/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/852950/
get back in your coffin, hovel roach.
 >>/852925/
The streets and market squares are where the real world starts

Here, monk and other neets can prepare for life on the streets by playing this vidya: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AOzkJbk6uBc

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 >>/852952/
> hovel roach.

Ok neets, garn for a walk to woolies and I'm gonna come back with my life in order. You want anything while I'm there?

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Monk-ey needs one of these.

 >>/852956/
Tell 'im he's dreamin.

Why does the search engine give me holden commodores when I ask for ford falcons?

Gas Gas Gas. Everything is E-Gas

 >>/852958/
google is run by pajeet now

Want a wagon. Want a manual

 >>/852960/
i always cringe when I see swarthoids in Ford falcons or explorers

 >>/852963/
Yesterday a young curry nigger with a turban on his head tried dragging me off in his shitty V6 Commodore.

400000 on the clock and the owner is not even literate.

 >>/852965/
Tab closed?

 >>/852966/
no its kind of what I want. I was going to swap out the engine and most of the major components for new or reco. Just need to inspect for rust i suppose.

Weber pitted some young turk in a holden V6 on a dark country road, once.

had one of them chiggen mcfuggins
it was alright

 >>/852968/
Nah it was by the Thebarton pub where the two left lanes become one. Mufuggah was no match.

 >>/852970/
is your car an automatic?

 >>/852931/
 >>/852933/
Mrog.

 >>/852971/
both normal auto and paddle shift
7 speed DCT, so constant torque even while shifting

Went to the door with a box of k times and a green dare but he didnt answer.

 >>/852946/
Good to hear. A bit of gastro now and then is good for a clear out.

 >>/852970/
A taxi tried to drive into my door there last night.

 >>/852975/
There's no sensation like vomiting and shitting at the same time.

 >>/852973/
automatics dont last as long as manuals

 >>/852978/
they're completely serviceable

 >>/852979/
yeah maybe

can you fill up your LPG tanks on  your car from servos that only have a big bottle out the front for refilling BBQ gas?

 >>/852981/
no

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 >>/852981/
You need to talk to an expert

 >>/852982/
Dedicated  LPG is obsolescent then. Its probably not even that cheap because the gubberment changed the tax on it or something, cunts are saying its 70 cents cheaeper but its 50% less power. 
I cant even swap them over because the stupid gas tank would need to come out. cun

 >>/852978/
?

Tiffo gave me the wog.

 >>/852985/
They are more complicated and more moving parts. Ergo they dont last as long. Retard

10/10 dont want your wagon you slept in during your hippy traveller homeless scum phase.

 >>/852987/
> Retard

Oh dear. you left the dog leash on the back seat in the photo, tab closed.

Its only fair that They put a red diamond on LPG cars plates so you give them more room at the lights and dont park next to them. Because they explode a lot.

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RUN NEETS, GET TO THE CHOPPAH, THERE'S A $750 CENNO BONUS INSIDE WAITING FOR YOU I PROMISE!

 >>/852987/
Is that why?

 >>/852986/
Should've used a condom

 >>/852995/
He said he loved me.

 >>/852996/
He just loves your pert little bottom.

 >>/852997/
He smashed my transmission and left it for a month before telling me he prefers real gearboxes.

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BUM RASH

Cum splash

Went for a walk, bought a choc chip and blueberry muffin. As I sat down I noticed a lot of pidgeons and other birds around, searching on the ground for food scraps, decided I'd share my bounty with the little winged neets. Broke off some pieces of the muffin and tossed it near the birds, but they kept flying away, and didn't trust me. Eventually I broke off a little piece of the muffin, put it slowly on a bench that didn't have anything else on it so they could clearly see it, and went and sat down 20 feet away. After a few minutes a pidge flew down and ate the muffin chunk. Felt good. Felt needed. Would recommend the experience to other neets who are tired of sitting inside all day slumped in front of the screen watching youtube.

 >>/852994/
 >>/852994/
NEXT THREAD YOU LAZY GOONERS