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Someone in the last thread was trying to buy a HDD. Here is a link to ex enterprise HDD's for relatively cheap but they mostly only sell big sized ones.

https://east-digital.myshopify.com/collections/factory-recertified


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> Paul (originally named Saul) was unequivocally Jewish. He states this clearly in his letters:

> Philippians 3:5: "circumcised on the eighth day, of the people of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, a Hebrew born of Hebrews."

> He was a devout Pharisee, a student of the famous rabbi Gamaliel in Jerusalem, and initially a fierce persecutor of the early Christian church.

Get away from rabbi, neet.
































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What's the purpose of conspiracies if we aren't going to witness any fresh new spectacle like Alex at the Bohemian Grove? Seriously, we’ve known about kikes killing kids for the past 2,000 years that's nothing new, the whole middle east shitstorm is an absolute nothingburger when it comes to something new.






































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The devil went down to Delhi, looking for a soul to steal
He met a jeet named kash patel and said “let’s make a deal”
Kash said “I want a yenta, saar, with nice bobs and vagene”
The devil pulled one from the depths of hell, a big nosed kosher queen.
“Now it’s time to pay your share, I’ll have your shit stained soul”
But Kash just stood there smiling, a 4’8” turd inside the bowl.
“I shit in streets, I gang rape dogs, izzat my only dream.
I’m Indian. I have no soul. Saar, there’s nothing to redeem.”




























 >>/962614/
Holy shit that is some ricey electronics. Why the fuk your DAP needs a camera is beyond me. Also that 4G wont work in aus lol. also also those dual DAC's wont help it produce better sound quality, they are only to decode/encode the bluetooth/4g which you wont ever use. Trust me.





















https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/cctv-shows-man-drop-barbell-on-his-chest-at-gym-ending-his-life/news-story/60b23632f9f4d95644a1efbdeaa85d23
Not even lifting big boi plates.

 >>/962642/
> made in denmark from local and imported ingreedients
This might mean that jeets made the cookies and it was packed in denmark. although it seems unlikely because repacking fragile shortbread would seem unviable. 

Still would not eat anything made with Denmarknigger hands.






 >>/962647/
i am gonna see how much xmas bakery is left on the shelves next time I go to target and shiploads. I reckon tiktok videos of indian cake factories is gonna basically kill their industry. Its probably deepfake too. Fukn jeets are gonna learn real quick to gaslight their manufacturing sector to white buyers.
















Collected the tree. Assembled it. It works. Had to trim a couple of the fibre optic strands that were considerably longer than the branches. Need to clean up the room before I can put it in its final resting place. Might need some tinsel and baubles.


















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Goon Afternoon BIg Fellas 

Need to do a catch up.bplenty to talk about almost had to kick some boomer in the balls and barge him into sea wall rocks after he picked up my bike and moved it for being in the way. It wasn’t land he snapped the front light camera mount. Ended up quietly following him back to his car and getting his plates and  redacted  redacted redacted redacted 

Anyways a hard earned  Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah 







> Taxi is a 1996 Spanish film directed by Carlos Saura, starring Ingrid Rubio. Set in Spain, its plot tracks a group of young neo-Nazi thugs controlled by an extreme right wing taxi driver who attack immigrants and homosexuals.[1]

















She commented that she's fucking a nazi and joked that all the white nationalists lose prejudice when it comes to pussy. I said I was a humanitarian and would accept any women and children.







































Big fat sunday brekky, fresh home made bread with tonnes of butter, onion relish and double gloucester cheexe and some with blackberry jam. Tall coffee with cream. Struggling to eat it all TBQH








How the fuck is there no food in your house? Clean our your kitchen cupboards and there will be all kinds of shit you bought years ago with good intentions, and then just got KFC as usual. Now it the time to eat actual food.



















I don't like when you try to move a file into a folder on windows and there is one in there with the same name it only gives you the option to replace the one in there or cancel the action. There should be an option to move the file but give it a (1) next to its name.

 >>/962797/
They didn't learn from the last time and could not be fucked to implement any changes yet. 
> We know it is disappointing that this work has not been completed yet. It remains our first priority across the organization
>  >Enhanced Rollouts & Versioning: Similar to how we slowly deploy software with strict health validation, data used for rapid threat response and general configuration needs to have the same safety and blast mitigation features. This includes health validation and quick rollback capabilities among other things
https://blog.cloudflare.com/5-december-2025-outage/

They need Monk.







I finished watching Manhunter. They made too many changes from the book, all of them worse.
Brian Cox was not a very good Hannibal Lecter. The film maker did not understand that Lecter should have been the star of the show.
They made a big mistake not having Lecter's prison cell as described in the books. He was in a sterile white one instead. They botched it bad.
I will be watching Silence of the Lambs next.













 >>/962834/
Isn't this another one of those pesky contradictions?

Don't make fun of him because he's on Cenno, but it's fine to make light and humerous joy of another NEET on Cenno suffering. Who has said
> Death can't come fast enough.

 >>/962835/
I am mocking weber because he doesnt have any food in his house and I have about 12 months worth. I even once was in his situation and managed to scrounge potatoes and veg and fruit from the land, so to speak. Going hungry in Australia is a skill issue and I would literally bet that he has food in his house that he doesnt recognize as food because its not junk food/ processed lazy person convenience food. I am not gonna even start on how he could go to his mummybot and she would be overjoyed to make him the best sandwich ever. Down with weber and his self gratifying mock penury.


































Yesterday Bill was supposed to be here. Sisterbot texted at 7am to say she had food poisoning and he had to look after the kids. Interesting that she prepared food for six (6) people and was the only one to have food poisoning. I would go so far as to call it an outright lie.
In her text message yesterday, she stated he would be here at 7.30am today and work until evening. He arrived at 8.30am. No mention of the previous day's food poisoning issue. After rooting around for ten (10) minutes he asked if I had another can of enamel paint, which I didn't, as he had always been responsible for calculating volumetric requirements and sourcing it.
After a phone call at 2.20pm, he said he had to go, saying his eldest girl was "sick" and "on the rag". I suspect this contrivance was a result of running out of paint.







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The Remains Of The Day (1993)
> Rule bound head butler Stevens' (Sir Anthony Hopkins') world of manners and decorum in the household he maintains is tested by the arrival of housekeeper Miss Kenton (Dame Emma Thompson), who falls in love with him in pre-World War II Britain. The possibility of romance and his master's cultivation of ties with the Nazi cause challenge his carefully maintained veneer of servitude.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I took a very thorough shower. I soaped all bodily surfaces. Worried about how much weed poison I must have come in contact with.
I should stop using it but I can't think of a better way to deal with all these weeds that come up everywhere.











 >>/962914/
In my XP:
On one hand EU puts real weight onto privacy, trying to save EU citizens from the claws of evil spying Big Tech and such.
On the other hand EU enacting laws that mandate email and instant messaging snooping, and tech that prescreens everything sent through the net.
Conclusion the EU wants to save EU citizens to herself so they can datamine and surveil them withouth the Big Tech middle men whom they have to turn and beg to for the citizens data currently.


 >>/962916/
A difficult situation for the ambos, but difficult to see how driving forwards was the best option. should have parked, locked the doors and got a syringe full of sedatives ready to go as soon as a body part came through the glass.






 >>/962916/
foid driving taxi. naturally she panics and tries to yeet this poor naked boong onto the street. How the fuk this guy doesnt slash his throat on the glass when he sticks his head thru the windscreen is just insane luck, that someone has videotaped the spectacle.
































 >>/962955/
> I don't really understand the economics of it.
yeah it's weird
same with disney and the star wars
I'd have thought the hardcore nerds into both franchises would also be the ones pirating everything, so not contributing to streaming revenue



 >>/962959/
There's still the animated series Maul – Shadow Lord and The Ninth Jedi to come next year, along with the live action Arsesoaker 2.
Film-wise, there's The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) and Star Wars: Starfighter (2027) in production, and a further five films without working titles but have directors attached.
They've learned nothing.










I finished watching The Silence of the Lambs.
It was a good movie. Much better than Manhunter. Everything done right, just like the book. Only small changes.
I am watching Hannibal (2001) next.

















 >>/962985/
Five was the minimum purchase amount. Two are replacing crusty chromed ones behind the toilet and shower doors. I may place the remaining three behind each of the bedroom doors, or possibly mount three in a row on a board in the laundry room that exits to the back yard.









 >>/962996/
I made masking tape labels but stupidly stuck them on the lids instead of the sides.
They’re 100L ones from Bunnings. A little pricey and smell a bit when you first get them, but good overall.
I got a 200L one for the kayak hull after Motherbat cracked the shits about it taking up space in her spare bedroom. It now lives in the shed.
Having to phone post after my router reloaded because some fuck got 118.210.0.0/16 range banned.







Trying to build a new app for my old phone. Won't compile because of gradle issues. Have to go back to an old app that still compiles and completely rewrite that to do what I want.











 >>/963015/
Thank you. I realised I need to get a bake & glaze ham for her Christmas (already have turkey, lobster tails, various gourmet deserts in the freexer), so 5 or 10 packs and a jar of pasta sauce will keep me going another fortnight.
































































 >>/963079/
Context. Hungary pays €1 million each day for we don't let migrants in. Now the EU voted in the so called "migrant pact" with which they redistribute, relocate the migrants the EU already has within. Many countries asked for exemption, us too, what we did not get. Now Orbán says we won't take our share of them.

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A worthy project.










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https://cbn.com/news/israel/pulpit-has-become-quiet-jerusalem-hosts-1000-pastors-support-jewish-state-combat

'The Pulpit Has Become Quiet': Jerusalem Hosts 1,000 Pastors to Support Jewish State, Combat Antisemitism

JERUSALEM, Israel – More than one thousand pastors and Christian influencers are in the Holy Land this week. Organizers call it the largest gathering of its kind since Israel's founding.

A partnership between Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Friends of Zion Museum led to the unprecedented visit.   

Friends of Zion founder Mike Evans told CBN News, "It's the first time in history the State of Israel has officially partnered with 1,000 strategic pastors to commission them as ambassadors to combat antisemitism and reach the youth of their generation.”

Evans believes Israel's fight is not just on the battlefield.

“Right now, there's an ideological war that Israel is losing," he stated. "So, they need the Evangelicals, they need the Zionists, to fight an ideological war. Demons don't clear customs, and this ideological war’s massive. And it's being funded by countries like Qatar and others through an antichrist-type AI, and to pound away with bots and to marginalize people and silence them.”

One of the goals of the gathering is to strengthen Christian support during a time of rising global antisemitism. They say the pulpit must speak louder than the propaganda.

U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee told us, “So it's just, I think an extraordinary time for pastors to go to their pulpits and to speak with clarity and with boldness and to push back on the antisemitism, the bigotry that is being pushed toward Jewish people and toward the people of Israel.”


https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/japans-north-rocked-by-76-magnitude-earthquake-sparks-evacuation-calls/news-story/792f4a879fb54f6c38beb792b49fc793
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On my morning walk just now I encountered someone wearing a mask. A medical one, that blue colour.
It was quite unsettling. I assumed he was some kind of criminal hiding his identity. You see them going past all the time. Wearing hoods up in hot weather too.

Predators on the look out for opportunity.

I don't know that I can keep doing these morning walks. There is dirty litter everywhere, thousands of flies, and dangerous people. Bad home life.
I might just stay home.







This Hannibal movie is not good.
Jodie Foster did not come back so they have some post-wall roastie playing Clarice very poorly instead.
All the beauty, charm and moxie of Clarice gone. All the central elements of her character.
Just a disaster.





 >>/963132/
that boong tried to smash his head through the windscreen like he was the T - 1000 in Terminator: 2 in the exploding helicopter scene. Perhaps he thought he could punch his face thru and flow into the passenger seat, reform himself, look at the panicked foid in the driver seat and say:
Get - Out. 

thought that would have been pretty based desu.





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An unfortunate problem I keep having with android is that shit doesn't work for some obscure reason and I waste hours in frustration over something that would be very simple in other languages and environments.









back from shop. cold. windy. bogans walking mean looking dogs. dudes with black hats sitting in chairs at the pub watching me walk down the street. got plain flour and milk. didnt want a bag. paid cash. street is full of anemic, beheaded pine trees and bunting proclaiming to greet the season. tinsel in the gutter. having a caro with the last of the old milk. might listen to lectures on james mason.











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Goon AfterNEET Big Fella. 

Van just it’s 200k service Been putting if off for way too long, too much of a r
Lazy cunt to do it and despite having neighbours tha have a car parts business they just had a messy breakup and are do Fifo so no cheap parts as I plannned. and New plugs rotors pads and tyres all round…1400 dollar doos thank you very much 

Had a fancy set of speakers I was going to put in the lancia. Fuck it. Garn put them in the van on the weekend and give her a good clean and detail. Avoiding doing rims as I likel have a stock white van I can illegally park anywhere.


Any way Nuro is cooked. Getting so busy. It’s only Tuesday but feels like a Thursday with with all these. 6 and 7 day weeks I have been doing. Any way not complaining I fact winning bigly. UN-NEETong my Arse was the best thing I ever did. You MFers can do it if you are so I inclined. If you want to sit and rot just do it without bothering as many people as possible. 

Nuro out end communicato




Literally got banned this morning for posting three (3) pictures of a girl in lingerie, and accused of being IGA. Got informed on the secret board a month ago that I had never had an original idea and that I 'whinged' too much.
Fuck you all. Die in a fire.

 >>/963164/
BASADO! 
 >>/963166/
Loving life at the moment. Might even get a whore for Christmas let’s see where things takes us. The amount of T&A at the beach today is better than any atrip club I have been to in my entire life.
  >>/963167/
Sorry pal fem how and IGA ruined it for everyone BO is running a tight ship and is on the lookout for greasy motherfuxkers. Of want lingerie gust go 4chan and go to the gentlemen’s club at /hr/









I also do think the recent perking up in activity and the drama generated today was done on purpose. The attacker will cease samefagging from various IPs now, creating the illusion that users stopped posting. Then attacker will make the case that unjust moderation drove users away.
Classic.




 >>/963178/
Both are three days ban. And I only got as Appeal: "WTF"
I don't know how do you know that it's "Weber". And if he is why does he get a pass?
And anyway he said:
> Fuck you all. Die in a fire.
"All" is you included.
It doesn't sound like he wants to post, and this is not the way of getting the ban lifted.




 >>/963181/
> And I only got as Appeal: "WTF"
I imagine he appealed like that because of the extent of his surprise at being banned for a post that did not break any rules.

> I don't know how do you know that it's "Weber".
I know it is Weber because I know the NEETs. Also he has had the same IP hash for years.

> "All" is you included.
He is upset. This is my board, not yours. It is up to me to choose how to moderate anything here that does not violate global rules.





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 >>/963185/
you followed the NEETs back here from your little sekret board, when they returned to post with me and Nuro and shiban and that american flag NEET. I kept this board alive in its doledrums until its troll cancer was in remission and now you come back to try and draft behind me in my wake. YOur board ownership owes everything to the happenstance of putting your hand up at an opportune time and nothing to your powers of moderation or least of all your skill as a poster. The beta nature of your personality defies even getting named, hence you could only become a personality through that red text in the post header. par-iss-tone






 >>/963185/
He has three days to process his surprise. Actually for the first one only 2.
> he has had the same IP hash for years.
ITT there are like 5 posts with the same hash. Like these two  >>/963082/  >>/963083/ which I replied to normally despite both being provocation.
> It is up to me to choose how to moderate anything here
That is true.
On the other hand I helped out removing the tons of crap the attacker flooded the board with for years.
Also you were absent for quite a while and allowed global rule violating content sitting on board for overnights. I wrote you an email about it.

 >>/963190/
You are being a cunt now.









 >>/963202/
Well thats because I went to watch Grego but it didn't like my ip address so I had to change servers about 4 times before I found one that works, as I said here  >>/963183/ you need to take a break from this place because you are seeing things that aren't there, barnaby land neet signing off.
 >>/963202/
> this board the same fags post suspicious crap.

Lovely



 >>/963205/
> seeing things that aren't there
You are not seeing it, because I deleted 'em.
> barnaby land neet
I don't know who that is. And I don't know where's barnaby land is. For all I know it's a burger restaurant chain for kids.
This is the difference. I don't see users I see posts. If a specific user doesn't post his usual stuff I can't tell who made a post. This is one of the reasons why I can talk to literally anyone on imageboards and I don't build grudges against specific people, even tho we might have argued about various stuff over 9000 times. And this is the difference about you fags and me, that you create personas in your head who you learn to hate due to negative interactoins.
"IGA" regularly post porn some of which is borderline cp or it really is which the BO deletes every time. But some of that porn obviously is not cp still gets deleted.
So a post appears which is obviously the "IGA type", which I ban and delete. Then right after a new post appears with three spoilered pics with sketchy filenames which does not give pointers of the contents under the spoilers. So I check one which is some chick in underwear. This type of post is almost never getting posted so I see a suspicious post in a suspicious time to appear. I check the IP and all I got is 5 suspicious posts in an 500+ long thread. So I draw the conclusion it's an "IGA type" of post and it gets the treatment.
I judge by the content of the post not by the poster.













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 >>/963220/
We have a large collection of stuff. And got couple more stuff, a bit early to speculate for me.
Endchan birthday is on the 15th and gonna watch Tron. Still have to decide when, but it there will be only one screening time in a more American friendly time. Which means during the day in Australia.




















How hard is it to get a cenno advance? They asked me how much I have left over each fortnight and I didn't know how honest I should be. I just want the money now for Christmas shopping.



















I just dont need audio amplifiers for IEMs. Decided to go with the R3Pro II again.  Paid for express shipping or I wont get it till march.  Ugh suede tho fugg.

https://store.hiby.com/products/hiby-r3pro-ii





wew got the bluetooth speakers going with the workstation and I am backing up the microSD card.  Crisis averted. Starting to wish I bought the pro audiophile DAP. Why didn't I consult Nuro?





















Bin night. No one else in the street has put their bins out. maybe they forgot, maybe its not bin night. Maybe I'm psychotic and , maybe i'm not putting my bin out but instead i'm an insane hoarder decorating my neighbourhood with junk. Hideous litter and gaudy trash decorations like the inflatable santa that popped up since i last looked down the street. Madness. We serve the bins, they are our masters. The giant santa watches me as I retreat back up the driveway.














the bin is safely back in its spot. the giant santa in the street was not there. proof that i have been hallucinating. i will not risk it again. from now on all my rubbish stays in the house somewhere. no one knows where they take it anyway.

















> Alvinolagnia is a sexual attraction to the belly or midriff, often involving activities like touching or rubbing the belly. This fetish can be linked to feelings of warmth and comfort, as well as the symbolic significance of the navel.






Jetstar Santa (✈️🎅) could be coming Home (?) That's a Cringemass miracle
> Greg Lynn's murder conviction for death of High Country camper Carol Clay quashed
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-11/greg-lynn-appeal-decision-high-country-camper/106128570











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> Lynn has always maintained both deaths were accidents following a confrontation at the campsite involving a knife and one of his guns. He told the court he panicked afterwards, burned the bodies and destroyed the campsite, but insisted those actions did not mean he intentionally killed the pair.

Great kangaroo court and a solid example of kike anarcho-tyranny.




 >>/963350/
It must be proven beyond reasonable doubt and all the processes were followed. 

Like this case. He probably did it but evidence wasn't collected lawfully. Whether he did it or not becomes irrelevant when there are issues with his case. 
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-04/tony-mokbel-victoria-crime-boss-bail-decision/105135556































 >>/963381/
duno its plausible the boomer went crazy and trolled him before stealing his gun and trying to kill him with it. Where'd the knife come from tho? did the boomer go full rambo and bring his woman along for backup? the boomer was cheating on his wife with this other woman too.







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Goon Morning Big Fellas

Nuro has arisen. Ready for a big nig day. Garn lay in the cool zone. Then head to Yandina at 7:30, grab a bacon and egg roll, drench in Worcestershire sauce, then maybe go to the dam and chill and then pick up some parts from the warehouse on the way back.

Thread post count is getting up there, posting a pepe for the inevitable new thread. 

End Communicato






 >>/963391/
Hi Nuro. is it too early for ice cream yet? 

> Hiby order is on the way
Fugg it better come quickly I cant listen to my RWDS lectures while i'm patching my canoe. The resin still works and I glassed three of the big holes already. Gonna get into the filler today and cut some templates for the bulkheads. Still got to chip out the plastic bit where they joined the top and bottom but I might not go full retard and just cover it.






Keep planning on cutting it off with the ethnic but somehow I'm sitting out her place now waiting for her to get home. Going to get a big hug. I'm only a man and any man in this position wouldn't be able to say no. Need to get going in 30 to wage. Think I'm getting the blow and go special, going to try not to fall in love. She is a heavenly little heathen. I've asked her to participate in a lunar festival. We need a goat or lamb. Going to burn the skin, skull and offal. Draw some runes in it's blood on each other.







We will sing the vedas and call on the archons in Aramaic in multitrack psalms like the vocal harmonies in 10cc's I'm not in love. Dissonance to rattle the samsara cage. Remind the gods of our value to them.



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 >>/963401/
I have played this and pretended to hunt soldiers in trenches with fpv suicide drones. Its eerie. 

 >>/963403/
is woy woy full of medici and farnese NWO overlords? (pic rel)

 >>/963404/
take her out to the hills to enhance your romantic ritual with the goat offal. Get her to dig a hole before your love ceremony so you two can play in it and pretend your gnomes afterwards, but leave that as a fun surprise. If she asks why she is digging, dont tell her. You might need to growl at her to elicit her co operation but she will laugh when you reveal the game. ;)
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The mongs next door rolled in at 2AM dragging a piece of metal behind their ute like some mad max shit. from the camping shit and fishing rods in the back I take it they did that for some distance, all the way from the coast.






 >>/963415/
the mongs seem to have inherited another car. thats five they own. only two run and the one they are using now squeals like a tortured goat when its in reverse. add to that the harsh words they use to chastise their boisterous pibbles and you have a truly barbarian intermexxo between the overt displays of mongery and drama.








 >>/963429/
If he had left the scene intact for forensic analysis, it probably would have supported his case enormously. 

A boomer face down in the dirt with a kichen knife in his chest and another one with a shotgun slug to the dome, shot thru the side door glass and the mirror would be pretty convincing that the version of events santa gave was accurate. Sadly he freaked out and destroyed his alibi evidence. Fugg what a mess.









 >>/963438/
It needs to be fresh and warm. Its like none of you know how our ancestors venorated the archons. 
You burn the skin, and bones, but take the carcass for the feast. The blood needs to be collected at the bottom of the alter, I'll make a drain. The actual spanner in the works is that these rituals haven't been done from the Southern hemesphere. I think aimed at Rigel would be good, its near the path of both Jupiter and Saturn. Hope I dont pick the wrong one. Their voices sound similar.

 >>/963437/
> I will tell her it was your idea
Sadly, Darkies dont understand sophisticated communications forums like imageboards, much less would be able to grok the nature of /ausneets/, Better to introduce a level of abstraction into your explaination and say that the idea was told to you in your mind, by your friends who reside there.

The plumber is here. I went to wash my hands after going to the toilet but the water is off. I used hand sanitiser but I worry he is judging me for it. He probably knows I am a neet.
















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Splendid to see you wearing your best polo shirt, NEET. Can I interest you in a higher shelf of libation than your normal red ticket special boxed wine?

A neat and tidy 2.1% off your purchase of any non marked down or short dated drink, because (You) made the effort.













































































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I do not planned anything for this weekend, and I have not seen boardo announcing either. So I'm guessing it's a no.
I was asking some other users on some other boards if they were want to watch Blackadder Season 4 (6 episodes, divided into 2 groups for two days) but I'm getting no replies sadly.
Perhaps I could start streaming them, first on Sunday.












































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