/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

That neets star wars legos rrp was 1300

Now thats disposable income !

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> https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/azerbaijan-airlines-flight-was-downed-by-russian-air-defence-system-four-sources-2024-12-26/
Russia scores again!

Why haven't we got Aboriginal Airlines

 >>/934675/
How do you know?

 >>/934676/
Boongs can't fly

 >>/934677/
They can in Dreamtime

 >>/934678/
Dreamtime is basically free choof

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 >>/934677/
They don't need to. One sniff and they can travel in time back before time existed.

 >>/934677/
And yet pajeet can land a poo on the moon.

 >>/934674/
They really shouldn't fly these passenger planes anywhere near Russian airspace.

 >>/934674/

I bet russia doesn't have mystery drones overflying its top secret military bases for months while generals stand around with their mouths hanging open.

 >>/934619/
Thats lovely.

 >>/934630/
Her arms are too flabby and weak.

 >>/934638/
Ask her if she'd like to invite the checkout chick for dinner.

 >>/934685/
They would get stronger with time

 >>/934650/
> Full Metal Jacket
We were only quoting it. Thats not a christmas meat.

 >>/934685/
I don't mind if she has to switch hands

I've seen people use cooking choc to make a hot choc.

 >>/934675/
Quality sniff

 >>/934689/
She'd get snotty if you lasted longer than 10min. Shed need to get back to her discord and yelling at her husband to feed the fur babies.

 >>/934693/
The rub and tug lifestyle would cure her of all that nonsense.

 >>/934689/
I would prefer her to squeeze the base of my peanus and lick the frenulum for 45 minutes until I spurt on the ceiling.

 >>/934696/
That costs extra

> sucky suck no condom hundred dollah

Bum rash?

 >>/934695/
She couldnt dedicate herself for more than a 60 sec tik tok. 2 and a half hour rub would have her meltdown.

 >>/934700/
I saw on the tv at the pub that there is a pajeet cricketeer that has that name

 >>/934699/
Covered in used oily gladwrap.

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Jaspreet BumRash

 >>/934704/
I saw an ad for an attractive looking white woman near here who does a rub and suck for 250 but she has a tattoo of bart simpson on her arse

 >>/934706/
You want a fuck for that price.

Cowabunga dude!

 >>/934705/
Bbj with cim

 >>/934710/
 >>/934707/
Woops

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 >>/934710/
Ah, yeah. Thats what they would charge.

I wonder how much he pays for this positive coverage
> Adrian Portelli’s The Block giveaway hit by tech glitch
>  >Portelli explained to 75,000 people watching live on Facebook the volume of traffic had caused the LMCT+ systems to crash.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/adrian-portellis-the-block-giveaway-hit-by-tech-glitch/news-story/0faa3bf5bfbe4d04910aaf0e25b2cea9

 >>/934693/
a modern woman

FFS now we’re looking everywhere for a mythical square frying pan exactly the same size as a piece of sliced bread. The one I pointed out at Harris Scarfe was “too big” by perhaps a centimetre on each side.

 >>/934705/
He looks like a very sleazy pajeet
Definitely a bumrash

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

 >>/934715/
Just give her some money and wait in the car.

EXECS AND MONGS FIRST

HYPNOTIC BOUNCING OF GARGANTUAN RED BUTTOCKS

 >>/934719/
I’m holding a bag of assorted shit and waiting while she waddles around JB HiFi looking at CDs and DVDs and other antiquated technology

BUM RASH

THE CRIMSON BOTTOM OF DOOM

MOTHERBATS REVENGE

Bum rash

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