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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-charge-greenacre-woman-with-missing-husbands-murder-allege-she-cut-up-body-to-hide-remains/news-story/4b97e39f29d42863f31eb64c57990a2a
If a woman tried to dismember me, I would simply superglue the pieces back on as fast as she cut them off.











https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/viewers-vomiting-walking-out-of-terrifying-new-horror-film/news-story/64ce7bdd41782202d150841d30f92df0























































































































https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/oct/05/sydney-woman-allegedly-murdered-and-dismembered-husband-police-say-ntwnfb

When women murder men it's 'bizarre'












































 >>/907029/
It's in pulp fiction too, but I misunderstood it because I'm not a foot fetishist and thought he was just having his characters make conversation. It's only in deathproof that I realised it was a whole sexual fetish.

 >>/907031/
He tends to show feet in his movies, and in Kill Bill he spends a scene on the lead char's feet, how she moves her toes.
But in From Dusk till Down he literally sucks on the actress' toes.


Got some dinner rolls that were half price but realised they're 'bake at home', ie. not baked yet. 
Could I do em in the air fryer? 
Considering a bottle of kraken and 2L of vanilla coke.










































 >>/907024/
Good pic. Funny how the blonde 'bimbo' was the nicest of all the women in the movie, and the only one that got killed. Besides the uppity cunts that got fucked up in that crash.













































































































Leather he makes another call Mr Ingram we didn't meet I am the magic director of cellar door right I think I should just get straight to the

























 >>/907211/
I'm not a troll, I'm a ninja. Joke is that Lars of Survival Russia called his daughter pink troll, until she grew enough to understand and she said she isn't a troll, but a ninja. And since then he calls her pink ninja. And his sons: blue ninja, and green ninja.
Butterbrot with black-current jam, milk. Chunk of raw kohlrabi.







































I bet cruisey is behind every troll post on here, and all the mong posts are his mongs being allowed to post on ausneets while he watches and giggles.



























Fuck. Still hungover. Black stuff in the basin. Two wages down and did meet and greet buddy shifts for both. Head is spinning. Tummy is grumbling. Might get a hair of the dog choof on and go to sleep while rewatching Alexander's conquest of Tyre.







I hate how retards will parrot this shit about Australian accents being divided between cultivated, general and broad. It doesn't even apply today yet these morons keep saying it.






















For lunch I had:
House-made bread seasoned with Geraldton Wax and native thyme herbs, served with house saltbush and chive butter.
Swagman Chargrilled Eye Fillet cooked on the chargrill over fallen Red Gum wood coals served with Geraldton Wax mashed potato and mushroom beef ju.
2x First Drop ‘Mother's Milk’ Barossa Valley shiraz.

Motherbat had:
Chargrilled Lemon Myrtle Chicken breast served on a warm Geraldton Wax mashed potato blend with a drizzle of house sweet chilli lime dressing, dressed leaves topped with native greens grown in house garden.
Coke No Sugar.

Having a pint of Talisker whigsy and ginger beer now.






























I forgot we also had a cobbee there after lonch.
She got a skinny flat white and I got a short black. I had two Lindt peppermint after-dinner choggies.























































I also noticed when drinking the bacardi my speech didn't slur as much as it does on wine, which admittedly is little to begin with. 
Maybe hard liquor is the intelligent gooners choice










 >>/907421/
I have to do at least 4 applications and get 80 points total. I can get the points by volunteering, doing training, job applications, etc. Doing job applications for 5 points a pop is the easiest way.










 >>/907435/
Some guy got 15 years behind bars for posting Deepfakes of his dozen exs, although in a premeditated vindictive way, faceswapping them in the porns and uploading them to ?Pornhub. Someone recognized a face of someone they knew, told her, and the other women were told. The female judge declared the 15y sentence as a Firm Deterrent to others. The usual sentence is 6 years.
The ex used for the pic would chomp at the bit to throw me in jail. :/






 >>/907437/
Probably thought the chances of anyone realizing who they were was zero.
The pic I posted doesn't show exgf's distinctive features very well, but she was somewhere well-known on the boomer-era Australian internets.



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Didn't plan on eating nothing but a salad tonight but now I'm hungry af after all that prep work. Garn a couple fish fillets and bacon rashers. Surf and Turf FTW.





























You guys didnt do anything important. You could have watched the rest of the movie.
I think some of you have genuine adhd or some sort of hyper tism retardation that means you cant stay focussed for longer than 90mins.






















RISE AND SHINE, WAGIES AND SLAVIES. IT'S STILL DARK OUTSIDE AND YOU STILL NEED MORE SLEEP BUT MR SHEKELSTEIN DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE IN THE SLAVE PITS






































In 1453, the Republic of Genoa ceded its Crimean possessions to the Bank of St. George, a private enterprise to which it was heavily in debt. The Ghisolfi family continued to rule Matrega and the surrounding region on behalf of the Bank.



 >>/907539/
If you have the bank statement or can show the purchase on the Bank's app that's all they need.
 
A lot of places like OfficeWorks will do those exchanges without a receipt but make require a copy of or information from your licence. As long as it looks fairly new and there no obvious signs of damage.







Started looking up the three hares motif and ended up on pre Islamic sythian tranny worshippers 'Enarei'. Weird shit. They worshipped the starbucks lady.






 >>/907547/
>  starbucks
Which is owned by a jew. Coincidence?  They are guarding all the doors, they are holding all the keys. Which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.
































Zher is a hon. I was going to bring it up, more subtlely but we dont talk about that. Hon are apparently the good ones. I may have been being astroturfed by one of them by reading their posts though. Didn't reply because getting mogged by not knowing the transexuual types






































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> mouse stops working, nothing I can do fixes it
> waste entire afternoon buying new mouse
> get home, old mouse is now working again for no reason
We are reaching whole new levels of JUST here neets.










 >>/907632/
I think it was the mouse wheel/middle button that was the problem. Actually it's the mousewheel which has been the problem on all the mice I've had to replace for the past decade.


 >>/907633/
Same button/wheel for me too, mice after another. The click. I use em a lot with Blender, or opening links in browsers, or closing windows in the DI. IN GAMES!!!
And it fails. In warm weather it's worse. Perhaps my sweat gets in with the wheel than jammed in with the clicks.












 >>/907635/
Yeah, I think it's all the dirt and shit that gets jammed in there. And the wheel is really the only exposed moving part in optical mice, the buttons tend to be well protected inside the mouse.



































Grannybot broke her hip and leg and went to rehab for it. She is out but stuck at home. The kiwi neighbours and the Jews from the local synagogue are helping her with the garden. I'm going to see her in a week or two. She is 87.






















Weber started singing "Bye bye tasty pepper pie, in my belly now it's onto the vanilla slice. Them good old girls at Bakers Delight were singin this'll be teh day that I die(t)".


















bleached bathroom. good outcome, would recomend.
spreay with bleach and walk away, come back, mold, strange green stains, strange pink stains gone.












 >>/907732/
It says curry powder. What self respecting white man is meant to know the difference? Next we'll be arguing over whether there's a physical difference between chinks and japs.










Neets, do we want to see The Godfather Part 2? I intended to show both 1 and 2, but it's a long movie and most of you didn't want to sit all the way through the first one.







https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/worlds-longest-treasure-hunt-over-as-31year-search-for-mystery-item-ends/news-story/d8d6b7223bc9b02ff9343e47ad7e1921




 >>/907753/
Still smoked it, just rubbed the penecillan off.
I had a couple of mates who did that, put a mull in an ashtray and put it on top of the fridge and forgot about it for a year.


Weber was asked to film the wizzer girls do iddy biddy tiddies and a bob dance but got noticably frustrated when they asked him to move back and forth in sync with the dance once.


Thought there was someone outside my front door for a moment. Dreamt about ufos last night, wonder if men in black will visit me now. Maybe I should have a choof with cruisey, calm me down a bit.











































Was tired. Had a cup of camomile with the intention of having a nap, but instead started feeling better and less strung out and now I don't want to sleep. My brain chemistry is fucked.














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