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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-06/zoologist-adam-britton-bestiality-child-abuse-sentencing-delayed/103431386
Dog rapist man has had his sentencing delayed again. New date is early May.





























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 >>/812581/
> e-mail method
Yep, forwarding the emails seek sends me. Only one has worked. Seek is putting in some bullshit about verifying my "right to work" (ie. not being a pajeet student) in there and I think that has changed the expected format of the email enough to kick it from their system.

















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Somehow got sick. Fever, chills, vomiting, joint pain. This hasn't happened in years, could be the coof?
Tomorrow I cold be mortally unwell or fully recovered, so infrequently do I get sick that it's impossible to tell.

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If your mental health has caused you to not be able to hold a job and has led you to be living in a shame shed at 30 years old then you are disabled enough to get the DSP.
You just have to get organised and do it.


































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I vaguely recall reading something in the late 90s by a guy who removed his arse hair with hair removal cream on a dare, and the problems he had with his new hair-free anus. I can't remember what exactly, but the hair actually served some purpose.






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Got myself a new choofpipe, places dont seem scared to sell them anymore. I thought they were against the law to sell, without saying theyre oil pourers etc. Had a sticker saying made in china and you can tell. The head and tait are brass but the stem sounds tinny, maybe anuminium alloy shit. I think they were hand threaded, looks shit. The thread where the piece sits has a chip in it and its not completely airtight. Meh. $15.






















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I'm glad that every week theres a new story of these femoids fucking their students 
For so long the smug redditor phaggot has used pedophile priests as a driver of secular multikulti rootlessness 
Next step is for them to realise that all those priests are fucking little boys because homosexuals are disproportionately mental pedos







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 >>/812615/
You can get someone like a social worker to fill out the forms for dsp and ndis. but you need a proper diagnosis from a psych and the diagnosis needs time to be treated and stabilized so it could take awhile before you can actually apply for it


























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Whens monk going to implement fatty boot camp?
Run those suckers down. 
Diet isnt going to do shit if you dont move those joints.
Fat elvis in 80s spandex getting hard while seeing blobs snail crawl behind him
On opium.










No. 812707 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/812589/
Psychiatrists have a sexier rubber stamp that those cumguzzlers notice better
But zhe will only stamp it after you test out at least three retardation pills and dont shut up 
Youve had siries, dexies and now you just need one more, an f to give up on them. For your own good youll tell yourself knowing tha t it couldve helped snd maybe youre just paranoid, you never cimmited to rhe strstegies thet offered. You knew better because youre in control theyre all jews anyway, do as the me m e says and something. I for h ot 
My train of thought.
Lol boong






























































































































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 >>/812823/
I think thats normal for most celebs. They've become the standard of 'attractive woman' that we see. 
And unfortunately a lot of women mimic these fashion or beauty trends. Maybe that's why you have the rise of the 'beautiful mid' meme. 
Also I suspect this is the reason I've always had an attraction to certain other races
























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intaglio
noun [in-​ta-​glio]

1a. an engraving or incised figure in stone or other hard material depressed below the surface so that an impression from the design yields an image in relief
b. the art or process of executing intaglios
c. printing (as in die stamping and gravure) done from a plate in which the image is sunk below the surface
2. something (such as a gem) carved in intaglio

The NEET King ring had been passed down for generations, and bore an intricate intaglio signet.








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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/teens-charged-after-vyleen-whites-death-were-private-school-students/news-story/df3e88c7cabae560348cd0bb2a78f175
> The teenager accused of killing Vyleen White is a Sudanese refugee who was on bail for armed robbery when he allegedly murdered the grandmother
The magistrates who grant bail to these pieces of shit need to be jailed themselves if they offend again.





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 >>/812869/
> Those niggers are sponsored for housing too.
Yes. Here in SA there have been whites on the public housing waiting list for decades and these niggers get put straight into housing on arrival. Anglicare is a major player in fucking over whites here.


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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/holly-valance-blasts-lefties-in-rare-tv-interview/news-story/a049efe40c905ac3276b6cefe84ba85e
> “I would say that everyone starts off as a leftie, then wakes up at some point, after you start either making money, working, trying to run a business, trying to buy a home, and then you realise what crap ideas they all are,” Candy said. “And then you go to the right.”
quite insightful



No. 812875 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/812865/
indeed, magistrates who improperly let dangerous offenders back on the streets and get people killed should be treated the same way as doctors whose mistakes kill patients or when poor maintenance causes plane crashes. There should be an inquest every time it happens.






















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Slept awfully, periodically dehydrated, sweating, not well. 
Woke feeling a lot better, can do shit now but it has become clear that I've got the flu, possibly the coof.
Either way I tanked it in something like 12 hours, tell the cemetery the funeral is cancelled





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 >>/812900/
Might as well bury the cenno Karen since I've paid for the hole.

There must be some unwritten rule about cemeteries where they aren't allowed to dig the holes before people die, because you'd recon they'd just dig a hundred holes first and just wait for deds to turn up

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Got a haircut. Just the one.
Lawn guy showed up while I was out, which was good. He looked to be finishing up as I drove past my house, so I did a lap of the neighbouring blocks and he was gone when I came back around.













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 >>/812915/
yeah she was a goot ratter and kind of aloof, in the way cats are. belonged to my grandmother, I had her for about two years in a sharehouse I was running. I found her a home with this girl from work I was seeing. The cat liked her better than me.











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The children no longer know what a wj is and called me a groomer. They are too young to know what a "wall jump" is.
I assumed games had improved and this exploit was no longer possible, so I jumped up a wall by clipping it and the kids called me a cheater, they didn't seem to know what a hacker was and I assumed you couldn't hack games now, so I downloaded a lag crack and Micheal Jacksoned up the wall backwards. 
They are a generation of n00bs, sounds like a skill issue, they should git gud or get shrecked.




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 >>/812926/
In case you need a reminder, this is my argument.
All degrees are worthless and award rates based on education level rather than competency in the role is retarded. 
If I employ an RN, and a fresh worker, the new worker could out do the rn in every way and often do but the nurse gets a higher wage. Even when the role doesn't require specialised training.






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 >>/812615/
> Not that great. I'd have to rent in the country given the cost of flats at the moment. 
You also get rent assistance on top of the $1100, but yeah, it's fucked, best way is to be like nuro and sleep in a comfy dunny somewhere. Beat the system.


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 >>/812931/
So you're trashing education as worthless? How about the intellectual discipline and not having an understanding of the mechanism behind the way things and people work that is based on half remembered bits of tiktok videos and circle jerk woman conversations? You're just salty at achievers who can pass exams, real ones, not TAFE diploma mills for pajeets. Your dumb. Real dumb cruisey.



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 >>/812874/
Same. But pleasantly so 

 >>/812865/
All sudanese niggers should be executed. In that ad space between the news and A Current Affair 

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It blows my mind why women are even allowed to be cops. Our society is so fucking gay 

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This is what would appear if UMM made a promotional youtube video "Day in the life of an NDIS Bossman. Morning routine for millionaires" 

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Get a chrome plugin called StayFocused 

 >>/812939/
Uni dropouts like me and cruisey are the real intellectuals. Disdain for scholars. Real world experience. Natural leaders.











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Hair Cut acquired ✅
Drivers Licence renewed, new photo taken ✅
Car booked in for service next week ✅
Car filled with petrol ✅
Grocery shop done, 4 x honey gold mangoes acquired ✅
Back home sitting with plate of sliced and buttered pane di casa ✅


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I explained to the hairdresser about my ear sticking out problem when I have a short back and sides so she didn't use the clippers and kept it long over the ears.
It solved the ears problem but now I am suffering from beachball head syndrome. I look sort of like The Beatles in their early days.















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Higher education has always been held in high regard in my efforts to recruit brand new cellarmen. The exacting task of merchantile liquor requires sharp wits and educational discipline. Only graduates of my Beveridge College, a ship constantly at sea and far from the ill winds of sobriety, can be trusted to command the privilege of advising my customers on their refreshment needs. Why not apply in store for the cadetship program, after four years of professional grade training you too could wear the polyester slacks of a Dan's employee and be posted to far off stores in quaint country towns such as Joondalup, helping the charming locals in their nightly traditions. Networking with with the tertiary educated will have to wait until later in you career when you get posted to the city and can sell them wines.







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 >>/812934/
They're all qualified. One has a cert III, and one has a uni degree. Both doing the same job, and the qualification relevant for the role is only the cert III. (as well as dcsis and clearances etc) 
But RN gets more. 
It incentivises me to not hire anyone with further education. 
I pay the base herders around what nurses get anyway.

No. 812979 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/812939/
Not entirely, but I'd prefer to work with someone with 2 years industry experience over someone with a 4 year degree and 2 weeks of placement. 
The degree is worth it if there is a tangible employment opportunity at the end.










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 >>/812986/
That's a different service and I could provide it but it's around 120 ph charge so I tell clients to just go to the gp. 
Even wound care or peg etc can be done by support staff with that qualification, they don't need to be nurses. 
And I don't admin sec 6 or 8 meds.






























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Can we add Lone Wolf and Cub (1972) to the list
Also drunken master, the one with Jackie Chan when he was young. 
Iirc he's made two movies called drunken master and the second was once he was a stay in the west. 
The early one is best
I think choy yung fat directed it








































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 >>/813055/
> Red foxes readily eat plant material and in some areas fruit can amount to 100% of their diet in autumn. Commonly consumed fruits include blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, cherries, persimmons, mulberries, apples, plums, grapes and acorns. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fox

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All this talk about the diets of foxes is besides the point that Keegan doesn't value an education because he doesn't have one. He pursued an education but couldn't handle his studies and he used to pretend to know about physics before he was called out.


















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I spent a half hour in the front yard filling up the green bin before putting it out on the curb.
Covered in sweat. Small splinter in my index finger.
Can't do these outdoor tasks. Or the indoor ones either.


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Three chicken Kievs for dinner (on special $1.30 each from the Woolies deli).
They were very good. Maybe a new flavourtown Nuro give them a try.
7 minutes in the Mike Lando, turn halfway. No paper towel.













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The chicken Kievs were cooked in a bowl, spread around the sides.
Glad wrap over the top forming a tight seal. It should balloon during cooking but not break.
Eat in the same bowl, dipping cut pieces of chicken in the cheese grease that pools in the bottom.




















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 >>/813095/
I'm not an expert on plastics, but it seems like fumes from the superheated glad wrap could enter the food, or tiny amounts could melt and fall into the food, or steam from the food could melt some of the plastic...maybe I'm wrong.


No. 813115 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/813111/
We should combine all our esoteric alternative health knowledge, incorporate it into a right-wing bodybuilder workout philosophy and advertise it with before and after photos of NEET fatcamp participants. We'd make a killing


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 >>/813059/
> The red fox (Vulpes vulpes) is the largest of the true foxes and one of the most widely distributed members of the order Carnivora, being present across the entire Northern Hemisphere including most of North America, Europe and Asia, plus parts of North Africa. 

Ummmm we live in Australia Retard.



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 >>/813117/
Okay? What does that change?
The article mentions the red fox being in Australia, there is even an article about them:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_foxes_in_Australia
And it doesn't change the meaning of what I was saying, does it Keegan? Aesop wasn't Australian and I'm not saying you're literally a fox that is bitter it can't reach some grapes.

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 >>/813080/
> Maybe a new flavourtown Nuro give them a try.

Are you fucking kidding me ? For Real ? i was posting them back in 2020 when i first mooved up here. There are goyslop Tier. Filled to the brim with Seed oils. I keep a few in the freezer for emergency food. These days i have to drench them in Siriacha or Halepo sauce to down one.



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 >>/813120/
> The species primarily feeds on small rodents, though it may also target rabbits, squirrels, game birds, reptiles, invertebrates[6] and young ungulates.[6] Fruit and vegetable matter is also eaten sometimes.

> sometimes

Sometimes you also eat shit. Therefore you are a shiteater.










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I think I will make a new email address and send that email to imissfather. I don't even care if he tells me he will read it next week.
Just need to get this rude nasty monster banned again.
All his photos deleted within three minutes of posting. Guarantee.

























































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> Tucker Carlson's interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin could see the conservative pundit targeted by European Union lawmakers, current and former members of the European Parliament have told Newsweek.
Hahahahahahahaha, fucking FAGGOT globalists
















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 >>/813206/
Highway patrol cars have a detector detector. They do catch and book people.
When a signal is received by a circuit a shift in the carrier wave occurs. From memory this is called the intermediate frequency. A detector-detector looks for its own frequency plus this intermediate frequency.




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 >>/813210/
> many early "stealth" radar detectors were equipped with a radar-detector-detector-detector circuit, which shuts down the main radar receiver when the detector-detector's signal is detected, thus preventing detection by such equipment







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 >>/813214/
The cops do their revenue raising in sneaky ways. By the time you see one of those automated cameras it'd be too late unless you lock on the breaks. On the other hand those things couldnt pull you over and inspect your dash for the detector.


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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/pensioner-busted-for-using-a-mobile-phone-while-driving-despite-never-owning-one/news-story/c4769f1fef5457e8765e9cf9ad3dd31d
boomer telling lies





















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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/south-australian-bakery-appears-to-close-down-after-nearly-80-years-in-business-locals-devastated/news-story/b564c7148224b5ca2855bf43bd4da9ab
this is heckin bullshit
I went there 3 days in a row back in October 2022.






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 >>/813247/
only if they hot

one interesting thing about us elections is that voters can write in a candidate of their choice, even if they're not on the ballot and the votes have to be tallied for those new candidates
so they could have a situation where trump is excluded but 50% of the population still all vote for him






































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I just spent 30 euros adding time to my VPN. I could've switched to AUD to avoid the currency exchange fees but I forgot. Fuck me dead. I hope it wasn't much more. In a bad mood now.









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Cooked three lamb forequarter chops for lunch.
Grease on my hands, on my face, on the stove, on the kitchen counter next to the stove, on the kitchen floor in front of the stove.
They tasted good but.






















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I'm still amazed by the fox and the grapes thing. The fable from Aesop got mentioned and he starts talking about the diets of foxes in Australian foxes as though it has any relevance whatsoever and just dug himself in further.
















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Listened to supultura for the first time properly. Very good. They're 96 sessions have weird voodoo percussion instruments and they're 91 concerts in Finland blow Metallica away. 
I went to school with a guy who's dad was in a band that played with them a few times. He showed me them then and I remember telling him it was thrash shit.





















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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/adult-film-star-emily-willis-in-critical-condition-after-reported-drug-overdose/news-story/7006a7a366f659271083067110b25781
Emily Willis has overdosed.








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Look, it's just better because I'm subscribed to some really smart twitch streamers that dab so hard on Ubuntu.. 
Lol bet he can't even into mint. 
And that's why it's better than mac.












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 >>/813365/
Not him but I'm against windows because doing anything requires you to fight against the OS. The only things you can actually change about it are achieved through workarounds to pajeet, not because pajeet willingly allows you to change the OS.








No. 813382 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/813380/
1) Stopping the auto-update where it hijacks my machine mid-game.
2) Stopping telemetry.
No third comes to mind off the top of my head. With mint you can change all this stuff just through menus or in a terminal window where as with windows you need to resort to trickery.



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 >>/813382/
Oh, here is three:
3) Stopping fucking bloatware processess running in the background randomly as they chew up 30-50% of my CPU usage. It causes stuttering during games and there is no straightforward way to disable that shit. Even just idling the OS runs like shit. I can run mint much more smoothly on much older hardware.


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 >>/813384/
Oh fuck off pajeet.
That changes the window in which it forces the update. It doesn't stop the update from happening and doesn't stop it being forceful. If you have windows on your machine you are basically just renting the machine from microsoft who allow you to use it some of the time - you don't really own it as you have no control over what it does and what it runs.

















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 >>/813398/
They vet each others work and hold each other liable. Would you eat literal shit from an indian restaurant? That gets vetted. Pajeet vets Vikramdeep's work and makes sure it is done the indian way.
> doing it for free
Hyper-autists do so for ideological reasons. VLC is open source, do you think it is worse than your commercial shit like WMP?



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 >>/813400/
> eating literal shit at a pajeet stand
THIS IS MY FACE, YOU /AUSNEETS/ MADARCHOD BICH MODERUCKER ASS
IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT MY ANCESTRAL HOMELAND, I WILL AIM MY ANUS AND DIARRHEA BLAST YOU! IT WILL SMELL LIKE CURRY AND 1000 ROTTEN EGGS
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNING BY THE HINDUSTANI TIGER WARRIOR
PEACE



















































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The Checkout woman got chatty with me today at Foodland.
She saw I bought Biscoff bikkies and told me how Woolies have a biscoff hot cross bun now.
I said I was aware of it but that they were more expensive than the regular ones.
She said yes and it was the same with the fruchoc ones.



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Strangers only talk to me when my mental illness burden is low. When I am having a good day.
Usually I give off forbidding vibes and sometimes they do not even greet me let alone chat to me about hot cross buns.
































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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/anthony-albanese-faces-criticism-over-six-figure-rental-income-amid-housing-crisis/news-story/b23627895db968023327275fbdd27312
> Mr Albanese, who scored a huge pay bump after the election, now earns $564,356 a year.
> He also earns $70,000 a year in rental income for one property and $45,000 for another.
> That means Mr Albanese has a combined annual income of $679,356 before he pays tax on his income and two investment properties.







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 >>/813501/
Community garden might have some things if there is one near you.
Farmers markets are usually cheaper and better than supermarkets.
Grow your own, although it requires constant work to replenish things and you might have to eat seasonal veg.





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An ambulance just removed a crackhead who was doing some weird dance on the street outside.
He ended up falling and couldn't get up. Some do-gooder woman called an ambulance for him and went out and stressed about him until it got there.
This NEET has no compassion for them.






























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