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Women only fuck black pimps because they get them hooked on drugs. Ironic that the apex of nigga masculinity only gets pussy because the female craves heroin.































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 >>/921234/
I dunno. I want some regular flash game back (or better yet adapted into some other format, I assume it's html canvas). Such as Hex Empire, Rebuild 1/2, there was one Cthulhu/mythos card game, and one that I think was titled "Johnny", it was a dueling fighting game.













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wanna get some maccas for dindins, but not only am I too lazy to get a fucking job, I'm too lazy to even get up and go grab a big mac









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I investigated the carport smell situation.
I found a dead baby pidge on the ground just under the air conditioner. It was quite large, but not large enough to fly.
It might have been one of those situations where the mother kicked it out of the nest because the other one in there was stronger.
Nasty birds. I should never have let them nest there. I was too soft. I scooped the carcass up with the dustpan. There were maggots underneath it. I put it in the green bin.
I got up on a chair to look at the nest but it was still too high to see.
I got the broom out to get rid of whatever was left up there but when I started prodding something moved. There is another chick there still.
I will let it finish growing and flying on its own before I sterilise the area. I will then put something up there so they never come back.
Horrible things. There is pigeon shit all over everything. I was too soft.

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 >>/921256/
One of the guys whose coat tails he was chasing.
Replied to the White Rose society, calling the woman a "butter hoover" and a "smooth-brain hamplanet heeb with an addiction to kosher pancakes and an axe to grind"












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Motherbat was pleased a month or two back that Mr Crow who spends time in her yard and the street, and was a long-time bachelor, and gotten himself a misso and a babby.































































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It doesn't, but we're in for another 4 years of media saturation about what a fool/cunt Trump is.
Same way we got 4 years of what an articulate, humorous, modern-day black Jesus Obama was.
Media ignored Biden for obvious reasons.



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The 6pm news is a joke. Opens with 10-15 minutes about some local sportball dickhead dying/doing a crime/kicking a ball, followed by 10 minutes of whatever POTUS said, then 2.5-5 minutes of local news and some weather.

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It's important because 'remigration' is growing along with the shift towards right-wing populism in Europe and now the USA. 
Australia has traditionally been such a high-trust society that we just go along with things without complaining and now we are being flooded by jeets and have to 'be nice, mate' in response.





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> Hawke was known for his drinking and was a legendary drinker in his union days. He was known for drinking up to 20 beers a day and was recorded drinking two and a half pints of beer in 11 seconds at Oxford University in 1954.





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I do have two bags of Zooper Doopers put aside for Motherbat's grandchildren this summer, but they're not frozen. Plus that rude NEET always demands a green one.











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This Saturday on womboflix we are watching - The Warriors(1979) an action thriller directed by Walter Hill, the film centers on a fictitious New York City street gang who must travel 30 miles from the north end of the Bronx to their home turf on Coney Island in southern Brooklyn after they are framed for the murder of a respected gang leader. 

Then on Sunday, Apocalypto (2006) - set in Yucatán around the year 1517, it portrays the hero's journey of a young man named Jaguar Paw, a late Mesoamerican hunter and his fellow tribesmen who are captured by an invading force. After a raid on their village, they are brought on a perilous journey to a Maya city for human sacrifice at a time when the Maya civilization is in decline.

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Shocking how tired I am all the time and how I'm never excited by anything anymore. I remember the years after I dropped out of high school, I used to stay up all night using the internet, eating frozen pidser slices I'd heat in the oven. Whatever happened to those days?


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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/a-young-aussie-has-gone-viral-for-sharing-her-normal-body/news-story/5421caf0ff039a741287c48e90a86cf8
disgusting pig
they should ship her to an abertoir and shoot her in the head with a captive bolt gun


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https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/social-media-giants-to-be-slapped-with-new-digital-duty-of-care-provisions/news-story/3d047570f6cbf7d8a2fa16b7add221c4
why dont all of these orgs just get together and tell the australian government to go fuck itself? they don't need an australian userbase and don't rely on us for any meaningful revenue
make the government look like the tools they are













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I didn't finish the goon cask last night and now I'm not sure how much is it in. Can't reliably determine how many standards I've got just by holding it. 
Triggering my tism



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I asked ChatGPT "based on everything you know about me, give me your best tough love advice i need to grow as a person don't hold back" and it was really hurtful advice




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 >>/921386/
Do you actually keep the window open or login? And tell it about yourself? I just open a window every 2 minutes, without logging in, and ask about what game has a particular feature or whatever.































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 >>/921420/
You know what would really help you get motivated and set you on the right path?
A pick me up of coke, choccies, maybe a nodoz and a quick gander at the youtubes. It's smoothe sailing from there.















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Had an hour of yelling phone calls and texts out the wazoo. I'm trying to watch a walk through of the ruins of Persepolis. They need to learn about what is important.
















































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You shut up. Back when seppos used to eat american mustard they were the greatest country in human history. Now they eat salsa and they're a bunch of fat degenerate mutts.

















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> As of April 2017, Australia had the highest rate of meth addiction in the world.
> The highest rate of meth use in rural Australia is in regional New South Wales
> The percentage of hospitalizations with meth as the primary drug-related diagnosis increased from 3.1% in 2013–14 to 7.6% in 2017–18

Time for an aussie remake of breaking bad.







































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Ashamed of the chocolate binge, but apart from that, things have gone really well today, getting shit done. Awake, no sleepiness, feeling good, better than I have for weeks.



















































































































































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Sippin on the goon and I'm feelin like a fridge meme 
Won't wake up tomorrow I'll be livin in a bad dream 
Runnin out of money so all I'm eatin is that 
Fake cream








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 >>/921688/
All the herders keep fucking up and dont need to deal with, or care about consequences.
My dads also fucked up again. Had surgery last night.
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Can I have a ross bef and gravy in the mrog?

Connection failed x6.
This fucking site.




































































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Not not looking forward. 
The idea concerns the fact that this country wants nostalgia
They want to go back as far as they can - even if it's only as far as last week
Not to face now or tomorrow, but to face backwards.








































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> https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/trumps-transition-team-aims-kill-biden-ev-tax-credit-2024-11-14/
> Exclusive: Trump's transition team aims to kill Biden EV tax credit
JUST FUCK MY EV EMPIRE UP FAM






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here's some theory and a lot of esoteric knowledge that goes into bowling a perfect game.
Muscle memory alone will only get you as far as 6-8 strikes in a row if you're playing on a lane surface pattern that you're familiar with.

There are different oil patterns used for bowling lanes for a wide variety of reasons, on oily patches the ball slips and the dry parts obviously has more friction.
The lane in this clip looks like it's full slip at the starting line and has gradually less oil the further you go down the lane with barely any close to the pins.
The optimal throw here is one off either side with a spin causing it to shift to a 45° angled approach vector aimed betweens pins 1 & 3 or 1 & 2.
The ball will slip freely while spinning at first, as it slips down the lane friction increases gradually, causing it to change trajectory until the dry patch full sends it into the pins.

If this was all there was to it the perfect game wouldn't be all that rare though.
The next problem that you'll face is the fact that the balls drag oil with them when they're going down the lane.
Your muscle memory is less reliable the further you get into a game of bowling.

I've got a little bit more but this reply is already way too bloated for a topic as boring as bowling.










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> User testacc banned the posters of the following posts: 113305 from board /agatha2/ until Thu Nov 15 2029 06:21:02 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) with reason "Australian spam".
WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER just advertising on other boards sheeeeeesh!



















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Finished my morning coffee (with honey), and big cup of orange juice with coconut water. 
Going to have some spiced sausages with rice and coconut oil and then start my day. 
I have no money so will be going without Dans juice and nicotine until Sunday. 
Might look for some modern spy fiction to read.












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>  An Endchan #BO abusing his tiny bit of power in a totally inconsistent way not aligning with any broken rules and merely his own fragile emotions based on some percieved trauma

You gotta be kidding me. These guys are well paid fully accredited professionals.



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Is this normal?
> Chart your fart’: Calling Aussies to track flatulence for science
https://www.csiro.au/en/news/All/News/2024/November/Chart-your-fart-Calling-Aussies-to-track-flatulence-for-science





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Just got back from a mission. 
- Bottle of Finlandia vodka and a slab of Cold Stella acquired 
- Pack of Davidoffs acquired.
- Pack of Oxycontin 30mg and (2) packs of Oxycontin 5mg acquired 
- Bottle of Dexies 5mg acquired
- KFC boneless dinner meal acquired 

Got fucking ripped off but dont care. Already Stocking up for chringemass and new years. No fucks given.













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Went for a drive. Everywhere at the crowded shopping centre there are couples walking together. Bars and restuarants are full of people sitting outside, talking and laughing.







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Some of the women in this bad home area who engage in public arguments have what I call the "demonic" verbal style. They sounds possessed when they yell. Hissing noises too.























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Nah i have no idea why my burger connection has suddenly gone full Bolsonaro. My point was this a classic MSM filler / clickbait story.

>  Super Old Codger / Cunt bag
>  does this one thing everyday in complete moderation 
>  THE SECRET TO OLD AGE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED 

fucking errrry tiiiiime..........
















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Serious question IGAaa. How does it feel that this absolutely irrelevant nothing of a place, literally unknown to 99.99999% of Australians that almost all tech companies cant be fucked scraping is literally where you spend your entire life now and every moment of everyday thinking about ?





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 >>/921920/
Friendly reminder despite a few of us asking the exact posts or reasons behind the superdupermegaban, they were never clearly defined. Also being banned for ban evasion while other NEETs who have been permanently banned and even given roles as Vols is two tiered policing and basically extrajudicial bullying and harassment













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> https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1680237265510092800
> video from a recent RFK Jr. event where he suggested COVID is a Chinese bioweapon “ethnically targeted” to “attack Caucasians and Black people” and to spare “Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese” people. He then falsely claimed the U.S. has spent hundreds of millions of dollars on labs in Ukraine to develop similar bioweapons that target people by their race.

Do any neets unironically believe this?

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its well known that HLA receptors on immune cells can be grouped by race. This is because we are different species. It would be possible to make biologics that target specific races but it wouldnt work very well IMHO.





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Hellfire on Iran tonight would be perfect. Full moon, jupiter visible next to it. Orion and the bull behind it, to the east but cant be seen from the haze from the moon.
The modern Alexander, decimating the persians and burning Persepolis to the ground in a drunken rage after peace. Yee haw.



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I got my glasses in the mail. I had to fuss around with the nose pieces but they make every thing come back into focus, especially when I'm tired. They are David Beckham brand which I didnt notice. Mumsie told me I got hosed when I said how much it cost.



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 >>/921950/
Arabs are a race of nomadic sand rats set on destruction with no track record of ever being able to self govern a sovreign state. They elect terrorists and cant separate civilian and military.
Persians are thracian horse herders that preserved the chaldean rites.









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While Pete was making uncomfy posts I made pasda from scratch. 
Trying various kinds to see if any are actually worth the effort. Leaning towards no.












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 >>/921972/
Quiet the opposite, it's a whole food. Just a fish, just a can. Far more flavour than tuna and a good deal cheaper. 
Starting to use a lot more dried fish and fish sauce too.





























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Yeah there's lots of things that will fuck you up. I suspect in their early careers a lot of them either think they're bulletproof or don't want to look like safety queens so they'll forgo PPE for some things.







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This guy is sketchy, he's supposed to be impartial and all for health 4 kidz but he wont come out against big pharma in a meaningful way, specifically with the vaccine industrial complex. Its likely that he is part a push to rehabilitate mRNA injections for nu-medicine.













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https://youtube.com/watch?v=IAn_PrquNIY

The Warriors (1979) will be on womboflix tonight neets. Based on the ancient story greek story Anabasis about greek mercenaries  who get trapped deep inside the persian empire and have to fight their way out, it tells the story of a street gang in the 70s that gets trapped deep in hostile territory, framed for murder and hunted by enemy gangs. Many theatres banned it back in 1979 after reports it triggered violence in audiences, but it has since become a cult movie. 7pm AEDT.
download link here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Warriors.1979.Ultimate.Directors.Cut.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4

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alex literally drove 6 minutes to another studio and started rebroadcasting through x, rumble and a new website and webshop

this is after 6 years of bullshit from democrat laywers.... fucking lol ....







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Got some icy poles at the supermarket.
Just spent an hour measuring the toilet and laundry and drawing a floor plan. Going to look at tiles and executive-rated shitters.
















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Got lost in the Gepps Cross Home Maker Centre looking for Beaumonts.
Got in there and realised it's the sort of thing that requires a woman or flaming homo's eye.














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Yeah all the Stacys were dragging the Chads around. I noticed the boomer women seemed to be alone. So they're either divorced or the bloke has leared to say 'fuck it' and stay home and let her do what she will anyway.
























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can somebody please remind me of the name of that tile guy who's adverts go HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
any other time I'd remember his name, but not when I need a fucking tile shop






















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You ever feel like you can't get full no matter how much you eat, then you have one little itty bitty more thing, like a 45g milky bar, and then suddenly you're absolutely STUFFED?












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the Paul brothers have contributed to a the ruin of a generation of kids with their youtube horseshit
the elder brother is an outright fraudster






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Culture has been negrified long before youtube even happened to be a thing. I'd even say people like Tyson have normalized acceptance of niggers being seen as human beings and consequential cult like figures through sports way earlier. Negro music wreaks havoc on society way more than youtube.



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For rape. Also literally biting the ears off people. And telling journalists 'fuck you in the ass' on live television. We need to bring back british ideas of sportsmanship, and that first means banning all the niggers.






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That's usually the way, although occasionally the thing from Pulp Fiction happens, or Mike bites somebody's ear off. That's pride fuckin' with ya, as Mr Marcellus Wallace says.








































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I was at Mawson lakes actually. I was visiting my aunt who lives in Northgate. I may or may not be a tad deep in some pale ale. I'll be careful though. There are only old coots and tattooed skanks on the train right now.














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Whats the moofie tonight? Can we watch something other than Warriors cos i already seen it twice. What time is it on? Can we make it an hour earlier at six because I want to go to bed early. Thanks.






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