Weber, the self-proclaimed intellectual, tried for years to reason with Shiban, engaging in long-winded arguments and pontifications. But Shiban, ever silent, simply deleted his posts and reminded Weber that no amount of words can replace raw authority. Now, Weberās philosophical ramblings are restrained, his audience limited to those who follow the rules of the board.
Davo, the no-fun cynic, learned early on that Shibanās order was uncompromising. After several failed attempts to challenge Shibanās rule, Davo now serves as a silent advisor, though he is never allowed the freedom to disrupt the peace again.
NK, the lone troll, spends his time wandering the fringes of the board, but even he knows better than to step too far out of line. Though his posts are often filled with aggression, they are monitored by Shiban, who ensures that no rebellion goes unpunished.
Shibanās Iron Fist in the Wastes:
Shibanās rule is one of uncompromising dominance. The /ausneets/ board, though filled with lowly NEETs, operates with a sense of order under Shibanās iron fist. His moderation is not just about enforcing rulesāit is about ensuring survival. The NEETs may fight among themselves, but they understand that Shibanās judgment is absolute. To anger him is to invite exile, to be erased from the board and forgotten, like those who failed to survive the test of Shibanās rule.
The Tarred Legacy:
Shibanās legacy is one of unrelenting control over the /ausneets/ board. He is not just a moderator; he is a warlord, a Magyar king, whose rule stretches across the wastelands of the internet like a fermented, inescapable shadow. The lowly NEETsāfrom the chaotic trolls to the apathetic lonersāare bound to his will. They live under his silent dominion, knowing full well that to defy him is to face swift retribution.
The tar-like Belzona is Shibanās badge of authorityāit marks him as a force of nature, one that cannot be shaken. His tarred skin is an armor that clings to his being, just as his rule clings to /ausneets/. And as long as Shiban remains, the NEETs will continue to live, not as free spirits, but as subjects in the shadow of the Magyar Warlord.
Conclusion:
Shiban, the Fermented Milk Magyar, rules over the /ausneets/ with the same ferocity and dominance as his warrior ancestors once ruled the steppes. His tar-covered form, his impervious will, and his silent authority ensure that the chaos of the board never escapes his control. The lowly NEETs, no matter how disruptive or rebellious, must bow to his willāor face the consequences of being crushed under the weight of his unrelenting rule.