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 >>/853024/
In star trek they use the transporter to take the really big poos out instead of ripping their holes, they never show it on tv but I'm sure they do it.
finally got some action from the back section, intestines are clear enough that I can stuff some more food into them
 >>/853041/
you need to go on a high protien diet made up of plant and egg protiens. Soy protien is ideal, forget about that phyto-estrogen meme, animal flesh is the real poison.
Had the interview requirement waived and the points requirement reduced for this reporting period for workforce/jsp. 
Told the girl I was interstate due to my Nana approaching end of life. 
Unfortunately that's likely to happen in the next few days. But I should be able to get my regular cenno payment on time which I had been wigging out about the past few days.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-14/renee-henderson-designs-on-show-at-australian-fashion-week/103826254
new boong cutie just dropped
Last of the soup down the hatch, used oyster blade cut, celery, onions, pumpkin, potatoes etc worked out including electricity about 5 dollars per serve (4 one litre containers almost full)
 >>/853062/
HJ released a 'new' brekky roll with a 'spicy tomato relish' plus a 'deluxe' hot chocolate. Not that it matters now since it's past 11am.

Score a big mac for only four fiddy through the app. They've been pushing this deal ever since HJ released the Big Jack.

KFC has a new range of burgers with double coated extra crispy fillets. And an online/app deal of 9 piece OG, two(2) regular chips and a regular gravy as opposed to the irregular chips and gravy for only $14.95
 >>/853083/
Yowies can smell cush from four miles away, they'll come for a tote until there's a circle so big that the joint doesn't even come back to you. Doesn't matter how much you have because the beggars are stoned already.
I have a thing on the back of my head where I keep picking skin off every day. I don't whether there is something wrong, or whether its just like that because I won't leave it alone.
 >>/853093/
welcome to the world of know nothing game streamers living fat off their channels and dissident intellectuals getting censored into penury.
 >>/853099/
> my doctor says it's just a lump of skin.
My doctor said that too but he was talking to the receptionist about the whole of me and I wasn't meant to overhear him. They both laughed after.
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garn cave in and go to the shops to get a coke, I hate myself but just feel too shit without it. You neets want anything?
I love it when seppo woodworkers release a metric version of their plans and they've literally just multiplied their imperial measurements by 25.4.
I'm not gonna lie NEETs, if I don't get a couple of (you)s on that lobster video I am going to be a bit upset.
 >>/853132/
Is that you FactoryNEET? Monitoring your productivity all the time and now comparing your output to previous years?
It is not good for you. You are not a factory.
> 853106
I didn't watch it and won't give you a (you) but this is better:
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7360710197133741358 [Embed]
I remember a story here about your dad sniffing your cock and realising you haven't had a wank today so he makes you stand outside on the verandah and wank in front of the neighbours.
There was some rubbish on the road from some lazy tradie's ute so i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET, then I goes out later and the bin owner took the rubbish out of the bin and put it on the nature strip outside their place, like theys has a testicular torsion. Then today I sees some pajeets walking some chow-chow dog literally 100 meters up the street and back. That rental must be 600 a week, fukn cashed up zoomer jeets. I'm gonna kick the trash into theys yard.
 >>/853151/
> i puts it in the first wheelie bin on the street like a good NEET
I don't know that that is good NEET behaviour. I don't like anyone touching my bins when they are on the street.
 >>/853150/
That's the punishment for trying to leave the house unwanked, the verandah thing was him trying to look like a good parent because the other boys go outside without wanking too and it causes all kinds of problems.
Got my cardio done. Feel awake and focused for the first time today. I really need to do this first thing in the morning, but it's too hard.
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> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-68989964
> MDH and Everest: Indian spices face heat over global safety concerns
Is it possible to buy spices that aren't from india?
Went outside to get my crumbed sausages and accidentally looked at the moon. Fuck I hate that thing.
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3 men took turns masturbating inside this box they landed on the moon, two guys had to walk around outside to give the other guy room to wank in the lander.
They collected the semen and brought it back to earth to inseminate inside apes.
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AWM (Australian War Mamorial) opens voting of the Napier Waller Art prize to the public, amongst the 29 finalists a submission of pure beauty.
Behold, the imposible sit-up challenge
https://www.awm.gov.au/napier-waller-art-prize-hub/2024-napier-waller-art-prize/37683
Which poltard submitted this?
 >>/853215/
> Please note:
>  >This website contains names, images and voices of deceased Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples.
>  >This website contains war-related material, including images which some people may find confronting and disturbing.
Very scary site.
Did enough shopping to last six weeks.
Don't plan to leave the house again until then.
It was a big mistake doing the shopping at night. Hate driving at night. Huge anxiety.
Wandering through the shops like a zombie. Anxiety rising up to choke me. Could barely get it done.
 >>/853249/
Hello,
It is holding up fine. It is tweed, and it isn't like a hat gets rubbed the same way as a coat does. I am getting used to wearing it and forget about it during the day. I am a bit worried about being identified by it but the only alternative is to stop wearing it which rather defeats the point.
My hair is looking much better now that it has grown in a bit. It is still shorter than I'd like but I am no longer embarrassed to be seen without it.
I intend to keep the hat as a major part of my wardrobe even after my hair has grown back.
I got a haircut today. Hairline has receded further and the greys continue to multiply.
I got the scissor cut again, a bit shorter this time. I think I might need the clippers next time my head is too large it needs more hair removed to pass as human.
Got the beach ball effect again.
Ears are too large and protruding for the really shirt cuts though. No good options. NEET life.
 >>/853312/
You only need 8 hours of sleep a week.
I usually either sleep and extra hour on Sunday as a treat or I can sleep an extra 8min 57 everyday.
Didn't get my todo from yesterday done, which means I have little hope of getting today's done - I'd have to complete both days tasks today, impossimble. Which means I won't manage tomorrow's either. WOE. May as well start again next year.
 >>/853333/
I purchased two focaccia-crumbed chicken schnitzels, some double smoked ham, mozarella, and arrabiata sauce to make some chiggen parmies in the weber.
 >>/853381/
I'm not sure. I doubt they'd have enough to cover the grand jackpot on every machine, as well as a couple of thousand in incidental payouts for each machine.
They have probably got accurate average figures for a day's payouts and only hold enough to cover that and a bit more.
Their T's and C's probably say they reserve the right to pay you by EFT or cheque.
neets have you ever heard of a game run in dosbox having some sort of backdoor in it that can infect a modern system?
 >>/853384/
As far as I am aware, DOSbox implements a sandbox and 'should' be OK as far as old viruses and stuff goes in the game media.
That said, somebody may have written something that targets or tries to escape DOSbox.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-16/instagram-tiktok-fitness-gym-influencers-teenage-boys-health/103580964
ABC trying to stop young men being strong and looking their best.
Young men shouldn't be vain like women. Admiring themselves in the  mirror and worrying about ridiculous things like facial structure.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/careers/man-facing-life-in-prison-after-admitting-to-heinous-crime-during-job-interview-to-become-a-police-officer/news-story/cb36b848392fb78ce1d5cd5ea60ef7e8
niggers are extraordinarily dumb
I am trying these little cardboard block firelighters instead of the kerosene-based firelighters I used to use to light the heat beads for the weber. Going for the natural chemical-free vibe.
I was a bit worried about how they would perform but I looked out the window just now and could see a heat haze above the charcoal chimney so they have done their job.
 >>/853408/
You can use just about anything under a chimney to get them going. Just be careful with paper, as I’ve had lit bits of paper escape  from under the chimney before.
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Wish I could have a barbeque again, haven't been to one since before the pandemic, no friends anymore, long for the taste of flame and smoke cooked meat
 >>/853411/
You don't need friends for that, although there is something to be said about standing around a barbecue with a beer and shooting the shit.
Possum invited me around for a barbecue once, but he insisted on feeding me like a baby bird. I found the whole experience a little strange.
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I want to become a ninja master but sadly wasn't born into a ninja clan. Is it too late? Can we have ninjutsu lessons at the neet compound?
 >>/853400/
You'd be surprised how many criminals self identify to police. Normies won't approach police even when they should, so police tend to know that the people who approach them are all bad news.
Where do people chat about their favourite book series these days? Do they still have web forums? Is it all on reddit? Telegram channels?
The hijabi girl being trained on the woolies checkout had an unpleasant attitude when I gave her some advice about putting the cold items in their own bag away from the other items. I don't think she's going to make it. Arrogant and dumb.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/teen-ballerina-snaps-leg-after-being-forced-into-difficult-pose/news-story/239db1e3caecb3e2c6e3dc76843d435a
Do you NEETs reckon you would have a viable case if you went to the ACCC or similar to complain about an onlyfans thot pretending the man in her video is her stepfather when he isn't?
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hacking/australian-healthcare-provider-victim-to-largescale-ransomware-attack/news-story/ff314e308438a2af521687352430e88d
> Online prescription provider MediSecure victim to large-scale ransomware attack
 >>/853479/
https://recipelibrary.net/individual-meat-pies/
basically a meat/gravy mixture in a pastry casing
doesn't have to be beef, could be chiggen or whatever
1. different pastry
2. different seasoning
Lasagna is a pasta, this thing is like a crepe.
Lasagna is basically flat spaghetti.
 >>/853496/
Yes and they love hearing me play the porno over the phone, I complain that the woman getting ass fucked by the horse isn't really enjoying it and just faking her orgasm.
It's a long wait for them to pick up the phone but it's worth it.
 >>/853500/
Both I use the mobile first and after that gets blocked I move onto the payphone.
Sometimes they manage to block the payphone so I ask somebody in the street if I can use their phone for an "emergency".
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Got on the neet fight camp wagon today at last - proper diet, deadlifts, 10km walk, situps, and a workout on the equipment at the park. Rather than feeling tired I'm feeling energised from all the adrenaline.
weber plan went right out the window with that fucking meeting
faggy english twat and some german going ja ja ja
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Cunts whizzing past me on the way home from wage riding the dunga with only one working gear, fukn sick of being stranded without a car. Very low IQ swarthoid crew at the office absolutely bored shitless and thinking about buying a working car. E mailed the guy with the station wagon 4 sale and checked the bus timetable. Had an opportunity to abuse the Pay-e-scooter battery crew, the retard zoomer kept saying "oh Nice" when I was telling him how many I had chucked off overpasses and how I was gonna make a powerwall at home from the scooter batterys I was gonna boost and how his job is to put dog shit on foot paths. The builders rubbish is still on the lawn of the pajeet rental across the street. Had some metamucil because my guts are still not right, that shit turns into gel in seconds, its crazy difficult to drink. gonna get the calculator out after I made my lunch for teh wage tmrw, see if I can make two cars work.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/turns-out-linkedin-is-a-dating-site-who-knew/news-story/1ab1ec072d2312791e61a920f72a5969
 >>/853510/
>  that shit turns into gel in seconds
It should have the same consistency as water, if not, you are using too much of it or not enough water mixed with it.
 >>/853503/
Just the usual wagoning. Taping down last night and tonight, feeling mostly back to normal now. 
This is probably the worst fall off I've had. Boy who cried wolf and all that yes, but this one has struck something deeper inside me. A scary vision of the future.
 >>/853537/
Time to assert your dominance over her. Take your phone out and take some pictures of her arse. Make sure she can see you do it. 
 >>/853539/
Smart neet, you can't trust hairdressers with your real name
I said my name was Ben and when she asked what I did for a crust I told her about the lobster removals.
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Yep? People are retarded. Bad HDD. 

Installed new SSD.

Had use a special usb keyboard and particular USB port in order to hold the "option" key to get it to boot from a USB

Winning.
My father used to sit on the lounge with one hand under his massive pelican chin to support it and separate it from his chest.
He was a vile fat individual.
Pajeet at the newsagent today bought so many lottery tickets the machine was spilling them out in one long line that would have measured in the metres. Thousands of dollars worth.
Buying for everyone back in Bangalore I guess.
I hate immigrants so much.
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 >>/853565/
BASADO!
 >>/853566/
Yep really uplifted the front Kiosk. that old AMD athlon was crashing regulary and the ancient LCD monitor was shit. THis has literally 1/3 of the power draw

i have been going around the shop with a killl-a-watt lately and some of the the things i found blew me away. The pair of my studio monitors drew 70 watts idle and i had them on 24/7 for a year
Can women actually write good music? I keep noticing that most the people who get songwriting music credits are men.
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 >>/853580/
GOD I HATE MAC OS SO MUCH

i had windows and now the shop is fully *Nix

i dont need a 3rd operating system in my life and i dont need to buya another set of software liocenses.....my 2012 macbook air has been running nix flawlessly since 2016......

apple hardware and linux are a truley based combination of industrial design and non homosexual software environemnt
Full massive band, so much talent on stage at his concerts. And what a voice!
Great set of songs. Whispering Jack and Chain Reaction era absolute peak kino.
> Crown Melbourne Casino operates 24 hours a day, seven days a week with the exception of Christmas Day, Good Friday and ANZAC Day. The Casino entrances are closed on these exception days from 4am to 12 noon the same day.
I saw Jimmy Barnes live in the 90s too. Another great performer. Used to love Cold Chisel. Used to watch The Last Stand VHS on repeat.
I got greedy with the genital shaving again. I knew it was only safe to do the pubic area and the shaft, but I couldn't help but try and do some of the scrote too.
Immediate disaster. Dark blood literally dripping onto the bathroom floor.
It has stopped now. I don't dare to look at it. Never again. I need to buy some of that hair removal cream.
I went into the bathroom. The toilet water level was mysteriously low. I'm wondering if the snorkel has been active again.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/59n8ab/what-ever-happened-imelda-marcos-3000-pairs-shoes-philippines
 >>/853596/
 >>/853600/
He drew big crowds.
I liked an album he did called 33 and 1/3, its mostly motown covers.
I thought it was about Jesus' age when I was a kid, but its the speed of EP records, LPs are 45rpm.
 >>/853572/
 >>/853578/
I got a wave on inspiration to go fishing again last month. Went twice and haven't been again. Got nothing both times, was humiliating watching the asians on the jetty next to me get fish after fish.
Are all massage places actually just tug job places? I knew a white girl from high school who became a professional masseuse, is she really just a pro tugger?
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Was given a lanyard without a badge as I apparently registered after they had run out of badges.
Made eye contact with a girl who gave me a look of revulsion.
A couple of people I knew pretended not to notice me.
Got turned away from the building supposedly hosting the talks by some bitch claiming it was a "secure area".
Lot 14 smells like sewage.
Came home.
She is calling the taxi driver a fucking cunt for being late. They have been waiting out there for ages again.
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Tomorrow night on womboflix...Team America: World Police (2004) - popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.

Then on Sunday, Pootie Tang (2001) - adapted from a comedy sketch on HBO's "The Chris Rock Show," Pootie Tang is the ultimate superhero. A cool-walking, smooth-talking lady's man.
Had a large zinger stacker combo, a piece of original recipe, and ten nuggers. Feel slightly better.
 >>/853685/
Looks like a 69-72. Won’t know without seeing the front and back. It’s not a 68 as they had side pipes. 72 was the last year with chrome bumpers.
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 >>/853724/
> This is such a handy appliance. More than just for toasting sandwiches, it does sausages, fish, other meat and eggs quickly as it does both sides at once. I love it.
 >>/853769/
Line weight should be a bit less than what the rod is rated for. If your six footer is rated for 6kg or something, I'd probably just stick with 8 or 10lbs braid (ie 4-4.5kg) plus a flurocarbon leader of the same weight. You want the line to break instead of the rod.
 >>/853774/
Been watching his vids a lot recently,  how to read a beach and catch worms etc. And Steve 'Starlo' (guy who was on the Rex Hunt show). I really am a novice. Don't even know the proper way to dispatch a fish or gut 'em.
 >>/853780/
Starlo had a video the other day on the basics and it had a bit in it on dispatching fish by either brain spiking or cutting under the gills.
I was writing a well meaning positive spin on it post in reply to a depressed neet but started laughing and deleted it.
 >>/853781/
Everything I have read over the years all point to AirVPN, don't expect great speeds though as the nearest server is NZ (the last time I looked)
 >>/853804/
Kind of splashed out on ingredients already mate 
You can pay id 20 bucks for some fancy white bread and ham from The wog deli. I’ll
Also need 50 bucks for an Uber there and back.
I emailed BO about lifting a ban this morning that was affecting my mobile phone but he didn't reply and then all the bad stuff happened at the bleep bloop thing
 >>/853813/
 >>/853816/
Sorry I didn't respond to your email as promptly as you would have liked, but I do not have that email open at all times. I only check it every now and then.

I did not find a ban with the exact ID you cited. I lifted two bans with very similar IDs but I do not know if that will do the trick.

It may be possible the ban was a global one issued by an Admin and would need to be lifted by one. I don't know if that is how it works.
The ALDI choceur brand coconut chocolate is good stuff. Better than Whittakers and less than half the price.
 >>/853840/
> good reputation
How does one even build a 'reputation' on an ANONYMOUS imageboard anyway? 

(You) don't have a clue who is who, like ChickenShit-eatingDinner before you. Just give the board to an actual NEET ffs.
 >>/853853/
> Just give the board
Can't give the board if noone creates an account here and sends an email to BO containing the username and saying he applies for the position.
The guy with the car I messaged hasnt got back to me but the ad is still up online. I dont know if he's being a jerk or expects me to offer more than the asking price. Might put in $200 more than he wants.
 >>/853906/
If you pass the game it gives you a code that you send off to the company and in return buffy comes to your house (circa 1999 buffy) for the night so I'm trying really hard to finish it.
I am on to the final book of the Dune Series. It has taken a sexual turn. Cringe dirty old man vibes.
Hi Harry. I have a BF and I know the model but my ute slipped its timing chain and its now parts, hence I dont have  vehicle at the moment which is why I want to come up through the week because I'll be on the bus and I need to visit the bank for that much cash. I know that the market value online is way undervalued because falcons are the most repairable vehicle since the F series, thats why, if the car is on the square, I'm offering $7500 and I wont be asking for inspections this or warranty that. Its going straight into the restoration work i had planned for the ute. Plus you can be assured I back my cars with work and money put into them and yours wont get used as some mobile rubbish bin or a teenager party wagon. Hit me up if your interested, I need to know if your not so i can look in other states. Thanks
If I was a cast member of Hey Hey It's Saturday, and John Farnham had been a guest, I'd have simply referred to him as John Fart Ham and destroyed his career.
Of course he did that himself, with his terrible attempt at replacing F. Mercury in Queen, and then gifting You're the vocie to Albosleasy's "voice" campaign.
 >>/853917/
> going
Fine I guess. I haven't noticed any regrowth but it is too early for that. The shedding seems to have slowed which is good.
> side effects
Yeah, I am way calmer and more relaxed with social stuff. I think that is a consequence of the test boosting effects. My mood is a bit more stable too.
 >>/853920/
Benis is fine.
They should have given me some sort of quasi-hippy extreme sports name.

I could have been Bodie but instead I am NEET.

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