUN NEETS GET TO DA CHOPPAH

 >>/824581/
Or just throw his dried up smegma at them.

HJ NEET will get a job before me

pork belly rash

BUM RASH

 >>/824586/
*rashers

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