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What a weird day. Have not been exercising or gooning particularly hard this weekend and eating good. Went to bed earlyish last night 

Slept in till 9am. Got out of bed at 11am for a customer and to have lunch with Dad. Got home 1pm and immediately went back to bed. Slept until 3:30pm. Avoided all caffeine and stims. Was tired all afternoon...

Not feeling hungry after the steak. Having some canned chilli beans for din dins. Not even baking some hash browns.... might watch an episode of the boys and go back to bed.

Very unusual.....
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thats a terrrible emoji without context

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i was shook the other day when i found my favourite roast was no longer cheap any more....back to normal prices. They were probably selling us the the remains of that saudi boatload that got turned back a few month ago :|
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Means cutlet, like a schnitzel. In Japan often you just get a plain schnitzel in a bag. 
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It's a fusion sauce so not really. There are proper Japanese sauces you'd use in other dishes, I note the sauce because this is the only dish I make with it.
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was garn do some stretches but it's too fucking cold, just garn bed, will get on the exercise wagon tomorrow fr this time no cap
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I went with 7 minutes for two medium size spuds. All the YouTube recipes say to put them on a 'microwave safe dish'. But I'm like " Well what's that glass turntable thing for anyway?".
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Tempted to get a bacon deluxe hunger tamer box and a storm flake as a late night treat but I know they'll forget the storm flake and that'll piss me off. Might just get some maccas and a frappe thing instead. At least the wagies at my local maccas are consistent.
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It was given a good clean and the spuds were on some paper towel for good measure. All that radioactivity plus the heat from oven must kill any bacteria right?
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Went well. My old card had massive coil whine to the point where i couldnt even play a single game without hearing a whine. I couldnt even play at 144hz without hearing whine. This one works wonders. No fucking whine unless i take of my headphones. Just a little whine. But if i keep headphones no whine.
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I have a problem. For the past 2 or so years i've been hearing a vibrational/electric noise constantly coming somewhere from around my window and you will hear it throughout the room. It sounds kind of like a tesla coil and for example if i sit away from my window at the other side of the room it will sound like its near me probably due to the fact that its so noisy. And im not crazy because my mom has confirmed that she can hear it aswell. I called local government and they sent over some people to see if they could locate the sound from outside but they couldnt. I have a few suspicions. 
1. I am being targeted by a sonic/directed energy weapon. This is very plausable due to the fact that i cant find the source of the vibration noise and that its coming from my window so i have a suspicion that someone might be targeting me through me window. Why? I dont know but its possible.
2. Electrical wiring fault. This is another plausability simply that the electrical wiring is bad somewhere in the walls. But ive lived here for a long time when i was a kid and as an adult and this noise only started fairly recently in the last 1-2 years. So this is less plausable.

I really only have 2 plausabilities due to the fact that several of my neighbours have moved out and new ones have moved in and the fact that the noise has never stopped.
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I've also had symptoms similar to havana syndrome and thats why i became even more inclined to believe i have been getting targeted by a sonic/directed energy weapon
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 >>/870234/
NEET it could be several things. I would not jump to the most sinister conclusion and think about energy weapons etc. Not without any evidence.

There is so much technology and machinery involved in the modern world, it can be very hard to locate the cause of things like this.
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> called the government

> they sent some people 

either this is literally what happened and your country is next level nanny state, or whats more plausible is that you need to take your meds.
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Neets we need more pictures of you guys doing boong things. Everyone except fifo has been letting the side down lately, and even he hasn't posted binge pics for a couple of weeks. Lift yer game.
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 >>/870234/
It's entirely possible that something outside is producing white noise and the glass is just filtering the sound which passes thorough. Another possible/ related phenomenon is that glass can oscillate at high frequency, just like it would rattle.

I would try going outside and seeing if there's a source of audible noise like an air conditioning unit, then try bluetack on your window
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Just got back from the interview. 2 older blokes with my resume on the table in the office area. 
I was kinda nervous, mouth was dry, not sitting comfortably, talking fast. But I got through it. Rocked up without a minute to spare. Could possibly get it. Just worried about the 8am starts. 
Got down to 0 last night, everytime I rolled over the pillow was ice cold. 
Time to seize the day
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I went for a drive. I found myself in one of these new housing development areas. The normie pods.
No footpaths, narrow curving roads. Sudden dead ends. Cars parked on the sides. You have to go around corners driving on the wrong side of the road and hope for the best. No visibility.
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> Taxmanian lakes freexe over as Central Highlands town of Liawenee plummets to chilly -12.9C
http://abc.net.au/news/2024-07-03/liawenee-tasmania-lakes-freeze-over-coldest-july/104051742
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The snickers peanut brownie bars aren't bad for a meme flavour, maybe not a full flavourtown, but definitely ok.
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Fucking linux reeeeeeeee. The trackpad Paired fine..... but some asshole removed all the functionality out of the blueman app. It no longer lets you set up a device with a pin what the actuall fuck. Took me an hour to figure that out. Eventually got there with the command line fuckery. Wew loving all these new gestures.
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jesus, maybe i won't upgrade to mint as i had planned, seems like you need to code just to use your pc. i will stick with xp pro for as long as i can
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> well maintained
i believe they haven't updated it in a decade or so, same with win 7 and possibly vista which i'm not sure anyone uses despite it being newer. supposedly windows 7 is decent, 8 is hated, 10 is good, 11 is hated. good lord listing those out made me realise how behind i am kek
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It's a beautiful sunny winter afternoon neets, might go for a walk and listen to some music. Maybe I'll see some wagies and laugh mockingly at them.
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> ergonomics 
nah after a decade of using a macbook air anything else just feels weird

> What blueman version are you running? 
2.3.5
they used to have a setup device wizard, fuck knows why it was removed 

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sliding your fingers on an apple trackpad is like fingering pussy 

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nah give mint a go, maybe try 20 it just werks, 21 was unusually buggy for me, and if you have whip out the terminal you learn to like it
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Mission completed. Data cache retrieved. High calorie food cache retrieved. Trail marked with night vision beacons. Spar harvested. 

Tiffin would approve.
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any of you ever visit the /brit/ thread on 4chan international board? it's probably 65% australian posters and possibly the most banterous place on the internet
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no i dont vape

Pariston are you feeling ok ? i reported  >>/870308/ because it was was false flagging me and trying to cause drama, shit you explicitly said you were not going to tolerate

really scracthing my head about this one dude.....

t. the real nuro
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Got an email saying someone tried logging into a instagram account i didnt even know existed. I changed the password and logged in. Biggest mistake of my life because i saw the profiles of classmates from like 7 years ago and now im flabbergasted that im an ugly autistic fuck while they turned into chads and stacies. I'm not even remotely making this up. Every profile i saw they were attractive. And here i sit a fat ugly fuck. Fucking unfair!
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7 million australians of working age don't work, the most common reason is sickness and the most common cause is mental illness
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Ok, I've formulated a plan that combines dietary progress with dessert - I'll go to the shops and buy some slices or something, but I'll only eat some of them rather than binging like I normally do. The rest can wait until tomorrow and the next day.
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Rice and mince with franks red hot and kewpie mayo consumed. That's all 3 meals for the day, 2 of the meal-prepped. 
Maybe an apple as a snack before bed if I need it. Diet wagon is so easy. 
Now to open my first goon bottle.
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The brownies are actually really good, had I not resolved to eat them at 2 per day I would have no defence against them.
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Read some of the first notes I took in Google Keep from 2019/2020. 
Woe, some things haven't changed
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Bringing back vivid memories of life with the ex-misso. The midday work from home boongings, the shed choofs, struggling with bills, clouded thoughts, etc.
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Not by the milligram they aren't. Mints have no flavour, have some kind of chemical time release mechanism, and in general aren't enjoyable. They are very clearly the 'quit smoking aid' of mouth tobacco products. They're better than gums, and patches which I haven't tried (gay) but not recreational either. 
I'm not trying to quit. Cruisey needs to wake up and face the enjoyment of nicotine, we're in a new age
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Just got my electricity bill. What's going on with this government rebate thing? Does it happen automatically?
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https://www.krqe.com/health/ozempic-wegovy-may-be-linked-to-risk-of-rare-form-of-blindness-study/

LOL
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Todays plan: 
- Make bed 
- Meal prep breakfast burritos 
- Gym (Cardio) 
- Haircut 
- Browse shopping centre for clothes, buy a book
- Job applications 
- Continue sorting old clothes 
- Check oil in car
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Paid an extra 300 on my power bill, that gets me to just over 400 ahead, so hopefully when I get my next bill in August it shouldn't be too bad.
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fixed my stupid blowtorch lighter, the silly asians in the ching chong factory always put them on settings that makes the flame as small as their dicks.
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Do any of you NEETs feel you have too much compassion for others?
Like when someone mistreats me I always tell myself something like "He probably has undiagnosed mental illness he doesn't realise what he is doing to me".
This sort of attitude is meant to make you a "good person" by forgiving others, but I think it has just made me miserable.
It makes you repress the anger and rage. They say that depression is anger turned inwards.
I think I might have been better off punching the people that fucked me rather than making excuses for them.
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this is part of being white and can work in your favour though, often a lot of the people being cunts to you really are just going through it or having a bad day, and you can make friends by giving them the benefit of the doubt. doesn't work when interacting with sociopaths though (if such a thing really exists) i think some people are just naturally mean
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> part of being white
I think this is true and also why so many of us are suffering from mental health issues now. Overwhelming feelings of guilt.
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Once you realize that people who disadvantage you are retards then its pretty clear that whether they do it by mistake or on purpose doesnt matter, they did it because they are retarded. So feeling sorry for them because life sucks when your a retard is kind of pointless because retards gonna retardate.
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Monk get a job there soon
> Australian Government partners with Amazon Web Services to bolster national defence and security
http://minister.defence.gov.au/media-releases/2024-07-04/australian-government-partners-amazon-web-services-bolster-national-defence-and-security
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Caved in, went to maccas and bought a coke and an apple pie, feeling physically good but mentally guilty.
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Is there an rpg with pepes and wojaks? There should be, maybe an action rpg where you venture into deep dank dungeons in search of rare memes and to gain basedness points.
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been on a tinnie bender for 3 days now, this is when it starts to get risky, if i stop i'll have 2 sleepless nights and go even more crazy though. aside from the physiological detriment, the texts and emails relating to real life have accrued to the point i know i have to stop soon. worrying to say the least
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the liver is the only organ capable of fully healing itself, it's the noggin you have to worry about. you've all seen those middle aged tinniebeasts that lurk at pubs in the morning, their brains are frigged and i don't want to take that path, my liver is not even on the radar as far as worry goes
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it unironically isn't, just do a 3 day water fast an your liver is back to new. you sound like one of those boomers who doesn't understand cancer is a metabolic disease from carbmaxing. certified mong, state of ye
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kek
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miserable from being inside all day in the cold and just staring at my screen, might go out to kmart and buy something, you neets want anything?
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> cancer is a metabolic disease from carbmaxing
Remember when steve jobs was diagnosed with cancer and ignored his doctors medical advice and beat the cancer?
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A ute has been stopped opposite my house for about 15 minutes. Engine running. Sitting out there in the dark.
I can't make out who is inside. There is something ominous and threatening about the situation.
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Back from the shops. No happier, but I do feel more energised, which is what I want as I don't actually care about happiness.
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$10 for some new shoes, and some groceries, but I still have to buy more stuff tomorrow. I'm also going to make breakfast burritos here for breakkie.
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The house over the road gets a lot of uber eats deliveries. Brown hands carrying brown takeaway bags in most days of the week.
I can't help but judge them for it. They should cook some decent food. They have kids.
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> LEAKED VIDEO: Trump on Biden he’s “quitting the race.. I got him out” he’s an “old broken-down pile of crap… Now we have Kamala. She’s so f—king bad”
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I was looking forward to the next Captain America movie, but reports say it was crap and now they're spending another 100 or so million on reshoots, I have lost interest, it's gonna suck.
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I remember back when I was growing up Thursday night was late night shopping night and it was a big deal. It Felt weird to be at the shops after dark. All changed now.
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Heard what sounded like someone messing with the keyhole in my door while i was laying in my bed. I rushed out and slammed my bedroom door open and then i could hear someone fucking rushing down the stairs.
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What do you aussies think about Stimpee (youtuber) if you've seen his videos. It seems to me like most aussie youtubers are pretty damned gay and obsessed with homoerotica.
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cringe

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-07/louise-goode-20-plus-year-fight-for-home-destroyed-thornbury/103889390

turns out its just a batshit schizo bag lady squatter and even the leftys got jack of her cruising off them.
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F L U S H E D
> Rishi Sunak’s Conservatives are expected to lose badly in today’s UK election – but a new populist party could do far, far better than expected.
http://news.com.au/world/europe/uk-politics/uk-general-election-2024-britain-braced-for-huge-election-shock/news-story/c7fc63b2536e1ad7a3739a67b41c690d
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No, another one. Cow's include medication, I wont forget that. This was just taking a client to an appointment, which he could get to by himself but I said I would.
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I have put a load of washing on. You have to be very careful about choosing wash days in winter.
I do not own a dryer.
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Good Morning NEETs

3 shots of coffee a dexie and some brainforce and i am barely awake. JEB! levels of energy today. 

Over ate yesterday. Still digesting that chip-bab. Rainy, Cold, wanted to stay in bed. Already had 3 customers.
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Its been weeks since i had the flu and i am still fucked. Everyone has had it. My brother is working at the kings warf casino development in Brisbane. He said the union wanted to shut down the entire site down because so many people were getting sick.

But not a word about it on the news....no hysteria... no covid clown show. 

FUNNY INNIT
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I watched it I'm not sure it is that good. Maybe it needs an audio remaster to really pop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hrd767Xzfk&pp=ygUaYmF0dGxlc3RhciBnYWxhY3RpY2EgaW50cm8%3D
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I finished watching The Wild Geese. It was not very good.
It needed more Roger Moore. His was the best performance, better than the actors with higher reputations.

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