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Dr. NEETs will taking methylene blue fix my brain and make me normal and able to function in society and give me the ability to get a job?




 >>/913059/
The internet is saying yes, he was the descendant of blond haired blue eyed aryan conquerors from the north, before the greek nobility got racemixed and degenerated into swarthy manlets.


Biriyani was awful, dispiriting failure especially given the effort. 

Attempting to use the recipe on the back of the spice box was not wise, the rice just went to shit. 

Would have been so much better stir fried with saffron rice, woe.















Back from nightwalk. Filthy cane toads every where. A few homeless living out of their cars does make one appreciate what little you have.


























> "The number 40 was one of the best-selling pizzas," Mr Moltke said.
> Police have raided a pizzeria in western Germany which they alleged served customers a side of cocaine when they ordered item number 40 on the menu
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cew1wq8dr02o














וַיֵּ֥צֵא קַ֖יִן מִלִּפְנֵ֣י יְהוָ֑ה וַיֵּ֥שֶׁב בְּאֶֽרֶץ־נֹ֖וד קִדְמַת־עֵֽדֶן




















Washing up done, well for today starting to think it's not worth  all the time to prepare a feed and then all the washing up, day after day. I think the NEETs who get takeaway a lot have got the right idea no need to cook and no washing up.







































Last night I had a dream that in the future there was a way to transfer your consciousness to a different body. I was part of some militant rebel faction and some of our guys got injured and were taken into this dim, dodgy looking clinic and put on the operating table for the transfer. The recipient body was in a plastic cage in the fetal position, sweating profusely and moaning half consciously. 
Once the transfer was complete I was made aware that the recipient was drugged and kidnapped at an illegal rave. Woke up panicked, I don't often have nightmare



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It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn't heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore's house.
Inside the house was Eeyore.
"Hello Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet" said Eeyore, in a glum sounding voice.
"We just thought we'd check on you," said Piglet, "because we hadn't heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay."
Eeyore was silent for a moment. "Am I okay?" he asked, eventually. "Well, I don't know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That's what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rathr sad, and alone, and not much fun to be around at all.
Which is why I haven't bothered you. Because you wouldn't want to waste your time with someone who is sad, and alone, and not much fun to be around at all, would you now."
Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.
Eeyore looked at them in surprise. "What are you doing?"
"We're sitting here with you," said Pooh, "because we are your friends. And true friends don't care if someone is feeling sad, or alone, or not much fun to be around at all. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are."
"Oh," said Eeyore. "Oh." And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothng at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.
Because Pooh and Piglet were there.
No more; no less.






























Was feeling really good about keeping the grocery bill under $10, until realising I'd forgotten the 40 cents change at the self-serve machine.



















































Indicators of Disinterest

In Person

Body turned away from you
Has phone or other object out and engaged with it
Appears annoyed or bored with the current interaction
She shuts down intimate moments
She keeps her distance from you in an interaction
Direct eye contact is usually avoided
Her friends come and swarm you, usually involving her departure

Text and Phone

Responses are often short
Message response time ranges from very late to never
Emotion appears to be lacking in the conversation
You are always the one initiating the interactions
Phone cuts to voice mail after 4-6 rings (2 rings to connect, 2 for her to respond)
An offer to talk over phone is ignored with no response
Friend requests are ignored and rejected after a long length of time

General

She tells you that she is not ready for a relationship
She says she wants nothing serious
She gives you the "Let's Just Be Friends" speech
She curbs sexual escalation
She constantly seems to be busy when you ask to make plans
When plans are made, they are very vague and easily broken
Her former exes are openly discussed with you
Acts of chivalry and being a gentleman are rejected or shown no appreciation
She expresses her interest in your friends or other people
She tries to set you up with other people
She does not show genuine humor in your jokes
When she describes her ideal man, it is exactly not you
You've never been to her place
She is rude to you
She says she is taken with or without any proof
Mutual friends tell you that she is not interested
She manipulates and uses you for personal entertainment and higher gain
She invites her friends along to any plans that are made
She tells you what her friends think about you, and it is not good
Her friends and family have never heard about you after a long length of time
She doesn't freak out when you hit on her friend, or when you freeze her out







https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/sa-police-investigate-teen-stabbing-attack-at-elizabeth-shopping-centre/news-story/5c0eb19ce44225cdf47bfa63916977cf




















Lol, dumb bitch.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/sydney-woman-hit-with-960-worth-of-ticketless-parking-fines-in-four-days/4464cc72-798e-470c-9aa0-5a6c0b02cc31









https://nypost.com/2024/10/22/world-news/fat-russian-leonardo-dicaprio-sent-to-fight-at-ukraine-front-after-weight-gain-spoils-likeness-to-a-lister








I didn't know that Money for Nothing was over 8 minutes, I've just been listening to the music video because it's so kino. What a song.
















 >>/913304/
> "Sting used to come to Montserrat to go windsurfing," recalled John Illsley, "and he came up for supper at the studio. We played him 'Money for Nothing' and he turned round and said, 'You've done it this time, you bastards.' Mark said if he thought it was so good, why didn't he go and add something to it. He did his bit there and then."






















 >>/913151/
I've run out of grog but I'm properly drunk.
 >>/913148/
I agree but at this point the piss is the only thing keeping me alive at this point. I don't mean I'm alive only to drink but the only time I don't feel suicidal is when I'm drunk.

Oh, apparently they do chicken nuggets in boxes of up to 40. If you want to impress the drive thru qt with the size of your order, that's what it takes.


















 >>/913360/
I pull my pants down all the time and the only one to actually care are the fucking cops

gay ass faggots, nigga let me cook, this isn't for you, this is for the cute baddie on the playground

I am shockingly bad at talking to people. I often don't even hear what people say because I am so anxious when they are talking to me.














Need to get on teh vitamin C

https://www.msn.com/en-au/health/other/bleak-sign-of-the-times-australian-man-diagnosed-with-scurvy/ar-AA1sK2sR
















redpill me on deodorant neets - are there any non-toxic ones that won't mess with your hormones, or should I just cultivate that natural neet scent?







Everyone I know is talking about the benefits of raping and being raped, it's not like the way people talked about it before when they said it was bad and illegal.



https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/impossible-to-shop-infuriating-target-scene/news-story/a5cb9cdd850a4a81d51d1f9d37611c89
Article doesn't mention the nigger problem for some reason.








































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Notice a wasp or a hornet making a nest near my back door so I grabbed the old straw broom I have and tried to kill it. Hit it once and it didn't die and it started to fly away, didn't know if it would attack me or not so I rushed (waddled) as quick as I could to get back inside, not sure when it will be safe to go back out. Why couldn't it have been a nice little fluffy kitten at the back door instead of something nasty.

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> Horse drawn floats proceeding along King William Street during an Eight Hours Day parade in Adelaide watched by crowds of spectators in 1923; the leading float carries an extra large wine barrel advertising Hardy's winery.


































Had the egg and bacon roll, with spring gulley worchestershire sauce and salt and pepper.
Food that takes more time to cook and prep, than how long you get to enjoy it for is not worth it.






I'd say it's expected, or normal to spend 2-3hrs a week shopping (not including getting ready and unpacking), an hour a day prep and cooking and half an hour per day cleaning.. just to eat, and this is after the cost of groceries which can be quantified in what you think your effort per hour is worth.
Its basically a perm part time job.

 >>/913484/
Bacon (three rounds) from frozen so they defrost and the water helps render it, when 90% through, take out and splash with avo oil in pan, then one fried egg. Bacon flashed at end.











https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-24/labor-open-to-further-action-on-thorpe-but-options-are-limited/104511226
dumb bitch is back-pedaling hard now














 >>/913496/
You come off sounding pompous when you start telling us what we should or shouldn't do with ingredients. Just let me cook an entire rasher of middle BACON ffs. You a seppo?


 >>/913510/
I stick my hand inside one of those little plastic sandwich bags when touching raw meat. I don't want it touching my skin even if I wash my hands afterwards in case I have a cut on my skin.






































Pigged out again. I never fucking learn. I had 250g of chocolate, should've restricted myself to 100g, which I can handle. There is a section of the brain which neuruologists label the 'boong' lobe which controls binge behaviour, and is overdeveloped in most neets.




https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/serial-killer-may-have-abducted-missing-nsw-women-politician-says/news-story/e0525f391ddefc16e3e6578725bc442b
NSW serial killer on the loose with 67 kills












One complained to me about how if you get done for multiple offences at once, you only have to pay one lot of victims of crime penalty.
Said something about bulk discounts.










 >>/913559/
Soy sauce, honey, gochujang, rice wine vinegar, sesame seeds, raw garlic/ginger/onion.

The original recipe called for only on garlice clove for two(2) English cucumbers. I used 4 to one.





























2013 was when they introduced deisel exhaust filters from stock because greenies sooked.
Apparently they get clogged and that makes gunk go back into the head.



 >>/913609/
I didn't even get to look at the warrant. I was in a towel and sat on a recliner the whole time. The recliner was the stash spot and there was a quarter in it. 
Officer by Op Ivy was one of the songs that was playing.











































 >>/913650/
You have more important things to do with your time neet. Call them and tell them you're helping the AFP investigate illegal rorts by private companies of governments in the disability and job search sector and you need to reschedule the appointment. They'll understand.
















 >>/913669/
My hair looks nice enough now I have no real need for one. I have thought about getting one like this though:
https://sterkowski.com/caps/18-7071-wool-breton-skippers-cap.html









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This weekend on womboflix we will be watching the epic war film Troy (2004). Based on the first piece of western literature ever written - Homer's Illiad, and telling the story of the trojan war back in the bronze age. We'll be watching the director's cut, which I've never seen before but apparently is extra gory.




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It's about the habit my nigga. Don't focus on you're weight except as an indicator of your progress rather than the value of your worth. Your worth is your habits bro. Btw biltong is fucking delicious.





 >>/913684/
Nuro is always around, watching from the shadows, lurking outside your window, hiding in every darkened room. And even if you get him out of the physical world, he'll still be inside your head.



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A childhood friend of mine who I lost contact with passed away two years ago, I found out a year later. I was numb to it at first but it's hitting me recently and I've been mopey as fuck. He was an inspiration to me and motivated me to create funny videos and get into hobbies. He, indirectly, helped me meet big video makers in that certain sub-genre on youtube years ago and it was kinda like a dream come true and he loved what I made. We lost contact because he moved for a while and then he became reclusive, but he got bowel cancer and died. I'm fucking gutted. I found out from an engraving on a bench at the local park and I sit there a lot thinking about him. It also motivates me to live my fucking life and not kill myself, that we have an uncertain and short time on this planet. Cherish everyday, frens.



















































 >>/913708/
They'll tell you to see a dietician because anything less than pradawilly or whatever is not a real disorder, its just behavioural who will tell you to masticate your food and start with a bowl of heated frozen veg in every meal.
























 >>/913756/
I have been with a couple 200kg execs who got told that is the best option for bigger fellas. Same diet, just add veggies and eat that first. Said even put a sauce on it as long as its eaten because itll keep you full longer. The masticating your food bit is because it takes about 20min for you to register that your full, and 20mins of binging after being full is another meal.






 >>/913766/
The problem is the veggies are unappetising and too much work.
This big chungus just wants to open a bag of chips or a tub of ice cream. The veggies are too much work and then difficult to eat (no appetite for them).









































Pete Walker wrote that almost everyone with CPTSD has disordered eating or an ED. Also suggested not focusing on it till a lot of other healing has been done - unless acutely dangerous - since it is a coping mechanism.
























































My racism is like the rage meter in games. It slowly builds up until it activates. Then I go on a huge racist tirade until it runs out. Socio-economic factors can boost it's buildup depending on the combos.




















https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/melbourne-man-claims-he-worked-365-days-per-year-in-tax-return/news-story/0a7d78b4f05599cff1f79a797ba67eaf
monk u boong





> The white minority adopt desperate & ingenious means to preserve their Caucasian integrity—resorting to extra-legal measures such as lynching & intimidation when the legal machinery does not sufficiently protect them. Of course it is unfortunate that such a state of sullen tension has to exist—but anything is better than the mongrelisation which would mean the hopeless deterioration of a great nation.
Good morning neets, might do some casual racisms today














































Trying to install a doorbell camera. Gave up. Can only seem to get a cm into the brickand I need about an inch for the plugs. Embarassed before my tradie neighbours. 
Before you insinuate that I'm the issue, its a mason bit and the drill was on hammer.















 >>/913957/
Plus its a cheapo set.
I needed a 6mm, but used the 5.5, then bore it out with the 6. The head is near flat. 
Installed now though and seems to work alright.
I didnt enjoy seeing myself. Mong posture and resting cunt face.













 >>/913978/
Just got in my woolies order today Vaseline cocoa glow moisturiser for my legs and feet which are very dry, no idea if it's the right sort of stuff or if it is even going to help.









https://www.news.com.au/national/lidia-thorpe-called-for-meeting-to-discuss-treaty-in-letter-to-king-charles/news-story/7ab394641bf0ae717c6199df2eaadac4
> Lidia Thorpe has revealed she was brutally assaulted at the MCG earlier this year, as she faces widespread criticism for her controversial King protest.
problem not going away, better make up a fake assault


























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