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Yep the niggerification of the suburbs is extremely embarrassing. Outer burbs used to just be decent wogs and greeks but now some wierd American influence has made them get neck tattoos and cause trouble with their hotted up utes. So cringe









































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@Weber

Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all through the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands





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Not only is the ABC writing a positive article about some disgusting bald tranny, it also includes this:
> the 36-year-old from lutruwita/Tasmania laughs.
Are they putting abo place names in everything now? And putting them before the real name?

https://www.abc.net.au/everyday/how-avery-coped-with-hair-loss-after-transitioning/103492428







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That accent is surely horrible.
My favourite is the US southern accents but her type, that nasal meowing, I can barely bear. I heard men talking similarly and it's shitawful the same, so it's not her specifically. If they'd dial it down a notch, it would be okay.

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This fokin choiknees is also horrible. Generally most accents on the small island are bad. But this one I can see the funny side and laff at them. The other one above, no.

















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> The Finalist Event consists of two hundred (200) envelopes set out at the Major Prize Event. One (1) envelope will contain a promotional message to represent the AU$1,000,000 prize. The other one hundred and ninety nine (199)
envelopes will show a promotional message representing a consolation prize of AU$10,000 cash.




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Ultimately we are all just dust when faced before God. Did I speak and act truthfully? Was I morally coherent throughout my life? No! I was a sinner and a scumbag! I will burn forever in hell for what I've done! 
Oh no, forgive me and my hedonism! Woe!




























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No record of the booking.
Claims their website doesn't allow booking a service (it does and I have screenshots).
They took it anyway, but no courtesy car as promised when I purchased the car.
Offered a wash and vacuum and I was like "you mean the shit I did this morning in preparation for the service?".
























































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Australia Post was able to get some M2 stainless nuts bolts and washers to my house in Adelaide from Queensland in less than 24 hours.
3 other interstate packages that have been sitting at Adelaide Airport since Friday afternoon are not being delivered until tomorrow.
There is no rhyme or reason to the way they do things.






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 >>/826821/
Even the more legit business awards are pay to play. You basically pay an organisation thousands of dollars to give your business an award.
You get an article and photo of the ceremony in the local paper and get to use the fake award to advertise your business.





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Not only did these dumb PR cunts photoshop together a fake photo of Princess Kate and the kids, they then sent a tweet pretending to be her saying she edits her photos herself.
I wonder what is really going on. I don't believe any of the more sensational /pol/ theories.






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I'd have thought any photo being released from a member of royalty would be literally studied by a team of people with a magnifying glass looking for even the slightest thing that isn't meant to be there. Apparently not.















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TwinkTok embracer
> Trump, in reversal, opposes TikTok ban, calls Facebook "enemy of the people"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-reversal-tiktok-ban-says-facebook-enemy-of-people/






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Really need to delete those GoySlop apps

Maccas small cheeseboig meal $5.50
HJ's small double-cheeseboig meal $5
KFC small chips and 6 wickid wings $5

Throw in a $5 cheap-Tuesday pixxa from Dominos and you won't be shitting until Sunday.

































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Not yet no. I just went to IGA for goon. Stressful drunk drive. Lots of characters about. 
Still have half a loaf of raisin toast. I haven't eaten anything in about 36 hours. 
Dinner at my Dads joint tomorrow, have to be straight for that so starting my real life then


























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Collected the car without issue. They detailed it for some reason. Took 10 minutes to put all my settings back. Drove to Jaycar and Munno Para Bunnings. Don’t know if I’m imagining it, but the car seems faster still. Maybe clearing the 3000km thing unlocks something in the ECM. Uber Pajeet tried to kill me on the way there throwing a U turn on Main North Rd because he couldn’t be told that was the wrong way to try and get there when I first got in. Also pronounced Salisbury like Sal-iz-breeee like a gay cunt who can’t speak English good


No. 826923 [Preview] [Reply]
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Last nights uber was also a maniac. Could barely understand him too, and thats not a racist exaggeration either 

> pronounced Salisbury like Sal-iz-breeee like a gay cunt
That's how I've been reading your posts about it for the past 7+ years 😓









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I have downloaded Shogun episode 4.
After watching episode 3 I think I have decided I don't really like it. I will keep watching for now though. Will reassess after this episode.
I should just read the book.



















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Their reviews are good
> Hello Kerryn,
> Firstly, we are very sorry to hear this, when you placed the order the day prior it was 10:25 Pm, we close at 9:00 Pm, we had already gotten home and was laying in bed when the phone rang from DoorDash so we couldn’t make the order because it was after hours, usually we CAN make orders after hours because we eat at the restaurant ourselves but it was TOO late, we have apologized over the phone and you had already gotten a refund, we have neither made or been paid for this order, which we made clear during the phone calls, again we are sorry for this bad experience and if you have not received a payment from DoorDash please contact them directly
> -GoodAsian Management






















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 >>/826800/
> Turkey, Ukraine
> Europe
Netherlands and France sounds aboot right
> Hungary that high
Europeans must suck in English then.
> Grease
> learning languages
Where is the UK? I mean they aren't European either but if the list features Turkey and Ukraine...
No Russia, Bosnia, Monkeydonia, Andorra, Monaco, San Marino, Lichtenstein, Georgia, Latvia, or even fugging Kazakhstan (if they managed to press Turkey into Europe).
















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Gassed everyone out of the house frying chilli, people were choking and they couldn't even stay in the same room as my dinner.
In unrelated events the migrants at work made fun of me for drinking three litres of milk in a sitting, they thought I would shit myself.




















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Kind of. What actually happened is they transplanted his brain into kate middleton, it worked out cheaper that way now they don't have to change all the references to the queen, which was turning out to be a huge expense.








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Turns out that Hitler had a funny accent because he was Austrian, and he's the only person native English speakers have ever heard speak German. 

So in a population level GOAD englishers unintentionally impersonate Hitler whenever they use German words. It's very noticeable to Germans and makes them very angry.











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King Charles Doggos have shit genetics to begin with and are usually retarded at the best of times. 

Some 70yo wine Aunt has obviously raised a second generation of inbred doggos and that one is the traumatized runt of the litter who knows nothing else but to bark for attention and shit on the floor. 

Calling it














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 >>/827019/
That's what the jeets call native English speakers, they always fuck up plurals.
Run, running, runners. Tour, touring, touristers. Often they give up entirely and use "ones" as a universal plural. Tourist ones. 
I wish they didn't visa redeem














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Simon Bryant's dukkah crusted roast pumpkin: ~tbsp each whole cumin and coriander seed, ~tsp black peppercorns (all turned to powder in coffee grinder), ~cup each almonds and hazlenuts (blended in food processor), at least a cup's worth of sesame seed added to the mix, along with some freshly ground nutmeg (think he said he only wanted the 'outside' or 'mace' of the nutmeg). Pumpkin wedges (skin on) roasted with olive oil for 20 minutes @180 before covering with dukkah and cooking a further 10 minutes. Topped with a cream that was reduced in saucepan with nutmeg, and whole sage leaves that were lightly fried with a splash of lemon juice after a bit to stop them getting burnt. Fresh rocket. Can't remember if he seasoned the pumpkin or dukkah mix with salt (or pepper on pumpkin).































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Weltanschauung
noun [VELT-ahn-show-ung ("ow" as in "cow")]

1. a worldview; a comprehensive conception or apprehension of the world especially from a specific standpoint

Monk's personal Weltanschauung is completely fucked up.












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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/entirely-new-form-of-life-possibly-found-off-new-zealand-coast/news-story/c991897ceb227eb3f8f5d960711d157e
how long before a chink tries eating it?







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I had to print a few letters out for something and this is an extract from a letter from my psychologist (dated 2018) I gave up long ago.

> And recently the treatment plan has been amended to utilize more of an acceptance and commitment therapy framework to assist NEET to reduce the effect of his heavily entrenched negative thinking patterns













































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Monk we need to create an app that interfaces with some hardware and analyses the ridges in a sheila's bagina. We can market it as another form multi-factor authentication.
Cruisey will bankroll us.



























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The Bomb” / Da’ Bomb is just an old street term leaning on the affirmative ie. “bad as hell” with BAD meaning Good. This term was always used to explain the quality of Herb. . “It’s the Bomb” is use to explain the headiness of the weed that was smoke.
“That Party / Concert was the Bomb” ie.GOOD TIME






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They sell hi-vis stuff and some normal people clothes too I guess, but it seems to be mostly gaudy stuff for fat munters like me who can't fit into anything else.
https://www.lowes.com.au/big-mens/big-mens/hawaiian-prints




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You probably also find that normal size people do not want to be seen wearing the same prints as a fat pig, so a shirt that spans the entire size range wont sell in the smaller sizes

































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Wings in chicken stock simmering away, celery, 2 onions, julienned carrot, 4 cloves garlic, chilli, 2 tablespoons dry seaweed, soy sauce, white pepper, seasame oil, bok choy, zucchini, fish sauce, splash mirin, should have put the thin/leafy stuff in last just before serving but I couldn't be bothered.
















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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/mine-collapse-near-samantha-murphy-search-site-in-mount-clear/news-story/45b8554db2f56fa39684ddb3edcf0b5e
> Two people have been trapped underground in a mine at Mount Clear, nearby where search crews have been looking for the body of missing mum Samantha Murphy.



















































































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I thought the business idea was vulgar. 
We need to create a laundry pickup/delivery service with a fancy app for rich housewives. Had a handsome guy in a polo pick up the hamper and return the clothes pressed and wrapped in plastic.









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Disappointed æ is not the right sound for the word Gaelic, nor is the diphthong even used in Gaelic.
The language is totally unintelligible because the galls ram their words together, creating a wall of broad consonant to keep the enga londers out of they business










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Last time I met a gall he said something that sounded like 10 words made up of only vowels jammed together. Aeuioieioaayyiouu. Replying confidently in the affirmative I was treated to a second barrage of meaningless vowels, trying to mentally process what could have been either a foreign language, the effects of inflight alcohol on a man from Suffolk, or profound mental retardation. I asked the man what time it was, and looking at his watch then the flight list he said aeuiuoouayiooi, demonstrating that he understood English and thought an English speaker might understand him. Cutting to the chase I asked him where he was from and somewhere in the shidhkebab of vowels I made out the word waaaeiels. The man was welsh and speaking English.


























































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Started on William Gibson's Zero History, a sequel to Pattern Recognition that I finished a few weeks ago. It was written in 2010 and we've now reached the age of iphones and twitter. There are more drug addicts in it, I'm more convinced than ever that Gibson is a druggie.











































































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Depends on if it's PBS for 'beetus (if you can get it prescribed that may be hard) or the private prescription use I am guessing. PBS search can find the price and the private prescription price (which may be higher based on the pharmacy).






















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This bad home area is full of dodgy cunts wearing baseball caps with hoodies over the top.
They walk past scoping everything out. Opportunistic predators. Looking for a criminal opportunity. Some of them are on bicycles.


























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40 mill on tonight's Powerball. I bought a ticket in person. Sheila before me spent $134 on an entry. And there was this old lady, probably in her 70's, who bought several dozen scratch-its totalling $180! Always sad to see the elderly with a gambling addiction.
























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My partner for the day at teh wage comes in with blue hair, scalp and ears. Giving off radioactive psych issues vibes, wanted to say something about being taken seriously as a professional but the smart money was to stfu. All the other silly clucks were sayign how much they liked it, what they really mean is she made a big mistake. The standards of professionalism in that office is fukn abysmal. Its okay to be looking slovenly as long as  you have an abo lanyard or a gay ally sticker on your nametag. Was getting comps all damn day about how smart I looked from the clients, because I scrub. Radio active girl uses bad language too. 

Fucksake.




























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> Dad got held back at work, he’s a massive Blues fan and he’s walked in pissed off his head with 4 triple cheeseburgers and 3 McFlurrys, weird order, reckons he necked 12 beers on the 40 min drive home and almost got into a fight with a cyclist who got his number plate and now he’s told mum to order him a works burger from the fisho, cunt has work tomorrow at 4:30am




































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