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What is it you admire the most about Generation Z neets? The charming words and phrases they have enhanced the English language with? The way that while you waste your life on 15 minute 'educational' youtube videos they instead enrich their lives with 15 second tiktoks? Their distinctive and tasteful hairstyle that recalls the noble broccoli plant? The way they achieve transcendence from reality by looking at their phones all the time and ignoring everything going on around them? The way they've replaced the deadly scourge of smoking with Completely Safe nicotine vaping?

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Joker: (singing)
> Oh, in Arkham’s walls, we’ve got our rules,
> But I’m here to break ‘em, and oh, aren’t they fools?
> “Raping” they call it, a crime most severe,
> But isn’t it funny? Let’s give them a cheer!

> Rapes, Rapes, oh what a plight,
> A fling with joy? Oh, what a fright!
> A splash of terror, a squishy embrace,
> In a world of madness, let’s quicken the pace!

> So come on, my friends, let’s cause a stir,
> In this sad little world, let’s give them a blur!
> “Raping” they say is a crime most unkind,
> But who cares for laws when you’re losing your mind?

> With every Rape, we’re breaking the chains,
> Laughter erupts, oh, can’t you feel the gains?
> So lets up the Rapes, let the good times roll,
> In Arkham’s dark heart, we’ll reclaim our soul
























 >>/916219/
Yes. I have to take her to get blood drawn first, then we will break our fast at the bakery, and then she needs to go and sign her tax return (she got a bill for $10,000 for her bank interest lol), and then I will take her for a proper supermarket shop.
I noticed she bought me that yucky Monster Ultra Rosa instead of Pipeline Punch when I was snooping in the fridge.


































 >>/916258/
I got confused. Mums beard was near maccas, sort of.
Theres a bakery furth in to victor near the organic food place and past the drakes. Not the one I was thinking of.
Is the one across from the pub Pt Elliot, where the line is often really long?



















































































































 >>/916344/
Open Soros

 >>/916352/
Sure but you have to wait half an hour after boot so most of the processes that stealing resources for their own selfish reasons stop doing that. Then literally a 30 seconds wait time for everything you do. You open a directory, wait 30 seconds. You open an application, you wait 30 seconds. You check on the constant flow of alerts, you wait 30 seconds. etc etc.
While windows just werks, you spend half your time waiting.
And it's hardware independent, no matter how good your pc is, it'll always suck.


































That stupid Michael Jackson song was on the radio while I was in the shower. I know because Motherbat is waddling around the house singing "Billie Jean washing machine" over and over.










































I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I wibble when I piddle
'cause my middle is a riddle
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble
Hello to you out there in Normal Land
You may not comprehend my tale or understand
As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
You can be my body but you'll never read my books
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm knobbled on the cobbles
'cause I hobble when I wobble
Swim!
So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in
So long have I been languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,
fiddling, diddling, widd































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Tomorrow on womboflix's halloween special, we have two movies:

Firstly, for our afternoon horrow movie - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - Five friends head out to rural Texas to visit the grave of a grandfather. On the way they stumble across what appears to be a deserted house, only to discover something sinister within. Something armed with a chainsaw.

Then late at night when you're tucked into bed and trying to get to sleep - The Nun (2018) - a priest with a haunted past and a novice on the threshold of her final vows are sent by the Vatican to investigate the death of a young nun in Romania and confront a malevolent force in the form of a demonic nun.






> tfw paralysis by analysis
I want to do so much but I have no idea how to tackle it. I get anxious and depressed with every day passing, even if I do the things I want I drop them a couple of days after. It's not hard to do but I just have bad ADHD. Modafinil sucks I want my dexies back.



























My new foam donut cushion arrived. Sitting on it now. So far so good. It looks good quality.

The Sikh delivery driver left it on the porch and I waited for him to leave before going out there and bringing it in. I could still smell the curry out there.
He was talking on the phone on his way from his van and back again. Why are they always talking on the phone? Who are they talking to? What are they saying?












































 >>/916483/
> It used to be on everything a few years ago.
Perfect for me then. I only ever seem to discover things years after they've become uncool. Music, vidya, books, life...whatever it is, I never notice it until it's too late.

























> Doctor reveals the surprisingly healthy alcoholic drink you should be choosing
>  >Tequila!
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/doctor-reveals-the-surprisingly-healthy-alcoholic-drink-you-should-be-choosing/news-story/269d3f1ecd6447bf98be4236ba8afa91












































 >>/916639/
The masses won't wake up, they never will. Decentralized power requires decentralized solutions of small groups of like minded people. It's a scary zombie like world out there but I think this is the only way forward. Fried chicken is good though.
















































































































A nearby cafe is having a halloween party open to the public. Might go down there and stand next to some people, it's probably the closest to an actual halloween party I'm ever going to get.







































































































































 >>/916834/
I used to think it was all nonsense, but recently I noticed that cultures all around the world have beliefs in the supernatural that have a lot of similarities between them - belief in a spirit world, good and evil spirits, possession etc


























































Morg NEETs 
I can feel it perculating. The morning roast will be fragrant. I'm expecting a smooth and creamy latte blend with caramel and hazelnut notes but worried it's going to be dark cheap international roast that smells like charcoal and molasses.












https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-01/pauline-hanson-mehreen-faruqi-racial-tweet-verdict/104547814
> One Nation leader Pauline Hanson racially discriminated against Mehreen Faruqi through a tweet telling the fellow senator to "piss off back to Pakistan", according to a judge














 >>/916976/
Those are 2019 figures

https://thenightly.com.au/politics/anthony-albaneses-salary-to-surpass-600k-as-pollies-get-a-pay-rise-c-15057613
> Treasurer Jim Chalmers and Senate leader Penny Wong both now earning about $438,968.
fucking obscene









 >>/916978/
The comparison between politicians and CEOs is a false equivalence, given that a board can remove a CEO at any time, and shareholders can remove a board at least once a year. Senator cunts like Wong get 8 years (two terms) uninterrupted unless there is a double dissolution called. That has happened like six times in history.







 >>/916986/
I didn't make a comparison between parliamentarians and CEOs. 
People spazzing out about them buying nice houses after decades of working high paying jobs is akin to the cookers who complain about Albo travelling the RAAF jet, as if he should fly in Jetstar economy as 'one of the people' or some gay shit


























































Spent hours trying to nap, finally fell asleep with the help of some yogurt. 30 minutes of napping and I awoke refreshed, bright eyes and tail bushy, eager to make the most of the afternoon.










































































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