/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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KILL

On the balter cervezas again

 >>/831579/
My depiller came with a cleaning brush which is nice.

Real niggers who aint got no feelins

 >>/831585/
you need to get on the balti curry

 >>/831577/
What about nip qts?

 >>/831589/
He wants to murder Cindy Starfall :(

gaped and raped

 >>/831592/
Happens to the best of us.

cruisey said he would gape my arse and shit in it once

weber is too uptight to offer such a service to anyone but possum

Do you remember how we used to post on /leftypol/ with that story about the boong and the onion enema? I think that might've been back on 8chan?

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 >>/831594/

How's that Spinbike going?

Going to drive drunk to bottle-OH!

Not drinking tonight.

 >>/831599/
Packet of cheese twisties thanks.

 >>/831598/
Untouched in months is my guess.

 >>/831600/
I only had two lights lastnight.

Back on the Spy X Family again.

 >>/831599/
Disgraceful.

 >>/831598/
In the carport waiting for the next hard rubbish collection. Right next to the bread maker.

 >>/831604/
> Spy X Family
How do you say that? Do you pronounce the x?

 >>/831607/
Nah, just "Spy Family" usually.

 >>/831608/
So the X is silent.

 >>/831609/
I prefer the term undercover.

 >>/831605/
A good prison stint would do monk some good to straighten him out.

 >>/831611/
LOL be funny if he got to share his cell with a tranny.

 >>/831606/
The bread maker has been in use. 
I got the sourdough bread box but they weren't very good. 
I made two and two are left.

 >>/831612/
He wouldn't ever want to leave.

 >>/831613/
> The bread maker has been in use.
That is good to hear.

Falling asleep. I can sleep a solid 8-9 hours but I always need a nap during the day.
I've become a ElderlyNEET.

 >>/831616/
You might be a sleep apnea NEET.

 >>/831617/
I'm not fat.

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GET TO THAT CHOPPAH NEETS!

RUBBER PANTS

YELLOW HIGH HEELS

HE'S SO SWEET WITH HIS GET BACK STARE

Weber threatened to use my arse as a tear-and-share after I accidentally spilt goon on his lap at a council meeting once.

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 >>/831616/
You will need to buy a cardigan.

I'm never going to retire because I've never started working.

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mummy

Used her foot bath thing to have a wet shave.

 >>/831630/
nasty

 >>/831631/
It's just a square plastic tub thing

better than clogging the drain with 8 or 9 weeks worth of hair

BUM RASH

==FArTING WAPSCALLION!!=

WOBBLY WOMBO

TURGID POSSUM COCK