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>  MFW Retiring at home after a long day realising IGAy will have to one day answer before GOD all misery and pain he inflicted on strangers he will never meet purely because of his insecurities and shortcomings in life.....








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 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, 18An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, 19A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.





















I am going to have to go to the chemist and get the next level chemical anti-dandruff shampoo. the head and shoulders is not getting it done. Severe scalp itch.

 >>/942058/
This will work but is very strong (only use it while the dandruff is there). 
https://www.cedel.com.au/products/anti-dandruff-medicated-shampoo

There used to be a 2.5% version of the active ingredient with another brand that was not as harsh. You could use it everyday but not that brand as it's strong.




























Might create an australian remake of the xfiles, where tiffo and shazza travel around australia investigating mysterious supernatural crimes.
































































































































Apparently some mouth breathers allowed PDF upload so someone just executed some kind of 2000's tier buffer overflow attack. 

Now the source code was duped, the code was apparently impressively bad.zero fucks given server architecture







 >>/942222/
Checked but next time wish for the Holocaust to happen for real this time or fonebola to become ethnically biased and only whites survive. I feel you could have done better



































































 >>/942284/
We have this tradition "sprinkling" when people go about and sprinkle female relatives, friends, and acquaintances with perfume, while telling a sprinkle rhyme. Then the sprinkled female gives presents in return, eggs, chocolate and money. Some food too, cakes, pogácsa, fasírt, the like. Usually it's a father-son activity, the dad takes his kids to sprinkle.
Back in the day adult sprinklers usually got offered alcohol, pálinka. So a day with a couple dozen visits guaranteed high spirits.
But back in the day noone had cars, now noone takes a step without it, so not sure how they solve this conundrum.


 >>/942292/
The ancestors of mammals were the dominant terrestrial life form until the permian extinction which allowed archosaurs (dinosuars) to rule for almost 200million years.
Our ancestors were forced to survive as small rat like creatures bidding in burrows and only coming out at night.
All other terrestrial vertebrates have a gene that allows them to repair damaged DNA with sunlight but because of our nocturnal purgatory we lost this ability (among many other like our colour vision).
Birds are theropod dinosaurs and were the most responsible for this.

Therefore birds cause cancer and you have a duty to avenge our ancestors by eating them



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Pork burger patties ready for later (and tomorrow) seasoned with salt, white pepper, onion and garlic powder and a splash of worcestershire sauce and soy sauce, finally mixed in an egg. Will leave in fridge uncovered to help dry it out a bit until I'm ready to cook.



















 >>/942307/
Just watching some old episodes of Battlestar Galactica 
 >>/942308/
Didn't even know it was easter until I went out for some beer earlier and the guy serving me wished me a happy easter, had to check the calendar when I got home because I didn't even know what day it was.


































 >>/942346/
i didnt even knwo it was easter, and as usual my parents are up north taking care of nana so i cant even dip down south for a road trip and catch up with mates in brissy for a few days, nora en pure played a set last week, i was still pissed i missed it .....











 >>/942349/
Jim Watkins has got your back your back mate 

boards and posts are user-created and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the 8kun administration. Any content that violates US laws will be deleted and the poster will be banned.











 >>/942362/
Okay. 
I went to Foodland. Weber was right. The produce was much better there and yet the prices were much the same. I found the meat was the same way. I'll definitely be returning. I've been really busy lately due to uni work. I'll be done in a few days so I'll get some time off. FRM and her husband are going off somewhere up the coast for Easter. I'm looking after the dog. Once they're back I'll go visit my grandmother. I'm going to make an effort to visit her each month. I know I'll regret not having seen her more once she is dead. She mostly tells the same stories repeatedly but occasionally there will be some interesting family history in there. I take after her father quite a bit supposedly.
I'll get some dog photos for you all.






























 >>/942397/
pissed off at how much traffic there was on the roads today, all these wagies thoughtlessly impeding my important neet executive shopping expeditition, with their long weekend travel to see their families and crap.






















 >>/942372/
Those stories get tedious, they all do it. Its just their way of interacting, caught in a loop. At least they are not parroting shit off the ABC or endlessly going on about their health care adventures.















Man working in the garden is kinda tiresome today since we had a heavy rain yesterday and maybe it's not so hot but humidity is high and the sun is killing me, might ride to the store to get some tomato chips for this evening



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My binge eating disorder started on an easter thursday evening, just like this one, years ago. I was a nice slim neet and I'd been on a junk food free diet for weeks. I decided to scoff some easter eggs and wash them down with a bottle of coke. Within minutes I had the greatest sugar rush of my life. Euphoria and energy poured through me. I'd never felt so good.
Years of woe would follow.
















 >>/942439/
Man working in the garden is kinda handsome today since he had a heavy sack yesterday and maybe it's not so hard but honestly its hardcore and the cock is killing me, might ride it some more to get some pre gape for this evening





Shibs killed the other board because possum wants fresh neets to fetishise. Shiban gets something out of it. I havent filled in all the details yet. Theres something going on.





















You know how roman soldiers got given grain rations… where did they get yeast from? Some big cheesy dick in the platoon or something?













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He is the running joke of endchan
He shits in a pan
His name is Stan
He should cop a permanent ban
But his mental illness retires the Jans
Personally i am not fan
For many years the game has ran 
In the end he is such a small small man


























 >>/942518/
No I am new, 4 chud got shot down and I knew that there's a neat neet thread on endchan, so I migrated here since I have nothing to do until 2nd of June, was on 4ch since there's a good counter strik general there




















































 >>/942575/
Some old couple literally moved my bike and tried to sit next to me and I was like excuse me what are you doing and they were like oh sorry we didn’t know it was your bike. I just  put my headphones in and lit a cigarette. They waited around and while I they were not looking I gave the seat to mum with a pram. Fucking turbo boomers man. Also just like every public holiday hoards of JEETs fucking out of nowhere just itching to destroy this last bit of white Queensland with their cockroach like families. Um no not on my watch . Fuck off, Full.































































Good match.
St Luis Blues deflated for the 3rd quarter, and couldn't score much for a long time. Gave Bomberine a chance to catch up and they did.














 >>/942641/
I make smalltalk with the shills handing out how to vote cards outside and choose one I like, when I go into the voting booth I have a nice big wank onto the ballot papers and place them into the box without having filled any of it out.
Then I'll walk back out and shake hands intimately with the shill and tell them what a pleasure it was voting for their party.


























You see more and more of these bullshit support dogs in shops now.
They are not guide dogs. Just random mutts people bring in wearing a vest.

I can hear my neighbour beating his  wheelchair-bound autistic son again, usually the mother intervenes until she gets beaten too but I haven't seen her since the huge fight they had 2 weeks ago.













































Yesterday I said we can have footy streams on Thursdays and Fridays if you notify me about matches on Monday.
Things changed since and it seems Fridays often won't work, but Thursdays and Saturdays can.
I also can add the stream but have to be afk.
Anyway, lemme know on Monday if you wanna watch the footy that week.




























































 >>/942786/
There is more supply than demand for ebikes at the moment and stock is being liquidated. There are insane deals at the moment, but you are still going to have to spend a couple of grand for a good shimano or bosch middrive, everything else is trash

most people cheap out and waste their money on a piece of shit that they regret, if they spent a bit more they could have had something nice that lasts 

dont think you are going to get some magic deal under a grand....



 >>/942788/
Seen the flood of e-trash, poor quality bikes with tiny motors not really fit for either purpose. 
But at the point you're spending more than 2k the whole proposition is ridiculous.

Going to get that magic deal, sherrif seizure, statutory write off, grey market, some rich fag who doesn't even know what their own bike is worth, NDIS write off. It's going to happen.


AIslop has ruined the internet faster than I thought possible. Search engines and by extension independent websites are now totally snowed under




















 >>/942802/
Serious question stanners. What the hell have you got against nitrous ? Because of your general attitude I don’t even believe you have tried it. You really have to be have been in a hardcore party / rave scene to have done it properly. So stop acting like a fool. Nitrous is magical round midnight when you have drank and consumed everything and could not possibly get any higher.

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Also another day in paradise. Solid 20k ride so far. Champagne and 40mg oxy down the hatch. Friend gave 50g of bush tax free tobaccy. While that has been really smooth and a great cost saver still not as good as a tailor. Smoke shop is out of my davidoffs. Opening a fresh pack of Rothman Signature reds  Some how they are only 35 dollars. They hit great too. A different type of flavourtown.

















 >>/942830/
Why do you feel the need to project your reality that is far far iworse ? Your father was MIA and you are bitching about you mum  not giving you enough money that you just spend on booze. Pretty pathetic behaviour TBPH



 >>/942832/
I can’t wait till that car he never serviced finally breaks down and being stuck with  no transport will finally give him the motivation he needs to properly kill himself XD














 >>/942847/
A few nangs won’t hurt you especially if it  means you put the bong down and get sleep. Some soi boys have got chronically addicted to huffing tanks of galaxy gas. Even at  that unhealthy level of consumption taking some calcium supplements is all that’s needed. Generally NO2 is vital for good  blood circulation and one of best supplements I ever took was one that was a precursor to natural NO2 production in the cells. Infowars sold it but I found a. Local supplier Gave you a very natural lboost of of energy and a viagra like side effect no lie…













 >>/942858/
if you want a diagnosis of HIV, just keep doctor shopping with vague symptoms and a tale of taking it up the ass and shooting H with boongs. Eventually you will get a "positive" test based on your insistence that you have it.


 >>/942848/
the simple molecules are less likely to cause long term damage, or damage at all, so they say. Shit like monoclonal antibodies are fuck off complex protiens and bound to fuck you up permanently if your genetics rolls snake eyes with them. 

That said: sucrose is s pretty simple molecule and fucks up lots of people long term, its probably a quantity thing with that principle IMHO. 

Anyway... get off the booze nuro, the nootropics wont do a fraction as much good as just not consuming alcohol.


Starving your brain of oxygen for a few seconds is apparently harmless, but they said tobacco doesn't cause cancer. wouldn't trust drug dealers on the subject of nangs



 >>/942867/
dunno. There is probably some medical tests you need to pass to qualify as having AIDS. maybe smoking many nangs before your doctors visit is a way to fake the symptoms. They give  you shit tons of bad medicine to take but you can just flush it and say you are taking it and gettign symptoms like diarrea. There has never been a proven link between HIV and AIDS. HIV might be a made up virus thats actually a natural part of human biology. Like how exosomal communication looks just like Covid RNA.











There weren't many women on the ocean back in the sailing days, on long voyages men would rape eachother and form groups for protection and gang rapes.
When another ship was take over by pirates all the captive sailors would be raped until they were used up and thrown overboard, then the pirates would turn on eachother again.
Sometimes homosexual rapes would happen on a ship before it even left port, sailors jumping overboard and swimming towards the shore only to be chased back by crowds of people masturbating to the sight of naval buggery.































Soup was too rich.
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 >>/942842/
yes I am comfy and just got xbox and pc stuff ordered. 3k on afterpay
 >>/942843/
it is just rated 0-7 hours then 8-15 hours that matter if u can wagie longer then u can't get it. the imparement tables are rated 20 points and i got 20 from autism
 >>/942843/
I'm not one of the neets here who have stories/lore I have just come and gone, some fag here said I wouldn't get DSP but I did.
 >>/942844/
I applied last year but got denied, I got medical exemptions for a year going in once a month, carer with me meant they did the application for me this time and after the psych call i got it in 4 days. so like 4 weeks. 
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Big sickle day. Five cubits our, three still to go in, along with six I didn't sort out last week and another 4 by Friday. All cut up





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Spinning some diiscs from the record fair last week. Some good finds. Comfy. Giving the EEB a break. Saving my energy I have a feeling tomorrow will be bonkers. 

XX END COMINICATO XX













































 >>/942997/
During a blood transfusion, some donor DNA is indeed transferred because donated blood contains white blood cells (leukocytes) that have intact nuclei with genomic DNA, as well as smaller fragments of cell-free DNA present in the plasma; however, this donor-derived DNA circulates only temporarily and does not integrate into the recipient’s cells or alter their genetic makeup, as it is eventually cleared by the immune system








 >>/942986/
You don't realise how many calories are in alcohol until you quit. Because a can of beer doesn't seem to have many, but then it you snag 20 every night well that's like eating an extra two full meals every day. 

Some wagon neets get into tea, some avoid drinking anything at all and shrivel up like cactus. Some just fixate on something else for a few weeks to get through the hard part. 
If you achieve nothing in the first two months but being sober, that's legitimate. Watch every episode of X files, waste a month of your life in the pursuit of wagon



 >>/943008/
The worst part is the hyper anxiety and panic. At this point I just feel so drained. I have to wagonmaxx. I also got into uni and I have to stay sober to reach my goal of getting high marks and transferring into another uni.










 >>/943011/
Know that feel neet. Drink because anxious, achieve nothing because drunk, wagon and then anxious.

Word of advice, ask your doctor to write the university a note saying that you're quitting.
Firstly, so that if you end up in hospital it's already on your patient record that you're an alcoholic, lest you get hit by a car or something and suffer accute withdrawal while already in hospital. Secondly because it sort of forces them to treat a relapse as an injury, not as misbehaviour.

Relapse is a recognised risk of treatment, if they punish students who relapse, they are discouraging students from trying to quit. They aren't setting an example of the drunkest student, they're throwing an injured student out.

And I say this because wagon is very hard, being sober may well worsen your performance in the short term. Anxiety, insomnia, nausea etc. Many neets drink specifically as a solution to these problems, which it legitimately is, but is a bad solution. So if you tell the uni you're quitting, they might be more accepting if you're a nervous wreck and can't stay awake for the next month. Don't know how hard you were drinking previously, but you know, hedge your bets.




 >>/943012/
I did tea, kept me hydrated, dealt with nausea and vomiting, insomnia. But then some neets find it reinforces the physical compulsion to drink, they will compulsively drink tea, generally counter-productive




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