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Reminder - projectionist neet is stepping down from womboflix at the end of the year.

Calling all ausneets experts on kino - it's time for the womboflix kino selection committee to meet and decide what movies to play next. Vote for a movie on the list to be played, or add a new movie to the list.

The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Midnight Run (1988)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
Le Samorai(1967)
Zero Dark Thirty(2012)
The Hurt Locker(2008)
The Godfather 1/The Godfather 2
The Best Offer
Bulworth
North By Northwest
Rounders




 >>/901650/
I thought we saw Drive and Predator? Or maybe Big Fella screened those.
I'd vote for Rounders and Godfather I, but I don't think either will impress the difficult NEETs. Also Godfather would require two nights probably.

















 >>/901669/
The hockey pucks are to help with jacking the car; four for the quickjacks and one for the trolley jack
The female torx set just compliments the male set I got from the same manufacturer. Was sitting on my wish list for a while now.

















@CruiseDog:
My JSP is offering an interview for a fully wank from home job as an NDIA call centre jeet. 
Do you think there would be many calls doing that or would it be chill?

From the email
> Some calls that CCO’s take may be confronting and distressing, individuals that are calling could be
vulnerable and their emotions may be heightened. A lot of real stories can be shared by the
individual calling which can be tough for CCO’s and may be triggering.


















 >>/901688/
Do it you mad cunt. There'll be heaps of calls, you'll need to stay sober and make references for all interactions. 
Just start out telling them that you are a good note taker and you'll get it. There's a flowchart thing that you follow after the initial training, that you better post here when you get it. Gay cunt, this is going to be sick. Local therapists and herder coordinators will want to sucm your dick to get referrals. Best you can do is put them in the three local provider phone numbers recommendation and a link to the dsp guide. 
I dont need to remain sober. Give me fucking reference number faggot and approve the parking ticket fees out of transport and the hours out of access community. It's not that difficult, don't advise me to discuss billing details with the relevant plan manager, just tell me what fucking codes can be billed. Now. I'll do your questionaire 1 to 5 quiz after the call. I can even email them with a nice report for your communications/feedback folder. I can also call the commission and tell them that you're a dirty chungus if you give me your worker id no. and ruin your transfer to fn rural qld where you can live in your heini green singlet and sandles sending everyone the same email as their lac because theres only 3 providers in the area code. Jeep with no top, a glove box full of business cards, surf board on the wall 300km from a beach.


 >>/901689/
I'd yell at you for that fuck up. One job, read the flowchart. 
Where's the bouncy ball go dickhead? I'm not waiting for you to email your manager, asking him. Or, her. Sorry. Settle down. Emailing her at the end of the day. I need the code today. I don't want a whole invoice cycle to have to wait to send because you're a slack shit cunt who wont tell me because you need mama compliance supervisor, whatever made up role, delegate to give you a confirmation. Fuck you.
























































































































I very seriously suspect I have autism spectrum disorder. Have any of you ever tried going to a psychologist? Would that help at all or should I just not worry about it? I'd like to know not just out of curiosity but because I'd like some help with social stuff. I had a woman yell at me at the shops today and I don't understand why.





















 >>/901828/
Shrinks can only assess care needs and symptomology, a clinical psychiatrist can make a diagnosis.. but they don't do genetic tests when there are markers. So, the question is, what are they diagnosing?
Tldr, asd isnt real.


















Made 5 kilos of backup slop, planning on being poor this week. Two kilos of fried rice to use up left overs. Leaned not to make slop with leftovers.

Took a gamble on 20$ worth of pork built a bullshit sous vide set up with an upsidown cake pan, unsure that I'll do with that much pork but that's a bridge for later.






















 >>/901882/
https://www.amazon.com.au/Falim-Chewing-Gum-Pieces-Classic/dp/B002MSI8Z2/
I got this. It is pretty okay. It is basically flavourless but I don't mind it. I wish it had a bit more of a flavour to it. I got it because I'm worried about my mouth muscles being weak as I eat literal slop. It does the job.
















Made a veg biriyani with half the rice, the liquid that was inside the pork bag will become a special kind of soup I've only ever seen at hainanese brazierries. Could use it for a single serve of ramen


Pork is in the oven. Unfortunately there was a blood soaking bag inside the plastic bag which got boiled, but I believe it's just cellulose and silicate so should be inert.




































That penguin thing was a bit meh. They tried so hard to avoid cape shit that it's basically a boring mafia story. A nigger kid features prominently. On the upside the mother from How I Met Your Mother is in it, and she looks alright I guess.




























































> Ready for processing
> Shipping information received by Australia Post
> Tue 24 Sep, 9.53am
This is for a parcel going express from Sydney to Adelaide. How long do you think it will take?






















































































































































 >>/902139/
It doesnt lead to anything and is half buried. Maybe there was a dock for boats onto the gawler river, or the footing of a bridge.
Doesn't look heaps old as there's balast and modern looking concrete. 
This will keep me up at night.

























































Got a copy of Australia's First Century, 1788-1888.
Its all the pages (902) relating to Aus from Cassell's Picturesque Australasia (first issued in 1889).
This copy is from 1988. It has old paper, the type you could roll joints with.















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 >>/902217/
When we used to abseil one of the areas we went down is just on the right of this pic so anything loose we would kick away so it wouldn't come down on top of us. this was back 30 years ago, I think you would get arrested if you did that now. The highest point you can go down is right in the middle of that pic above where the falls start.






































































































































bilk
verb [bilk]

1. to block the free development of; frustrate
2a. to cheat out of something valuable; defraud
 b. to evade payment of or to
 c. to obtain (something) by defrauding someone
3. to slip away from

noun
1. an untrustworthy tricky individual; cheat

The DPP accused Cruisey of bilking the NDIS out of millions through his schemes.







































































































 >>/902458/
You mong. Dont join either Ulfric is a terrorist cunt that is doing it in spiteful contrast to the Empire. Not because he wants sovereignty or to help the realm, but because he's a power hungry edgy contrarian pulling on nationalist heart strings.







 >>/902465/
He just fucks off at the end. Nothing more than a radical protestor complaining about a system he has the capacity to change, but prefers to sook and blame intangiable boogeymen because it removes liability from his ineffective inaction. He'd support defunding the police and have no time to think about what system of governance is supposed to replace it. Eat the rich etc. then stave yourself, as long as you're remembered as being on the right side of history as defined by a novel passing zeitgeist of lazy reactionary revolutionists that just know how to destroy, but unable to build.



Everyday the media promises me that the middle east is on the edge of a massive all out war, and every day they lie. When are these pussy states like iran and egypt gonna launch a fucking ground war against israel? What's it gonna take?


 >>/902468/
I have. A point noone ever brings up is that the zohar was a reaction to hassidim (and others) practicing talmudic kabbalah. They're sort of like protestants to the vatican ii. From the outside they seem the same, but they're differences are like mormons compared with baptists. 
You shouldn't look at the zohar until you understand the mischna and it's commentary on it (talmud), because zohar is sort of a rebutal.



Also, all Jewish literature reads like schizo rambling because it's trying to define what it isn't. In Christendom this would result is schisms, but Jews like arguing and compromising so they just readopt heresy a couple decades later.




 >>/902478/
The babylonian talmud is compromising their temple tradions so they can adopt the persian and hellenic norms. Its how they have survived. Modern Jewery is athiesm because they've adopted big bang and evolution, and there is no issue with changing (as long as Rabbi allows and defines new law).
The endless emminations of HaShem unfolding and His people's understanding of Him growing as His emminations change the Jews perceptions of Him. It's interesting stuff.


































































https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13888355/Britain-welfare-Queen-taxpayers-cash-boob-job.html
> I've spent taxpayers' cash on a boob job, designer vagina and a HORSE - being on benefits has never held me back


























































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