/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/852994/
nice pickup, retard.

SA BEST A

How does he do it?

If there are any more movie votes please get them in soon, movie list is here:  >>/852697/

 >>/853006/
Mean Girls

 >>/853004/
Not a real breaky meat.
Next time get a worm and dirt muffin. They like them.

 >>/853006/
Two votes for spaceman.

 >>/853004/
A nice start to the day.

Texted heh to my accountant about reconciling BAS

 >>/853011/
He won't understand what you're talking about.

 >>/853012/
Yeah. He talked about functionality of xero. I didnt reply.

New whatifalthist video is giving me wood.
1/3 population crash immenent. 
We can omly dream.

 >>/853015/
I volunteer as tribute

 >>/853015/
Less people means less rape I'm worried

 >>/853015/
the jews have crashed the white population and the world goes with it.

 >>/853014/
Tell him just to get it done, then issue a veiled threat about a green bin if he doesn't.

 >>/853019/
I asked if he wanted some time off if he was feeling pressured and that I could ask Dave and Helen where they got their deal.

Angry.

Commenced a poo.

 >>/853022/
I hope it's a big one

 >>/853023/
Feels like it. Getting it to crown took some pushing.

 >>/853024/
In star trek they use the transporter to take the really big poos out instead of ripping their holes, they never show it on tv but I'm sure they do it.

 >>/853025/
Makes complete sense when you think about it.
You could also transporter yourself up Janeway’s cunny.

 >>/853026/
Butch Weber and the Tiffin Kid

For some reason indians at the tobacconists and servos always give me discounts.

 >>/853029/
You’re probably brown and smelly and they think you’re one of them

 >>/853027/
Imagine the smell.

 >>/853026/
we might give it a try on womboflix some time

 >>/853029/
Imagine being so disheveled that a pajeet in a clip joint convenience store gives you a 2.5% discount.

Need to get ready for wage.

finally got some action from the back section, intestines are clear enough that I can stuff some more food into them

 >>/853035/
And so the circle of life continues.

Want to go back to the 2000s

Reading about how meat ferments in the guts of humans and makes toxins.

 >>/853037/
Grab me a family feast thanks.

https://www.noticer.news/budget-2024-labor-immigration-forecasts-great-replacement/

I am obese

 >>/853038/
Thats why you need plenty of beans to move it along.

I Am the Walrus

 >>/853041/
Me too. I am beyond fixing.

 >>/853041/
you need to go on a high protien diet made up of plant and egg protiens. Soy protien is ideal, forget about that phyto-estrogen meme, animal flesh is the real poison.

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oiiiiii m80 gib me tendies or gib me death

Wanked for seven hours yesterday.

 >>/853045/
I am expanding at an uncontrollable rate

Good morning NEETs.

 >>/853047/
straight or total

 >>/853048/
the neet big bang, soon you will be a whole universe

 >>/853047/
Such unbalanced behaviour is unhealthy, you need to make room for junk food binges and goon too

 >>/853024/
King Ring-Sting

 >>/853034/
Have a lovely day

Had the interview requirement waived and the points requirement reduced for this reporting period for workforce/jsp. 
Told the girl I was interstate due to my Nana approaching end of life. 
Unfortunately that's likely to happen in the next few days. But I should be able to get my regular cenno payment on time which I had been wigging out about the past few days.

 >>/853045/
> protien

 >>/853056/
Has Cruisey made up with ProtienNEET yet?

Buncha soyboy leftist rejects.

 >>/853058/
FUCK YOU CHICKEN POO!

 >>/853049/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LK5k2CLgwG8[Embed]

 >>/853059/
Flaming galah

Is there anything new at kfc/maccas/hungry jacks this week neets? I need cheering up.

 >>/853049/
Morning.

 >>/853058/
You are the bean.

Stop eating Goyslop poison if you want to cheer up.

drinking two mango mondsters back to back and nobody can stop me or my heart

 >>/853061/
ya big sissy woowoo

Haven't slept for days, just laid there with my eyes closed.

 >>/853068/
So did you get much thinking done?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-14/renee-henderson-designs-on-show-at-australian-fashion-week/103826254
new boong cutie just dropped

 >>/853060/
oyyyyyyy they got maccas in the australia too

 >>/853060/
how the hell does gregorio have 317k youtube subscribers?

city wage got cancelled
i can get my drink on this arvo

Last of the soup down the hatch, used oyster blade cut, celery, onions, pumpkin, potatoes etc worked out including electricity about 5 dollars per serve (4 one litre containers almost full)

 >>/853074/
I am putting you in charge of home economics at the commune.

 >>/853073/
10 standard drinks per week and no more than 4 standard drinks on any one day is the recommended serving size.

 >>/853076/
I got a magnum of sparkling white

FAK U GWEILO

 >>/853078/
Did you mean Guillermo?

 >>/853077/
What size is that in millilitres?

 >>/853080/
1500

 >>/853082/
Look out for yowies.

 >>/853083/
I still haven't forgotten the time they found some poo in the scrub and said it was mine.

 >>/853062/
HJ released a 'new' brekky roll with a 'spicy tomato relish' plus a 'deluxe' hot chocolate. Not that it matters now since it's past 11am.

Score a big mac for only four fiddy through the app. They've been pushing this deal ever since HJ released the Big Jack.

KFC has a new range of burgers with double coated extra crispy fillets. And an online/app deal of 9 piece OG, two(2) regular chips and a regular gravy as opposed to the irregular chips and gravy for only $14.95

 >>/853082/
John?

 >>/853083/
Yowies can smell cush from four miles away, they'll come for a tote until there's a circle so big that the joint doesn't even come back to you. Doesn't matter how much you have because the beggars are stoned already.

 >>/853057/
He hasn't called me

 >>/853074/
750ml serves?

 >>/853083/
Was looking for the droppings.

 >>/853055/
how many times is your nanna going to die, anon?

 >>/853072/
the jewtube algorythm promotes the decay of white men and their addiction to poison, what's so hard to understand about that?

 >>/853092/
I watch people who build or fix things and many of them don't have anywhere near that reach.

I have a thing on the back of my head where I keep picking skin off every day. I don't whether there is something wrong, or whether its just like that because I won't leave it alone.

 >>/853093/
welcome to the world of know nothing game streamers living fat off their channels and dissident intellectuals getting censored into penury.

 >>/853094/
you need to shave your head every day to get rid of that. Its basic helmet hygiene, retard.

 >>/853096/
I don't ride a bike or wear a hat with any regularity.

> retard
Rude.

 >>/853089/
Yeah.

 >>/853094/
I have one too, been there since I was 20 or so, my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.

I am looking forward to the tax cuts to take effect

 >>/853100/
deflate my economic penis

 >>/853097/
you put your head on a pillow at night, retard.

 >>/853055/
Get that DSP application organised.

 >>/853102/
Stop being so rude, go for a walk ouside until you become a bit more pleasant.

 >>/853082/
Lovely.

Nobody commented on the video I posted last night about the lobsters and Jayne Mansfield's arse.
It was funny you should listen to it. Cruisey you would like it.
It is not long.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE[Embed]

 >>/853104/
Take your own advice, lump head.

 >>/853096/
> retard
Nasty tone.

 >>/853106/
I did comment on it.

 >>/853099/
> my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.
My doctor said that too but he was talking to the receptionist about the whole of me and I wasn't meant to overhear him. They both laughed after.

 >>/853109/
One person made a comment that was somewhat related to it but was not about it.

 >>/853107/
How rude, and it's only a small lump.

 >>/853112/
ugh

 >>/853074/
Bean neet?

 >>/853094/
When is the last time you left it alone?

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garn cave in and go to the shops to get a coke, I hate myself but just feel too shit without it. You neets want anything?

 >>/853115/
about 10 minutes ago

 >>/853116/
Glass of water please.

 >>/852999/
 >>/853000/
How?

FACT: Nuro has never heard of Kali Linux.

Opened my brut cuvee like the brute cutie I am

I love it when seppo woodworkers release a metric version of their plans and they've literally just multiplied their imperial measurements by 25.4.

Feeling awful. Might make a really sooky post later.

 >>/853124/
I will make you some chicken and jizz broth and put a cooling flannel on your forehead.

 >>/853125/
> and jizz
You said the quiet part out loud bro

 >>/853118/
Try leaving it alone for longer. Get a fidget spinner or something

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Ok, this week's movies on womboflix will be Team America World Police (2004) and Pootie Tang (2001), with Westworld (1973) and Spaceman (2024) next week.

Got the minecraft music stuck in my head

 >>/853129/
Think about whiterun

 >>/853128/
> Team America World Police (2004)
I will be there.

Thinking about where I was a year ago and realising not much has changed. Woe.

I'm not gonna lie NEETs, if I don't get a couple of (you)s on that lobster video I am going to be a bit upset.

 >>/853131/
I got an erection watching the sex scene as a ten year old.

 >>/853132/
Is that you FactoryNEET? Monitoring your productivity all the time and now comparing your output to previous years?
It is not good for you. You are not a factory.

> 853106
I didn't watch it and won't give you a (you) but this is better:
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7360710197133741358 [Embed]

 >>/853135/
No.

 >>/853130/
> whiterun
The Jarl there is lazy and incompetent.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7XYZbH5w5Hs[Embed]

 >>/853137/
Well you are not a factory either. Take life as it comes.

 >>/853138/
There is a book saying the women there are massive sluts.

 >>/853134/
> the sex scene
I don't recall it.

 >>/853129/
> the minecraft music
I have it turned off and listen to youtube videos while playing instead.

 >>/853142/
Maybe your mummybot didn't let you watch that bit.

 >>/853128/
ungh seppo laffs and nigger flix. Not gonna guarantee my tab being open.

Some NEET tabs are always open.

spent half an hour writing some perl code to automate my report writing

 >>/853144/
My parents forced me to watch the sex scenes in movies and not the rest of the film.

 >>/853143/
Brainrot.

I remember a story here about your dad sniffing your cock and realising you haven't had a wank today so he makes you stand outside on the verandah and wank in front of the neighbours.

There was some rubbish on the road from some lazy tradie's ute so i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET, then I goes out later and the bin owner took the rubbish out of the bin and put it on the nature strip outside their place, like theys has a testicular torsion. Then today I sees some pajeets walking some chow-chow dog literally 100 meters up the street and back. That rental must be 600 a week, fukn cashed up zoomer jeets. I'm gonna kick the trash into theys yard.

 >>/853151/
> i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET
I don't know that that is good NEET behaviour. I don't like anyone touching my bins when they are on the street.

 >>/853151/
> i puts it
> goes out later
> like theys has
> I sees some
> into theys yard

 >>/853092/
It recommended me Dan Davis History this morning.
Corded ware neolithic enthusiast NEET should look it up.

I used to hide in empty wheelie bins in order to infiltrate backyards to rape boomer husbands.

 >>/853098/
That's three serves.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XaCrQL_8eMY[Embed]

 >>/853146/
The sluts.

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 >>/853153/
I think he's having a stroke.

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 >>/853150/
That's the punishment for trying to leave the house unwanked, the verandah thing was him trying to look like a good parent because the other boys go outside without wanking too and it causes all kinds of problems.

https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyfrogshop/video/7368919911449726254 [Embed]

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https://dev.amren.com/news/2015/08/africa-in-our-midst/
Having a read about the coming RAHOWA
Cant barely wait.

 >>/853164/
Uncomfy post.

 >>/853165/
if your a nigger.

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Time for my cardio workout. Are any other neets exercising this afternoon?

 >>/853066/
kek

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 >>/853168/
Nah I'm gonna eat big burger

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 >>/853170/
Needs to eat big to get big.

 >>/853171/
The Big Hungarian fella watches the Big Nipponese fellas.

what bins do I need to put out tomorrow?

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 >>/853171/
> I'm doing my part

Fish fingers for tea

Got my cardio done. Feel awake and focused for the first time today. I really need to do this first thing in the morning, but it's too hard.

Eating BEANS

 >>/853173/
The rubbish bin and the bin that didn't go out last week.

so hungry

 >>/853177/
Chilli beans?

 >>/853180/
Indeed

old man took over the fish finger frying

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> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-68989964
> MDH and Everest: Indian spices face heat over global safety concerns
Is it possible to buy spices that aren't from india?

 >>/853171/
That man is dangerously underweight and malnourished he can barely stand.

I bought a ticket in tomorrow night's Powerball. $100 million jackpot.

 >>/853175/
Fish don't have fingers

 >>/853186/
I fingered a fish

 >>/853182/
He wants something to do.

 >>/853185/
Good luck.

 >>/853187/
kek

I fisted a flying fox

 >>/853188/
he fucked it up. they are brown on one side and oily as hell

 >>/853192/
Tell him they were nice anyway.

 >>/853192/
> brown on one side and oily as hell
My member on Thursday night.

Having a cup of tea and trying to be productive.

 >>/853195/
does it work?

Gonna go for a walk and listen to at least a bit of my audiobook

 >>/853196/
I haven't started trying yet.

That reminds me, I might have some chammonille

I'm going to rape that neet when he passes out from the chamomile.

Haven't received a well bantered or even a "kek" in months.
I've fallen off.

 >>/853201/
Just.

Went outside to get my crumbed sausages and accidentally looked at the moon. Fuck I hate that thing.

 >>/853203/
mooned!

 >>/853201/
Comeback 2025

 >>/853203/
And yet the moon still loves you.

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 >>/853208/
Lift your game please.

 >>/853209/
kek

 >>/853201/
Post your elbow.

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3 men took turns masturbating inside this box they landed on the moon, two guys had to walk around outside to give the other guy room to wank in the lander.
They collected the semen and brought it back to earth to inseminate inside apes.

 >>/853213/
The idiots, this is how the apes take over.

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AWM (Australian War Mamorial) opens voting of the Napier Waller Art prize to the public, amongst the 29 finalists a submission of pure beauty.
Behold, the imposible sit-up challenge
https://www.awm.gov.au/napier-waller-art-prize-hub/2024-napier-waller-art-prize/37683
Which poltard submitted this?

 >>/853215/
> Please note:
>  >This website contains names, images and voices of deceased Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples.
>  >This website contains war-related material, including images which some people may find confronting and disturbing.
Very scary site.

 >>/853203/
From a servo?

 >>/853217/
From his weber.

 >>/853217/
 >>/853218/
From Chicken Knight.

 >>/853218/
You do not touch Webers sausage, ever.

 >>/853219/
The frier rises its temperature

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 >>/853221/
> frier
friar

 >>/853220/
Hot!

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Might go trash my neighbours lawn.

 >>/853224/
Do a big poo on the lawn.

 >>/853224/
Just put the bin out.

 >>/853224/
KEK

 >>/853226/
Tipped out on their lawn?

 >>/853225/
I poo on my lawn and I blame the neighbours dog and they have to come around and clean it up.

 >>/853229/
I just poo on my neighbour's dog.

sleepy neets

 >>/853231/
Meow

finished and submitted a report just now
which means I can do fuck all tomorrow

 >>/853233/
Well done NEET.
You should do something whimsical in your free time.

 >>/853234/
I am all out of whimsy.

 >>/853235/
Finish the hole.

 >>/853236/
Now there's an idea.

 >>/853233/
Be able to sleep in.

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Night.

 >>/853238/
That will just complicate things.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mWV8aRCdLCA[Embed]

 >>/853239/
Night.

> tfw using two pigeons as drum sticks

 >>/853243/
> a pidgeon has two drumsticks

I'm gonna get a big bucket of drumsticks on friday. KFC, not pidges.

Want webby to finish his hole so he can cook us pidgeon drumsticks.

 >>/853239/
Good night Pidge. xx
Bertie is a qt.

 >>/853246/
Henlo Davo.
How is your hat holding up?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DYYkJ0kwNss[Embed]

Did enough shopping to last six weeks.
Don't plan to leave the house again until then.
It was a big mistake doing the shopping at night. Hate driving at night. Huge anxiety.
Wandering through the shops like a zombie. Anxiety rising up to choke me. Could barely get it done.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8tbP3f3i03E[Embed]

 >>/853252/
It's done now neet, you can relax.

Woken up by heartburn

 >>/853252/
You'll realise in a few minutes that you forgot something, have to go back out.

 >>/853254/
I had a soothing fried chicken feed followed by a green dare. Feeling a bit better already.

 >>/853252/
> big mistake doing the shopping at night
Haven't been anywhere at night for years.

 >>/853249/
Hello,
It is holding up fine. It is tweed, and it isn't like a hat gets rubbed the same way as a coat does. I am getting used to wearing it and forget about it during the day. I am a bit worried about being identified by it but the only alternative is to stop wearing it which rather defeats the point.
My hair is looking much better now that it has grown in a bit. It is still shorter than I'd like but I am no longer embarrassed to be seen without it.
I intend to keep the hat as a major part of my wardrobe even after my hair has grown back.

I got a haircut today. Hairline has receded further and the greys continue to multiply.
I got the scissor cut again, a bit shorter this time. I think I might need the clippers next time my head is too large it needs more hair removed to pass as human.
Got the beach ball effect again.
Ears are too large and protruding for the really shirt cuts though. No good options. NEET life.

 >>/853259/
You look good NEET. I can picture it.

 >>/853260/
You need a flat cap.

 >>/853262/
I am too fat, it would not suit me. It would become a comical fat guy hat.
Too fat for fashion.

 >>/853263/
A beanie suits everyone.

 >>/853232/
Poof

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 >>/853260/
A large head and large ears are best balanced out by developing a large body. You don't even notice how large this fellas ears are, do you, because his body's in proportion to them.

 >>/853266/
He looks good. The jowls hide the ears from the front.

Internet is very boring now.

 >>/853265/
You just vanished.

 >>/853268/
Might be a user skill error.

I just wear a balaclava in public.

 >>/853271/
> Another neet that forgets his pants.

 >>/853268/
> t. expects to be entertained
How about doing something interesting?

 >>/853271/
Don't forget your airsoft AK and IRA flag.

 >>/853269/
Took me while to get that.

Going to clean my hovel in a bit.

going to watch tele

Still no comments on the lobster video. Did anyone even watch it?

 >>/853277/
oh ffs I'll watch it now

 >>/853277/
https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyfrogshop/video/7368837953436601642 [Embed]

 >>/853278/
Thank you.

 >>/853279/
That nose looks like a prosthesis.

Gonna eat some cheese because I am living the based life.

 >>/853281/
Well, she is Jewish.

 >>/853106/
Right. I listened to this. I don't believe a word of it. No way she had lobsters up her bum every single night.

 >>/853282/
Tasty cheese?

 >>/853284/
It sounded plausible to me. I don't see why he would lie.

 >>/853286/
You fucking cunt.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q[Embed]

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 >>/853270/
> Google
> "funny video"
> click first result
> It's not funny

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 >>/853273/
Are you not entertained?

 >>/853289/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqWDnImQ7oo[Embed]

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I wish Tessa was my gf.

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 >>/853290/
I find big rus's weight gain to be very entertaining

gonna watch youtube on my new history channels only account, goodnight neets

 >>/853295/
Good night NEET.

The Coles sourdough loaf is not as good as the Woolies one. Very dry.

 >>/853219/
I bypassed the claymores yesterday. The price of chips is ludacris

 >>/853298/
> ludacris
that's a rapper.

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 >>/853292/
I wish it were still '98

 >>/853297/
Their tinned salmon ain't no John West that's for sure.

 >>/853301/
The fish John West reject.

 >>/853300/
It was a very good year.

 >>/853299/
Not even a good rapper

 >>/853285/
Would he have eaten it if it wasn't tasty?

 >>/853305/
some NEETs will eat anything.