/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/943978/
I would sign up for lessons.

 >>/943980/
OK*

* All lessons are conducted naked

 >>/943980/
You would look nice in skin tight lycra.

 >>/943982/
I don't deny it. Count the bulges.

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 >>/943981/

 >>/943982/
Pic ?

 >>/943985/
Its on the discord.

Made it home before dark and I could already see the rape gangs hiding in the bushes and under the bridges planning their attacks.
I couldn't even pay for petrol because the employee at the till was too busy getting raped by two customers, later I went to mcdonalds and at the drive through window some guy just ejaculated in my face and didn't give me any food.

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 >>/943985/

 >>/943971/
Based.

 >>/943936/
Very nice poem.

 >>/943987/
You should have gone to the other McDonalds. Everyone knows that is the rape one.

 >>/943989/
Bit late Tiffmeister

Is Discord lagging on your end ?

 >>/943991/
I think he knew and went there anyway.

mosquito so large than it made an audible pop when I flicked it

 >>/943991/
I saw car driving out with real food, guess they were paid actors.

 >>/943995/
KFC?

 >>/943994/
Based.

 >>/943983/
yoga pants and twerking lessons for all the neets

 >>/943987/
at least you got some hot sauce out of it

 >>/943996/
Chicken treat

 >>/943999/
vile

Garn get sum hot sauce up my shitter tonight 🤠

 >>/943884/
Dandenong looks more comfy than some middle class burbs I have experienced.

 >>/943916/
Imagine being the reason Zipping was invented.

 >>/943936/
Fifo is defying doctors orders and having a beer at the rose and crown

 >>/944003/
it's full of lebs

 >>/944005/
I miss him. FIFO where are you?

 >>/943971/
Nuro's eeb is the closest thing to a flying carpet figuratively imaginable.

Zip
verb
gerund or present participle: zipping
1.
To flee on an eeb from angry parents after taking creepshots of their kids.
"Oi cunt, what the fark ya thinking ya doin?" *zips away*

 >>/944010/
You made that up.

 >>/944011/
Funnay init ?

 >>/944008/
Thats in elizabeth south

 >>/944012/
> init
The Toshiba is falling apart

 >>/944014/
Has been for a decade...

 >>/944015/
Sad innit

Hyperactive ejaculation

 >>/944017/
It will fall apart for at least another few decades

Pidge has gone too far.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-26/bute-pigeon-palace-poo-problem-sa/105216110

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kek

> poo problem
Not unlike one of our fellow posters.

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

 >>/944023/
I chopped my willy off

 >>/944022/
Stanley ?

 >>/944027/
Me, The Nuro

SUCC

MAH

BUM RASH

DANGALAY

THANG