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HAIGH'S CHOCOLATE - BEST CHOCOLATE

QUEENSLAND IS QUEERSLAND

lol, what a loser :)

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 >>/906711/
Thought that's a bucket wheel excavator for a second.

 >>/906738/
you're looser ;)

One more dirty dish then I'll marinate these dirty wings.

Did nothing for the millionth day in the row.

 >>/906759/
does yours have a couch?

 >>/906762/
it's not banter at all

 >>/906764/
Well, I found it amusing in any case.

 >>/906765/
none of my posts are even slightly well bantered, please take some time for self reflection

 >>/906769/
You're too hard on yourself neet. Let me give you a massage to help you relax.

 >>/906770/
last time i relaxed from a massage i shit myself and the gook lady was mad

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mummy

Going to cook three eggs with some beef mince mixed with pork mince.
Very non-kosher tonight. Don't tell Possum.

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 >>/906775/

 >>/906778/
You fucking what mate?
Those aren't even real letters.

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 >>/906779/

 >>/906781/
Meds status: not taken

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 >>/906785/
dont be a victim of big pharma, they want to take away our powers!

boongs

 >>/906753/
based

good work killing the thread you niggers

 >>/906789/
plywood laminate, plywood laminate

 >>/906790/
> niggers
discorders*

Chicken done marinated in some old oyster sauce, bit of fresh onino, garlic and ginger. Wing tips saved for stock.

 >>/906794/
It was (you)

 >>/906795/
Yeah?

> 33C

Oh I'm not looking forward to this weekend. How do non-AC NEETs even cope?

 >>/906798/
*oink oink*

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Didn't wipe my arse properly

Frozen burritos?

fuk

fuk

Fuck, fuck shit fuck!

I will [redacted] tomorrow

Transitioning to the floor mattress

 >>/906813/
Do NOT think about the spiders that will crawl over you.

 >>/906814/
ALl good so long as they don't bite me.

There's only two things that come from queensland - queers, and beers. And you don't look like a beer.

Stayed up too late ffs, should've been in bed hours ago.

Tired and not gooned enough

Fuck it's cold

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Eating BEANS.
Wondered why grocery bill was so bad, just not eating enough BEANS

 >>/906820/
Two very nice feed plates.

 >>/906820/
I'll have the fried eggs. You can take those cold slices of cheese and put them back in the fridge.

Stop shit posting on my thread I'm into scat and I can't control me self hmgfff-

 >>/906701/
 >>/906734/
How?

mording
you lot post a bunch of crap after I go to bed

 >>/906826/
Top of the morning NEET.

 >>/906827/
henlo

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I wonder if Cruisey is taking cow to Oktoberfest this weekend?

 >>/906830/
If Cow has his cooked breakfast today, it would make a lovely day outing for him

Morg

 >>/906832/
Handsome fella.

 >>/906833/
Top of the morning NEET.

 >>/906830/
It looks like its about to rain

 >>/906834/
Olive did that dance better

 >>/906836/
You wont melt

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 >>/906837/
Who did it better?

 >>/906839/
Reported.

back on the manly p hall videos

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-charge-greenacre-woman-with-missing-husbands-murder-allege-she-cut-up-body-to-hide-remains/news-story/4b97e39f29d42863f31eb64c57990a2a
If a woman tried to dismember me, I would simply superglue the pieces back on as fast as she cut them off.

 >>/906842/
Smart.

 >>/906841/
you need to get on videos about the monty hall problem

7 coral st, victor. Ask for the lymph drain. 4 hands, $150

Cleaned up my seepage. This afternoon's shid is going to be EPIC.

 >>/906846/
you'll need a gopro cam to film it

 >>/906846/
I pray for the Chux dam to hold.

having breakfast at a bakery at 7.30am

might have some toobs to tide me over

 >>/906850/
Bat will tell you off

trying to get back to sleep, will probably fail, woe

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/viewers-vomiting-walking-out-of-terrifying-new-horror-film/news-story/64ce7bdd41782202d150841d30f92df0

I hate the deaf guy who does odd jobs for the businesses around here. He shouted in my ear.

 >>/906854/
H E L L O

Tru Blu Garlic Butter 150g

Mainland Garlic Grass Fed Butter Block 125g

dead board

 >>/906861/
Meow.

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 >>/906862/
(you)

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 >>/906795/
> old oyster

rock hard turd got stuck half way through my shit

more jaffles today

 >>/906865/
Did you pull it out?

 >>/906867/
yeah, caused a flood

maybe i buy roast chicken?

got some more sleep, not bright eyed and bushy tailed, but better

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 >>/906870/

Cow has been yelling for an hour.

 >>/906872/
Did he get his cooked breakfast? Is he hungry?

 >>/906868/
Build a Chux dam.

 >>/906869/
Might as well.

 >>/906871/
He looks good.

 >>/906869/
I got a Woolies chook and parted it out and gave Sweaty the oysters and some white meat and some skin and some stuffing.

Another day on earth bros

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 >>/906877/
> Sweaty

garn for a walk, you neets want anything?

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having a beer

 >>/906881/
Hot!

 >>/906881/
monk's really let himself go, how much dod you reckon he weighs now?

 >>/906885/
Monk would be nudging 110kg now for sure.

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 >>/906887/
> ai slop

had half the roast chook

 >>/906888/
heck you!!

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 >>/906891/
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PICtURE OF ME?! DELETE!!!!

 >>/906881/
I bet they smell like fart

hunny mussy in my bussy

I was just thinking about hunny mussy

I wonder if Cow has stopped shouting

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this for my jaffles today

champagne ham, lettuce, mayo, salt and pepper on a HUNGaRAIAN continental roll

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 >>/906892/

got a big choice to make after lunch
build some sherman tank
do some bleep bloop electronics
more coding

 >>/906900/
> sherman tank
have you made it to the rhine yet?

 >>/906901/
havent made it out the box

 >>/906900/
also big shid

first jaffle made

 >>/906904/
what did you have?
I had my roll and an apricot lattice
going to have some toobs soon

 >>/906905/
> what did you have?  >>/906897/ with parmesan and pepper

 >>/906906/
oh that's right
I forgot

 >>/906886/
At last report he was 119kg. Big chungo.

Cruisey must be abusing that Cow. No wonder he is shouting.

 >>/906910/
henlo NK

Good lordy I feel awful

 >>/906897/
La di da

I bit off the corner chocolate of the clinkers and put the green ones back once.

 >>/906917/
I dip chalk in chocolate and hand them out to kids for Halloween

 >>/906849/
What's the pepper pie tally so far?

 >>/906919/
None. I had a toasted sandwich.

I want subway again

 >>/906921/
You had fun last night didn't you? You cheeky little monkey.

 >>/906880/
Some fresh air please.

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 >>/906923/
> fresh air

 >>/906918/
Heh

thinking about pooing

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HAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS A LAFF ND THOUGHT U WULD LIKE IT

 >>/906927/
it looked like a giant hairy spider to me

@weber

 >>/906930/
I'm not falling for this again

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 >>/906915/
Women can't keep their hands off a big guy.

 >>/906936/
You couldn't handle the web, pleb.

Oh fuck. He is hammered https://vocaroo.com/1jivDWHXM4xx

 >>/906940/
Who?

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 >>/906941/

Clogging has commenced

 >>/906941/
C. Ringe

Garn cook lunch and listen to some music and do some coding

 >>/906920/
You disappoint me.

Subway consoomed

 >>/906897/
That cheese is for Kingslanders only!

 >>/906948/
Mersey valley

 >>/906947/
*oink oink*

@weber

;)

Poo deng!

 >>/906898/
Sounds DELIGHTful

Poo deng! >>/906954/

my poor hole :(

 >>/906956/
You need more fibre in your diet.

 >>/906951/
oh go on... what's up?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8

Lawd have Mersey

 >>/906959/
;)

 >>/906962/
xD

A rather portly fellow

 >>/906966/
Whore

 >>/906966/
She's mid.

 >>/906969/
Fr fr no cap

 >>/906945/
I'm cooking chicken

 >>/906971/
cook it properly this time m8

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Feeeling an urge to play skyrim

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 >>/906973/
posted the wrong one

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 >>/906975/
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

going to have nap nap

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 >>/906975/
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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 >>/906978/
That’s Mrs Wombo you’re leering at

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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/oct/05/sydney-woman-allegedly-murdered-and-dismembered-husband-police-say-ntwnfb

When women murder men it's 'bizarre'

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 >>/906979/
> Mrs Wombo
No, it is Mrs Stanley.

 >>/906985/
she fucks that dog

Aircon at 20, oven at 250

Teflon tray says no more than 230 but I've got it lined with 2(two) layers of alfoil.

 >>/906971/
I'll have mine medium rare thanks.

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 >>/906990/
> Teflon tray says no more than 230

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 >>/906966/

might nap

weber is a neo-pagan

willy washer

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 >>/906985/

esoteric schizophrenia

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 >>/907002/

4 jaffles today

ffs ..

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 >>/907005/

Got some nice colour on the chicken. Shouldn't take an hour to cook three wings though.

 >>/907007/
gonna be dry

I'm going in dry

We are working on restoring the search function.

Please do not open threads/support tickets about this issue.

Niggers

 >>/907011/
tongue your anus?

Don't feel like doing anything. Just like always.

 >>/907013/
there is freedom in laziness

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
Simpcity search function is down!

 >>/907004/
well fed

 >>/907016/
much cheese

Cheesey poo

Put some water in the tray to deglaze all the yummies. Will save it for noodles. Too good to waste.

 >>/907019/
yes it will have plenty of flavour.

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Last mouthful of beer and I get this fucker. Can still feel it in my mouth.

How do you buy Israeli war bonds?

https://israelinvestment.org/government-bonds/

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Streaming Death Proof on Endcorner, fellas, at 7pm AEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Have done nothing productive all day, worthless man-child.

 >>/907025/
Im in couchbed. Ate bread because cooking was too hard.

 >>/907025/
 >>/907026/
You should enroll into my forced labour rehabilitation camp.

 >>/907024/
this was the movie were tarantino fully came out of the closet about his foot fetish

 >>/907028/
I thought that's From Dusk till Dawn. But yes, he is fetishizing feet in this one too.

back from nap nap

 >>/907029/
It's in pulp fiction too, but I misunderstood it because I'm not a foot fetishist and thought he was just having his characters make conversation. It's only in deathproof that I realised it was a whole sexual fetish.

 >>/907031/
He tends to show feet in his movies, and in Kill Bill he spends a scene on the lead char's feet, how she moves her toes.
But in From Dusk till Down he literally sucks on the actress' toes.

Shibs likes weird toes.

Got some dinner rolls that were half price but realised they're 'bake at home', ie. not baked yet. 
Could I do em in the air fryer? 
Considering a bottle of kraken and 2L of vanilla coke.

 >>/907034/
you can do them in the air fryer

 >>/907034/
https://www.myfussyeater.com/airfryer-part-baked-bread-rolls/

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 >>/907021/
He was thirsty.

 >>/907037/
Cruisey?

 >>/907039/
It's da penguine

 >>/907034/
> kraken and 2L of vanilla coke
A NEET of style

 >>/907039/
Wew

 >>/907032/
> in From Dusk till Down he literally sucks on the actress' toes.
He was thirsty.

 >>/907010/
Simpcity?
You can sort of get around that by searching simpcity through yandex. Keeping lots of bookmarks helps as well, or just watching the threads.

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Anthony Kiedis (52) with girlfriend (19)

BASED

 >>/907045/
guys like this are half the reason the rest of us can't get girls

 >>/907043/
Some people sucks on pebbles, some on toes.

 >>/907045/
Isn't he 61, not 52?

 >>/907038/
I paid for the beer. The fly did not.

 >>/907049/
Keep your shades on.

You call em sunnies no?
Am gonna learn Australianisms and use them with my American-ish accent.

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 >>/907045/
based indeed!

 >>/907049/
Jeeeezus, its gonna be a hot summer

 >>/907052/
yeah ya drongo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne-_MzXFM

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> If you only knew just how sunnie things really were

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-05/david-speirs-confirms-arrest-and-police-raid-on-his-home/104436784

 >>/907056/
https://medium.com/creatures/what-the-heck-is-a-drongo-and-why-was-it-my-mothers-favorite-insult-2c9ada967773

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Vintage.

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I love her so much it's unreal!

Threw some youtube videos in the playlist. I've some stuff to take care, gonna start movie in 1 hour!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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I went through my tiktok favourites. Feeling pretty bitter about wasting the last ~5 years of my life. Time to waste the next 5 or however many more I manage to survive.

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> US bombing Yemen

 >>/907045/
Bet he sucks her toes

 >>/907064/
> some stuff to take care,
I bet.

Might have a fourth wank.

 >>/907048/
Seems so, extra based

 >>/907071/
That's a man.

 >>/907021/
Sharing is caring.

 >>/906915/
kek

 >>/907071/
Imagine her farting in your mouth

 >>/907024/
Good pic. Funny how the blonde 'bimbo' was the nicest of all the women in the movie, and the only one that got killed. Besides the uppity cunts that got fucked up in that crash.

Are there niggers in death proof?

Did Weber run down some people in Port Elliot?

FUNNY, INNIT?

FRIGID INUIT

Owing WAY more in tax than I thought.

In a quinnfinite mood again. Fifth wank in bound.

 >>/907077/
I think there's a negress.

Bit of Geowizard not trespassing in other people's garden and then movie.

 >>/907081/
That doesn't sound good.

 >>/907081/
Thank(you) ;)

 >>/907081/
Thnx wagie

Doing a griddie