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In year four my mate sperged out hard insisting that aliens were real. He kept going off at the teacher and getting unreasonably worked up over her not believing in UFOs abducting people and then cracking the shits with me for not backing him up.




























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The way I remember it was two rings, one within the other, and both turning, but at different speeds.
I remember being woken up and taken outside and there were other people in the street.
I'm also aware that a lot of it might be just what I was told. It was a thing brought up at school the next day.
















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After 2️⃣ HOTTT 🔥🔥 weeks of CUMpetition, the Paris 2024 🇫🇷 Oh-limp-dicks🍆🍆🍆  are cuming  💦💦 to cumpletion 🏁. Starting with a soaking WET 🫦 opening cere-MOAN-y in Paris, the city of  𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 LOVERS 💋 . CELINE DIJON 🎶 sang her tits off 🍈🍈, RIDING HIGH at the top of the Eiffel Tower 🗼. Hope you grabbed your THICK BAGUETTE 🥖🥖🥖 and never let go!!!

Over 10,000 🤯 SEXY athletes BLEW THEIR LOADS 💦💦💦 as they represented their CUNTRIES 🐈 with pride 🏳️‍🌈. They tried their HARDEST 🫦 to take HOE-me the GOLD 🥇. GOONING 🤪 to the top ⬆️ of the medal table 🎖️ was the United ‘Bates of America 🇺🇸, OH SAY CAN YOU SEE 🎆! SNATCHING medals in the dripping WET💦👙swimming events and gymnas-DICKS 🤸 to name a few 🫦.



























































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I imagine a trading places like short movie where webby and sweetie have to trade places, with webby spending a day crawling around on his hands and knees eating out of a bowl on the floor while sweetie has to spend all day posting on ausneets and doing casual racisms at mcdonalds, just to make her appreciate how easy she has it.








































































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Stupid NEET, What makes you think I wasnt cutting that beam to space out the rest of them so I could have some chunky outdoor furniture while I wait a couple of years for it to properly dry? I sit here stuffing myself on the finest leftover pizza, uproariously laffing at how pathetically retarded you are.

























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back from lunch
it was relatively expensive, and I don't think she liked it much given she left 3 slices of her the ham and pineapple pizza she ordered
got her a magnum ice cream at the deli on the esplanade
that place is now run by curry niggers, so wont be going back there again





























































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In 1 hour we will be playing Gladiator (2000), the story of a former Roman General sets out to exact vengeance against the corrupt emperor who murdered his family and sent him into slavery.

15 minutes before that, at 6:45, we'll play the first chapter from Edward Gibbon's The History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire, a classic work of history and literature, for gentlemen neets of good taste.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix