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Went to the fishmonger. Got some gar. Just fried a couple fillets and found out they dont know how to prep. Bits of scales and bones through it.













Went to shit midway through my edging session. I was holding my cock upwards because I was fully erect. I somehow pissed as the poo came out. Got piss fucking everywhere.













I need to have a shower but I can't stop shitting. On my seventh so far. Why the fuck does this happen? I won't shit for a few days and then I'm like a fire hose.

















































I am surrounded by the elderly here. All the neighbours. Ambulances, nursing service hatchback visits. Weak old voices floating in from the street.
I feel surrounded by death.




















https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/in-sydney-s-little-india-raj-has-to-close-his-food-cart-by-7pm-or-face-council-s-wrath-20240709-p5jsc9.html

Imagine the rubbish
















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this is a meme from /brit/ (formerly brit/pol/) it deals with the complex emotions associated with going to work. it is from a broader meme category known as "toil hoomers" all of which came from 8brit as far as i can remember











6000 people without support coordinators due to the ndia price freeze.
Theyre acting like $100+ per hour for basic budgetting and consulting isn't enough.





kek https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/kings-guard-horse-bites-tourist-so-hard-she-faints/news-story/86f9676e50d253223c94ad34a1878604







































https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/hero-father-identified-after-sydney-train-tragedy-20240722-p5jvjm.html

Pajeet cannot escape the train anywhere






















Not going to use my phone in bed tonight. Also all the light globes in my room are blown. 
Just going to put the phone out of reach and head into the land of nod. Should be easy given I slept like 2 hours last night




























https://www.noticer.news/one-in-five-australians-disabled-autism-increasing/
> A record 21.4% of Australians are disabled and autism is up 41.8%, disturbing new figures show
kek














Very productive coding session at the library today. Going to try for a session every day until I've got my shit together. This is working well.






Big mother fucker huntsman on the bin that only because visible when I put it on the street due to the street light
Took off all my clothes to double check and I'm safe



































 >>/877576/
there was literally no media coverage thismorning on abc because someone used "nasty words" in the hearing 

owen on the war room is breaking the hearing down live right now.









https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/australias-paris-olympics-outfit-roasted-in-viral-social-media-post/news-story/5922ad55a8512e267d98267c0e3eb199
these ungrateful parasites live a life of luxury, leisure, and international travel on government funding and have the gall to criticise the uniform
they'll get to the olympics and fail to win a medal and spend their time fucking niggers




































https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/an-australian-tourist-was-reportedly-found-with-her-dress-on-backwards-after-an-alleged-assault-in-paris/news-story/2f46a54cc9562f4ecccc733ee17a3d36

Why are French people like this


















I want to print and bind something. Should I just go to Officeworks or is there somewhere else that is better? It is a one off, not a heaps big run of something.


























https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/food-item-thats-been-banned-from-2024-paris-olympics-menu/news-story/43035b9d5cd86718dcec384d87c26357
> no chicken nuggets will be available for athletes. Instead a soya-based nugget option will be on the menu








 >>/877675/
I don't know how things are handled these days, but back in the 2000s, whenever a TIO complaint was lodged the ISP had to basically pay them (the TIO) $5k or $10k immediately which went into a holdings account and then the process went through. If no fault was found they money was released, but if the telco didn't respond in a timely manner or the complaint was upheld they forfeit the money. At one point it was being weaponised by gamer nerds when they got banned by IGN or whoever.



Used a watering can to rinse the dirt off the car windows so I can see out of them again.
This is the NEET equivalent of washing the car.


I took a photo of the mound of shame next to my battlestation before I cleaned it up yesterday, but I didn't want to post it because it would become internet famous.












 >>/877691/
No, I intend to use it as a bread spread as a healthier alternative to dip with crackers. I might make it into something along the lines of French onion dip and toast the fuck out of some small slices of bread to replace the crackers.






























Still getting through The Guns of Navarone. Gregory Peck is an absolute black hole of charisma. Just nothing. Sleep-walking through the adventure. Looks severely depressed.






 >>/877662/
Nominally 9-5 but it can be hard to tell as they vary greatly in how they count hours. They tend to either work like dogs way beyond what they're paid for or do two-fifths of fuck all and just collect a cheque. Lots of working time is spent in meetings or just fucking around with coffee machines and gossiping like old biddies. It is very common for some hardworking autist to do lots of work and then have their more socially adept colleagues take credit for everything. The postdocs tend to get fucked in this way pretty badly. The women especially have an easy time getting away with that sort of thing. The whole place is a den of vipers.






Wage off. Got a book, Goldseekers of the 1890s which has some collectable stamps in a sealed envelope thing in it for $4, and a large stainless steel soup pot (about 10l) for $13.
Also got a chicken burger and an a&w root beer.












 >>/877729/
Yesterday somebody in the psych department reached out about fixing some CGI scripts used for surveys or something. Replied back asking for details and access and just radio silence since 4pm yesterday. Totally unprofessional.







 >>/877747/
It also strikes me as utterly bizarre that a university with both a paid IT team AND a computer science faculty AND x thousand students would rather pay $150 per hour for external support.









https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/henry-cavill-lifts-lid-on-bond-twist-in-the-ministry-of-ungentlemanly-warfare/news-story/728b198fef1d3d6e1cfb5896edb02a44
wwii england featuring a nigger and a mexicunt



































 >>/877794/
Last time I got the Spicy Lovers (when I was desparately broke), they forgot the jalepino and the onion. Got a coupon for another pidser but they wanted me to spend an additional $20 to redeem it. Sar did not redeem.

 >>/877797/
That's actually a pretty good meal when you can get the shapes for $2 on special.
When Fatherbot was an apprentice living in Lizbef and he would drive home to Clare on the weekends he would make up stacks of BBQ Shapes with a square of cheese and a piece of kabana and eat them while he drove.















https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13660109/health-risk-Doctors-reveal-disastrous-effect-Ozempic-boom-slimmers-severe-shortages.html
> retired library assistant Pat Guntrip
unfortunate surname


 >>/877814/
They're right about the shortage too. It's a huge issue about how much it costs those companies to produce each dose. Such a shame it cannot be made on mass cheaply. 
> Novo Nordisk’s $1,000 diabetes drug Ozempic can be made for less than $5 a month, study suggests
http://cnbc.com/2024/03/27/novo-nordisk-ozempic-can-be-made-for-less-than-5-a-month-study.html











 >>/877791/
All the toppings are shit so I just get magerita and drop a tub of Mediterranean deli salad an garlic yoghurt on it. 
They don't make Italian pizza they make Chicago pizza. So you've just got to work with that






https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-23/teenager-pleads-guilty-maryborough-triple-fatal-crash/104130966  

> teen no mention of race

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-23/ndis-plans-disability-overcharging-allegations-katrina-chivall/104024150

> the charges officer ?








 >>/877829/
It's deli style take out where you just get the ingredients that are neiche or hard to make.
I get a olive garden style pizza for $7, and two minutes work. Executives spend $35 on deli pizza instead of going to the actual deli














 >>/877305/
Hot! & Spicy

 >>/877307/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m7AwKharXeQ

 >>/877308/
Mogged by the monger!

 >>/877312/
Young cunt will/must be swimming in pussy.

 >>/877330/
Just not as cooleeh oh.

 >>/877379/
> good sports
ie. tennis and teh beach volleyball

 >>/877404/
The dimmies at my local servo are a buck fiddy each.

 >>/877406/
All the way down?

 >>/877409/
> opens calculator app
5 bucks per kaygee ain't too bad.

 >>/877435/
Finally the animals stood up for themsleves. Fuck all the chink and nigger immigrants/'locals' that disrespect them.

 >>/877440/
Thinking of changing my name to JD Vance tbqh.

 >>/877442/
So cheap he'd buy used skates just to save a buck.

 >>/877471/
Tray mogged.

 >>/877484/
Sounds delicious
 >>/877493/
And there you go again fucking shit up...

 >>/877501/
Cruisey is a law BREAKER. And somebody who lives a life of DISORDER.









































I'm on the way to the gym. I haven't lifted at all in about six weeks. This is my longest break since the lockdowns, maybe longer.
I'm a little worried about it but I can't keep putting it off.






Spent so much already since payday. Yut still so much more to get. Even the 'essentials' like a carton of eggs, block of butter, pack of tissues and carton of milk creeps towards the twenty dollar mark just buying the cheap shit.



 >>/877893/
I think it would be like the end scene of the dark knight rises, where Alfred and Bruce they see each other at the cafe and just give a simple nod, knowing they will never see each other again.





 >>/877902/
I used to think that thirty was a big shop and now I break forty and feel like I've hardly bought anything. I'm buying the same shit as I have for years but prices are ridiculous.







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1: Okay it's very spicy. Ha ha lol...
2: I've never had Korean BBQ before but I'm pretty fucking certain it tastes nothing like this meme trash...

































Had a strawberry sundae, apple pie, cookies, and a large raspberry soft drink. Pajeet also brought a large frozen coke and a large coffee. Not sure if they were for someone else or if McDolans were just getting rid of things made by mistake or left out of orders.

Tele is on. Government keeps running adverts “talk to your baby” and one about not drinking once you realise you are pregnant. Must be a bunch of Gretas being born and other babies failing to thrive because mum can’t tear herself away from her phone.












Morning neets, some fat downie forgot to wash my dishes last night. Place is a pigsty. Might go to coles for breakfast rather than try and make my own.











 >>/877970/
Never been to either of them. I've noticed there are numerous neet support places on discord, but I've never joined them. I use discord only for tech stuff, never for whining about what a fat mentally ill loser I am. I'm more comfortable doing that on an anonymous place.











otiose
adjective [ˈō-shē-ˌōs] 

1. producing no useful result; futile
2. being at leisure; idle
3. lacking use or effect; functionless

There is no superfluous ornament in Possum's orations, nothing tawdry, nothing otiose.





 >>/877983/
(Work Bully) How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Look! Her wit's as thick as Tewkesbury mustard! (his cronies laugh)

Weber: (bravely) Let her alone.






https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13662445/Japan-forbidden-liquid-jelly-drink-drug-free-alternative-Ozempic-safe.html
Watch Albo's faggot government ban its importation


































From and including: Wednesday, 10 April 2024
To, but not including Wednesday, 24 July 2024
Result: 105 days

It is 105 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.

Or 3 months, 14 days excluding the end date.
























finished Papillon 1972, its a powerful moofie with great production value and even stunts. Makes me want to go and find a island in French Giyuana and chill.





















In the JSP waiting room. There’s some brown cunt who can’t speak English so they have an interpreter on the phone. 
That could potentially be as profitable as herding





Ran out of no-doze yesterday. Wound up having a white monster this morning. A most shamfur dispray. Next time no-doze is on special I'll buy a whole tray.













 >>/878092/
I took out about 40k last financial year, which I didnt pay tax on, so now owe 1/3 of it back to the ato.
I need to talk to an agent. The new worker costs 1500 a fortnight, thats with super. Take home is about 900-1000 per fort for 30 hrs. Which is fine. As long as I dont touch it it wont get taxed, so what I make I leave in the business account and that will be used to pay expenses like her. But she doesn't produce any money so I need to allocate about as much as I make in 2 days to pay for her 3 days. Unfortunately I'm a dumb lazy cunt so she's getting paid to sit without a caseload because I need to make up some sort of handover and schedule of tasks I want her to do but haven't.










https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/biden-to-break-silence-after-dropping-out/news-story/ae6e9058e0062cbb2d12f1517c9a591e
trump going to lose biggly































Drove 20 minutes to pick up a rear shock.

Lakeside estate looked comfy. Went for a ride around the lake somewhere new. 

Hopped in car and massive pile up on the motor way. Divert, circle around it, end up in Nambour and get some KFC and some wheel bearings on the way home. Saved me another drive for parts tomorrow morning. 

BASED AND WINNING








 >>/878140/
Week old lettuce.
Too much mayo/sauce.
Order chips with extra salt and they come soggy with little or even no salt.
The hot and spicy boneless is unidentifiable. I doubt it's actually chicken.

 >>/878137/
 BASADO! 

 >>/878138/
 >>/878140/
Its down to a roll of dice. You need to factor what time of day it is, how busy they are / have been and amounts of staff turnover etc....

There are some KFCs that are consitently better than the others, i drive out of the way to go to the best one. Two weeks ago cars were piling up and i just wanted 6pc hot spicy and chups and they were out. Best they could do was 10pc wicked wings and chups and it was shit. Today i got 15pc wicked wings and chups and it was the best i have had. 

roll the dice NEETs...










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 >>/878135/
 >>/878142/
Going to a restaurant where your food is all deep fried in the oil that serves a community, even yet part of the culture within that community, whereby the character of the oil is discussed as serious banter, is about as appealing as lining up for teh Vaxx™ injected from the community needle. Infact if there was to be some poison or venom or toxin or  insidious threat to your health then it is KFC diners who will get, as they say of teh Vaxxd™: Bioweapwnd















A long day for a NEET like me. JSP gave me the tax declaration forms and safety worksafe stuff for the wage I'm starting tomorrow. Physical forms like I would be too much of a mong to do it online. I was kinda wondering if they were sit there and help me fill them in. 6am wakeup for a 7:30 start. I hope I can sleep. 
Then went into the city to get my black market nicotine. Train back was delayed and some weird dude with pink streaks in his hair and an emo outfit had a fit about it, screaming about being late etc. The confrontation anxiety wasn't as bad as that mong at coles but I was still ashamed to feel it when this guy was a scrawny soyboy type. 

 >>/878083/
You seen much combat? 

 >>/878095/
You need an empathetic, experienced helpdesk operator like me to manage these things and other ad-hoc business requirements.




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 >>/878240/
If monk turned up hung over for the first day, but gradually gets on the wagon, his employers will be impressed by how much improvement he's made since he started working there.
















Spending another night looking up songs from The Sopranos on Youtube and reading the comments.
Love my Sopranos people. That show is a way of life for many of us.

ordered something for like 400 dollars from the US and it took several months to arrive. Now that its here it doesnt even work and doesnt do what its supposed to do. Should i just cut my losses? The only way to contact the guy is by making a facebook account which i dont have.







































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