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> https://www.foxnews.com/us/army-sees-decline-white-recruits-amid-culture-war-attacks-report
> A total of 44,042 new Army recruits were categorized by the service as White in 2018. However, that number fell each year to a low of 25,070 in 2023, with a 6% dip from 2022 to 2023, the news outlet reported. 
Whites are refusing to join the US military for some reason.

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I went to the Reject Shop and got some of those New Zealand chips that NEET recommended.
One bag of green onion flavour and one bag of "curlies" which look like a twisties type thing.
I will review them when they've been eaten.



























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I have to delete some things to free up space on my external HDD. I can't afford a new one.
I have deleted The Last Kingdom and Vikings TV series so far. Mediocre trash I will never watch them again.
Further deletions will be more difficult decisions.


































































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I was sweeping the back verandah and my broom handle broke.
Being a fool I kept using the now shortened handle and ended up cutting my palm and finger.
I will have to go to Bunnings for a new broom to finish the job. The expenses never end.




























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I ate the green onion chips. They were ruffled but cut thinner than normal ruffle chips. Quite greasy. Flavour was good but not outstanding. they were okay. I would not go out of my way to get them again.






























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I failed no smoke. I went with like 32 dollars to get the cheapest smokes. When I pulled out my cash I dropped my coins. Then they said I was 10 cents short because they raised the price. They paid the 10 cents for me and gave me the smokes. I wonder if it's possible to die of shame?


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NEETs we are not going to have the usual repetitive nightly routine any more.
It is over.
Bans will be handed out if it continues.
It has to stop on both sides. Nuro you do not need to respond to every dumb comment directed at you.


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 >>/820715/
That sounds tough NEET.
Did they do the thing where they keep the smokes away from you until they have your money?
They do that if the cunt looks dodgy like he might take the pack and run without paying.
Many such cases. A shameful scene all around.
Something to think about for your next quit attempt. I still believe in you.















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I am watching Rick and Morty s07e09.
I am not really digging it any more (haven't for quite some time) it has entered the phase before you stop watching something entirely. The phase where you watch it out of loyalty to its past self and your past self who enjoyed it.






















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 >>/820754/
Dumbledore dies.

 >>/820755/
I wonder if you could get him earlier somewhere else, within Austria, or even Hungary/Croatia, would that prevent or postpone WWI? Would the imperial government produce a culprit instead? I think secret services knew something is brewing, so its not the lack of will in the Serbs.









































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While I was at the Reject Shop I got a microwavable pouch of Sunrice Mexican style rice, 450g. 
I just had it it was very good. Only $2.50. I think I will go back tomorrow and buy more.




















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If I fail my driving test in March then I think I'll just go for my auto. I feel like my autism makes it difficult to focus on so many things and the manual side of it just adds to the confusion, I hate how defective my brain is.























































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Awful day for my arse. Multiple half shits have been done, black as night. Painful, blooded wipes. 
On the upside the farts have been tremendous, smell more like poo than proper farts.







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 >>/820804/
Mockery of Christ.
He is a Jew afterall.

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 >>/820857/
> GET A WARNING FOR TELLING SOMEONE TO HARDEN UP FOR A DRIVING TEST
> RESPECT WARNING 
> DONT POST
> GET BANNED ANYWAY

Fucksake who the fuck is Paristan ? Seriously #BO get yourself or  Vols in order. This kind of behaviour is what destroyed the board last time. There are rules and you enforce them. You dont get to make things up as you go. Edit the rules accordingly on the front page. Imissfather was specific on these things when you were applying. Fucking act professionally.



No. 820887 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/820884/
> Paristan
He is the board owner I believe.
> There are rules and you enforce them.
imissfather didn't enforce the rules against you and you were okay with that.
> You dont get to make things up as you go.
That is what imissfather did towards the end.
> Fucking act professionally.
top jej, are those methane fumes getting to you again? Why don't you go for a walk outside to calm down. It really doesn't matter mate.







No. 820895 [Preview] [Reply]
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> In Persian cosmology, Paristan, Peristan or Pariestan (Persian: پریستان Pariyestân, Peristân, "Land of the Peris"; also Koh-i-Qaf or Qafkuh) is the home of peris. [1]
> Peris (singular: peri) are exquisite, winged spirits renowned for their beauty.
Sounds like beau is a hot persian girl. No wonder bec hates her.


























No. 820921 [Preview] [Reply]
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Peris were the target of a lower level of evil beings called دیوسان Nuro (دَيۋَ based one), who persecuted them by locking them in iron cages. This persecution was brought about by, as Nuro perceived it, the peris' lack of sufficient self-esteem to join the rebellion against IGA.


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Nuro I banned you for 12 hours (until the morning, like I said).
By carrying on this way you are looking at turning a 12 hour ban into a permanent one.
Calm yourself down please and stop posting.






















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 >>/820923/
Friendly reminder last time Monk gave Nuro a one week ban he sat it out like a good NEET and then recieved a one year ban as soon as he got back. Basically we dont know who the fuck is running the place because you are hiding behind a pseudonym again and last time this entirely questionable hand off of power again you acted like a complete reactionary communist cunt and went on a band ramapage and wiped nuro from the board while protecting those other bitch bois. 

We al know whats goint to happen again and seriously fuck IMISSFATHER for trusting this mentally ill fuckwit again.







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 >>/820945/
> we dont know who the fuck is running the place
> hiding behind a pseudonym
What the fuck are you on about? The BO is doing a perfectly fine job. We don't need to know and don't want to know his identity. Fuck you are a retard.
> complete reactionary communist cunt
Do you know what reactionary means?
Think of it as an elective monarchy.















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My pop got cancer. He was a profession durry smoking pisshead
He would always have a go at me for poking the fire too, his living room was absolutely rooted from the darts, yellow carpet, yellow curtains, yellow facial hair. Bit of a miserable old cunt but at least he let us fang around the yard on the peewee 50.






No. 820973 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/820958/
Mods/staff "hiding" their identity helps running the board. Some of the users (just a couple actually) are identity obsessed and can go on and on about these personas created on the boards. It's really distracting from normal use of the board and just creates useless, empty drama, destroys any hobbies and comfiness. I see it here, or on baaa2, saw it on 9chan too. On larger chans and boards it can go without disturbing the normal use much (liek Krautchan/int had about 1000 unique posters per day back around 2015, and despite all the personas most could be ignored pretty easily).
Besides not just users deserve anonymity but staff too. Especially since on these chans they tend to be users as well.





































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 >>/821009/
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a nolan movie. I've found some of them  impressive to look at, I appreciate that he tries to tackle intelligent plots and concepts, but I've found any of his films to be entertaining or enjoyable.




































































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 >>/821075/
There's a white IT manager and a Pajeet at the whizzers who are supposed to manage my time there.
There is the guy who pays me (who I was referring to) to is supposed to manage my work. Ideally before I spend an hour driving somewhere.
The latest missive, highlighted in red:
> And stay cool. I'm trying to get more work from XXX. I'm meeting with one of the owner's right before the code-review meeting. We need to make a good impression.


















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None of the Reject Shop brooms were suitable so I had to go to Bunnings.
I bought a $15 outdoor broom. I was tempted to go for the $30 one with a wooden handle but I couldn't bring myself to spend so much.
I hope the one I got lasts a while before it breaks. It seems a bit flimsy.

























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I put the new broom to use. Finished sweeping the back verandah and did the carport as well.
Then I sprayed all around the house with insecticide. Trying to get on top of the ant problem.
Will wash the rear windows tomorrow. I saved it until after all the sweeping had been done.
After that I will tackle the front of the house. Worst part of that job will be being exposed to the neighbours and people on the street. Makes me feel very uncomfortable.



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I kept the broom receipt. I am going to return it for a refund when it inevitably breaks.
Once I would have been too timid. Now I feel more confident to do something outrageous like use a cheapo broom mercilessly until it breaks and then have the nerve to return it for a refund.









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 >>/821128/
That was a sad situation.
One of the couple made the mistake of hooking up with that crazy cop. The phenotype should have given him away - mental illness red flags all over that face - but the dick pics probably distracted him and he did not do a proper phenotype evaluation. He was too worried about length and girth and invited crazy into his life. Thinking with the dick. Many such cases. The reckless "gay lifestyle" they talk about. Rest in Peace.

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 >>/821133/
Yes the physiognomy was very real in this case. He looks the archtypal celebrity stalker from a hollywood movie. One thing I read said he and the news presenter poof weren't proper boyfriends but rather the cop had been half stalking him and not taking no for an answer. 
Its strange how bad a cop could be at committing crime. Obviously acting out of pure passion.















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 >>/821138/
Toobs, $1.50 a pack and some lemon curd. 
Also got three books from the salvos. One of the illustrations from people who sailed with Captain Cook, one on the geology of SA and one of some drawings a bloke working for Elders drew of various old buildings around SA. 
I was going to get a large hardback of an encyclopedia type thing explaining symbols in the signs of English pubs.






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I'm not saying you NEETs are wrong about the homos, but let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
We have some serious degenerates on this board. Personally, I would never get on my high horse about others.


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 >>/821155/
Woman mentality. 
Gay men are disproportionately represented in child abuse statistics. They are overwhelmingly more likely to abuse drugs, contact HIV, engage in highly promiscuous sexual lifestyles, etc. You are pulling a leg if you think homos are just regular people like the rest of us.








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 >>/821163/
Someone on the 4chan thread wrote this. It might be made up:

He feigns having a seizure and asks the men who come to his aid to hold him down. He does this for his own sexual gratification (he jizzes his pants by grinding against the ground). I studied in Melbourne in 2019 and I was one of his victims.




















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I am watching police body cam videos again. The attitude of the people being arrested is strangely confrontational, especially the women. 
I have always been respectful during my arrests.














No. 821199 [Preview] [Reply]
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NEETs I was thinking of adding some new rules to the board. I am seeking opinions on these proposals before making any changes.

Proposal 1: Make it against the rules to post links with no accompanying explanation. It has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time. A random youtube link is not a complete post. Tell us what the video is please. Just one sentence will do.

Proposal 2: Make it against the rules to muddy the NEET identity waters. There are NEETs that seem to enjoy saying that different NEETs are actually the same NEET. This can be funny if the proposed combination is ridiculous enough, but generally it just confuses people and makes them paranoid.
It got done to me last night when one of the bad NEETs said that I and imissfather are the same person. I found it very annoying and that sort of allegation is difficult to defend. I don't think you should be allowed to do it.

What do you NEETs think?





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 >>/821199/
Yeah, I'm okay with both of them.
> Just one sentence will do.
I think this ought to be pretty lax though. For established types of link posting such as greggo videos or songs, it should be enough to say "new greggo video" or "I like this song".





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 >>/821199/
> Proposal 2
This needs to be balanced against the fact that neets are cheeky people who occasionally need to make cheeky little posts, which most of the time are fairly harmless and provide an outlet from their despairing and bleak lives.




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 >>/821199/
P1: It would be nice if people do that, but it shouldn't be a rule. And not just because I also just post a link in itself sometimes.

P2: Meh. Sometimes fellas here reply to a post or another of mine that it's not me. Who cares.

Also consider: each rule you have to enforce, with each violation you have to interject, it's more work for you, and when you start skipping, and things get lax, it's more drama ("he doesn't enforce the rules").












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> Pariston is in the thread
< nuro ban not being enforced
Same old, same old.
If you let it keep coming back, it is going to keep coming back. You need to ban it and delete its posts consistently. You also need to crack down on the neets that encourage it.


No. 821227 [Preview] [Reply]
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Nuro was only banned until this morning.
Nuro you are under special behavioural management protocols.
I plan to use short bans to guide you towards better posting and less disruption.
Think of me as being like one of the skydivers in your photo. I am the instructor at the back and you are strapped tightly in front of me.
Together we are going to make a safe landing. So long as you don't go crazy and start trying to bite at the straps. If that happens you will fall to your death and probably not be mourned.



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 >>/821227/
The ban in the logs was until 2029 which is why I assumed it was a permaban:
> User Pariston banned the posters of the following posts: 820884 from board /ausneets/ until Mon Feb 26 2029 10:21:59 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) with reason "Ban Evasion".
Which is  >>/820884/







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My suggestion to BO. Don't take things too seriously, don't take things personal. There always be criticism, and there is always someone who is quick to point out inconsistencies, and supposed hypocrisy. Shouldn't play that game.
































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On this police bodycam footage a black lady cop kills a nigger criminal and all the niggers in the comments are weeping for the brave lady cop who bursts into tears
I'm beginning to realise that American niggers are a lot like abos. Useless, low IQ burdens to society with a strong in-group preference that ark up at anyone who opposes their retarded nigger shit











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 >>/821273/
Abo kids where I lived used to flip over the sea turtles on the beach to kill them. Violence against humans was less common but pointless cruelty towards animals was the norm with them. Dogs were often the victims of them.



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Apparently Dune Part Two is releasing this weekend.
I thought Part One was okay.
Is anyone planning on going to the cinema to see it?
I think I will wait for a torrent.
Someone might make a version that edits out Zendaya.



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 >>/821283/
I had no idea it was close, or that it was even a thing. 
I will try and see it this week. Thursday sessions at my local Hoyts look relatively empty. Gonna have to rewatch the 2021 film, God I can't believe its been so long since then already




























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I think when he's orange he's talking to me. 
In the north west, by himself. Just being cool with him self. 
Father. Deus. 
And mother moon isnt out. hee hee 
I can't see Spica yet, I think she's in with the moon. 
Feminine celestial bodies. 
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Had a cheapo metal broom handle break in the past (it was hollow and very thin metal). Screwed the brush head onto a wooden handle bought from Trade Tools (but they don't sell 'em anymore). Had to carve the handle tip down with a knife so it would fit the brush hole.















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Gabriel was a jet. Went into GLs and got something for himself. Was playing that kind of Christian African music with the kids singing orchestrally. 
There is definitely a property on fire around here. The smoke and stench of rubber and insulation fills the air. 

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Are you taking the piss cunt? I never vomit in public, I have some standards to my gooning


































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 >>/821401/
Are you a Swiftie NEET?
I have listened to that "Anti-Hero" song a few times. There is something about it that stands out from the pack.
I feel like she may have done some sort of satanic ritual or made some sort of deal with a demon.









































































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So lets look at the new BO's actions objectvely:
Banned nuro
Put Nuro on a behavioral management plan
Made up some new rules about gaslighting the IDentity of the BO. 

Why cant wombo get some cunt over the age of 16. Maybe with some street sense. Maybe with a bit of decorum and dignity. 

I am crying for the state of the board.



































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Also if I don't make it back in time I grant one of you a once off loicense to do an arnie choppah post within the last 10 posts of this thread. It's a vital job. I don't want any of the more mong tier neets getting left behind on this thread.


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 >>/821475/
> Banned nuro 
That's a good thing
> Put Nuro on a behavioral management plan 
That's a bad thing, should just outright ban it
> Made up some new rules about gaslighting the IDentity of the BO. 
That's basically under don't doxx
> I am crying for the state of the board
You're sounding like a poofter

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Some big black ute was driving aggressively behind me and then overtook me because I slowed down for roadworks like the sign said. Then a bit later he threw rubbish out his window onto the road.
There are some real bad attitude drivers out there. Not comfy at all.



















































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