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https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpXfcTF6iVk

Prisoners (2013) will be on womboflix tonight neets, a thriller directed by Denis Villeneuve, the same dude who did Sicario and Dune. I haven't seen it myself, but it's about a father who becomes a vigilante after his 6 year old daughter is kidnapped by pedophiles or something. We'll find out. Also for some reason it has a guy called Alex Jones in it. 7pm AEDT.

Download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Prisoners.2013.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4












There is no shame. There is no stigma. 

Day after day, we repeat
But you are still NEET
Time to take the leap
Of faith, turn your life
Around, or face strife

I believe, NEETs
Can prevail, and teach
Younger NEETs about the perils
Of giving into vice
And offer their advice

Go NEETs










































Cashed Up!
> NDIS property developer accused of gambling $39m of investors' money
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-09/asic-investigation-david-mcwilliams-gambling-investor-funds/104581212


























































































































 >>/920388/
I drink most days, but I can "sleep" without it. I'm so fat and on the couch that I'm either taking a piss, trying to get rid of a leg cramp, or swapping ends on the couch that I probably only get maybe 3 x 45 minute naps anyway.







































































https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/trying-to-get-home-court-hears-15yos-plea-before-he-was-allegedly-murdered-by-jacob-greig-in-the-bush/news-story/86fe7272adfdb140ae2ba2aa79091df7
> The unusual nickname for the man accused of murdering a 15-year-old boy in secluded bushland has been revealed.
> Harry Potter




















“I feel guilty not because I am guilty, but because I was intimidated into feeling guilty for expressing my opinions, my needs and my preferences.”
“I feel shame because my parents rained disgust on me for being me. I say no to these toxic parental curses, and I am proud and right to see how they tried to murder my soul. I give them their shame back as disgust – the disgust any healthy adult feels when he sees a parent bullying a child with contempt, or when he sees a parent heartlessly ignoring a suffering child.”
















































First NEET Ninjitsu Tournament is two weeks away.
There will be prizes and a sausage sizzle.
Please nominate by replying with your NEETname and belt colour.
Because it is only a frenly tournament, we will use blunt wooden weapons in place of schwords and throwing stars and stuff.

























 >>/920524/
Originally it was from prized Kashmiri chilli, but the dhabas use a red food colouring. The colouring is usually organic as well actually, only truly grim places use artificial red. But if your chicken comes in a bright red yoghurt sauce that's exactly what it will be.
Mine is more yellow from tumeric and has real Kashmiri chilli powder.
 >>/920526/
It's just grilled, when chicken is cooked in a tandoor it's just a powerful oven grill.
In a restaurant you'd get it like this but they would then smoke it in ghee, which would stink out the flat. 
 >>/920530/
> no ingredients list
Seems legit.



















https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-election-live-updates/live-coverage/fb0227ac6586e60900edcd2219c5f82e
> The Republican has even suggested executing his former Joint Chiefs chairman, Mark Milley, for treason.
He won't have the balls to do this.
If he did, he'd do it on stage on inauguration day personally, with a blunderbuss.















The way they insult each other in this bad home area is by just repeating the same insult over and over.
I just overheard one of them calling another one "you junkie mutt" about 50 times in a row.
They were walking in opposite directions so he had to say it louder and louder as the distance grew.



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Ok neets, tonight we will be watching the second half of Prisoners (2013). Will Donnie Darko figure out what's really going on? Will Wolverine get his daughter back? Join us to find out. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix



















































































Thinking about the movie.
That negro dude have to go to jail too. Accomplice.
Also Prisoners as a title perhaps isn't the most fitting. Sure I can say that the girls were "prisoners" and the mong, and Jackman in the end, but generally kidnapped people don't really fit into the "prisoner category. So I don't like the title.









https://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/b84zks/dae_get_back_freezes_instead_of_brain_freezes/
literally the only result after googling said symptom (fuck mcdolans)











 >>/920695/
Indeed. But the mong is craftier than he might seem. He's able to drive a car and tell wolverine about his missing daughter, but then suddenly clams up. He obviously knew his mother was involved in the kidnapping, and had witnessed it and participated. Basically an accessory to the crime.












 >>/920602/
> So you're telling me Australia has box jellyfish, taipan snake, saltwater crocodile, blue ringed octopus, stonefish, redback spider, brown snake, tiger snake, great white shark, Sydney funnel web spider and no emergency cellphone coverage? Yeah, maybe we'll plan a trip to New Zealand instead.






















































FRM left her wedding ring in the bathroom and the builders arrived yesterday and have removed the floor and shit so I expect that is gone now. She went off to work crying about it and is very upset. Her husband texted me before basically asking permission for the builders to go into my room because they need access to the pipes from my side of the wall. I granted it but am terribly embarrassed because the old neetlair is in a particularly disgusting state at the moment. I guess this shame is what I deserve for being such a pig lately.




I'm a bit worried because I have a big bookcase along that wall and there is a big pile of dirty clothes and cum rags in front of it. They're going to have to move so much shit to get access to that wall.


FRM's morning routine was disrupted by the search for the ring. She left her coffee and breakfast on the table. She hurriedly got dressed before running off to work. Her husband asked her "What are you wearing?" because she wasn't as dressed up as usual and she cracked the shits. I was impressed by his autism.






https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/almost-40000kg-of-butter-recalled-for-dumbest-possible-reason/news-story/5c8dc708d9aecf13c0e84de555892929
surely they could have just slapped stickers on them

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/fringe-politician-doubles-down-on-disgusting-racist-homophobic-and-ableist-slurs/news-story/141e707deda62719e401398a2066da49
they'll have to turn off the comments soon, 45 so far and almost all of them supportive of him





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Good day Australian board.
You might enjoy this thread talking about Australian animation: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/146311259

I come to you with a question. I've been trying to find a cartoon that I believe to have been Australian. 2000s it's from, possibly early 2010s. Pic related. Anyone know?





















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This weekend's films on womboflix will be Walter Hill's The Warriors (1979) about a street gang that gets trapped and hunted deep in enemy territory in 1970s new york, and Mel Gibson's Apocalypto (2006), about a tribal hunter who gets kidnapped by mayans and must escape becoming a human sacrifice in pre-columbian mexico.





























> My mother's about as demonically narcissistic as it gets, and as supremely awful as that is, I'm still faced with the same nightmarish predicament of my own embarrassing limitations. I'm trapped here, and my mind has been murdered. The rotten remains are all that's left. Worse, I'm completely alone in dealing with it. It's truly surreal, in the most horrifying way, that one's experience of life could amount to nothing less than hell itself. Suffering in excruciating agony, day after day after day, until death itself arrives to claim what's left of you. Out of all the things I find incomprehensible, nothing is more fundamentally beyond imagining that, for the vast majority of people, life is actually worth living. If anything, it just adds that much extra urgency/justification towards killing myself as soon as possible. If only, that is, I had the constitution to go through with it. Just another area I'm lacking in.













The dole bludging lout across the road has one of his unemployed mates over and I can hear them drinking and choofing and talking about wrecking cars and getting into trouble with the police. The bad home types always flock together and have mates while good home types like me have no friends.













https://www.noticer.news/australia-social-media-ban-age-verification/
> Australians of all ages will be forced to show identification to use social media when the government’s controversial social media ban on under-16s comes into effect, a Labor minister has confirmed.
































Well fuck neets, I've got a big hole in my wall. All this time laughing about weber's crack and now I've got a hole with some copper pipe exposed. It is just a tad too low for a proper NEET glory hole. I might take a photo if I can be bothered.
I had a look around my room and realised it wasn't as bad as I had thought. Most of the untidiness was in having big stacks of paper laying around so I feel a bit silly getting so worked up before.

Depressed all day, except for a brief period in the afternoon when I went out and did stuff. I know it's not physical because I felt ok then, it's from sitting at home staring at my monitor.


 >>/920892/
m8, they aren't going to do that as it is too high effort. Look at p2p file sharing. Very few zoomers make use of it because they are too dumb. People at uni are shocked when I can find them media that isn't available on spotify/netflix whatever just because I understand how to click-click on a torrent file.



























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 >>/920885/
0.5 all over.
Went to Schnitzel Night at the Midway Tavern.
Saw some horrendously fat bad home types gorging on the salad and bread bar (one had 3 plates stacked in her hands).
Won some money on the pokes afterward, which more than paid for the haircut, dinner, and a 4 pack of bushfire rum I get on the way back home.
New girl at the local BWS was asking me about it after she said it looked nice. Told her it had hints of vanilla, which sold her on it I think.
I could have kept you all updated in real time, if the local fuckwit hadn't had every fucking mobile provider IP banned in the country.


















She is loud as fuck because there is now a hole in the wall lol. Third world shit. The floor of the bathroom is gone and the backyard has been dug up substantially. At least there is a portable bathroom trailer thing here. It even has a tiled floor which is oddly nice for something portable.













 >>/920940/
The bloke in charge had a bit of a look but both him and the husband seem to agree it is highly unlikely to turn up.
> if he buys
He will.
 >>/920945/
It was a mass produced ring in a standard size. With it not being custom made nor an heirloom, I suggested he buy an identical one and claim to have found it. I'm not sure what he will do.
 >>/920947/
The husband knows the builders somehow. This is Adelaide after all.
 >>/920944/
From the 60s I think. The house is of the same floor structure as what you mentioned. A bunch of the wood used for things like door jambs is native hardwood. Funny to think how that went from being cheap to fancy.
 >>/920946/
No clue.




































Confused why I was so depressed all day. I had a good diet, good sleep, reasonable exercise, but nothing made me happy or energetic. Might be all the beans and low carb stuff. Going to try eating more potato, rice or pasta tomorrow, see if that makes me any happier.




























































labile
adjective [ˈlā-ˌbī(-ə)l]

1. readily or continually undergoing chemical, physical, or biological change or breakdown; unstable
2. readily open to change

[Unnamed NEET] is labile, easily excited, verbally threatening, impulsive, and has no insight into his illness.





























In addition to weakened anal muscles and forced straining, Monzur said sitting on the toilet bowl for too long can also increase the risk of rectal prolapse. A rectal prolapse is when the rectum, part of the large intestine, slips down and bulges out of the anus.










I went and bought a new inflatable donut cushion. The exact same type that failed on me before.
The original may have failed but while it was working it was much better than the expensive foam one I replaced it with.
I kept the receipt, I will keep using these inflatable ones and just exchange them each time their seams blow out.
The absolute state of my arse.


































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> Donald Trump has given billionaire Elon Musk a glitzy new job - which, it seems, will involve regulating his own companies.
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-election-live/live-coverage/eb88133d540e63c7f607947edece18ce

























































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