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 >>/948187/
they were the first to bring kebabs into takeaway, they used naan bread and put dollops of sour cream in it. Then the lebs muscled them out of fast food with thier inferior product.


























































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Wood bunker full. 
Freexer full.
Cracker shelf full. 
Toaster aquisition failed.
Gonna work out the rest of the caffiene buzz in the kitchen tonight, aiming to make a big ass lasgnae.



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Blew the time budget with an impulse visit to the flo-oah garden but there were no flo-oahs because its mid winter. NO REFUNDS. 

STOOGED

Drove past K-mart and couldnt find the emotional energy to select an new toast making companion, after all I am making a decision for the next 20 years of my life. The turbo oven is fine for now but there is a empty space on the shelf I dont know what to put there.





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> after all I am making a decision for the next 20 years of my life. The turbo oven is fine for now but there is a empty space on the shelf I dont know what to put there.
Beautiful.









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How we all doing NEET brothers and sisters and Federal security staffers ?

Made the call, avoided the fast food, went to woolies and Just cooked a Lamb Roast, about to make some wraps. Been offline the past day, not sure about the moofie situation. I was Quiet upset to find torrentgalaxy was kill for my 2160 rips. Currently Watching Hot Shots 1 and two. Set controls to comfy.




























12 layer lasgnae in the oven, cant help thinking I forgot something. Would have been good with parmesan but I forgot to defrost that chunk I bought. Its got onions and mince and pinapple and olives. I put cheese on it when I make it into 8 cheap tv dinners trays. Still got two from last batch. More effort needed to eat the freexer down. Not gonna give up.




Dudeweedbro down the street bought a dirt bike and wants me to go over and check it out. For some reason he pushed it home rather than riding it. 
Stoners make sense to themselves, I suppose.





 >>/948201/
Beautiful. Bruno Ganz was magnetic and the production value was priceless even though it was undoubtedly cheap as for the day. Thought I recognized Ganz from his portrayal of 1.8. although that was a jew moofie and not worth watching. 5/5 video cameras watching him murder some sport in the bahnhoff.





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Very satisfying, perfect firmness and flavor with the carraway and onions. Made popcorn and beans too, just waiting for the bread to bake and then I'm going to bed. Could have used cheese in the bake but there are five jars of bechamel sauce so thats creamy enough. Might think about ricotta and parmesan for next batch. There is no way I will get sick of this dish.












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Goood Morning NEETs

Slept very well. That roast has given me some nice energy. Guts are happy. Out of coffee pods, just got out the camper stove and the moka pot. Garn make a serious batch of cobee. 

Also catching up on the jew boogaloo. /pol/ is some what usuable today when israel is busy getting attacked. funny innnit. Not sure where this is going to go but Nuro's take on this is thus:

Israel fucked up by literally Auschwitzing the Palestinians over the past year. Now if they get bombed they are going to get no sympathy from anyone this time. Good.





























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i can't find any new music with youtube anymore. i used to find a lot on Eggy's stream but he hasn't streamed in 4 months and there used to be frequent vaporwave streams but they suddenly stopped in late 2024. i was always proud of my ability to find niche music but it's all dried up and i'm essentially a boomer now and might as well start listening to the same peter gabriel cd for the next 30 years




























































 >>/948459/
To be fair it has been a long time since we got a new poster here.
Occasionally we get a foreigner who posts for a while but they generally fade away after a while and leave with no explanation.

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Good Morning NEETs

Slept well. Any nuke action yet ?

Hosting a party thisafternoon. Lots to prepare for. Up and atom. Anyone know where to get plastic champagne glasses ?











One woman dey waka comot from train station last night, I follow her small. She enter park, I push her down, gree do bad thing, then I waka go. If I see her again, I go do am again, but if I see beta woman, I go do am instead.







I helped Nuro clean his place up for a party the next night but when I turned up he said it was the night before and got me to help him clean up again, once.










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 >>/948493/
Nuros party will be the classiest event of the year, the very epitome of NEET socialisation, those who attend shall astound younger NEETs with tales of it for generations to come.
I imagine it will be quite like this picture.

















WE INDIAN STAND WITH ISRAELI WOMEN 🇮🇱🥰🇮🇳THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN INDIA THE MOST CLEANEST COUNTRY 🥰🇮🇳 WE NEVER SCAM, WE HAVE CLEANEST FOOD AND WOMEN ALWAYS FEEL SAFE, I KNOW U JEALOUS WITH INDIA 🥰🇮🇳🥰🇮🇳🥰







































 >>/948459/
I still post here, it's just that there is something almost daily that makes me not want to. And this isnt a dig at you or mod/vols, but the absolute fucking dropkicks that make this and anywhere else they post unappealing are basically ungovernable. This was a bit left field and anon board edgy for the first month or on occasion but it's consistent. I was bo for a while and tasks relating to a fucking backwater imageboard's moderation shouldn't need to have constant surveilance and be like a part time job. All communities are their members, some of ours are not worth the effort to keep. Sorry they ended up here.









 >>/948557/
And this is what it turns in to. 
Pro/anti iga/nuro shit thats beyond the joke from three fuckheads and one or two others that engage thinking it'll be different this time. Or because they actually enjoy iga goading like tiff. Theyre all too retarded to know who posts anything anyway.



 >>/948559/
whatever, It was a small dick move to attack Nuro by siphoning off the NEETs to kill the board, just to make him homeless. Thats the worst kind of trolling, I saw this shit happen when lowtax sold off Something Awful and the board did worse than die, it became a parody of itself just because the new owner was a fucked up beta who wanted to change the userbase. Dont forget, we were here and making this board fun years before the B.O. showed up.























 >>/948464/
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Having a relatively active board with relatively normal conversation in English or close enough helps new users/groups/boards to settle in. With new users/boards there is a chance that they look at neighbour boards and they might start posting there.
Instead this you picked isolation and fading away into oblivion without a tiny bit of chance anything else.

 >>/948466/
International Cruisey, Northern Hungarian Sufferer, Latvian Russian weren't IGA. Btw the latter could have posted here all summer but since you fellas fags fled, there weren't anyone to talk to.


Btw Endchan came a long fucking way. Losing /sp/ and /librejp/ was a big hit for the site, we are continuously growing since. Sure I don't understand like 80% what's posted and I'm not interested in 95% of the remaining 20 but still.


 >>/948586/
You make some good points but the NEETs were in a difficult position because of the relentless disruption and uncomfy posting here which couldn't be dealt with through moderation because of VPNs.

Even now all those questionable sex images he keeps posting make me want to stop reading here. It is just too much.


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 >>/948586/
The current B.O. has tried to assassinate /ausneets/ with his exclusive secret board ploy. New neets dont want to be whored out as pawns in some politics bullshit so thats more damage he's responsible for. 

Nuro not giving a fuck  >>/946180/ and Tiffin refusing to abandon Nuro  >>/946215/ kept this place alive when it was cursed by the zombie troll.
(You) need to respect both of them for standing up while you all bent over.


 >>/948590/
The B.O. wont even ban the C.P. spammer, even though   he could knock out all of the VPN IP's given enough time. His efforts to make /ausneets/ a  safe space for the troll baffle me.



Nuro and Tiffi, I thank you everyday for keeping this board alive. Without your gallant efforts against adversity to provide much needed enjoyment into NEETs decrepit lives I would have killed myself years ago.

Keep on basing!




























 >>/948586/
> fags
I still post here a fair bit, sometimes on other boards. This is a cool site, and the only anon imageboard where I trust the admin. 
I dont like singling out stanners because I have had heaps of good chats with him and he can be an okay poster. He's done weirder/cooler things on here than both of the other ones. Also, the other two are 'pretending' to be retarded, IGA is retarded. Picking on the handicapped is a no go for me. Tiff is an antagonist, and nuro is a self absorbed cocksucker. I dunno. You did good by us. I'll still post here, and do but I cant be fucked having to wait for whichever one to settle down when they have their passionate fits of based trolling so when that happens (i.e the pizza-esque posts), I'll go back to the other board. It's been like 7 years of it.




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Party went well, a few bottles of champagne and a pack of cigarettes was consumed. Low key sunday afternoon chill. Lots of regulars and good vibes. Tunes went down really well, only had one Karen complain about us being disrespectful. So I turned it up from level 3 to 11 and told her "this is whats its actually like being disrespectcful" and she fucked off immediately. 

Home now work tomorrow garn crash out and have an early one. 

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 >>/948629/
I'm happy for you to have IRL frens in a primo part of Aus. Kudos for being yourself when the Karen attacked your honor and not cucking out. The power of Nuro magnified by basado cubed.




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 >>/948638/
> mate just dox your self and friends in this completely toxic dangerous online environment with mentally ill users who have become nothing but professional trolls scamming the government on disability for their failings in life  

here we go, i was totally  expecting this fuck you, double fuck you, triple fuck you, and fuck you again bitch. We all just want you gone, dead or both.










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 >>/948644/
Things run very differently when you are not in a souless mega corp run chink and jeet infected capital city (Adelaide counts too dont deny it)

Partys run late in the industro complex all the time, but thats friday and saturday and tonight is sunday for fucks sake

I dont owe you haters a grain of salt, i had fun outside, you sat on your cum stainded computer chair.

goodnight nuro out end communication

Nuro, you getting defensive about posting images of the "party" puts a doubt in my mind that no such thing even took place. If you could put us NEETS at ease we would be extremely grateful.












































Been reading about a chinese conspiracy theory that all western history is made up.
Apparently the Romans, greeks and egyptians didn't exist.






Bibi just said that Iran tried to assassinate trump, twice.
Then said that they also tried to kill me, but I'm the junior partner.

Wat



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 >>/948708/
India is the only country with an normal population pyramid. some countries like russia and japan have such an inverted population age distribution they are basically going to die off.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1lc57p7/whats_the_recoil_velocity_of_ur_jet_spray/

I dont know if this is a meme. It seems like the correct response to jeet posts.




 >>/948712/
https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1lbvq4g/fraud_amit_mahajan_sir_could_never_beat_my_goat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I dont know what I'm reading. They are the 20's superpower.





Kitna bhi pdhle agle saal bhi nahi hoga tera IIT tere jso ke liye nhi h galgotia bana h tujh jaiso ke liye

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No matter how much you study, you won't be able to achieve your goal next year too. Galgotia is not made for people like you.

Galgotia is their good uni.
Might start posting this to pajeet posters. Change galgotia to 'civilisation'.



Tu 3 saal se ek exam ke liye padh rahi thi.. iss baar bhi nahi nikla?
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You were studying for an exam for 3 years… you didn’t clear it this time too?

On the pajeet depression fuel. His mum said it to him.


















> These men were apparently part of the event's peacekeeping team.

Cunt was shot by the people he's protesting for. Peaceful activism.

https://www.abc.net.au/pacific/samoa-designer-arthur-folasa-ah-loo-fatall-shot-no-kings-protest/105420824







I ate a servo ham cheese and tomato sandwich recently.
It was completely tasteless and a bit mushy but I didn't die afterwards which was nice.







































I worked with a guy who drank bourbon from a coke can all day.
Everyone knew but they ignored it till he drove the forklift right into a very large and expensive set of electronic scales.












































Rental applications not going smoothly
No references, lack of recent rental history, net pay in payslips fluctuates heaps due to sickies...









Oof my guts are fucked. Dropped a wicked shit this morning and had to flush several times to get it down. Made me think of Weber, RIP.

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What if there is no other board and the BO has been assassinating the NEETs to deprive Nuro of his rightful audience like that NEET said the other night?
The "other board" could be a hole in the bush, it makes a disturbing amount of sense really.









Not a fan of that Keegan bloke tbh. A truly detestable individual with no morals and who emits a vile stink wherever it goes. But hey, that's to be expected when one eats their own shit and lives in a toilet I guess.







Nuro: https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/tributes-flow-for-90s-dj-and-dance-vocalist-john-reid-dead-at-61/news-story/fa86cbc8ea2f01565437d6d75c8129cf






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I did notice the other day that Nuro has apparently invented a robot pizza delivery truck.
And he never even told us.
https://www.carsales.com.au/editorial/details/dominos-launch-autonomous-pizza-delivery-robot-vehicle-129396/?isModal=true
























 >>/948949/
With flour instead of bread it surely can work out well. But with actual bread...
Perhaps dried and ground. I dunno.
Let us know about the result.

I'm back on Clarkson's Farm, calm entertainment.




































































































 >>/949018/
The newest sermon(might be second newest) by rabbi alon avara tpuches on that. 
Called half of Israel a bunch of delusional Russians playing pretend. 
These eastern block lunatics, theyre everywhere.




















































 >>/949153/
yeah think so, I've gone back to posting to a few normie sites I used to post at, The others aren't coming back now after all these months and the 4 or so of us left here isn't enough to make the place viable. Try and find somewhere comfy and move on tbh, thats what I'm doing.



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Good moofie. Its got tommy lee jones before he got craggy and old. The characters are good but its just an action moofie with production value of being in Texas and Juarez in the 70's. Well worth the time of a NEET to watch.



















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What the fuck is this shit? it was a valid post. and as for the rest of the shit claiming I'm spamming the board etc, get your facts right ya dumb cunt. I'm barnaby land/ home theatre neet ya fucking idiots.






 >>/949178/
Yeah, he gets very generous with the arbritrary bans and acts weird when asked about that or questions in general. He flipped out at me for asking something once, said I was shit stirring























I was going to make a post about nuro earlier but I started and then noticed a small explosive device attached to my computer so I didn't make that post.

















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All a man needs is a place to plug in his rice cooker, grains, 500g of mince a day, and whichever cheapest fruit or vegetable you can find to put with it. And salt, or some kind of flavouring like gravel perhaps, or sand.


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So. I looked through the thread and even went back some more.
These two  >>/949154/  >>/949160/ were a mistake, they have well developed "post history", second is clearly a VPN, has many posts on several IPs on the same narrow range. 
These are whatever  >>/949167/  >>/949168/  >>/949169/  >>/949174/  >>/949183/  >>/949188/  >>/949188/  >>/949269/ some most likely is the spammer.
However these:  >>/949184/  >>/949192/  >>/949194/  >>/949196/  >>/949201/  >>/949204/  >>/949209/  >>/949212/  >>/949214/  >>/949219/  >>/949226/  >>/949228/  >>/949232/  >>/949236/  >>/949242/  >>/949246/  >>/949248/  >>/949250/  >>/949252/  >>/949254/  >>/949255/  >>/949257/  >>/949258/  >>/949260/  >>/949263/  >>/949264/  >>/949266/  >>/949267/  >>/949270/  >>/949271/  >>/949273/ are mighty curious.
These are from the same broad range, which features only once in the previous thread. The range was brought in after the 7th ban, and cycled through IPs after each further ban on it. I do think this is an Australian residential dynamic IP, or like a mobile subscription, the IP can be released/renewed easily.
From the taunts and replies (like his last message here  >>/949273/), and that he moved to spam other boards he posted Nuro too elsewhere I'm hundred percent sure he is the spammer.
But what I really find interesting is that
1. it was brought in like some kind of lightning rod, the user knew very well, he could cycle through "endless" reserve of IPs.
2. beyond that one post in the previous thread, there is no post history to this range; he could have a different broad range before, but how could he knew it he'll get a "brand new"?
I think normally he uses a VPN, and sometimes open proxies, but he has only a limited amount of that.

It would be nice if there were no custom flags, but maybe captcha for each post. And maybe IDs.

 >>/949282/
> It would be nice if there were no custom flags
Better still no flags at all or make the flag the abo one or austrian flag hehe. Geolocation is broken anyway
> but maybe captcha for each post
Wouldn't be so bad
> And maybe IDs.
Hell nah




We do spend a lot of time laughing at you on the new board you know
All this effort you put in to troll yourself lol
Keep it up retard







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 >>/949282/
It sounds like IGAy has a VPN service and is doing  mobile phone IP cycling. If you could permaban his VPN IP's that'd be legit. Permabanning the mobile phone IP might catch some legit NEETs. 

also why hasnt his VPN been banned?
Thanks for actually doing something shibs. personally I think we should go to ID posting on ausneets. It'd cancel some of the funny stuff like Danposting and posting as the mong in some other neets bad home story, but this board is cooked anyway. 

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> drives everyone away
> cries about board being dead
> waits for days for others to post
> does same shit again
> cries about board being dead

Lol

Joh meets the founder of Crop Swap Australia, a food sharing community. Ed makes caramelised rosemary and cardamom custard. Julie gives flatpack furniture a makeover.





















 >>/949282/
Maybe the first one was not a mistake. I'm not sure right now.

 >>/949283/
Both flags and ID would help.

 >>/949284/
I dunno about GT bikes.

 >>/949294/
And on the phone you probably have VPN, but whatever.
> Why didnt you lift the ban?
I've no idea which appeal is yours.

 >>/949298/
I do not think there is an IGA/Stanley/whoever. I don't see any mentally challenged person, I only see calculating malicious intent, used as a facade.
> might catch some legit NEETs. 
There are only very few legit users here. If they'd stick to one IP it would help.


 >>/949286/
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For these I'm gonna issue a ban.








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I put sumac and worstershire on it. Got the bottom just right and its hot all the way through. The BBQ i cook it on takes finesse when to turn the under hot plate off and when to turn the side burners off.

His antics and multiple personalities and talking to himself might be new to you Shibs but he's done exactly the same shit over and over again for so many years now.








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 >>/949326/
> Maybe the first one was not a mistake. I'm not sure right now.
wrong again if you mean 949154
> There are only very few legit users here. If they'd stick to one IP it would help.
some sites block me because of my vpn, today I have had to try 3 servers to check the status of my online grocery order
 >>/949330/
> These are his posts. >>/949307/ (you)
wrong again, that one was me the rest aren't.

this is a pic of my speaker it is a Paradigm Founder 120H (the one on the left), look it up and check the price it goes for in Australia, then tell me how iga could afford that dumb arse.
I won't be defending myself again, if you accuse me once more prepare to be abused
So get your facts right, because I'm getting very sick of you cunt., My order has just turned up so I'm going to unpack that, looking forward to your reply.















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