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If only we knew how bad things were
> On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”
http://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/













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When Nuro was a young punk he had this cute scam where he'd rack novels from the Airport mall, read them and sell them to the secondhand book shops, once.






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Back on the Sunrise. Listening to Cow yell at his trustee and housing mob about whether they've paid his rent. He does it every fortnight.
You'd think they'd learn to just say yes, instead they tell him the process of where it goes and that it'll get paid.





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It’s a clock watcher of a wage but she’ll do
Gooks in the lunch room chewing with their mouth open, jeet watching Bollywood YouTube shorts


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 >>/878333/
> in some shit place
> government radio
> constant stream of properganda
> vaccinate your children
> drive within the speed limit
> tax cuts soon
And it just went on and on, some people must listen to hundreds of hours of this shit ever year










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I don't like how on some websites videos start playing but the audio is muted. They should either both start together or neither of them.








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Only had 3 wicked wings plus a single chip but woke in the middle of the night with bad indigestion. Will this stop me from eating the rest? No.




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> I'm autistic and I found love on an app. Here's what I learnt about women
http://sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/im-autistic-and-i-found-love-on-an-app-heres-what-i-learnt-about-women/9eeuygwrn













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https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/2024/deal-kfc-8-box-with-5-original-recipe-8-wicked-wings-8-original-tenders-or-18-nuggets-via-app-25-july-2024/

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Day 9 since my nbn went down, I will be very surprised if my complaint to the ombudsman actually does anything, exetel will simply blame NBN Co and from what I've read nbn is basically untouchable.
> Dear neet
> Thanks for your enquiry.
> We’ve got your TIO case and we’re on the case.
> Complaint reference number: 4#####.
> We will look into your complaint as soon as possible and will contact you shortly.
> Depending on the complexity and the information you have provided your case may take some time to resolve. 

> Kind Regards,
> Meet
> Senior Level Resolutions Team
> exetel.com.au


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You just know their resolutions team goes:
> Senior level for dumbass boomers

> Mega level for normies with more than one iphone

> Ultra level for bossmans

> EXEC level for VIP's






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Cooked a rump steak. Ate it with brussels sprouts and a red onion and red capsicum sautéed in butter.
It was all VERY GOOD. Steak perfectly cooked, medium rare.





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lol AI writes and releases good code
> Sensor Content includes on-sensor AI and machine learning models, and comprises code written expressly to deliver longer-term, reusable capabilities for CrowdStrike’s threat detection engineers.
> The sensor release process begins with automated testing, both prior to and after merging into our code base.
> On July 19, 2024, two additional IPC Template Instances were deployed. Due to a bug in the Content Validator, one of the two Template Instances passed validation despite containing problematic content data.
http://crowdstrike.com/blog/falcon-content-update-preliminary-post-incident-report/














































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Back at tafe today, there's a bottle shop nearby so I went and bought some vodka for morning tea. Helped me get through class until lunch.














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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/hurt-her-queen-mary-knocked-to-ground/news-story/7b489bd46f97cf6aaa1c917b570bee5b
> Queen Mary of Denmark’s eyes “filled with water” as she was struck by a speeding electric scooter while greeting royal fans.
Nuro you fucking boong













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> God I wish I didn't ruin everything by fucking up that job 
It wasn't your fault you got stuck in the lift and used gendered language asking for help on the Slack channel.




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> https://www.cbs12.com/news/nation-world/netanyahu-likens-gays-for-gaza-to-chickens-for-kfc-in-speech-to-congress-israeli-prime-minister-benjamin-netanyahu-israel-palestine-gaza-washington-dc-anti-israel-protesters
> Netanyahu: 'Gays for Gaza,’ is like 'Chickens for KFC.’
The old jew has a sense of humour at least






















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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

If you NEETs want to walk in the shoes of the based one, finally after years of waiting my favourite shoes are back in stock ! Just ordered (2) 

https://au.puma.com/au/en/pd/bmw-m-motorsport-drift-cat-decima-2.0-unisex-shoes/308359.html








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Too tired to do anything
Had maccas instead of cooking
Got a tear and share for breakky instead of meal preping. No gym, haven't even taken my high vis off 
Ready for bed after plonk
















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> I was wearing a tshirt in 10 degree weather like a hard cunt
You are suffering from alcohol induced brain damage that is limiting your ability to feel sensations. You need to get on the wagon before you lose your entire brain.






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When I was last working I'd head straight to Macca's after work. A boig meal and large sundae then straight home and to bed. Kinda miss that life.



















































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https://www.domain.com.au/12-king-street-cunnamulla-qld-4490-2019379673

Look at all that space of the back lawn. I'd put it in a hills hoist, chicken coop and veggie garden.

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> In the 2021 census, the locality of Cunnamulla had a population of 1,233 people. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people made up 44.4% of the population.


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Now I'm a scrubber, runner and a breaker too
I live on damper and wallaby stew
I've got a big cattle dog with a staghound cross
I never saw the scrubber we couldn't toss
'Cause I'm the Feller from Cunnamulla
Yes I'm the Cunnamulla Feller

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnamulla_War_Memorial_Fountain
> There was originally a captured gun or "war trophy" within the enclosure, but this was removed at some stage.[2]







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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/supercheap-auto-issues-urgent-recall-for-trolley-jack-on-safety-fears/news-story/ad3ebd23f549a12cccb40ce794ff28ed




































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I don't know what to think. I have seen through the eye of the needle. I've seen it. I've finally bloody seen it! I've pulled open the hurt locker and had a big old rummage round.




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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be the world war 2 espionage movie Operation Crossbow (1965), based on a true story about british spies who try and destroy a nazi rocket factory.

Then on Sunday, we have the low budget folk horror movie A Field In England (2013) about a bunch of guys who drop shrooms and kill each other in 17th century England.



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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-26/gambling-court-prison-poker-machines-carolyn-crawford-addiction/104016290
> poker machines are the crack cocaine of the gambling world





































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/radical-antifeminism-is-australias-most-prevalent-form-of-violent-extremism-report-finds/news-story/36e4ad3e51a8c49c6f6818c6f798e2ff
I hope you are proud of yourselves.

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> “There should be co-operation and insight from gender experts and civil society who work at the coal face of violence against women,” Dr Johnston said, “to understand these underlying gender drivers of violent extremism in all its forms.”













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Yeah, they'd break if they were loose in his bag. There must be a tower stack thing.
I can imagine he'd thow out celine dions greatest hits if the plastic case got chipped.


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What was Celine Dion and her husband's age difference? Dion and Angélil had a 26-year age gap. They met in 1980 when Dion was 12 years old and Angélil was 38, when he became her manager.



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Software development firms from California keep looking me up on linkedin. Ones I've never heard of.
That's some ai thing, right?
Pretty good marketting because I'm narcisistic enough to want to know who looks at my profile, but too cheap to pay for premium.



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8:30 means he's done the woolies shop and has either begun the poo, or is chuxing it up. Based on the question, I'm guessing the second.
So West by North West, with a 30° incline because he needs to slightly twist to see his date in the mirror





































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/anja-christoffersen-was-born-with-two-vaginas-due-to-rare-condition/news-story/ff2b83154a4581f8e4be9ad7efa5f261
> So my two vaginas, my urethra and my anal opening all come out in one hole.








































































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Quiet. When we see a video of stanners actually anally raping nuro he can claim buck breaker status. Until then he's just some miserable loser in a hovel who sometimes posts pictures of a packet of chips and out of date chops he bought as OC.





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Had a shave for the first time in six weeks or so. I think I told a lie last time I said I had a shower and shave... I only had the shower.















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Maybe a general clean up for half an hour on Friday arvo, but 3 fucking hours. 
The pajeet manager made one of the girls clean the bathroom and toilet. I would have refused.


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3 hours is insane, especially if it isn't being shared around.
Definitely do not do toilets and bathrooms. Pretty sure Fair Work has ruled that toilet cleaning is a specific job of cleaners and can't be forced on other employees.














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Yes it does.
I shouldn't even need to instruct. You high and mihhty wagies can look up entitlements and guarantees without direction but harp on about not knowing you were supposed to be doing without some supervisor holding your hand.



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Just had a long chat with a truck driver who does runs to arkaroola. Ended up talking about a lot of the towns up there. He knows all sorts about milk.
He said Paris Creek farm is the best milk we can get commercially.





















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The lemon-lime hard solo is alright, although I think I prefer the regular lemon version. It's like a more tart or sour version of a lemon drink.
It's zero sugar. Not sure if there's a sugar version.



















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i love when weber has a bit of stubble so i can feel his fuzzy chin brushing against my arse as he rubs his big wet tongue over my saggy old gooner balls



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sometimes he will slide them down his throat until they are touching his vocal cords and then he'll hum cold chisel songs
the way the vibrations run up and down the length causes me to cum pretty quickly















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Nuro was given a blind test to pick which sampled device was a high end in-ear monitor playing via a high end audiophile configuration and which was some airpods playing a spotify song and couldn't tell the difference once














































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He develops hatreds of neets that intensify his insecurities. eg. IGA with cooking, monk with fitness and girls, etc.
The breakdown he had with the pan incident is possibly the worst he has ever been.












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Oh, also that other neet that is studying. He is very embarrassed about his lack of an education and his failure at uni so of course he goes off at him and calls him a "psued" (sic).





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Yeah but, IGA cooks normie slop on a camping cooker and his kitchen bench is a milk crate in his hovel. Monk can only pull desperate poojeetas and hold on to them right up until they figure out that men of their own race would be preferable to his drunk hobo nonsense. So whats your point, retard?





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> normie slop
What is this even meant to mean? IGA's cooking is much nicer than the pajeet made goyslop that fatso lives off. And the point being made here is that IGA is a better cook than nuro which upsets nuro.
> milk crate in his hovel
numpty lives in a toilet after being evicted from a sharehouse for frying shit. IGA is not in a worse position.
> only pull desperate poojeetas
Very poor neetlore. Besides, mongk is still talking to women and having some interaction. Nuro just goes to the beach and stares at women like a horny pajeet. I'm not saying that monk is a slick womaniser or that IGA is some brilliant chef - I'm saying they are better at those tasks than nuro is which he hates.


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Garn cook pancakes. No eggs due to the scarcity. I'm going to soak some chia seeds instead and use them to replace the egg. Hope it goes well. Internets says it works.




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Ten bucks for a 500ml bottle of Coles-branded Aussie EVOO. Or 6(six) bucks for a 250ml Red Island. Went with the latter because I needed a block of butter. This is how the poor stays poor.



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That brings up the point that IGA cooks poor mans food, not because its cheap, necessarily but because it's keeping him poor. If his IQ wasnt depressed then he'd cook from base ingreedients instead of the processed and packet shit he thinks is cuisine.





















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The internet says I have to create a new table with the primary key I want, then copy the data from the old table over. It's too late at night for this old boong to embark on such a perilous intellectual journey.










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I'm still annoyed at the NEET who had me spend several hours fixing his wordpress and setting up an image board and then couldn't be bothered renewing his letsencrypt certificate
...and just checking and now he doesn't even have a dns record any more












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UwU is that in french? does it have sub titles?
What do they mean Only in cinemas? Do I have to go to the cinema?
I hope there is not too much of that alternative reality storytelling, that gets really confusing. 
Kino!






























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When we go to FIFOs funeral we're going to put 1000 springies ontop of his casket before we leave the funeral parlour. For the 1000 good memories he's given us. And no you will not be able to stay behind and eat some







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When I was younger the Olympic Games excited me greatly. Lots of staying up to the early morning hours to watch an Aussie medal chance.
Now I could barely care. It feels like no-one else does either.






































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You should be grateful you can listen in on their lives from the comfort of your own home at no extra cost, you can wank with your dick pointed towards the ceiling and pretend you're jizzing in their food while they eat dinner, they will never know.






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From a quick look it probably is as they probably buy stuff from corporate places cheaply and sell it on. The condition is a flip of a coin beyond the physical description. The device may have absolutely no issues but it could have many undetected faults. Depends on who had the device before.

















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Big fella better be careful of the Mongarians
> Budapest took a 1 billion euro ($1 billion) loan, the largest one ever taken by the state, from three Chinese banks in the spring of 2024, Politico reported on July 25, citing the data of the Hungarian Debt Management Office.
https://kyivindependent.com/hungary-non-publicly-takes-record-1-billion-loan-from-chinese-banks/






















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I don't like it when you are one of the only customers in one of those big stores. It feels like you stand out more and all the staff are more conscious of you.
I went to Coles really late one time and there were shelf-fillers working in every aisle and I felt very exposed and uncomfortable.
I need a decent sprinkling of normies around to help me blend in and not be noticed.


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found some good Nick Cave albums but I had to listen to a dozen beatnik turds to get to it. Was totally worth the thoughts about webers suicide.





















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Good Morning NEETs

got propper munted last night and playing with the mixxxer till 2:30am. Have not done that for a while. Feeling healed. 

Just got up. Nothing but Olympics DEI outrage. Totally predictable bait.










































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For any neets who want a local copy of Operation Crossbow (1965), the link is here:

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You know how they have software filters to improve facial appearance - do they have bulge enchancement filters for when you're taking a crotch shot to send to some qt? Asking for a mate of mine.









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not going well here neets, the camomile I drank last night is still in my system, making me feel empty and energyless. Should've started the day with a 2l bottle of coke, to help flush it out.





























































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