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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/youtube-star-ben-potter-dead-after-unfortunate-accident/news-story/e36985333e61fb9ce33e02eefa3a9515
I bet he tried sucking his own dick












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I love walking around my city, while i am high.
I feel myself so fucking special on back places in bus, when around me are happy couples, elderly people and little innocent childrens and I am just there, floating away with a large bottle of energy drink and my eyes rolled back in my head.




































 >>/863128/
You can get them for free, but they don't work.
They were around when the beta variant was around, which is closer to what they're supposed to detect. 
Now we're up to FLiRT+.
The alpha-delta variants are probably closer to the current variant of the regular flu.. so fuck knows what it's detecting.















https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/qld-soldier-sergeant-matthew-reid-first-aussie-to-complete-8week-jaguar-course/news-story/9acfece7f63f97e9caf6062f781101a4
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I hate being on the train when there is some disgusting shitskin child screaming nearby. At least the blacks control their children, the pajeets just let them scream in their hideous language.
I bought a Chambray suit yesterday. I'm going to need to get some nice loafers for it. I already have the rest of the outfit together. It will be nice in the summer. No photos yet, maybe later.






https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-12/cricket-variation-tape-ball-rising-in-popularity/103870172
shitskins are now trying to claim they invented wrapping a tennis ball in insulation tape















 >>/863127/
i am sure it was toilet block next to kids playground on sunday + riding home in the cold. Fucking kids are spreading everything at the moment there is even pneumonia going round 

 >>/863128/
 >>/863129/
this they are so far behind who knows what really is going round 

 >>/863132/
thanks mate

 >>/863133/
i am still planning to go for a whiz and get some sun, plus a friend owes me an oxy so there is a high chance of yeeeeeeeeaah even with aids

 >>/863172/
holy shit that bad eh ?





morndings. 
woed, stressed, demoralised. 
driving up norf today, garn get maccas lunch then mints and mongsders from coles then starbucks and start the journey. hope my bald front tyres dont give out and hope theres no rectal catastrophe 
One day I'll live a more based life than this



 >>/863180/
Don't think so. The physio put some strapping tape around my shoulder a few weeks ago and it gave me a rash. Think the rash kind of spread to my back. I can't reach the area I need to scratch, so I have to rub my back on the doorframe to scratch it. Wish I had a gf to scratch it.





















































































https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gold-coast-woman-hospitalised-after-sex-mishap-on-first-date/news-story/1490efe71ed315db6f78032ea8270737
vile harlot with a giant gape





























I wanted to get to Broadmeadows but accidentally caught an express train to Smithfield. Waited 12 minutes to catch a train going back but I monged out and failed to check it wasn't express to Liz Lizbef. 17 minute wait now. Woe.

































































































 >>/863397/
Yeah I need to learn to catch with that and stop worrying about needing all the other stuff. Had zero luck even collecting pipis the last two times I was out. Next time I'm taking some form of 'bait bait' and will also try catching worms. Will keep you updated.



















































Just do the needful
> Over 60 delegates including multicultural community leaders, government, academics and the water safety sector will gather for a two-day nationally focused workshop to prioritise high-level solutions for addressing drowning among Australia’s multicultural communities.
http://royallifesaving.com.au/about/news-and-updates/news/water-safety-experts,-community-leaders-and-government-gather-to-address-drowning-among-multicultural-communities








 >>/863455/
I am looking forward to their recommendations that will no doubt be wacky. 

In some states, school children are offered swim education lessons as part of school. It will be interesting how they justify such an approach for adults as I don't see any other way than physically teaching them. Will be interesting to see if I can remember to follow up.


The other inconvenient truth most people aren’t ready for is that jumping in and trying to save a drowning person is basically suicide 99 times out of 100. This should be included on any warning signs.

































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i umpacked all my shopping and did some cooking. I think i have legit over a years worth of food and apart from getting stuff like cream and onions and eggs I dont need to go shopping ever again.



Just got the email from exetel I was expecting regarding NBN price increases
> As a result, your 100/40 Mbps plan price will change to $94.99,
seems like all the providers will be increasing prices to cover the costs of the speed increases.

 >>/863496/
It's bullshit. If you don't really need the speed I would consider downgrading. That's what I did a while back but upgraded my speed back recently due to price increases. It sucks. For such prices the services should at least come with basic service guarantees.












I went shopping. Got chicken thighs, loin chops, a roast chook, bunch of fruit, bread rolls, lawash flat bread, kimchi, tray of can tomatoes. Other things I cant remember. No lollies or chips.










Catholics might be on their way bck

According to ANSA, Francis repeated the term on Tuesday as he met Roman priests, saying “there is an air of faggotness in the Vatican,” and it was better that young men with a homosexual tendency not be allowed to enter the seminary, [the institution where priests are trained].


































































































 >>/863614/
no he means some retarded leb (lebanese) muslim piece of shit from sydney who is basically a low level street thug who likes to think he can rap and thinks he has some immense wisdom to impart on youtube
absolute piece of shit and I hope he gets shot and killed one day




































































































I just cooked some brussels sprouts in the Mike Lando. They were VERY GOOD.
Wash them, trim them of excess leaves then put them in a Mike Lando safe bowl.
Add a very little amount of water (two teaspoons max) and add a pinch of salt.
Cover and Mike on high for 5 minutes. Stir, cover and mike for a further 5 minutes.
Remove and add a large helping of butter or margarine and stir until sprouts are coated and absorbing the buttery goodness.
Eat when sufficiently cooled.











Off to the gym now. I noticed before that I am developing a little paunch. I've cut the lifting without cutting the food haha. Need to get back to doing it 3-4 nights a week if I'm going to eat like this.





Signed up to Reddit to make a post (get a sanity check) on a technical matter. Post gets hidden pending moderator approval as I have no post history. Coming up on an hour and a half now. Sub has 750k subscribers, so there must be some moderator faggots online.











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 >>/863740/
i was also meaning to report i scored a spot deal on ali express. I got this combo oscilloscope / multi meter for 66 dollary doos half price amd discounted some more  and it arrived in 4 days...pretty blown away. Link if anyone is interested 


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005661605508.html












































































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> https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/musk-says-both-tesla-shareholder-resolutions-passing-by-wide-margins-2024-06-13/
Elon Musk's $56 billion pay package gets restored in a vote of approval by Tesla shareholders


 >>/863820/
They'll do everything they can to fund it
> Musk’s X demands money from laid-off employees, claims they were overpaid
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/musks-x-demands-money-from-laid-off-employees-claims-they-were-overpaid/














 >>/863832/
I used to be part of a boardgaming group that played every weekend, it let me pretend I was somehow a sociable normie. But I don't want to go back to that. If I ever take up a hobby again it will be by joining a makerspace and building an army of robots or something.















 >>/863843/
We'd have a pepper pie trip to Gawler South bakery, then take the bus along the road from Kersbrook to Hahndorf Rd, stopping at all the Cobb and Co stations. Stop at Verdun and Balhannah. The butcher in Mt Pleasant. Get some chockies from Melbas, some mettwurst from Hahndorf, and a bucket of strawberries for home made jam the next day.. which I would charge my time for supervising. After a few times, we might book a stall at the markets to sell jars of it, and charge the yuppies $15 a jar, who think they're doing a service by buying something made by people with a disability. The clients can keep the profits to spend at the pokies afterwards.














































At an OT equipment store listening to them feint interest. Probably garn sell them 4k of useless junk. A decent computer chair is alright. It'll be in a spare room for 3 years and then hocked at cashies for $20.




 >>/863890/
> Did they run out of Italian herb and cheese bread?
Nah the fat bitch ahead of me ordered a footlong with that bread and as the girl started to cut it she said she didn't like something on the top of the bread and wanted it swapped with another loaf.
Then when whatever she'd ordered (diced chicken or some shit) went into the oven she asked they they pull it back out and put tomato sauce on it and then grill it.
Then she complained she wanted more lettuce.
Then she demanded a second type of sauce.
Then at the till she ummmed and ahhhhed about what biscuits she wanted and ended up buying about 3 containers of the fucking things.
Then she had to fuck around to pay with her smart phone instead of a card.
Just completely oblivious to how much fucking around she was doing and everybody else queued up behind her.
Fucking fat bitch.








Motherbat delivers her entire Subway order as one long sentence. Somethinkg like "Hello, I'd like a six inch chicken fillet on herb bread with no cheese and all salads except capsicum and jalapeno and no sauce". Obviously this causes problems for the typical worker with the memory of a goldfish.



 >>/863909/
Mine is a footlong sweet chicken terriyaki on plain bread, put olives, onion and cheese on the bread to toast it and then baby spinach, tomato, cucumber and carrot with sweet onion sauce and salt and pepper. I feel like I repeat myself 10 times if I go, which isnt often.


 >>/863912/
> I feel like I repeat myself 10 times if I go
Yeah it's easier to start with just the length, bread type and then the sandwich type.
Wait to be prompted for cheese.
Wait to be prompted for toasting.
Wait to be prompted for salads.
Wait to be prompted for sauce and salt and pepper.






















































































 >>/864002/
> unpleasant
They are probably enjoying it in a way.
I assume that scorpion death wish thing is some hot spicy burger. Some enjoy extreme pain, some don't but do it for their pride (which they enjoy if it gets polished, even if for the stupidest and meaningless things).

















































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Good Evening NEETiophiles

Just got back home. What a blessed day. Public holiday here on the coast.Perfect weather.  Finally ridden of the bat aids. Listening to to new records that arrived today, having champas and cheeky smoke. Got the whole weekend ahead too. 

WINNING!

























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