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Thinking about that cartoon lion film.

Moccona Potato!
What a wonderful phrase
Moccona Potato!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Moccona Potato!


















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i told another NEET last week who was complaining about the monsters just get some nodoz and drink quality water its healthy as fuck and will get you off the energy jew

problem from getting them at the supermarket is kids usually clear the shelves

also those sachets are as annoying as fuck, there is another version of nodoz i buy from the pharmacy in a pill bottle with tiny pills

also i told you if you want some energy just go to pharmacy hand over your license and get some OTC psuedo ephidreine























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 >>/841887/
Depends on the phone model. I would search for the part price in Australia and then call around. Depends on the age of the phone and how hard it is fix which you can see on YouTube. Newer phones are glued together and I would get a manufacturer to do the repair.








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Very disappointed in my phone, just as I was getting into android programming, the port has stopped working. I haven't bought a new phone in 5 years because I'm poor, and I guess stuff eventually wears out, but it's still very annoying.


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mumsie has been hoarding her prescription pillz.
61 boxes
1220 tabs
@30 mg codeine 
=36.6 g codeine
say 80% recovery using cold water extraction
=29.2 g codeine

How much is that worth on the open market, just out of interest?













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>  Zoom in
>  Enhance

I see a 2023 expiry date so it may be legit. 

You only need to CWE 10 tabs to feel nice. 20 would give you a decent nod. The body cant convert above 600mg of codeine in one go, thats the ceiling anything above that is a waste.

Retail price on those with a concession card is like $6 and i have seen them go for more than 10x that on the dark web however you would be foolish to sell them there.


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 >>/841915/
I want to swap them for someone elses's ID on a phone and data sim. I am thinking of hunting for street scum junkies, spin them some bullshit about how I'm a darkweb hacker and if ASIO knocks on their door they dont even have a PC so whats the crime?


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 >>/841918/
i was actually researching this the other day because i had like throat / ear infection comming on and found some antibiotics from late 2020

Basically almost all drugs are stable and wont become toxic and can easily last a decade. The Expiry date is for legal purposes only. The only exception is for things like antibiotics which lose half their potency round 5 years. 


and no never heard quualudes doing that, you prorbaly confused it with "these things are strong as fuck which is why they have not sold them decades.


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I remember this junkie with a capped 50 ml syrynge full of milky shit he said was codiene, he was gonna shoot up, probably the whole thing. I wouldnt put it past them to shoot up tablets, I remember it had a filter on the end.  I think its a K-mart tier option for them, so I'm not expecting much interest.





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 >>/841921/
Codeine is useless to junkies for a couple of reasons.

1) Its deadly to inject it into the blood. It has to go through the digestive tract to the liver first where it gets converted to morphine and other metabolytes like norcodeine. 

2) Junkies are so fucked from injecting stronger drugs like heroin fent and oxyxodone that they barely get a buzz from good ol codeine

there are many reasons why it was over the counter and many holes in your plans





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 >>/841930/
Whatever. I will be taking a couple of boxes for the next time I splash my bike or something. I might just let her keep squirrelling the shit away and get her to get some different shit. She gets palexia and endone too, sometimes.





















































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Every civilization builds up a type of man that the Chinese called 'wicked youths' or 'cruel clerks', young layabouts with nothing much to do and endless scorn in their hearts. Such men staffed the armies of warlords, conquistadors, Texas Rangers, and now they accumulate again.











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How do I even get the documentation? Do I have to explicitly ask my mongdoc for it or will they have to approach the subject? Remember I have no formal mental health diagnosis and the GP thinks I'm actually ok. 
Can I get a herder to do this for me, its too much to deal with


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Exercise is bad for you

Your body thinks your arm is so busy it needs all that muscle, which is really a swollen cover over the same tissue, that it stops healing things like your heart muscle

You can't lift any more, you're a fool

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 >>/841996/
I'm not good at organising these types of things. The beaurocratic machine just puts me off. Jumping through hoops with Anglicare and all the other 'provider' infrastructure etc just to get a free doctors appointment, its similar in its scope to cenno and the JSPs and the convoluted wank requirements. Just another humiliation ritual by the government longhouse 
Burn it all down



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 >>/841995/
You will need to get a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist (not a regular psychologist) to formally diagnose you with your mental illnesses.
The DSP application then needs to be filled out by a doctor. You could get your GP to do it but I would ask the mong doc.
If the mong doc is not willing to he can at least provide a letter outlining the extent of your alcoholism and how this impairs your functioning. Then your GP would fill out the application forms and send them to Centrelink for you.










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 >>/841995/
You can get a social worker at a general hospital to fill out the paper work for you. It is difficult to get a psychiatrist to diagnose you with enough mental illnesses to get DSP. You might have to get admitted to a psych ward for them to diagnose you.





























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 >>/841931/
Methadone users would want it. Sell it at the clinic for a uniting care haul of Coles freebies. One box for one voucher of cured meats and uncle Ben rice satchels. 
Or see how much that Irish mechanic will take off the cost for them.























































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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/ram-believed-to-have-killed-man-woman-after-bodies-found-in-paddock-at-waitakere-in-new-zealand/news-story/d8916cab438b25e90e26acfb07cc9d3b
imagine getting killed by a sheep











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I should have joined the army before I went full on downhill mong collapse. 
Surely I can't just scan barcodes and move products between boxes in some massive warehouse staffed with an atomised mix of immigrants and women, until I'm 67. 
There must be some purpose greater than this

























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Caught an Uber to a pub. Having a bottle of red and waiting for a rump steak. Girl behind the bar had to go and get a manager to find the bottle of wine and even he was like “can’t you read?” and then when she asked how many glasses and I said just the one she stood there like her brain couldn’t process one person drinking a bottle of wine. She also didn’t open the bottle. I hope the guy in the kitchen has encountered steak before or the manager is going to be shitty.








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lol I ate my steak and chips and salad and a guy came to clear the plate and I said “that was good, thank you” and he replied “that was good????” like he was really surprised



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 >>/842138/
Only time I’ve impressed a woman gambling was at the casino playing blackjack and it was some type of middle aged gook bitch who kept saying “go get dinner?” until I told her to fuck off and the pit boss had to tell me that verbal abuse would not be tolerated. Apparently solicitation on the floor is A-OK though.
Gook didn’t want me, just the fat stacks of high society.






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 >>/842146/
Casino asians are terrible.
I hate that they’re allowed to back bet on you when you’re playing blackjack and expect that they can dictate your course of play. And the casino is happy to take their money so you can’t abuse them or bash them





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Had to have a difficult conversation with captain murderburger from rape and retired special forces power lifting gym.

Not the scariest person I've been sent to wrangle, but top ten.


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 >>/842150/
They can place a bet behind your box thing and win or lose the amount based on the cards and your actions (hit/stand etc). If your choice of play doesn’t gel with their concept of basic strategy some of them get shitty.











































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 >>/842193/
It’s not really possible because they won’t let the machines accept more than $100 in credits at once. So provided you have the self control to stand up when you lose the $100 you can’t really go on a bender. You could keep playing your winnings I guess, but you’d still only be down $100 of real money.


















































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In an alternate universe Monk cancelled the plane ticket and took the chariot home from Cairns.
He is currently still raping and pillaging along the Queensland/NSW border region. He finally knows true happiness.








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 >>/842235/
I dunno where they get the info he's Indian. There are Indians serving that is for sure, but that specific guy. Could be anywhere from the region, or even Arab.
But the interesting thing isn't his ethnicity, but the fact that they kill basically everyone no matter if he tries to surrender, and/or wounded, and/or has no weapon. Which is a war crime.
Your compatriot has a video where he discuss the topic with a combat engineer and an international criminal lawyer:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=vtnIV9oE9qw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vtnIV9oE9qw
3 hours

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As far as the NAFOs go, despite these are recorded evidence of war crimes, they aren't as outraged when the Russian side committed those (be it real, alleged, or made up entirely).










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 >>/842263/
It's obviously not about summarizing those.
It's nice to have 75 yo conventions but how do you surrender to a drone? How will it search you for weapons, explosives? How will it treat your wounds, get your name and other data, and how will it escort you back behind its lines to a camp? Especially if it catches you like 3 kms behind the front lines on your side?
And there are other topics.
You can choose to stay ignorant ofc. You really have other important things to do anyway.






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Would rose thorns puncture dirt bike tires?
I need to prune the front roses soon and I wonder if I drop a few thorny pieces of branch on the ground where they ride through will it do the needful?

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 >>/842270/
I don't know why Russia didn't just MOAB, chem warfare, or plain old nuke the official "Ukraine" geographical area at the start. Problem solved. Chernobyl was a nothing burger, so this would have been nothing in 30 years too.










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 >>/842271/
Srsly this.
They document POV executions by ground troops with drones, and this can be used as evidence against the other side.
But documenting your own act with the weapon (the drone) you used, then publishing it is really a next level 6d chess move.

























































































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 >>/842369/
I'm sitting here debating whether to update my PC setup or not because the guy doesnt want to give me free shipping, yet you think nothing of blowing a days wages for you on eating kfc and getting poked. Thanks for helping me hit that buy now button.





























































































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Nuro is too old and wouldn't be able to adequately explain the absence of skills, an education, a proper work history etc. Stop baiting him like this. You know he can't do it so stop winding him up about it.



















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 >>/842482/
I have the schizo theory that things are playing out like in the bible. Mesopotamia fell and the cyrus helped the jews, now the jews must revolt against persia. The world will come to an end over babylon (zecheriah chapter 5)



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Just as good as any theory. The Babylonian Captivity made a number on the Jewish mind, and they kept zeal basically to the 20th century. Jews unsubscribing orthodoxy is a new thing, religious thought and beliefs still soaks their culture and lay thinking through and through.
Well it's not like "our" ("European", "Western") thought is devoid from the biases Christianity implanted, no matter how enlightened ad atheist some think they are.



































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 >>/842520/
All my careers are fuckup careers, hell I even made supervisor as a marine painter as a fuckup. We are never exempt from our status, we are as the lord and our ancestors made us. Cheers mate, halfway into the rum now, somebody help me to Darwin, I can get the ticket and have residency but dont know where to stay or where to work.
Theres a line between suicide you know, the bravest of cowards stay amongst the living




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I see my face haved between the light, stuck in contrast. You know in the in heaven scene from eraserhead, or a sinead connor video. Something primitive in all that, something that drives a sense of surrealism or fear. Faces amongst the dark. I know im not the only one that sees this.
God I love rum.
Mark my words, my death will be cinematic



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Would a murder be so bad, would it not give me some narrative to reflect back on. Ive spent nights in the cells, never real time mind you, only nights. But if my life is to amount to a narrative, what greater ease would a murder provide. Finally a reason for the psychosis, finally a reason for thumping walls or guilt. I dont know, I just dont know.
Rimbaud would be proud of this moment








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Im sorry for my words, ive sobered a bit and had a can of lift. I would like to go to Darwin, can anybody facilitate me in this. I am a New Zealander and can freely travel between here and Aus. What I dont know is how to get a job in Aus, how to apply to centrelink in Aus or where to stay in Aus. I love my country, more than I will ever like your shithole, but my life journey demands I sleazebag around in some foreign place for a while to garner some perspective.
Fuck every Australian, I hope you all tongue my tongue you anuses


































































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Had a pack of Smith's motherworld feast roast beef garlic and herb. 
Sort of a meaty umami flavour with the herbs of Smith's chicken chips.
7/10 worth it on special. It was $1.50 per 100g.



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Theres satisfaction in telling people no, even when it doesnt make sense. Let a little mischeif into your life, start telling gas stations and centrelink random no's when it doesnt make sense
















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 >>/842612/
I started watching that yesterday and stopped to watch this because I didn't get what he was on about. 
The other guy was much better prepared but was purposefully arrogant. Was a knob the whole way through. His stuff on aging grains was interesting.



























































































































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 >>/842741/
You get these kind of characters on every forum. 
Nuro is a perfect example in a community like ours that caters to a certain demographic. Always posting pics of his life, trying to stand out above the rest, but failing to understand that if he wasn't a loser then he would be getting around in different circles higher up the ladder. 
This is ultimately the crux of why he's so annoying, its not his arrogance but rather his stupidity










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 >>/842751/
He isn't content and he looks down on others. That is the problem. No one would care about him being homeless if he wasn't so nasty.
He started pushing the whole "demountable" meme after getting mocked for living in a public toilet for example.









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> homeless
You were the one the one that got flooded and had to live out of your car in a shopping centre carpark. Oh and lets not forget how scared you were of drinking and and get busted by the cops sleeping in your car because you burned all your bridges.

Me ? i pay my rent without cenno, can get an air BnB a friend owns anytime i want for free and  can still stay with my parents in brissy whenever i go down. 

Fucks sake you are such a laughing stock with all your hauls. I had hoped you had settled down a bit ....



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 >>/842764/
No they cant. Last time someone else pissed in my toilet was my Dad when he drove up to buy me a steak. Yunno a real relationship with a real Father who gets to see he son suceed.

I could go on and on an on. But you started this silly game again. Sucks to be you.


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 >>/842767/
Remember when you pretended to have a noosa pad? 
Remember when you pretended to own the business? 
Remember when you pretended to have a house you'd go home to after work? 
Working late tonight mate? 
We don't care if your life is a mess and you live in a workshop after your old boss died. 
You're like that faggot Edward Norton at the start of Fight Club who goes to cancer meetings


















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I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow for my norwood medication (finasteride). How do I ask for a drug? Do I just tell him about the balding and wait for him to suggest it of can I ask directly?












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well yes thats the trick

always just as the question, never just say i want x drug

say this x situation is happening and am really upset because this x  issue is affecting  my work and life wht would you recommend ?

listen to what he says and then slip i have you heard of finasteride (once again ask) question

but seriosuly bro i have heard bad things about finasteride on pol

really bad things, its like the bith controll pill for men
















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whatever you believe pumpkin, i told you all after more than 2 years after the original air matress photo other sleeping arrangements are most certainly in place.

meanwhile monk is in a garden shed (and gets suspiciously no mention)

and stanners place is moldy as fuck to the point of baing a biohazard, and he has had to vacate from floods once when it went under and he uses a communal shower and toilet block with naked grey nomads everywhere
















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I got around to changing the clock in my car now that daylight savings is over.
I got the manual out to see how to do it. I thought surely it can't be as simple as just pressing the little button next to the clock with the "H" beneath it.
It turns out it was that simple. I was all ready to do some complicated sequence or sacrificial ritual too.
I have been changing the time twice a year on this car for seven years now and I still forget how to do it each time.


















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