/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Which one of you mongs voted for Police academy moovie?

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Had a pleasant little nap, feeling much refreshed and comfy. Might have some cheese.

 >>/858022/
I nominated it, voted for it, and will be watching it.
It is a good fun film.

Thinking about trying another hundo in that poker machine. I can't let it win.

 >>/858033/
> Might have some cheese.
The Mersey Valley?

 >>/858035/
Go get 'em webby. Good hunting.

I was worried that the apron was peeking out the bottom of my T-shirt today. I had to walk hunched over to make sure it was covered. But then the T-shirt was riding up at the back, exposing the obese upper crack area.

It is not safe for me to leave the house. This obese body is not fit for public consumption.

 >>/858038/
The day you buy a mu-mu is inexorably approaching.

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 >>/858038/
In this world the large are in charge neet. Let it all hang out and be proud of who you are.

 >>/858034/
it was good when I was 12. Then I grew up.

 >>/858036/
I should get some, but everything is so expensive these days, I'm just mainly eating home brand vintage cheese.

god that nap was good, feel great, might actually do something today

 >>/858041/
Sometimes it is nice to go back and look at things from our younger days.
Also I feel like the passage of time (Police Academy was released 40 years ago!) gives older things new interest because they become a time capsule of a vanished world. It is a different type of humour now.
I think the NEETs will enjoy Police Academy. I hope you will be there with us.

 >>/858043/
> might actually do something today
That is crazy talk.

 >>/857989/
How much is a month worth of groceries for you? I could never get everything I need for 1 month. Usually I go several times a week.

Had my JSP appointment. I'm not sure what their actual purpose is. I've been to 3 now, given my resume, and they've offered me nothing. Each time they just ask me what my plan is and ask me how I'm handling my points target. It's basically a fake service.

 >>/858047/
They are there to bullshit just as much as you are.

 >>/858046/
Food costs for me average $4 a day.

Time for an afternoon no-doze pill. I love these fucking things so much.

I was having a good conversation with a girl. She looked very similar to the girl from late last year. Everything was going well but I panicked for some reason and just nodded my head before power walking away. I went up some steps to get away and she watched me the entire time with a wistful look. What the fuck is wrong with me? I fucking hate myself.

She had such a soft sweet voice and I adore that on a woman.

 >>/858052/
Relax NEET, there will be more opportunities. You will do better next time.

If I see her again I'll talk to her and just tell her the truth and hope that she finds it endearing rather than pathetic.

 >>/858055/
> tell her the truth 
What is the truth?

Sick of that forced meme already

 >>/858057/
It is a good meme. Does it hit a bit too close to home for you?

 >>/858058/
Your that pedo spammer from 4chan

 >>/858059/
nobody's perfect, right?

 >>/858059/
I am Bradley.

 >>/858058/
No I just hate people trying to force garbage memes

 >>/858061/
 >>/858060/
Go back you fucking loser

 >>/858063/
If you are getting this excited about 4chan namefags maybe it is you who needs to go back.

 >>/858064/
You stick out like a sore thumb here cunt you don't belong

Last night I heard a truck park outside my house so I looked out the window and it was two women who had got out and were looking at their completely unsecured load of tree branches.
They poked a few of them back in and then drove off. It was only when I went out today morning that I saw all the ones they lost down the other end of the street. Branches all over the road, just left right in the middle.
Stupid cunts.

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 >>/858067/
Now you know how trev got his facial expression.

 >>/858051/
I am glad to have made you dependant

100 in, 0 out

 >>/858036/
> mersey valley 
thank god i detoxed from that stuff, but then like i any junkie i picked up the hard stuff camembert

 >>/858071/
camembert is fucking soft like your brain you spastic retard

 >>/858072/
It is gay slang for meff.

 >>/858022/
It will be okay.

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 >>/858074/
I want Hogwards

 >>/858047/
the JSP isnt for you its for the gubberment.

Regular randomised appointments make sure

- you aint overseas banging thai sluts with aussie dollars
- you aint got some other job you didnt tell them about
- are who you say youare and arent lodgine multiple claims

my experience with them was a mix confusion, uselessness, and occaionally utter terror. And i at least tried to dress nice and be on time....

 >>/857989/
NEETgod smiles on you.
 >>/857993/
Maybe she had dealt with you before.
 >>/858001/
> CANING
Hot
 >>/858021/
How unexpected.

 >>/858072/
its basically pure fat, its wjy kim jong un looks the way he does.... gourmet cheese.

 >>/858070/
You boong.

 >>/858078/
What haven't they murdered him with his imported cheeses and cognacs?

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I want to go on Farmer Wants A Wife and win a wife and a farm and have a family.

 >>/858037/
Webby wouldn't have let it win in the first place.

 >>/858082/
It wasn't me playing you absolute dipsticks.

 >>/858039/
I read that as inorexia.

I don't even know what the name of the machine I was playing is.
It had bulls and matadors.

 >>/858044/
The mongs will mimic the gurgling voice guy and the one that sounds like a helecopter.

 >>/858052/
Go back.

 >>/858076/
> my experience
Nobody cares

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=Tango India Foxtrot Foxtrot==

 >>/858055/
Dont appologise. You were busy and the other thing was more important. If she asks what you needed to do, say nothing.. or you needed a shit. 
They like it.

 >>/858058/
It doesnt make sence, if he's an incel how's he fucking a lardarse?

 >>/858065/
I hadnt notixed.

 >>/858088/
lets get this straight, no one cares about (You) even though you are here you dropped out of society and zero positive interactions with anyone in real life

 >>/858091/
That's all he can get. He knows he would be better off with nothing at all, but for some reason he keeps lifelessly pumping.

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Been flooding the neighbour for an hour and a half now.

 >>/858078/
> gourmet
Its pretty bland. I bet you think mozzarella tastes savoury.

 >>/858091/
I bet she's an obese middle age hooker, and wojack is 39 years and 364 days old

 >>/858083/
I know. That's why I said it.
You might've caught mongdom from us.

 >>/858095/
Well done. Good system.

 >>/858095/
well done neet, next empty the septic tank into his yard

 >>/858085/
Bull run, or bull chase or something I think.

 >>/858095/
i was going to tell you how to easily fix this, but people rocked up and i forgot

 >>/858101/
> Bull run
That was a battle in the American civil war. The confederates won.

 >>/858102/
Fix what?

 >>/858101/
BUUUUULLLLLLNNNNNNNAAAAAAAADDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 >>/858075/
I dunno any wardstones against hogs.
But hogs are your friends anyways.

 >>/858100/
> septic tank
Haha ozzies are seppos too.

 >>/858094/
Then he's not an incel. Like the rest of that internet crowd. Just punching above their weight and think they deserve better. No different to the foids they sook about complaining that they can only get beta dave instead of thundercock chad.

Do they have indoor plumbing in Hungary? Or do they just empty buckets out the window onto the street?

 >>/858095/
Genuinely impressed. Good work.

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 >>/858107/

 >>/858101/
It is called The Bullfighter I think.
There is one called Bull Rush but that is different.

 >>/858108/
In the middle of winter the poo freezes mid-throw.

 >>/858109/
Thanks. I just did some tapping on the tank and I think it's about half empty, which fits with a ~10L/minute flow rate.

I'm in a slightly manic mood now thinking about her.

Me too. Just thinking about how wild you both would look together.

Soft feminine whimpers as he chenches his robust buttocks with each thrust.

So concerned about his hairline that he keeps his hat on during the act.

 >>/858117/
kek

 >>/858115/
She was wearing a frilly black dress with a black flower motif in the lacy bits and some colourful flower patches stictched on. I know that sounds awful but it worked quite well. It was very charming on her.
I have started counting my sightings of flat caps in the city. Today was 7 but a typical day is more like 3 to 5. Mostly on men thrice my age but occasionally a young woman will wear one. I find them quite striking on girls although I think I'd prefer they wore cloche hats.

It was the Raging Bull pokie that I played.

 >>/858119/
> but occasionally a young woman will wear one
slap her

 >>/858119/
FRM has ruined you. Women look at clothes, men look at figures.

 >>/858122/
If you saw the female excrement that walks around up here, you'd appreciate a girl that actually put some effort into her clothing and appearance.

 >>/858117/
Kek. I walked around for a bit yesterday without the hat and I wasn't worried. I prefer the look of the hat but it is not so much about hiding the hairline any more. My hair looks a bit like how Jude Law's hair looked in Enemy at the Gates. The barber was right about the short length hiding the thinning.

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um no, no they didnt ......

 >>/858122/
Clothes say a lot about someone's personality.

> 858125
> [X]

this may be a mong question, but is there a cut of pork that I can roast that has less fat/crackling and more meat?

 >>/858128/
loin or tenderloin
pure meat

 >>/858128/
The boneless shoulder can be quite lean, although individual ones will vary.

 >>/858125/
I thought ol bil was just giving that shit away for free now, didn't expect they made people pay for it.

 >>/858131/
just find a volume licensing key and use that

 >>/858127/
shit bait cunty

 >>/858128/
 >>/858129/
this i usually get boneless lamb shoulder from woolies same deal applies to poink

 >>/858132/
correct any old key of any old win 7 craptop will work

 >>/858131/
> expecting a jew meagacorp not to jew

i dont know if i already wnt through this all but two random? hardware failures has made me fully de windows ans de google my workshop, we are now free baby only time windows 10 gets run is win 10 AMe in a Vitual machine

dominos autism box for tea

 >>/858134/
Brown hands box.

 >>/858123/
I'm from Davo. You can't appreciate real culture.

 >>/858126/
Mine are from the op shop.

> 858089
> 858093
> 858133
[X]

 >>/858127/
BASED

 >>/858128/
Loin, but they're better for steaks imo.
Pork isnt a good meat.

 >>/858060/
Is that normal?

 >>/858141/
That's the wrong 4chan personality.

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 >>/858140/
> Pork isnt a good meat.

 >>/858140/
There can be a lot of fat on a good loin.

 >>/858143/
As smallgoods, ham or bacon it is, but its fatty and not a nice mouth feel. Needs to render and is easy to spoil.

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 >>/858143/
agreed pork mince is shit especially when you accidentally add it to a curry

 >>/858145/
I love a good pork chop or roast.
I am disregarding your opinion.
Disregarded!

 >>/858147/
> pork mince
Yeah that stuff is bad, it doesn't even taste like pork.

 >>/858084/
(You) have Unorexia

Pork spare ribs with plum sauce. Yes!

 >>/858148/
A good pork roast will have an inch of fat on it. On any other animal, they'd cut it off but pig needs it because it's dry.
I also think the Jews know something we dont, likely regarding genetic engineering.

 >>/858089/
Based.

 >>/858152/
> the Jews
And suddenly it all makes sense.

 >>/858095/
Honoured to watch that video

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Made an Indian veg fried rice. 
Hard to portion but about $3 a serve. 
Instructions on /ck/

 >>/858154/
I eat smallgoods. Love a good mettwurst.

 >>/858115/
 >>/858119/
Hot!

 >>/858156/
Well done NEET. Looks great.

 >>/858156/
Yummo.

 >>/858157/
> a good mettwurst.
They're hard to find these days. most of it ends up stuck between your teeth.

I would have paid money to see Shitey fuck that Miss Kitty.
Mong voyeurism fetish.

 >>/858162/
I'd have paid more for the afterward footage where she's basking in the afterglow babbling incoherent female shit and he's responding with autismo logic.

 >>/858163/
Yes I can see the appeal of such a thing.

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 >>/858162/
I would make miss kitty wear a cat collar, drink milk out of bowl on the floor, crouch down on her hind legs and make meowing noises begging for my bwc.

Feeling a desire. Might just start the wagon on Monday. 
Wanna have a poke.

 >>/858166/
Go for it NEET. A couple of thousand in won't be a problem.

 >>/858159/
Right on the spicy end today, switching to frozen green chillies means I can use them by the fist full, and cloves, cinnamon and cardamom pack a punch when boiled.

 >>/858166/
> Might just start the wagon on Monday.
Sounds do-able.

 >>/858160/
Tendies and chips will also be available at the commune

where did the steps lead to? Did you duck into the toilets and lock yourself in a stall?

 >>/858166/
Start with no stando before lunch wagon.

 >>/858170/
Some NEETs have uncomplicated tastes.

 >>/858166/
loser dickhead!!

drinking pink moscato now
we're in a relationship

 >>/858133/
What about your coffee machine. doesnt that run on win 10 lte or some shit?

 >>/858175/
Hot!

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Are boong cycles are real?

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At a cafe for a treat since I’ve gone durry free so far today. Severely underwhelmed by the savoury muffin and chai latte. Should have stayed home.

 >>/858179/
Have a smoke lol

 >>/858179/
You need some springies.

What should I cook in my new airfryer

 >>/858179/
> DURRY FREE
Well done NEET. Sometimes just getting out of the house is the treat.

 >>/858180/
Poorly bantered.

 >>/858182/
A nice big pork chop.

 >>/858182/
 >>/858181/

 >>/858182/
black and gold nuggets

 >>/858180/
fuck I was just typing that, neet hivemind

Watching Fallout S01E02

 >>/858189/
Don't return it to the video store late. I've got it reserved.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JXiMkbFFQT4
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't Sarah Hanson-Young's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fartunate one, no

 >>/858178/
His sobriety caused my WA deeneracy.
He knows better.

 >>/858190/
its widely torrented, took five minutes to DL

 >>/858193/
How did you know I'm on the DL?

 >>/858182/
Tendies.

 >>/858178/
No. Not real and not a good meme.

On the Samboy atomic tomato.

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> trying to think when the last time I was inside a video store was

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Which number would you say to Centrelink staff in person?

"I pay my parents ............ board and lodgings weekly"
> a) $360 (minimum to get payout)
> b) $450 (most reasonable for circumstances)
> c) $475 (potential max payout)
> d) $600 (definite max payout)

9 roast pork and baked beans sloppa feedpacks into the freexer

 >>/858199/
> $360 minimum to get payout
Who told you that? Have you even looked it up? Just google it.

 >>/858201/
Says tht you can get $4000, next week

 >>/858200/
Well done.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kH2THiYfYmA

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jv5AbnrxPs

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 >>/858201/
 >>/858202/

its from my own retarded calculations 
the ones online (picrelated) are only lodging, not including board
you shouldn't separate board and lodging, it fucked me over 

board = the provision of meals and accommodation on a regular and continuing or indefinite basis
lodging = the provision of a room that the recipient can access as required on a continuing or indefinite basis

There’s a minimum amount of rent you need to pay to get Rent Assistance. For every $1 of rent you pay above this amount, you’ll get 75c.
If you pay board and lodging, cenno works out how much you can get based on lodging only.
If you can’t tell cenno what you pay for lodging, they use two thirds of the total board and lodging amount you pay as rent. 


2/3 of board + lodging = rent amount 
473 div by 2 = 236.5 x 3 = 708 (max, couple)
314 div by 2 = 157 x 3 = 471 (max single shared)
237 div by 2 = 118.5 x 3 = 355.5 (min couple) 
397 div by 2 = 199 x 3 = 597 (max single/shared)

from picrelated $473 is the largest minimum of any circumstances to get max rent assist

 >>/858206/
Are you understanding that the table you attached is fortnightly rent, not weekly?

it's another /ausneets/ defrauds cenno night

 >>/858207/
im fucking retarded bro 
i thought it was weekly
why am i not on DSP yet

 >>/858209/
Good question.

 >>/858209/
> why am i not on DSP yet
Probably because you underestimate how unwell you are (mental illnesses can be invisible to some extent to the sufferer - it just seems "normal") and possibly because you have felt too overwhelmed to go through the steps and scrutiny needed for a DSP application.

You should do it NEET.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-miQ6_FTtN0

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/deal-is-done-australian-taxpayers-to-fork-out-600m-for-png-to-join-nrl/news-story/cbdc1b45274bbe883117ecbd5c6ac2c7
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Your regular reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO!

If you would like to be the new BO please email [email protected]

So far the only applicant is Tiffin. One other NEET has emailed to endorse Tiffin.

Bean NEET has emailed to offer his services as a volunteer for the new BO when chosen.

 >>/858215/
So you got 3 emails from Tiffo?

 >>/858215/
what are the requirements/qualities your looking for in a BO?

Final Solution: Part 2 when?

 >>/858215/
I'm going to remain a vol so I can ban Nuro.

tank seems to have drained
on satdee i tie rope to it and pull off stand

 >>/858220/
Bill it?

 >>/858220/
Bill's assisting, i hope

 >>/858215/
This isn't going well, is it?

Weber pushed me over with his pinky once.

 >>/858215/
> Bean NEET
he'd like to remind tiffin that as a trusted legumist, he can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground bean caves

 >>/858095/
So the tank works perfectly and the stand its on is steel, but you saw some easily repairable wood had rotted which prompted this clumsy, misbegotten adventure to deal with a small chore, in the end. You do You, neet, and enjoy.

 >>/858217/
The new BO will need to ba a high quality NEET. One who does not disrupt the board with bad behaviour. One who does not indulge in brown snake attacks on other NEETs.
The new BO will need to have the time to be present to moderate the board.
The new BO cannot be someone who wants to make any radical changes.

That is about all I can think of.

 >>/858226/
You cant drink it and shut up.

 >>/858227/
So, mongaro.

 >>/858221/
 >>/858222/
Probably. I'll get him to stand between the tank and the neighbour's house in case it wants to knock the fence down.

 >>/858226/
Ah yes, please tell us how you were going to replace the rotted timber under a full tank of water weighing in excess of 2000kg.

 >>/858229/
He can be BO if he would like to.

 >>/858231/
car jack
wood
saw
ruler
thinking hat.

 >>/858233/
lol

> tfw no thinking hat

Acquired a procurement.

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Scored!

Full-price total: $33

Discounted total: $3.75

 >>/858237/
Well done NEET. Well thrifted.

 >>/858227/
Banning IGAY and going back thru the catalogue and deleting his posts in damnatio memoriae style is not that radical when you think about it.

 >>/858227/
Bars pretty low.
 >>/858237/
Big win. Stir fry that cabbage before it goes south

 >>/858156/
It's glistening!

 >>/858182/
What happened to the old one Greg?

 >>/858242/
It died of shame.

 >>/858227/
Are you resigning or just getting more help?

I'm not sure if it exists already, but have you ever considered a board for aussies in general and not just neets?
A wider audience would get more traffic and allow for more specific niches like aus cars and whatnot. 
The board as it stands currently is basically just 1 repeating general, I think it has more potential.

I was working with a server hosting autist trying to make an aussie-only chan website based off the 8chan.moe framework,
but we couldn't find someone who would do webdev for free and went our own ways.

I have done many ad runs before and would happily pay to advertise a similar project to get enough traffic.

 >>/858243/
I wish this board would die of shame

 >>/858244/
I am resigning. Selecting my replacement.

> have you ever considered a board for aussies in general and not just neets?
That sounds like too much. I am just grateful for what we have.

 >>/858245/
This board has been good to us, don't disrespect it.

 >>/858245/
put the board and the air fryer in with monk's nanna

 >>/858187/
Chuck those moldy nuggets in teh bin!

 >>/858190/
It's going into the after hours return slot, non-rewinded.

 >>/858194/
Your accent.

 >>/858200/
That's one hungry whitegood.

Fucking normies reeee

 >>/858227/
Can I have a crack?

 >>/858213/
It must take a lot of confidence to be a conductor.

 >>/858250/
Yeah give it to IGAY, that'd be the end we all desperately need.

 >>/858250/
Probably. Send me an email and we will discuss it.

 >>/858252/
Taiwan flag is FIFO I think.

 >>/858249/
What have they done now? What new outrage?

Come back to us Monaro.

 >>/858214/
Pointless considering most/all teams are a motley crew of races.

 >>/858237/
Fantastic haul.

 >>/858256/
It is his bed time very soon.

 >>/858246/
> I am just grateful for what we have.
I dont have an appropriate meme

 >>/858219/
You would lose that position if the Tassie Discord Devil is in charge.

 >>/858250/
BIG SPRINGO LIVIN

 >>/858259/
 >>/858256/
He's well routined.

 >>/858244/
> not just neets
It is not just for neets and not just for Australians.
But it has a specific format.
> allow for more specific niches like aus cars and whatnot. 
> I was working with a server hosting autist trying to make an aussie-only chan website based off the 8chan.moe framework,
but we couldn't find someone who would do webdev for free and went our own ways.
This is Endchan, you can make your own boards, and don't have to be bothered with running a server and a website since it's already in place.

 >>/858263/
It is how he regulates his mental health. He is a good NEET.

 >>/858250/
Age of the Springie.

 >>/858259/
Soon.

Fifo better be good.

 >>/858265/
> mental health.

 >>/858269/
Not real?

Its when he goes online for the twinks.

 >>/858271/
There is no stigma any more.

27min and we'll be off

 >>/858272/
Your a stigma

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Night.

 >>/858274/
That was the stigmata, or we thought it was. It turned out just to be strawberry jam.

 >>/858275/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/858273/
What does that mean?

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 >>/858264/
do you remember /neetlyfe/ 

oh i member !

 >>/858239/
This has already happened to several now forgotten neets, erased from existence.

 >>/858281/
RIP ProudNEET.

 >>/858280/
> /neetlyfe/ 
flopped because several of the cooler neets refused to join

 >>/858278/
10

strange omens

 >>/858283/
It died of the cringe

We need weber to setup auschan

 >>/858283/
I couldn't be seen with those people over there.

 >>/858287/
Already set up a wordpress and a chan for a cunt on here and he couldn't even be bothered renewing his ssl certificate

 >>/858280/
Yes.
But with that other one it was a splinter from this group, and not for "potentially new" users.

I went outside to collect a large strawberry sundae and a large chocolate sundae and there was a Possum on the neighbour's shed looking at me and then pajeet rocked up and said they gave me the aforementioned large sundaes as well as two regular sundaes so I had four sundaes and it was a struggle to eat them

 >>/858291/
Why did they give you extra sundaes?

 >>/858288/
My agent told me to hold out for a better offer and a bigger dan voucher before joining

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 >>/858293/
I don't know.
Going to watch tele

 >>/858287/
Yes

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 >>/858291/
> getting sundaes delivered via ubereats
I don't normally judge you neets, but you really did cross the line there. They have to be eaten within a minute or two of being made or they're terrible.

 >>/858291/
Sundaes for days

 >>/858295/
That Possum judged you for ordering all that ice cream.

 >>/858297/
> I don't normally judge you neets
I do, and I am now.

Have become a hermit, woe

went for a nightwalk in the park, saw a dead possum by the path

I had a big list of goals for today, only achieved some of them. This could be because I set unrealistic goals, but is probably because I'm fucking lazy.

How many of you are on the auspol thread?

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 >>/858308/
Are you talking to me?

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 >>/858306/
 >>/858306/

 >>/857448/
I got a block of their new 'salty liquorice' the day before the sales ended. It's really nice.

 >>/858264/
> This is Endchan, you can make your own boards, and don't have to be bothered with running a server and a website since it's already in place.
We wanted to make a standalone website that was not associated with whatever other questionable boards are on the host chan forum
We also made it specifically to only allow IPs from Australia, everything outside blocked
Making it into our own actual brand was important too, plus the potential (but very unlikely) ad revenue if it took off

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We are so back

 >>/858307/
Was ausneets mentioned?

 >>/858307/
auspol is dead

 >>/858315/
Hopefully not, the pedo that spams shit in that thread is trying to worm his way into this place now that he's killed it.

 >>/858316/
lol

 >>/858312/
So block people from using Tor and VPNs in a surveillance state without actual freedom of speech, and datamine them for ad revenue.
Great plan.

 >>/858319/
It's probably a plan to bring back  >>/858316/

Good morning NEETs.

 >>/858321/
Harrumph.
Fucked up dreams and dreams within dreams. I blame that ice cream.

 >>/858322/
Sir and Doland strike again

Hi Neets
Fretting about having to remove vehicle interior trim already.

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 >>/858322/
Your eating code is ganked.

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 >>/858319/

Rain

 >>/858329/
That one made me laugh kek

Bad dreams, woe

 >>/858332/
Filling up the rainwater tank again.

Fucking bossman tried booking me in for work on the 10th of June, which is a public holiday. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

off to office works

 >>/858336/
You'll be cashed up for the King.

 >>/858337/
Staples please.

 >>/858335/
Filling up the neighbours driveway

morning bros, somehow things didn't go my way yesterday, gonna try again today, also going to give up sugar for the 100th time

Might get a digital ID for mygov

did a poo, that's something achieved at least

Got what I needed at Office Works. Got a bacon, egg, and cheese from Subway and a Jolt and a Mondster for breakfast.

back on the skyrim ambiance music

Could go a 5ft pinay slut with poor english skills tbh

No action from the back section

 >>/858347/
Time for an instant

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 >>/858347/
you need to PUUUUUUUUUUUSH

I could so go a family sized custard tart right now, catch the diet wagon tomorrow

 >>/858350/
the woolies ones taste like crap

 >>/858351/
where should I source one then?

might do a swear and a random nordy later on

 >>/858353/
I don't know. It only seems to be the supermarkets that made sharing size custard tarts.