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> https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/7/16/elon-musk-to-give-45m-a-month-to-pro-trump-election-group-report
> Elon Musk to give $45m a month to pro-Trump election group: Report
Elon is gonna basically buy the election for donnie.


 >>/875273/
Walking through the city this morning I was hit by the hot stale stench of curry at the intersection of King William and Grenfell streets. I cannot imagine what it would be like cooped up with that at home.































4chan is right about trannies invading discord groups and taking over them. I just saw it happen to a new discord group that just got made. I don’t usually join discords but this one seemed cool. It was supposed to be about self improvement until the trannies came in and started fagging up the place




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McGuigan Black Label
























neets I'm thinking about putting the last of the money I have towards a mexico vacation for coke and hookers and then an heroing
thoughts?











https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/moon-cave-possible-location-for-habitation-for-future-astronauts-scientists/news-story/4d7baa46b6fe29f5636893215994c333
seems like a good place to put a nuclear bomb to blow the moon up






 >>/875352/
I actually just went through this cycle in my head recently
> smoked for years
> then vaped for years
> quit multiple times
> most recently
> 2 weeks ago
> quit vaping cold turkey
> noticed myself constantly stopping what I'm doing to stand up and walk in circles while talking in my head
> started vaping again two days ago
> circle walking has stopped completely
I unironically think nicotine is a cure to adhd

 >>/875338/
https://old.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2lbqym/traveled_to_mexico_to_buy_chemicals_to_humanely/
> "Traveled to Mexico to buy chemicals to humanely kill myself, bought a mound of cocaine and spent a week fucking prostitutes two at a time"
A sound plan




 >>/875358/
I'm no psychologist but I believe it, ADHD meds are typically stimulants and nicotine is a stimulant so it lines up I think.
I've tried to quit so many times but I just feel so scatterbrained and unproductive and I don't wanna start adderall again.




harry
verb [ˈha-rē]

1. to make a pillaging or destructive raid on; assault
2. to force to move along by harassing
3. to torment by or as if by constant attack

Cruisey cracked his whip, harrying the terrified mongs onto the bus.






















 >>/875309/
That happened to SA while I was there. All that hyper woke shit was done ironically but the joke kept snowballing and that site's moderation mutated it into something awful, which is also ironic.



 >>/875384/
I brought in a plastic tub full of liquid poo. Thought it was a bit weird when they said to "bring in your latest diorama", but I didn't want to rock the boat being new and all.

















https:///www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/rock-duo-turn-on-each-as-aussie-aussie-implodes/news-story/7db37b662e43d24ff90fef939
filthy kikes








> https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1vd097z7rvo
> Musk to move SpaceX and X HQ over gender-identity law
Elon is escaping the pozz, but 40 million remain trapped in commiefornia

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Not feeling very wealthy today, NEETS. I know I got no problems at all and I love my job but I got this feeling of not having Mad Money today. All those things I want to acquire are kind of fading away. Maybe a drug binge will help.



I might give Dungeon Meshi a go. Have any NEETs watched it?

> Can sisters be reincarnated from dragon poop? Laios and his friends Marcille and Chilchuck delve into an endless dungeon in search of his fallen sister, fighting monsters, starvation, and corruption.

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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-shooting-republican-national-convention-live-updates/news-story/443f10bc5ed61249c045432dfe306adc
> n a shocking admission, the director of the Secret Services has revealed the agency did not guard the rooftop used by the gunman in Saturday’s attempted assassination as it was too slanted.
and yet it had less slope than the roof this CS team were on














 >>/875429/
NP.
I think the process is a little different for the Desktop app but this guide makes it look complicated
http://geeksforgeeks.org/how-to-get-the-subtitles-for-videos-in-vlc-media-player/

On mobile it's Subtitles --> Download Subtitles (or something like that).






Blanca, a blind profiler, comes back to Genova, her hometown. A difficult case forces her to remain and to face with her mysterious past. Based on books by Patrizia Rinaldi.























Home from wage. Moved a few shifts around so I'd be free for my dad coming down to see me, and do his tax. Now he's not coming and seemed pissy when I said I couldn't move tomorrow's shifts.





Also rostered the new admin to do a full day, which I would be doing. Fucking hell.
The shift I moved is now tonight, so cant even get goon'd.











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Strait


Atomoxetine, sold under the brand name Strattera, is a selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor medication used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and, to a lesser extent, cognitive disengagement syndrome. It may be used alone or along with psychostimulants.




Trying to force myself to do a bit more programming. It usually makes me feel productive and good, but I have a lot of trouble getting started. Feelings are stupid.


Went to get a McCrispy meal for lunch and the engine light is still flashing in my car, even after I topped up the oil. 
Woe, just can't win









 >>/875484/
I spent a while getting my react native environment setup, dealing with Xcode and iOS simulators, using the right node version etc.
Celebrated with some goon and then spend 3 days in a goon slumber. 
Wagon today

























































 >>/875543/
My experience of gym has been very different to other beginners. Never felt wierd about being out of shape, stuck to my starter routine, nothing wierd ever happened, don't talk to anyone, go in neet hours. 

Today I asked a gymchad which bench he was using and the guy spageti'd out and couldn't even form a sentence. It's all in people's heads, there's nothing special about a gym it's just a room full of machines.



 >>/875548/
 >>/875549/
The thigh is superior. 
Not as cheap as wings, not as clean as breast, a happy medium. 
Wings and whole chook are way out. 

I buy a 1 5kg of thigh, all meat, all portioned, cook 500g for dinner and curry a kilo at the same time, then fridge half the curry and freeze the other half.














 >>/875566/
Maryland's are a great cut, when I butcher my own chicken I leave the Maryland as a roasting cut. 
The other thing commercial always does is butterfly cuts so the thickness is even and it cooks faster. I prefer thigh filtet, bone in thigh is a very third world cut. From places where they don't do pans



















gttps:/www.news.com.au/liftyle/real-life/news-life/angry-massstrains --pervert-who-touched-her-inappriately/new-story/a18bbb26bbob665d1a3f85db109
Cruisedog you boom!




> https://newrepublic.com/post/183898/jd-vance-video-far-right-group-alex-jones-trump
> J.D. Vance Caught on Video Telling Far-Right Group Alex Jones Is Right





















 >>/875611/
I was delighted to find out the negro girl had been sacked by Disney and all of her parts in future Star Wars series and movie cameos cancelled. They didn't like the 'diss track' she released about Star Wars fans and refused to take down.






































 >>/875644/
Just checked, it's an analogue of meth, similar effects, often used an a precursor. 

Notable for causing dejavous,a theme common in film from the era which essentially depict housewife meth use


 >>/875648/
the rifle with two 30 round mags taped together could be slung on his back
the ladder would be the only awkward bit
sounds like the person who put the infographic together has picked up neither in their life


The library coding session was a success. For some reason I'm far more productive there than sitting at home in front of my pc, less distractions perhaps.


 >>/875653/
I thought it was a 5' ladder. I used to have to carry 12-16 foot ladders at my last job and they're trouble to lug any distance, not so much the weight as the lever effect multiplying it


I wish Chrome had the functionality to split tabs within the same window. I'm surprised it doesn't have that and a command pallet type of input to pin/close other/search bookmarks etc. 

 >>/875658/
I've been looking into the library each time I go to coles. Maybe I should go in. They have some computers but I'm not sure they have dedicated desks. And the keyboard on my laptop sucks.





















Its just never quiet. Never fucking quiet. Every second theres noise. I cant even enjoy a movie or anything like that. I've begun to hate. I feel so incredibly frustrated and hateful. I pay fucking rent and i cant even enjoy my own life in my own fucking home! When my neighbor above is quiet my mom is making noise. When my mom is quiet the neighbor next to me is making noise. Fuck this. Whats the point of this if i cant even enjoy my life? I havent been able to enjoy movies for fucking months. Im fucking sick of it. I want quiet.














First step of the wings done. Separate into three parts; tips for soup stock, drumettes for classic honey soy nibbles and the flats for a cola-braised dish.


Wouldn't mind seeing the new Deadpool in cinemas for Jakcman's oldschool Wolverine act alone, but the forced humour of Reynold's character - just from the trailers - is enough of a deterrent.



 >>/875661/
It keeps the meat together, which you might want if you were roasting it. But there's no reason to roast thigh. 
Does the bone add flavour? Marginal.
Thigh is a flavourful cut best boned and seared

 >>/875688/
My pc doesnt have bluetooth. I have ear plugs but they barely work and even when they work i cant even watch or enjoy movies or games with my ear plugged. I might aswell be deaf

















 >>/875713/
they were already made and were stupid ones I would never order.
I woke up to take a piss so I don’t know how it ended. Probably me trudging out the door with a garbage bag.





It's going to be one of those fucking days.
Got to Woolworths door just as the evacuation alarm went off and staff started pouring out.
Went to a Coles. Had to settle for an Ice Break Triple Shot.









 >>/875717/
Heh
I had a dream that a suspect surgeon was operating on my dad and his incompetence revealed itself as malice after I walked into the theatre and saw him awake, face covered with bloody bandages and bemoaned breathing 
Fucking pajeets
















































AI posts are a combination of spam, cursed images, deceptive content, zoomerism, and cringe.
Whether text based or image based neither have merit, and as soon as neets are posting AIshit all our spam filters will stop working.







































have rental agencies changed the rules about having pets recently?
new neighbours and the sheila across the road both have annoying dogs


 >>/875824/
oh right
I like dogs (seeing Sweetie tomorrow night btw). None our dogs have ever really barked unless it was important or somebody stirred them up. Don't know why others can't stop their stupid dogs from making noise for no reason.




https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/wild-new-musthave-accessory-for-trump-fans/news-story/17c4d448af09ff1478c92a0488bf8e2b
> retards are wearing ear patches







 >>/875829/
Truly the land of the free. 
> Wild scenes as Secret Service boss chased at RNC
http://news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-shooting-election-updates/news-story/57c9c75734241a451b3c918a6d35de0b

http://www.news.com.u/port/fl/glaring-neglect-jet-et-express-forced-to-scoop-tolet-waste-manly-on-carry-carry-fretler-fretttlers-llayer/slayer/new/snnnnnnnnnnt-date-27121212121212121285)2885852







 >>/875815/
We have an idiom:
> waiting the grilled pigeon to fly into his mouth
Which means waiting for the end result happen without acting, doing for it.
Now the literal is possible.




back from first day of tafe, not nearly as woed as I thought I'd be, was only planning to go for a few hours but stayed the whole day for all my classes






















Watching the RNC.
Vance is an animal. He's so well rehearsed. He loves his home. He loves to fight for Israel and he loves to humiliate Trump. 
These new republican up and comers were the ones who ordered the hit. 
Just shoving it in his face.
Sit down old man or we'll shoot you again.







































Vance seems like such a flop. Poojeta wife that he cooks vegan food for. Doesn't care about mass immigration as long as its legal. Larps as a hillbilly but has an ivy league education. Shills for Jews.































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Big wank?


 >>/875936/
A Karabiner-Elements config file to map single press Caps-Lock to Esc, and hold Caps-Lock to Hyper, and then a home row Hyper layer to switch between commonly used applications, thanks.

























 >>/875967/
If its extra virgin and cold pressed its ok. The trouble comes in the determination of 'extra virgin'. You can buy the Coles brand for example but I would hesitate to imagine its as pure as the real virgins.




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NEET it says here that you, to quote, "consume seed oils and endocrine disruptors". That can't be true, correct? I can't imagine a man of your standing would be wearing polyester underwear.














> "Well maybe I'll see you around again soon?"
> "Yeah sure, I'd like that!"
> Closes eyes and wakes up twenty years later, homeless, wandering the streets looking for food and shelter

I done fugged up big time...


















 >>/875997/
Why would you want to serve a country where you can no longer buy property, where coloured imports are elevated above Whites, and where sexual degenerates and child abusers are celebrated?















Trump shooter had 27 contacts in his phone. I have 36, but that goes down to 5 if I take out wage people, pidser/lawn/mechanic, club office holders, etc. Goes down to 2 if I take out Motherbat, Sisterbot and Bill.




I'm literally paying for a device and its connectivity just so the workplace can harass me and I can confirm Motherbat is still alive.











https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/missing-camper-killer-greg-lynns-plum-job-at-melbourne-prison/news-story/6403965da3d5b5815dcfef81f574eab5
> Convicted murderer Greg Lynn has reportedly got himself a coveted prison job and quiet corner sell











https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13648115/transgender-sex-killer-kansas-female-prison-diarrhea.html
reminds me of the stonetoss strip about lube








 >>/876054/
It is still a good strategy even if there is an easy work around.
I find just putting things in a cupboard out of sight can reduce the chances of them being eaten quite significantly. Sometimes I forget about things entirely.














https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/in-great-doubt-greg-lynns-lawyer-flags-appeal-as-sentencing-delayed/news-story/50dab4e40bba7727bf2a5af523d241df
> “There will be an argument the prosecution conducted the trial unfairly. They broke the rules 25 times,” his lawyer Dermott Dann KC told the court.









 >>/876077/
You're a naysayer. You can't dislike something you haven't seen. Do you dislike his characters? Because that's the screenwriter or directors issue. If it's him as a person, that's not the person we know.
































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Bad genes.








https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/investing/investment-firm-says-massive-short-of-truth-social-stock-before-trump-shooting-was-filed-in-error/news-story/8f9886b3ecf6f1c53d7ad3b737387d2a
well if news ltd says there's nothing to see here then there's definitely nothing to see here













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"Today was a Difficult Day," said Pooh.
There was a pause.
"Do you want to talk about it?" asked Piglet.
"No," said Pooh after a bit. "No, I don't think I do."
"That's okay," said Piglet, and he came and sat beside his friend.
"What are you doing?" asked Pooh.
"Nothing, really," said Piglet. "Only, I know what Difficult Days are like. I quite often don't feel like talking about it on my Difficult Days either.
"But goodness," continued Piglet, "Difficult Days are so much easier when you know you've got someone there for you. And I'lI always be here for you, Pooh."
And as Pooh sat there, working through in his head his Difficult Day, while the solid, reliable Piglet sat next to him quietly, swinging his little legs. He thought that his best friend had never been more right.









 >>/876132/
Winne the Pooh is walking in the forest. He meets with Tigger.
- Why do you have a shovel with you, Pooh?
- Had to bury Piglet?
- But why is the shovel bloody?
- He wanted to climb out.




JSP bitch didn't call me. Didn't pick up when I called her. Bet she expected me to appear in person even though she said we'd do it via phone. Fucking stupid femoid gook cunt. Now I'll have to do a 'capability review'. 
They've only offered me 2 interviews since March. What the fuck do they even do all day. 
Fuck her, fuck centrelink, fuck JSPs, fuck everyone. God I hate women.




tafe was going ok for a few hours, then the teacher went around the class and made everyone introduce themselves. Using secret skills I had learnt in ninja neet training I managed to avoid having to say anything, but it soon became obvious I was alone in a class full of normies who like sport and music and have jobs. Sperged out and went home. Will try again next week.





























I will expect six figure compensation if my mental health records ever get hacked and uploaded somewhere in a format searchable by my name.




How would you even fix a fleet of machines that boot to the recovery screen? 
Can you remotely book them in safe mode and remove the file responsible?





 >>/876188/
If only we knew how bad things really were
> On March 21, 2023, movie distributor VII Pillars Entertainment announced on Facebook that Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, originally scheduled to be released on March 23, would be cancelled for release in the Hong Kong and Macau regions. This move is suspected to be influenced by the amendment of Hong Kong's film censorship regulations in 2021, which prohibits the public screening of movies that are deemed "potentially harmful to national security"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_of_Winnie-the-Pooh_in_China


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 >>/876177/
> Trev the bee arrives almost a decade after Mr Healy and Mr Reade brought Bank SA’s Piping Shrike character to the screen.
> “We’ve tapped into some of South Australia’s best local talent to bring Trev to life,” Mr Healy said.
https://daily.raa.com.au/media-resources/raa-launches-new-campaign-better-to-be-a-member/




 >>/876184/
Depends what specifically is triggering the bluescreen whether they fully boot before it happens.
It might be possible for CrowdStrike to force out an update that unfucks itself.
Businesses using InTune to manage the fleet might be able to get the CrowdStrike agent uninstalled on bootup, although when I used it at the whizzers it seemed pretty fucking random as to how often InTune clients picked up new policy.


lol
>  Workaround Steps:
> Boot Windows into Safe Mode or the Windows Recovery Environment
> Navigate to the C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike directory
> Locate the file matching “C-00000291*.sys”, and delete it. 
https://old.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/


 >>/876197/
Real workaround steps:
1. get a hammer and a nail
2. hammer the nail into the hard drive (or ssd whatever)
3. throw that shit out
4. get a new one
5. install TempleOS
6. ???
7. PROFIT

























 >>/876218/
> just pajeet incompetence?
Some type of idiot allowing someone to upload incorrectly tested update on Friday. It's funny for companies because there is no simple fix because any changes will lock the Windows machines down because the fix will cause a lockdown of the system implemented to prevent these attacks. Bitlocker passwords to unlock it are 48 characters, lol.











> 9 hours ago someone posted a DD on WSB telling people to short Crowdstrike based on a bunch of incredibly bad analysis, but despite nothing in their DD stacking up, now about to become rich haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/

Another observation about tafe - it's full of chinks, often old ones. While my class has lots of white people in it, every time I walk past other classrooms I see a class full of chinks with some white lady teaching it. Maybe they're learning english or something. Maybe there's some scam where the government pays them. But it's full of chinks, and a lot of them are in their 50s, 60s or maybe 70s. If mass immigration is meant to counter our aging population, I'm not seeing it there.


 >>/876236/
> I've been reading this post too it's so good. The comments 9h ago correctly telling OP he's an idiot, and new comments variations of "he called it, is this guy forrest gump"










> Due to an outage, our customer contact centre is unavailable and orders may be delayed or unavailable in your area 
Dan has fallen...













 >>/876258/
pretty much
that pelosi woman in the us senate always guesses right with her stock buys/sells
it's just unfortunate for joe public that the release of records of their trades are deliberately delayed by a couple of months