/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

can't focus

 >>/890363/
me, but for decades

 >>/890335/
> Both

Had enough of work for this week.
Might order some alcohol.

 >>/890366/
wise

Garn a sack

Still haven't replied to this email from Friday afternoon:
> Thanks for the update. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't suggest less use of questionable nouns.

massively woed

 >>/890369/
Tell xe, or faer, or whatever their fucking pronouns are their job no longer requires them.

Chatgpt is giving me nonsense answers

 >>/890371/
It was purely an update to my boss, with nobody else CCed. The only words that might be deemed offensive that I can see were:
> WTF
> get stuffed
> Poojie
> retard
> abortion
> as usual nobody seems to be able to translate for [X]

God I'm fucking worthless

Depressing posts today 
Chin up neetoes

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 >>/890375/
just another day at the neet home office

Anyone got ideas for what to call the next edition? We're running out of posts.

 >>/890377/
We're Running Out Of Posts Edition

 >>/890375/
As I placed my BWS order, I remembered something Motherbat said on the weekend about Albo wanting to force alcohol deliveries to be delayed by some number of hours to curb domestic violence. Fucking ridiculous.

 >>/890379/
And grossly discrimanatory against people who live alone.

 >>/890380/
That's what I said to Motherbat.
This idea that absolutely everything has to be legislated and regulated, and everybody has to be collectively inconvenienced and/or punished seems to be uniquely Australian.

Got a sack

Having a coffee I know I'll regret.

 >>/890382/
bad job?

 >>/890382/
bunnings?

 >>/890382/
Santa?

mixing sedatives and stimulants again, this has got to stop

Going out for a bit, one of you will have to make a new thread.

Got 4 double passionfruit cruisers and a bottle of passion pop, for 13.6 standos. Had a bag of Natural Confectionary Company sneks for lunch. Motherbat packed them this mording.

personal upgrade

 >>/890388/
Sorted.

 >>/890389/
> Natural Confectionary 

Good to know your thinking of your health

 >>/890394/
I didn't buy any treats this weekend. She put what was in the treats cupboard in a bag this morning. Got some Mr Kippling lemon fingers, and a box of Jatz, and some coffee eclair lollies by the looks.

 >>/890389/
> Motherbat packed them
She must have given up on getting you healthy.

 >>/890397/
She has stopped mentioning health and doctors since I told her that I only had to live long enough to bury her.

 >>/890398/
You should not upset her with that sort of talk.

Good afternoon

 >>/890401/
Hello. Wipe your feet please.

 >>/890406/
Poo on the poo ramp.

 >>/890401/
Hello NEET.

 >>/890406/
What are we looking at here?

 >>/890406/
splash water all over the place

 >>/890387/
Chamomile and No-Doz?

 >>/890389/
> passion pop
Isn't that what young women used to drink back inna day?

 >>/890400/
There's no need for it.

 >>/890412/
Yeah that and spumante. That name didn't stick around for obvious reasons.

 >>/890408/
> What are we looking at here?
I think it's a fancy basin, although I'm hoping for this  >>/890407/

GET ON THE HELICOPTER NOW

POO ON THE POO RAMP

BUM RASH

CUM SPLASH

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