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In year four my mate sperged out hard insisting that aliens were real. He kept going off at the teacher and getting unreasonably worked up over her not believing in UFOs abducting people and then cracking the shits with me for not backing him up.




























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The way I remember it was two rings, one within the other, and both turning, but at different speeds.
I remember being woken up and taken outside and there were other people in the street.
I'm also aware that a lot of it might be just what I was told. It was a thing brought up at school the next day.
















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After 2️⃣ HOTTT 🔥🔥 weeks of CUMpetition, the Paris 2024 🇫🇷 Oh-limp-dicks🍆🍆🍆  are cuming  💦💦 to cumpletion 🏁. Starting with a soaking WET 🫦 opening cere-MOAN-y in Paris, the city of  𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 LOVERS 💋 . CELINE DIJON 🎶 sang her tits off 🍈🍈, RIDING HIGH at the top of the Eiffel Tower 🗼. Hope you grabbed your THICK BAGUETTE 🥖🥖🥖 and never let go!!!

Over 10,000 🤯 SEXY athletes BLEW THEIR LOADS 💦💦💦 as they represented their CUNTRIES 🐈 with pride 🏳️‍🌈. They tried their HARDEST 🫦 to take HOE-me the GOLD 🥇. GOONING 🤪 to the top ⬆️ of the medal table 🎖️ was the United ‘Bates of America 🇺🇸, OH SAY CAN YOU SEE 🎆! SNATCHING medals in the dripping WET💦👙swimming events and gymnas-DICKS 🤸 to name a few 🫦.












































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Been uncomfortably full all night. Had that family pizza, 6 mercury hards and then 1.25L of lamb, then a goon bottle and 5 air fried hash browns. Walking around side stomping like a pregnant woman. NEET lyfe















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I imagine a trading places like short movie where webby and sweetie have to trade places, with webby spending a day crawling around on his hands and knees eating out of a bowl on the floor while sweetie has to spend all day posting on ausneets and doing casual racisms at mcdonalds, just to make her appreciate how easy she has it.




























































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Now I'm all stressed and grumpy. A pub feed, a poke and a tug would be nice but I'm too lazy so I'm garn have a choof. Was supposed to see people today but used worker woes as an excuse not to.












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Stupid NEET, What makes you think I wasnt cutting that beam to space out the rest of them so I could have some chunky outdoor furniture while I wait a couple of years for it to properly dry? I sit here stuffing myself on the finest leftover pizza, uproariously laffing at how pathetically retarded you are.

























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back from lunch
it was relatively expensive, and I don't think she liked it much given she left 3 slices of her the ham and pineapple pizza she ordered
got her a magnum ice cream at the deli on the esplanade
that place is now run by curry niggers, so wont be going back there again











































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I went to the doctor to get my script for the norwood pills renewed. He said my regrowth is really good. The temporal recession is still as it was but my hair has thickened up heaps. I like the way it looks now.


















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In 1 hour we will be playing Gladiator (2000), the story of a former Roman General sets out to exact vengeance against the corrupt emperor who murdered his family and sent him into slavery.

15 minutes before that, at 6:45, we'll play the first chapter from Edward Gibbon's The History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire, a classic work of history and literature, for gentlemen neets of good taste.

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Nuro you haven't slept with a woman since you've been hopelessly posting and attention whoring on this board. Good on you for giving out free durries though. I'm sure all those girls appreciate the late 30s obese dunny dweller and his free stuff







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Already tried but they attacked me with some strange weapon that makes my penis flaccid and I can't rape, when I try to molest them they overpower me and I can't sneak up on them because they can hear my thoughts.
One of them mentioned that they all find my thoughts disgusting and a burden to listen to so with any luck they will start to tune me out and I can try again.


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MI8 for sure. MK2 as well. 28 Years Later looks promising with the original director and Scarecrow on board. The screenwriter of the first two Jurassic Parks is doing this new one as well, so fingers crossed it isn't total shite. Ballerina stars Ada so I'm in. Scary Moofie 6 could be good if only those nigga Wayan brothers would handle it.






































































































































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He is the guy who started alt right corporation, I think he was the puppet master behind spencer. Regardless, then NYT dropped a hit piece on him, and he switched from traditionalism being good into it's bad, and now he is shilling this promethean transhumanism. Now he frequents normie and underground podcasts with mostly ufo disinfo?









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When Nuro left behind his nascent career as a Hollywood stuntman for the more based lyfe as the only honest cop on the Gold Coast outlaw ee-bike task force because of the poz, he also left behind his dreams of opening a burger restaurant to show off his culinary talent and maybe, just maybe get a michelin star for his Nuroburgers, once.













































































































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people say this about titanic (1997) too but i really liked that film. matrix was good also, late 90s early 00s was a good film era. everyone always wonders if their favourable view of the past was just due to themselves being younger during the period but i don't think that explains it. it really was better 25 years ago



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 >>/890041/
For some.

> "So if you live anywhere in Victoria, but also anywhere in south-east South Australia and southern NSW, be aware of this storm risk today."
The wild weather is set to continue into the week, with an extremely windy day expected on Tuesday.










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 >>/890065/
What I mean is that there is a particular type of poster here who missed out on the "great meme war" and tries to live it here without regard for our board culture being distinct from 4chan/twitter.
numpty isn't the only one although he is perhaps the worst.


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> a zoomoid would be familiar with auld lolcat memes to ironically post them in an effort to bully a yoomoid

sort your noggin out m8, i'm almost 40 and kind of agree with you but pre-2015 internet wasn't that good lol




































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I had the net MD and the sony software put a virus on your computer which i didnt know about. The record function stopped working then it shat itself dispite fastidious care and scant use. That was it for me and sony until the PSP and PSVITA



































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The second half of Gladiator (2000) will be on in 1 hour neets. We'll play some of Tacitus's book Germania before the movie, so you can learn about what the ancient germanic peoples were like: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix



















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Minidisc was good at the time but absolute trash in the long run. Its a trash format, Lofi, dead like casette. 

In the late 90s Nuro actually downloaded music from Napster, and used the SPDIF output of his creative LIVE! soundcard to directly record digital  downloads to his DAT. DAT had 3 hour tapes. Yes Nuro had digital downloads back in 1999.

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Imagine bragging about digital audio in 1999 when MP3/BIT was already about 10 years old at that point, and there were various other audio formats in use on the "Internet" before that.







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> mid
Being mid is still being way above you.
> not exceptional
You fried a pan of your own shit. That is certainly exceptional just not in a good way.
> not innovative
Frying poo, shoving coffee up your arse, living in a dunny. Truly marvelous innovations.
> just walk past you
Kek, how did the cigs go, big boy? Did they just ignore the overweight middle aged man?




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 >>/890171/
> My demountable housing is totally not in a caravan park.

You never posted a picture of your shower or toilet when challenged for 3 years now. despite IGA loudly proclaiming "I live in house

You are full of lies and your house of cards is comming down

If you wanted to fix the situation you could just take a photo of your shower now, but you wont because you are full of shit

you have always been full of shit and all you can do is sit here like a parasite on the dole and lie and gaslight and misdirect. 

burn in hell you fucking cockroach


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> all you can do is sit here like a parasite on the dole
You live in a bike shop. You're not exactly winning keegs. 
Why are you so upset? Go and get yourself some seed oil slop and some $7 chardy and cheer up
































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Oral sex eating ass. When you ingest someone else's gut biome there are things (think herpes) that passes the blood brain barrier. Could be contracted from poop food poisonings as well. But mostly eating asshole even a teeny little lick. Well my grandparents only had sex with each other and only missionary no oral. But you don't know that. No doctor in the world asks have you licked a butthole. Did your mate suck your dick after you had sex and your dick was near the butthole? Have you ever eaten someone out and gone home and kissed your spouse? They don't ask shit like this and it skews any data because they don't. Have you ever had food poisoning? Uh oh. Poop got in your mouth. Polio. Poop. Alzheimer's poop.























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Reigning from 180 to 192 A.D., Commodus all but ignored his official duties. Instead, he devoted himself to his harem of 300 females and a like number of males, played gladiator at Rome's Colosseum and ordered the executions of countless foes, allies and family members alike.

BEST EMPEROR EVER





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> Commodus once killed 100 lions in a single day. Later, he decapitated a running ostrich with a specially designed dart and afterward carried his sword and the bleeding head of the dead bird over to the Senators' seating area, and motioned to suggest that they were to be next...On other occasions, Commodus killed three elephants on the floor of the arena by himself, and a giraffe.


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They just couldn't handle how based Commodus really was:
> citizens of Rome who lacked feet (either through accident or illness) were taken to the arena, where they were tethered together for Commodus to club to death while pretending they were giants.





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> He renamed Rome Colonia Commodiana, the “Colony of Commodus”, and renamed the months of the year after titles held in his honour, namely, Lucius, Aelius, Aurelius, Commodus, Augustus, Herculeus, Romanus, Exsuperatorius, Amazonius, Invictus, Felix, and Pius. The Senate was renamed the Commodian Fortunate Senate, and the Roman people were given the name Commodianus.
How many men have actually renamed the months of the year after themselves? Fucking awesome.



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Got some heirloom mushrooms today. 5 smallish ones, for 80c, which she only charged me 20c for them. Had a chicken and mushroom pizza with them. Very nice, closer to the tomato sauce fragrant umami flavour more than the sweet or bitter watery nothing that shop tomatoes have.

















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Snosage roll done. Should have cut it into smaller sections instead of doing one giant bog-log. At the hour mark I made a trivet of sorts using rolled strips of alfoil and then threw her back in the oven, just to help crisp the bottom layer of pastry. An hour and 15 total cooking time. Flavour was nice.

















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Following (1998) is on womboflix tonight neets. Before Chris Nolan was making big budget stuff like The Dark Knight and Inception he made Following,  the story of a young man who follows strangers around the streets of London and is drawn into a criminal underworld when he fails to keep his distance. 7pm AEST.







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Made it from Victor to the city. Had time to kill so got a muffin and coffee deal from Muffin Break for $9. Didn’t realise until it was too late that the apple and raspberry muffin I selected was gluten-free and the coffee was a small. I’ll get a mondster can on the waddle to the place I need to be.














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Imagine driving down the road with your sweetie pie, ABC jazz is in the middle of some Chopin romance, both of you sitting quietly, enjoying each others company and the calmness.. and she changes the channel to nova and some cunt slut zogged anouncer starts up about how monkeypox is in Africa or some shit and they're giving out jabs and donate to palestine.




















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Not to mention electricity, antiobiotics, literacy, counting past 3, having an average life expectancy of 18 rather than 80...those fucking signs are everywhere at tafe and uni, and it triggers my autism so badly so see worthless boongs who never learned how to work metal honored and white men who built everything ignored. Utterly irrational.
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Me and Weber were talking before he sold his his old commodore and he said he had to get rid of it but he needed it to drive to Victor Harbor to visit his motherbat then he said he didn't want to because "She's a real beast", once.






























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It was purely an update to my boss, with nobody else CCed. The only words that might be deemed offensive that I can see were:
> WTF
> get stuffed
> Poojie
> retard
> abortion
> as usual nobody seems to be able to translate for [X]









































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