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Did my job search effort. At 80 points and $800 a fortnight I'm doing 16 applications a month for $1600. Getting $100 AUD for doing a seek quick apply and forwarding an email is pretty good.















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 >>/813485/
> 50 push ups and 50 sit ups
I don't think I could do one of either.

> 1 hour walk
Could literally kill me.

 >>/813502/
> what's a cheap way to get vegies?
I don't know of one. Broccoli was $8.90 a kilo at the supermarket today.
I just buy whatever is cheapest, but sometimes there is not much.

 >>/813516/
Same here. They tried to stop me driving home last time because I was still high on laughing gas. I still went.

 >>/813518/
No.

 >>/813519/
The neetbux do increase inline with CPI. Big increases last two times.




















No. 813571 [Preview] [Reply]
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How much does a basic car service cost these days?
I forgot to ask when I booked it.
It has been 2.5 years since I last got one. Haven't put air in the tires during that time either.







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In the Wrestling when they lift someone overhead they do one hand in the armpit and the other one in the upper thigh/crotch region.
The lifted wrestler often helps by stabilising himself by putting a hand on the lifter's shoulder.














































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 >>/813507/
Must be fun as fuck being a schizophrenic poly drug addict. You just know woke society is just gonna give you meth on script so you dont chaos shit up. 

 >>/813469/
How the fuk do brown ppl think its their right to serve food to whites? They should be bootblacks and chimney sweeps as befits tbier place as shudra caste race.













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 >>/813581/
The older Maxxis minion EXO's were the better generation. How the fuk is a butyl ring better than the full inside sleeve they were using before? How the fuk that even bonded? NOthing bonds to butyl its gonna split you fell for the meme. Sads















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Bossman found out I'm quitting earlier than I would have liked, but again he can't stop me. 

My tenureship as execute director of lawns, might fittings and zero mice is almost at an end. Wage was a terrible mistake and I'm returning to neet





























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 >>/813678/
I had to put a new washer in the workshop tap the other week. Ended up turning the water off and unscrewing the whole tap from the wall. Ended up cleaning the threads because autism. Upon reassembly i noticed the tap would no longer sit straight 90 deg without leaking. Had to make a special trip to get plumbers tape to make sure this MF tap sat straight. 

> tfw first world problems

Lord Nuro has spoken.







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 >>/813684/
The roid monsters (who don't skip leg day) get thighs that rub together as they walk and they can't run properly.
Their bodies get so big they have to hold their arms out at an unnatural angle, and they can't reach their bum to wipe.




























































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 >>/813746/
I remember one morning long ago i had to drop my car in for a service. My parents were away and i got fucking deadly drunk on cognac. Woke up the next morning sick as,  downed some milk, got stuck at a train crossing while a long train of coal buckets went by. Hot sun had to puke did a right hand turn (traffic fully stopped) mad it to the park and puked my guts out.

Turns out coppas were behind me. Saw it and got me for going through a red light. Some judge even bought it up in court when looking at my traffic history. 

TLDR.... fuck tha po lease

























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Australian Tyre giant Beaurepaires has collapsed tonight, following a failed attempt to sell the business to a rival company. It’s believed over 700 jobs and 100 stores will be directly impacted by the shut down.









































































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99% of these whores who claim to have had their drink "spiked" just got drunk and didn't have the strength of character to accept it so they invent some story about how their drink must have been "spiked".
The tests never find any evidence of drugs. Drink spiking is essentially a myth.















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 >>/813853/
He was dating my sister and I left my keys wallet phone in his car. He drugged me with something that made me dozey. I had to follow him around while he said he didn’t know me and said I was trying to fight him or something. I couldn’t walk home because it would have been like a 45 minute walk.
I followed him until he took me back home.






















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 >>/813591/
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/homicide-detectives-join-investigation-into-samantha-murphys-disappearance/news-story/1822a0de55729d8f27dc1a46d1e65c42
> Mike Murphy was seen entering Buninyong Police Station on Friday morning, emerging one hour later with an officer by his side.











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 >>/813797/
We don't need them. Disregard normality, acquire basado spirit 

 >>/813801/
Get it together cunt 

 >>/813802/
A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind 

 >>/813810/
ooof !!!

 >>/813847/
Dirty cheating whores 

 >>/813848/
https://thewest.com.au/news/australia/drink-spiking-a-myth-wa-study-ng-ya-245174
Women simply cannot be trusted. Integrity is a foreign concept to them. Women are effectively tall children

 >>/813852/
poast twitter account? 

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 >>/813879/
I'm feeling much the same way after 4 hours sleep last night. It's Friday. Just feels right 

 >>/813894/
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Watching Chris Hemsworth in Extraction (2020). Watching this mighty aryan warrior crush endless hordes of brown pajeet manlets is an absolute fucking delight. I wonder how many people who watch it feel that way, but don't dare say it or even allow themselves to think it.












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25 in, 0 out, 50 in, 3 lots of free games, 60 out, 60 in, then gave up. 
Then put 50 in at the next pub and got 160 out. I think I might've put another 20 in somewhere. 
Had 225, now 260. Math is not an accurate representation of winning.


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 >>/813821/
I wish more wranglers understood the system. 
Just had pajeet call me about doing marketing plans and managing an online presence. 
I said I knock clients back more than I accept them and if they're already receiving suitable supports, why should they change. 
Then when he said that they manage 100 herder cos I said I probably know the managers of half of them and I don't want to poach. 
He got angry when I said I had capacity to take new clients, I just don't want to.
























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Just got off the phone with the bank. Need to call me again tomorrow. For some reason they don't use emails. Heart palpitations. What's another few hundred grand of debt at this point.


















































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 >>/813987/
Personally I hate eebs, they are heavy as fuck and hard to throw around. On the bike track heirarchy they are somewhere above privately owned ee scooters but far below toy vehicles i.e. unpowered skateboards. Naturally powered beats ee scooters every time. You lazy fucks need to learn your place.























































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 >>/813993/
Based. Keegz started riding one because he "hurt" his wrist. The combination of the icecream and ebike was devastating and he rapidly put on the pounds. He is not physically able to ride a real bike anymore. Very sad. He wore out the last one by never pedalling. He just sits there and expects the poor little chink battery to drive his gargantuan arse up the steepest of hills.



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 >>/814025/
Years ago, coming home from the city on the train, I took a photo of somebody in the carriage. Being a dumb drunk boong I forgot to put the phone on silent and it made that loud camera noise and everybody including the subject of the photograph looked at me.















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Exclusive: Tucker Carlson Interviews Vladimir Putin (FULL)

MIRROR 1: https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1755734526678925682
MIRROR 2: https://tuckercarlson.com/the-vladimir-putin-interview/
MIRROR 3: https://rumble.com/v4c9a1i-exclusive-tucker-carlson-interviews-vladimir-putin.html
MIRROR 4: https://www.brighteon.com/c8a4db52-43df-4c03-ae5d-a2b0049c575b
MIRROR 5: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Baf1zyvT3WcR/ [Embed]

00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
00:25:04 NATO Expansion
00:30:40 NATO & Bill Clinton
00:41:10 Ukraine
00:48:30 What triggered this conflict?
01:02:37 A peaceful solution?
01:11:33 Who blew up the Nord Stream pipelines?
01:24:13 Re-establishing communication with the US government
01:36:33 How powerful is Zelensky?
01:48:36 Elon Musk & AI
01:51:07 Imprisoned American journalist Evan Gershkovich














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 >>/814047/
I've known a few Ukrainian refugee girls at uni. Their ungrateful attitude towards this country, especially as refugees, is quite unbecoming. The ones not at uni seem to be worse. I haven't spoken to any of them but I've seen them at Rundle mall and on the trains. They tend to fight and scream at each other quite a bit. I'd actually be curious to see how they perform against feral American Negresses.
There is one skanky one that more or less lives at uni. I've never once seen her studying, it seems she spends her time watching soapies and watching trashy influencer type stuff on youtube. There is another that I have actually talked to a bit. She is fairly normal for the most part but occasionally chimps out when something Russian is mentioned. I mentioned my intention of learning Russian which set her off about Russian literature being overrated in the west compared to Ukrainian literature. There was some author I don't remember the name of she said was actually a Ukrainian and that the Russians unfairly take credit for him. She gets angry about Russian tiktok audios which is pretty funny too. The war in Israel redirected a lot of the pro-Ukrainian interest to pro-Palestine stuff and that pissed her off. She wants to go back to Ukraine once the war is over. The economy will be fucked and there will be very few men to choose a husband from, the whole plan seems very unwise to me. Her degree is just an arts degree majoring in history too. At least if you were a civil engineer or some other male dominated profession you'd be able to find steady work.
































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/aussie-sex-worker-slutshamed-for-sleeping-with-22-men-on-holiday/news-story/5f0f7d456fa32e719397b8a11aa863ab
imagine bragging about fucking 22 people in 10 days on national news























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 >>/814112/
when did it become okay for a whore to not be ashamed that her family knows about her sluttery? its not that her family dont know thats weird, its that she was getting updoots for doxxing her stepdad who paid to see her onlyfans. fucksake that slaggart needs to be tarred and feathered and then set on fire.







































































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 >>/814199/
No. I make mistakes because I write one thing then I think better (like other word, idiom, expression) and swap to that, but that needs different grammar, which then I might edit, then overcomplicate things while I try to coordinate what I drilled in during school years and what I'd naturally write/say based on what I'm hearing in movies, telly shows, and songs, and what I'm accustomed to.
Like here  >>/814194/ I probably should have written "I have just noticed", or rather "I've just noticed" which in the end sounds without any remnants of the "have" because lack of articulation and talking quick: I(v) just noticed. But then why bother.

















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 >>/814217/
> That's a fail on the lang. exam. People who can speak English for they learnt in Anglo countries while working there fail regularly.
Hmm. I am guessing they feel being overly verbose shows a better command of the language.




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In the early days of the White Australia policy, the people administering the dictation test to migrants could choose another classical language if they didn't like the smart arse wog sitting the test. Latin and French were usually chosen to fuck them up.







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 >>/814231/
In IT here they learn everything in Hungarian (liek programming has its own jargon, they have appropriate terms for "function", "variable", "loop", etc.). While programming they name functions in Hungarian and write comments in Hungarian. (Even if working for foreign company.)













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 >>/814235/
The term isn't used now, but for a while here there was a style of function naming where the return type was incorporated into the function name and it was referred to as "braindead Hungarian notation". I think Linus Torvalds popularised the term.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_notation
> The original Hungarian notation was invented by Charles Simonyi, a programmer who worked at Xerox PARC circa 1972–1981, and who later became Chief Architect at Microsoft. The name of the notation is a reference to Simonyi's nation of origin, and also, according to Andy Hertzfeld, because it made programs "look like they were written in some inscrutable foreign language".[2]




























































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 >>/814308/
Its not bad. I used to like Akira, specifically:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ybMgbaIt6FA

I'm not sure I like it anymore. I'm not opposed to this kind of motivational internet bro culture but I feel a little bit old for it. 
The Joe Rogan tier stoicism youtube circle has an inherent sense of malaise. Mental masturbation. It's ultimately fridge froggery. 
People making these grifter podcasts have never been shaking through withdrawal or awake for 50 hours. 
Cold plunges aren't healthy and AG1 liquid greens aren't real






















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returned from coles
i got some half-price mondster
a strawby milk for lunch
some mayonnaise
some shredded chook from the deli counter
some tiger rolls
some chux
and some mars bar 'secret centers' biscuits to try


































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 >>/814362/
Yes. The first 25 mins are sort of an explanation of why the Ukraine region traditionally and culturally is part of the Russian territory. 
He talks about why they are not in NATO, nordstream was the US, where the foreign militants in Ukraine come from, how much money is pumped into it and his ideas on why that is, sanctions and how they have impacted global markets, relations with China and it's economy. Also very direct about how everyone's intelligence agencies know what is going on. 
I wouldn't say it's honest as obviously there's a Russian bias but it's pretty candid. 
I like all his stories about interacting with us presidents. 
I've never seen a world leader act like that.

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 >>/814361/
I bought a second sausage bacon egg and cheese burger from yandina bakery yesterday with the intent of eating it thismorning. 

I also made a fancy ice coffee with organic coffee, honey, farmhouse gold in a jar shaken up with ice cubes. 

I also found half an oxy laying around and had a ckeeky line. Laying in bed with the aircon. Its raining. Maximum comfy has been achieved.

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One of the bits that I'm wrapping my head around is how he doesn't seem to care whether it was a monarchy or Soviets or modern democracy.. It's just Russia and the system is less important than the collective identity.





















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 >>/814384/
Did you explain that your System is so trustworthy it is literally an investment, like putting money in the bank, while the current situation with inflation and the AUD means putting money in the bank is basically like gambling with it at a casino?

























































































































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 >>/814512/
Type "about:config" in the address bar.
Click "I accept the risk!" when it comes up.
Find "image.animation" using the search box (just type "anim")
Double-click "image.animation_mode."
In the next box, type ether "once," so the animated GIFs only get one chance to play, or "none" so they never can.
















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 >>/814527/
With that assume it is an accurate assessment
> The amount of blood circulating within an individual depends on their size and weight, but the average human adult has nearly 5 liters of circulating blood.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30252333/

If its two or three litres, he's not going to live.












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