After 2️⃣ HOTTT 🔥🔥 weeks of CUMpetition, the Paris 2024 🇫🇷 Oh-limp-dicks🍆🍆🍆 are cuming 💦💦 to cumpletion 🏁. Starting with a soaking WET 🫦 opening cere-MOAN-y in Paris, the city of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 LOVERS 💋 . CELINE DIJON 🎶 sang her tits off 🍈🍈, RIDING HIGH at the top of the Eiffel Tower 🗼. Hope you grabbed your THICK BAGUETTE 🥖🥖🥖 and never let go!!!
Over 10,000 🤯 SEXY athletes BLEW THEIR LOADS 💦💦💦 as they represented their CUNTRIES 🐈 with pride 🏳️🌈. They tried their HARDEST 🫦 to take HOE-me the GOLD 🥇. GOONING 🤪 to the top ⬆️ of the medal table 🎖️ was the United ‘Bates of America 🇺🇸, OH SAY CAN YOU SEE 🎆! SNATCHING medals in the dripping WET💦👙swimming events and gymnas-DICKS 🤸 to name a few 🫦.